Party Imbalance

The Grunky Gang takes a day to regroup, refresh, talk, and (of course) shop! Shawn reveals his love of cows, NG puts a ring on it, Orric gets a wardrobe upgrade, Caelia is disappointed by a lack of trinkets, and Quill reverse-pickpockets. What will this wonderful band of misfit criminals do next?

Happy New Year! After a long absence, Party Imbalance is back (at least for now). Grizzly and the Grunky Gang (debut album TBA) delve into the ice caverns as Orric feels the magical artifact draw nearer. Special thanks to Brandon for guest-starring in this two-part arc!

Tavern brawls, human-shot-puts, and head-pats abound in this first ever guest-star episode featuring Brandon! Tempers flair when the brutish barbarian Grizzly joins the Grunky Gang as they move onward towards the mysterious magic relic. Will they survive the snowy wasteland?

The Bros (tm) try to keep their follicle folly a secret, but Caelia goes full mom mode on Orric. Will the Grunky Gang make it to Lakefell without imploding from internal conflict? Probably, but then again...

Home, sweet home. Orric has returned to his hometown, and the Grunky Gang have only one thing they must do - shop. Listen in awe as various characters practically sell their souls in exchange for trivial magic items. 

The Grunky Gang is on the road again. Orric almost eats some poison, NG-27 is an anime character, Quill and Shawn spot the hobbits on their way to Isengard, and Caelia almost needs to attend trauma therapy. Aren't road trips the best?

Due to technical difficulties, Jacob's microphone gave him a major voice-drop this episode. You have been warned.

The Grunky Gang has their last chance to bring their beloved rogue Orric back from the dead. Will they succeed? If not, Shawn and Quill are gonna have a ton of emotional baggage the rest of the campaign.

The Grunky Gang explore the sewers of Sanders Trench, where they encounter some skittering spiders and a little halfling friend. Shawn reveals his true feelings about Rango, and things get a bit out of hand. Honestly, I do feel like these episode descriptions are funnier when they're written after midnight. My humor isn't as up-to-par in the afternoons.

Howdy, y'all. There's a new Sheriff - er- I mean, Powderguard in town, and he's got the worst D20 in the whole Wild West. Meanwhile, the Grunky Gang begins their Search for Spock (Orric). You know these episode descriptions are always high quality because I always write them after midnight!

The Grunky Gang takes a trip down the dark caverns leading to the Underdark, and they encounter something that may be too much for them to handle. Antonio Banderas fails to make a guest appearance, and Caelia is gagged the entire episode.

I am so sorry.

The Grunky Gang (yes, that's what they're called now) sets off on a new adventure, escorting highly dangerous cargo to the mysterious Powder Guard. On the way, they encounter danger, evil, and highly improbable rolls. 

Everyone learns that Orric misses Fantasy Yelp. NG-27 sticks it to the man and makes his own dangerous object. Shawn gets hammered. Quill is a dwarf now. And Caelia kind of just watches it all happen.

The adventurers march onwards to victory... whatever that means. NG-27 is revealed to be an undercover grammar cop, and Orric forgets where he is going. Oh, boy. It's a long road to Silverton.