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Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches

Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches

By LeadVonE
A parody of the Harry Potter universe, in which good characters are evil, simple plots are complicated, and the many holes in the original author's world are plugged so hard, they open up whole new interesting avenues to explore.
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DP&SW 026 — Necromancy for Fun and Fun – Part Two
Alexandra Black continues her quest to become Magical Britain’s first and only pre-teen necromancer. You’d think Sirius would be more perceptive about this, wouldn’t you? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:07:60
December 1, 2019
DP&SW 025 — Necromancy for Fun and Fun – Part One
“It’s not a phase, Dad! It’s a pact with dark forces mankind was not meant to meddle with!” Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:13:09
November 10, 2019
DP&SW 024 — Ginny Training in Dreamland
“Come with me if you want to live.” What do you do when an over-powered bad-ass from the future turns up at your door with destiny and fate at his side? Well, if you’re Ginny, you start training like the devil. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by […]
01:50:32
June 5, 2019
DP&SW 023 — Manor Beginnings and The Winter Festival
Ever wonder what wizards actually do when they’re not in school? I mean, there has to be some time when they just have fun with all those cool magic tricks they learn, right? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:28:16
April 14, 2019
DP&SW 022 — Muggleborns, Ghosts, and Musical Chairs
An old friend returns, Hermione jumps in to save the day, and the order of things has changed in the snake pit. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:29:01
April 8, 2019
DP&SW 021 — The Duelling Club
Harry has been laying low for quite long enough. It’s high time to strike some awe into those fools… Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:30:28
December 23, 2018
DP&SW 020 — Double Double Troll and Trouble
It’s Halloween — there’s a troll in the castle — and it’s going to need a hell of a lot more than a swish and flick to put down. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:06:43
December 1, 2018
DP&SW 019 — The Chamber’s Pipe Network
Harry and Co begin their investigations into what’s guarding the ultimate prize down the third floor corridor. But what ultimate challenge did the muggle studies professor dream up? Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:03:34
November 9, 2018
DP&SW 018 — Slytherin’s Outcast
But what about Harry?! What about Harry indeed. Rest assured, our favourite sociopathic time traveller has not been idle. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Author’s Patreon: www.patreon.com/leadvone Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:26:45
October 22, 2018
DP&SW 017 — A Very Slytherin Muggleborn – Part Two
Things come to ahead for our intrepid band of amoral magical schoolgirls. They didn’t count on the potions master. You should always count on the potions master. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
01:12:31
August 5, 2018
DP&SW 016 — A Very Slytherin Muggleborn – Part One
The first year starts, and our heroes are hiding from each other, pretending not to know each other’s problematic secrets. Of course, in Slytherin House, Hermione is hiding perhaps the most problematic secret of all. She’s a muggleborn. It’s not her fault everyone assumes otherwise. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration […]
01:20:04
June 10, 2018
DP&SW 015 — BOOK TWO: The Foundations of Power
The start of first year. Have you ever wondered what kindergarten politics would look like if children were given super mind magics, then pumped full of enough victorian etiquette to fill a royal garden party? No? Shocking. Well, if for some reason you were, it might possibly look something like this. Chapter 15’s official name […]
01:24:29
March 15, 2018
DP&SW 014 — BONUS – Alexandra’s Birthday Party
Alexandra has a birthday party. Luna’s there. So’s John Potter. There’s cake. Also Pudding. Luna likes pudding. The first full episode with the author’s narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
58:41
March 14, 2018
DP&SW 013 — BONUS – Hermione Goes Shopping
Hermione goes shopping in Diagon Alley to get ready for Hogwarts. Of course, this being DP&SW, that’s not all she’s doing there… The first full episode with the author’s narration. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written and narrated by LeadVonE Cover illustration by Lunatico
50:21
March 13, 2018
DP&SW 012 — Straight From the Graveyard – Part Two
John Potter investigates what’s wrong with the timeline. This is the first episode which starts the switch from Soren’s narration to the author’s. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs/LeadVonE Cover Illustration by Lunatico
48:03
March 12, 2018
DP&SW 011 — Straight From the Graveyard – Part One
John Potter arrives back in time, ready to face his destiny. But something isn’t quite right. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
36:45
March 11, 2018
DP&SW 010 — The Book of Names – Part Two
Harry sneaks into Hogwarts to trick the book of names. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
32:47
March 10, 2018
DP&SW 009 — The Book of Names – Part One
A loose end turns up that needs to be tied. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
40:19
March 9, 2018
DP&SW 008 — Umm. I’m the Champion of Fate and Death?
Luna Lovegood is confusing and Alexandra Black is indomitable. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
33:48
March 8, 2018
DP&SW 007 — Hey, Grab a Drink, I’m the Boy Who Lived
Harry engages in some questionable tactics to talk to Ginny. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Illustration by Lunatico
41:44
March 7, 2018
DP&SW 006 — Good Morning Students, I’m Harry Potter
Harry plays Mr Miyagi to Hermione. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
30:23
March 6, 2018
DP&SW 005 — Greetings, I am Lord Slytherin – Part 2
Harry learns that occasionally plans need to be altered to avoid being a horrible person. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
37:16
March 5, 2018
DP&SW 004 — Greetings, I am Lord Slytherin – Part 1
Harry reaches out to his first potential ally in Magical Britain. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
31:28
March 4, 2018
DP&SW 003 — Flying Under the Radar: Gold
Flush with success from his previous project, Harry starts working on filling up his vaults. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
23:51
March 3, 2018
DP&SW 002 — Flying Under the Radar: Wand
Harry sets about getting the first part of his master plan… a wand. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
34:17
March 2, 2018
DP&SW 001 — Through the Veil
Harry is ripped from his dementor-filled existence in Azkaban prison, and brought before two powerful beings who have a rather interesting proposal. Author Website: www.leadvone.com Written by LeadVonE Read by Soren Childs Cover Art by Lunatico
25:30
March 1, 2018