Seinbros: A Seinfeld Podcast
By Jacob and Jonah Kraus
Seinbros: A Seinfeld PodcastFeb 28, 2024
The Raincoat Fire
The Kraus brothers discuss the 2nd half of the Raincoats and the Fire episode of Seinfeld. They debate whether Aaron is truly insane and try to figure out what the deal is with moths.
What is their favorite part of George's fire escape and what could he have said to make a better excuse (if any). Does Toby's behavior warrant Jerry heckling her in the office? Categories and trivia at the end.
The Wife's Raincoat
On the Raincoats first half what do Jacob and Jonah think of Aaron and is taking the Seinfelds out without Jerry or Elaine strange.
Categories and trivia at the end.
The Pie Stand
The Seinbros discuss The Pie and The Stand In episodes of Seinfeld. They try to crack the case of why Audrey won't eat the pie. Is it okay for Rinitzie to pose the Elaine manequin however they want? What should George have done to get the job at Mackenzie while simultaneously avoiding the food poisoning gifted by his fellow 40 short?
The Stand in episode introduces us to Mickey who Jonah believes is the most accomplished side character of all of Kramer's friends. What do the Seinbros think of the many side characters from the Stand in including Phil Titola who shows Elaine who he is. What is the Packeyderm story all about? Categories and Trivia at the end.
The Biologist Dinner
The Marine Biologist episode Jacob and Jonah try to figure out if George is a believable Marine Biologist. Is Jerry out of his lane by making up a job for George? Is George's Jack Nicholson impression any good? Is Kramer's golf swing any good? Who should have to pay Corrine's medical bills? Categories and trivia at the end.
The Stall Conversion
The Seinbros discuss The Conversion and The Stall episodes of Seinfeld. They try to figure out what happened to George to make him always love the wrong women and why is he so messed up in the head. Does George's ex lie to him about going to Latvia? Is Latvian Orthodox a real religion?
Also, does covering the Stall episode give them a rush? Would they ever go rock climbing. What is going on with the bandages on Tony's face? Is Jane really Erika?
Categories and trivia at the end.
The Indian Masseuse
In the Cigar store Indian episode they try to figure out why Sylvia would sleep with George in his parents bed. Who would be the best bowler of the group. Is getting a receipt at a toll booth weird? Categories and trivia at the end.
The Non-Fat Barber
The brothers try to figure out what is going on with the Barber and have a semi-hot take on Enzo’s haircuts. Is Edward Scissorhands as emotional of a movie as Enzo and Gino think? They discuss more about the episode but of course....you will have to listen.
The Bris Reader
The Accountant's Glasses
Seinbros is back baby (yes I'm using George's babies now) to recap the Glasses and the Accountant episodes of Seinfeld. Did George plant the mercury head dime, why does Jerry hate air conditioning? What do Jacob and Jonah think is the proper way to ask for a discount. They also discuss where in South America Barry Prophet could have gone to and if the message Jake Jarmel took for Elaine should have contained punctuation. Categories (including a new one) and trivia at the end.
The Puffy Mango
Category Wrap Up Season 4
The Kraus brothers get together once again for a wrap up episode for Season 4 live from "Florida". Actually the Florida trip already happened and the boys didn't get a chance to record so back it is recorded back in Connecticut. Similar to the wrap up episode for Season 3 but now with some new categories including which episode was the most surprisingly funny and character with the best comedy per minute. Season 5 of Seinfeld will be discussed by the Seinbros soonish, with new episodes dropping in the months and years to come.
The Pilots
The Kraus brothers tried to do a podcast about their Seinfeld podcast but it got cancelled so instead they analyze the final episode or episodes of season 4 of Seinfeld, The Pilot. Jacob tries to justify when/if it is okay to be a sweatpant guy. The brothers give their thoughts on the "Jerry" cast and discuss how they would react if faced with Kramers "situation". Categories and trivia at the end.
The Smelly Handicap
The Kraus brothers discuss The Smelly Car and The Handicap Spot episodes of Seinfeld. Jacob explains which one of these was his favorite episode when he was younger. They give their thoughts on valet parking, bad smells and discuss the emergence of one of their favorite characters of all time. Categories and trivia at the end.
The Mint Implant
The Kraus brothers discuss The Implant and The Junior Mint episodes of Seinfeld. They try to contain themselves as they talk about how real and spectular Sidra is and whether double dipping the chip is allowed. Other topics include why is Timmy so mad and what other occupation Father Jessup does in his spare time. Jonah tells a story about the birth of one of his kids and did he think about using a Junior mint to aid in the healing. Categories and trivia at the end.
The Outed Old Man
Jacob and Jonah discuss The Outing and The Old Man episodes of Seinfeld (not that there is anything wrong with it). Jonah gives his feelings about George's shirt and what it reminds him of. The brothers have a back and forth about the way Seinfeld approaches Jerry being outed before he was ever in. Jacob rants about The Old Man and completely derails the show. Categories and Trivia at the end.
The Visa Shoes
Jacob and Jonah discuss The Visa and The Shoes episodes of Seinfeld. They talk about Kramer getting thrown into a horse and Russell getting back on the horse. They try to figure out why Elaine is angry about the shoes and understand why George didn't just peek when poked. Categories and Trivia at the end.
The Movie Pick
The Kraus brother discuss The Pick and The Movie episodes of Seinfeld. They analyze how long they think George and Susan were together and how long they were apart and why the f Susan would take George back. Also, why does George want to go back. Find out what they think of Jerry's feelings about being caught in a pick at a light.
Which character description is the most accurate according to Jonah and Jacob during the Movie episode. The brothers also discuss Buckles and if they enjoy him and his jokes. What's the deal with the cab driver.
Categories and trivia at the end.
The Airport Contest
After a long hiatus the Kraus brothers come back to discuss The Contest and The Airport episodes of Seinfeld. They try to understand what made George unable to control himself after he spotted the Glamour. Jacob explains where he has been all these weeks. The brothers deep dive into the airport and airplanes and how different they are now. Categories and trivia at the end.
The Virgin Opera
The Kraus brothers discuss the Opera and Virgin episodes of Seinfeld. They try to figure out if they would enjoy the opera and what the opera glasses are used for. They also breakdown Joe Davola's apartment and what kind of message it gives. Jacob tells a story about his skiing prowess or lack there of. Categories and trivia at the end.
The Cheever Bubble
Jonah and Jacob discuss The Bubble Boy and Cheever Letters episodes of Seinfeld. They touch on how old they think the Bubble Boy is and express how bad they feel for Mel Sanger hauling Yoohoo and dealing with his sons attitude problem. They also can barely contain their laughter as they recap the Cheever Letters and delve into Susan's parents and the rest of her family. Categories and trivia at the end.
The Wallet Watch
The Pitch Ticket
The Kraus brothers end a long hiatus by going over The Pitch and the Ticket episodes of Seinfeld. They speak about toilet paper and vomiting and speak about Seinfeld breaking the 4th wall. They also try to figure out what a shaving brush is used for and shaving routines. Categories and trivia at the end.
The Trips
The Kraus brother discuss The Trip part 1 and 2 episodes of Seinfeld. They discuss George and Jerry in California and Kramer being accused of being accused of a serial killer. They also discuss their feelings on the real serial killer and the other characters including the detectives who are on the case. Jonah and Jacob give their opinions on tipping a chambermaid and whether Anne Landers sucks.
Categories and trivia at the end.
Category Wrap up Season 1-3
The Kraus Brothers go through the episode winners from the first 40 episodes of Seinfeld. They also create a couple of new categories including favorite boyfriend/girlfriend and best Kramer idea. They decide which of their two sponsors they liked better and rank their Top 5 episodes each as well as some other interesting discussion.
The Space Keys
The Kraus brothers analyze The Parking Space and The Keys episodes of Seinfeld. They recap the last episodes of season 3 of Seinfeld delving into the produce section of a grocery store they used to work at and the shenanigans that happened there. They discuss some of the people in the crowd arguing over the parking spot and who they think is right George or Mike. They also debate whether the covenant of the keys was broken and if it was broken by multiple characters. Categories lead to some funny discussion as well answering if The Boyfriend will remain on top of the hill for the first 3 seasons.
The Samaritan’s Letter
The Kraus brothers discuss The Good Samaritan and The Letter episodes of Seinfeld. They speak about how they would react if they witnessed a hit and run. They discuss if George did anything wrong by saying god bless you and analyze multiple sneezes, loud sneezes and long sneezes. They also debate the plagiarism aspect of the letter. Jonah and Jacob also have few disagreements on different category winners.
The Boyfriend’s Limo
The Kraus brothers go through the 2nd half of The Boyfriend episode of Seinfeld as well as The Limo. They discuss which half of the Boyfriend they like better along with a ruling on if they think this is the best combination of episode so far. Jacob tells a story of a close call on a baby drop. They try to figure out if the Limo is a good jig or a bad jig. Categories and trivia at the end.
The Fix Up Boyfriend
The Kraus brothers discuss The Fix Up and first half of the Boyfriend episodes of Seinfeld. They start off by closing out the John McEnroe discussion and get into the conundrum of splitting the Boyfriend up. They give their opinions on fixing someone up. They also tell a story of their trip down to Texas years ago to see the spot of the JFK assassination. Categories and Trivia at the end.
The Pez Suicide
The Red Subway Dot
Stranded on the Alternate Side
The Kraus brothers discuss The Stranded and The Alternate Side episodes of Seinfeld. Jonah tells a couple stories about being stranded and the brothers applaud Jerry for ripping apart the rental car industry. Categories and Trivia at the end.
The Nose Job Tape
The Garage Cafe
The Kraus brothers discuss The Parking Garage and Cafe episodes of Seinfeld. They give their opinions on urinary freedom and Jacob's knack for leaving things behind but not on purpose like CooooStantza.
The Dog Library
The Truth Pen
The Kraus Brothers head down to sunny Florida to put themselves in a Muzak and humidity filled state of mind to discuss The Pen and also to analyze The Truth episodes of Seinfeld. They bring in their sisters to help go through some of the side characters and also get an idea of why the shoes need to match the purse. Everyone gives their opinions on the Seinfeld parents and the retirement Community. Jacob and Jonah also go through the categories on the episodes and see if Chinese Restaurant remains on the top of the hill.