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Keys Bartender Podcast

Keys Bartender Podcast

By Keys Bartender

A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender. Observations about Life, Bars, and Keys Living. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Episode 607-Routines - Keys Bartender

Keys Bartender Podcast Apr 20, 2022

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Conspire Me This

Conspire Me This

Several videos showing a Fish Die-off sparks conspiracy theories. We should remain open to a variety of explanations. That is where research and investigation comes into play. Our first instinct should not be the formulation and giving credence to conspiracy theories.

Mar 28, 202421:25
Bar Talk

Bar Talk

Conversations that happen at the Bar. Museums and people with accents are topics.

Mar 27, 202414:35
Episode 817 Draft Day

Episode 817 Draft Day

It is essential to maintain your draft beer beer quality. Best way to do that is by regularly clean your lines.

Mar 27, 202430:56
Episode 816 Waste

Episode 816 Waste

Jim gets bit. Watching your waste when it comes to spoilage starts with garnishes. Being frugal is not a vice when practiced thoughtfully.

Mar 20, 202428:56
Episode 815 Post St. Podraig's Day

Episode 815 Post St. Podraig's Day

Jim recounts some of the Keys traditional celebration of St. Patrick's Day. FYI Padraig(Paw-Rick) is Patrick in the Irish Language.
Mar 18, 202430:60
Episode 814 Overheard

Episode 814 Overheard

Ambience easy to set and easy to change. A private conversation gets overheard.

Mar 15, 202431:00
Episode 813 Handling Critiques

Episode 813 Handling Critiques

Jim gets a visit from Brad, an avid listener. If you are looking to improve your job performance, try looking at criticism as an opportunity to change.

Mar 14, 202434:49
Episode 812 Generation A

Episode 812 Generation A

Rebranding your Bar or Restaurant is an excellent means of increasing business. Why did we need to go with X, Y, and Z when labelling generations? Where is generation A?

Finally, if you are prescribed a brand new medication how would you know if you are allergic to it?

Note: Cantertoritravix can cause your anus to explode, display symptoms of false pregnancy, and flaming flatulence. Do not take Cantertoritravix if you are allergic to Cantertoritravix.

Mar 13, 202434:31
Episode 811 Skunky Beer

Episode 811 Skunky Beer

Knowing the shelf life of the products you are serving are essential to the proper operation of a Bar. Jim has a relaxing, busy, and productive 3 day weekend.

Mar 11, 202434:44
Episode 810 Concerted Effort to Relax

Episode 810 Concerted Effort to Relax

Though it may sound counter to your goal of relaxing it is essential to make the most of your down time. Being well rested and lets say, recreated helps you when you are on the job. Abby and Jim go to a Concert in the park in Islamorada and chase a loose dog on the main road.

Mar 09, 202432:41
Episode 809 Self Appraisals

Episode 809 Self Appraisals

As a bartender it's always good to get validation from outside yourself with job offers. Don't let it get to your head because you don't want to be that person that needs it always.

Mar 07, 202432:21
Special Episode -Pig Butchering

Special Episode -Pig Butchering

Another scammer tries me out for size.The Scam I always thought was Phishing is called Pig Butchering. In the episode I call it pig slaughtering, my mistake. The scammer took a long time to understand I was on to them.

Mar 02, 202409:28
Episode 808 The Price of Paradise

Episode 808 The Price of Paradise

The entire episode dedicated to residents of the Florida Keys. The inundation of visitors is not a thing to be cursed.

Mar 02, 202435:43
Special Episode -The Heart of the Matter

Special Episode -The Heart of the Matter

A testing episode where Jim has a short about his Cardiac Incident and why he doesn't seem affected by it.

Feb 29, 202413:34
Episode 807 To Protect and to Serve

Episode 807 To Protect and to Serve

When bartending at an event with an open bar, it becomes critical to manage some attendee's consumption. The A.I. generated content leaves one to question all content. Jim watches the movie "Zone of Interest".

Feb 29, 202446:02
Episode 806 A Young Person's Game

Episode 806 A Young Person's Game

Jim explains why bartending gives him so much joy. Some say you need to slow down but only you know what you can handle.

Million $ idea: selling socks in odd numbers.

Feb 28, 202433:08
Episode 805 Down the Rabbit Hole

Episode 805 Down the Rabbit Hole

Contemplations for a long ride into work.

Feb 26, 202433:09
Episode 804 Work Date

Episode 804 Work Date

Jim gets cross trained in the Distillery Tasting Room. The place you work is a great place to meet romantic partners, but it may not be the best place to been in a romantic relationship.

Feb 22, 202438:19
Episode 803 Stranded

Episode 803 Stranded

Jim opens with a joke. Being a competent salesperson can aid you to become a more profitable bartender. It's an ill wind that blows no good that blows no good.

Feb 21, 202434:12
Episode 802 Clothing Optional

Episode 802 Clothing Optional

Consideration should be given to how a bartender should dress at work to help them complete their task. Nudity though a novel way of working is fraught with peril. Jim gives recap of trip to see a play on the mainland.

Feb 15, 202430:53
Valentine's Day Test Episode

Valentine's Day Test Episode

Using new software and I didn't want to give this an episode number.

Feb 14, 202414:51
Valentine's Day Test Episode

Valentine's Day Test Episode

Test episode

Feb 14, 202416:02
Episode 801 A Good thing to do with Your Hands

Episode 801 A Good thing to do with Your Hands

Todays topic does not involve a bottle of Jurgens Lotion, tissues, and a Playboy magazine. Get your mind out of the gutter its about hand hygiene.

Feb 14, 202419:33
Episode 800 Check Out My Banana.......Car

Episode 800 Check Out My Banana.......Car

Eating in front of customers is a big no-no in the service industry but you still need sustenance to work. Planning how you get those valuable calories are essential in a busy work environment. We see a lot of strange vehicles in the Keys.
Feb 07, 202434:12
Episode 799 Be Like Switzerland

Episode 799 Be Like Switzerland

Small talk is an essential skill for Bartenders. If you are having mental turmoil if it serious seek professional help otherwise be like Switzerland.

Feb 04, 202433:10
Episode 798 At Your Service

Episode 798 At Your Service

Being available to work or service can be just as much a blessing as a burden. Jim's chosen occupation has allowed him the opportunity to diversify his activities.

Feb 04, 202427:45
Episode 797 Jim Loses his Sh*t

Episode 797 Jim Loses his Sh*t

When Jim imagines he is immersed in incompetence he reverts to his angry baby attitude. He is called away by his ride share gig momentarily but returns with a story.

Feb 03, 202432:30
Episode 796 Manage Your Views on Management

Episode 796 Manage Your Views on Management

What could be ass kissing than buttering up to management? Well they have it tough too, so let's can the knee jerk "managers are pains in the ass. Communication goes both ways as does understanding and a little of both goes a long way to making a successful work environment.

Jan 27, 202435:60
Episode 795 The Barber Shop

Episode 795 The Barber Shop

Bartending has it's perks and draw backs. It is important to keep your and your co-worker's mental health in mind. Jim dreams of hanging out in an African American Barber Shop just to trade insults.
Jan 20, 202434:41
Episode 794 Who's a Good Boy!

Episode 794 Who's a Good Boy!

From your appearance to bathroom cleanliness have a little respect for your work. Jim explains why he believes more consideration should be given in child naming when he looks for a dog after being introduced to a teenaged boy.
Jan 18, 202437:09
Episode 793 In Your Head

Episode 793 In Your Head

Something anyone should know when working in a tourist destination. The answer to the question "What else is there to do?".

Jan 16, 202434:44
Episode 792 Who Are You Wearing?

Episode 792 Who Are You Wearing?

We cover the essential clothes for bartenders. Jim's thinks a considerate comment may have hurt someone.

Jan 16, 202430:43
Episode 791 Never Knew Brew

Episode 791 Never Knew Brew

Jim begins training at his new employer, Islamorada Beverages. He admits his lack of knowledge about beer. Never be ashamed of ignorance don't let it become a reason to not learn.

Jan 13, 202435:57
Episode 790 My Shortest Job Tenure

Episode 790 My Shortest Job Tenure

Jim resigns before his first day of work.

Jan 08, 202430:21
Episode 789 The Job of Getting a Job

Episode 789 The Job of Getting a Job

Getting a job is a job in itself. How do you find the right job(s)? Why does he want two part-time jobs instead of 1 full-time job?

Jan 06, 202431:43
Episode 788 2024-Where is my Hoverboard?

Episode 788 2024-Where is my Hoverboard?

Abby and Jim celebrate the coming of 2024 with dinner and a comedy show.

Jan 01, 202431:38
Episode 787 End of 2023

Episode 787 End of 2023

Why do we always seem to view the previous year as a thing to get over? It is truly a poor experience when there is nothing to be learned from it.

Dec 30, 202332:26
Episode 786 The Irish Goodbye

Episode 786 The Irish Goodbye

Its difficult to close when the guest don't want to leave. Here are some strategies. Jim goes over the oft oversimplified "Irish Goodbye".

Dec 27, 202332:03
Episode 785 A Jewish Man's Birthday Party

Episode 785 A Jewish Man's Birthday Party

Abby and Jim attend a Jewish Friend's Birthday Party. What could be more Christmasy? Jim explains Christmas traditions to a hypothetical Alien Visitor.

Dec 24, 202333:04
Episodes 784 Is that a Robot Bartender or Just some Weirdo?

Episodes 784 Is that a Robot Bartender or Just some Weirdo?

How to maintain a good attitude at work.

Dec 22, 202329:54
Episode 783 The Elf Incident

Episode 783 The Elf Incident

Jim is in the interview groove . He feels as if he is in the zone. Why do we feel the need to put up a front when being interviewed? Just try to be the person you want to be. Assuming that person is helpful, caring, friendly, and a team player. We hear about the faux pas in Jim's past.

Dec 21, 202331:17
Episode 782 The Tipping Point

Episode 782 The Tipping Point

Jim spends one day training at job and realizes it isn't a good match.
Dec 21, 202329:09
Episode 781 The Popular Girl

Episode 781 The Popular Girl

Jim finally starts getting offers of employment and not just a few. Driving for a ride share in the Upper Keys out of season is patience testing activity.

Dec 17, 202333:02
Episode 780 Wheelchairs for the Eyes

Episode 780 Wheelchairs for the Eyes

Don't make the mistake of purchasing oddball liquor for Christmas Cocktails if you are a Bar. Unless you want to be looking at that Peppermint Schnapps for the next 20 years. Jim accidently stumbles upon a strange but funny podcast only for those not easily offended- This Irish-American Life.

Dec 13, 202333:28
Episode 779 That Doesn't Sound Like Jim

Episode 779 That Doesn't Sound Like Jim

Synergy and group dynamics are used Human Resources types. But, in actuality we can all benefit by understanding each other strengths and how to harness them while at work. Think of the Avengers.

Dec 13, 202335:36
Super Secret Mystery Episode

Super Secret Mystery Episode

It’s super secret.
Dec 11, 202328:34
Episode 778 Small Stuff

Episode 778 Small Stuff

We ponder a question posted on a FB Bartending Page concerning drinks that bartenders hate to make. While waxing haphazardly on not letting things bother you Jim is bothered by forgetfulness.

Dec 11, 202333:51
Episode 777 Why 0.0% ?

Episode 777 Why 0.0% ?

Why is it important to have 0.0% products and making sure they stand out? Jim and Family go to Manhattan.
Dec 09, 202335:39
Episode 776 Flying Chickens

Episode 776 Flying Chickens

Jim learns that chickens can fly, not that far. A bar kit is an essential for the catering bartender.

Nov 27, 202333:00
Episode 775 Job Roulette

Episode 775 Job Roulette

Jim gets short notice call to bartend a Wedding oceanside. He realizes after all this years that variety appeals to him, when it comes to work.

Nov 19, 202333:46