Dysfunctional Adults

In which the guys wax nostalgic about the best parts of the late 80s and early 90s school system, and commit to helping archaeologists find soft tissue fossils.

A clip from S2 Episode 10. How wonderful!

In which Zach mocks, and assassinates the character of, a 12-year-old war hero, Jason unnecessarily helps Zach stay single, Jon inclusively ridicules Florida Woman and her worldwide counterparts, and Special Guest Uncle Luke gives us a new nightmare scenario to consider.

Credits:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLD7bFQr/

https://www.facebook.com/CollegeHumor/posts/5-ways-to-break-up-with-your-girlfriend-without-hurting-her-feelings/10152728061657807/

Jason has already licensed President Fighter!, so don't even try it! S2 Episode 9: Rotting Trampoline Cow will drop early on April 28th, 2024! Even if you hate this, please follow us so you can share your misery with others!

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Here's a quick clip from 4/21/2024's Episode 8!

In which Zach and Jon have to break some harsh truths to Jason that he simply cannot comprehend... :(

The following 2 minute clip is from our first season (which was audio only) and is the reason Uncle Luke's Story Corner exists today! Just don't tell Luke that this one story alone netted us MILLIONS of dollars worldwide... MILLIONS, I tell you!!

Here's a quick preview of Episode 7 that has Jason embarrassing all of us once again...

A quick clip!

In which Jon threatens to withhold his tip, Jason successfully produces a sample, and Zach somehow gets rabies from a seagull despite the impossibility.

Video Credit: https://www.tiktok.com/@wikihow/video/7338114352966339871?q=wikihow%20erection&t=1712603990210

Don't feel bad for Jason; he deserves it!

In which the guys console each other, but not for purposes of getting into each other's pants. It's because we are all sad and only our mothers love us.

Video Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq23yiiYxdQ

In which Luke shares his favorite scents, Jason engages in yet MORE nudity ridden activities, Jon shares some fashion tips, and Zach whatevers some more! Video Credit:

https://www.tiktok.com/@itsnatalietheflop/video/7257605152356732206

3-minute s2e3 Preview: Jason bores Zach to sleep with his story about having to register as a particular type of offender... Dysfunctional Adults S2 Episode 3 out now!

This is a very special episode: In which Jason goes native and off the reservation, Zach pretty much cries the whole time, and Jon relays yet another story of his derring-do life as a scofflaw. Nobody is safe; not even your mom! If you see her, though, tell her I said, "Hey," and ask her when our knitting circle next meets.

Episode 3 Credits:

https://www.tiktok.com/@cinema_singularity/video/7325577158812765486?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7333057785971820074

In which a sandwich determines the fate of Jason's marriage, Jon becomes a snooty art critic, and Zach is an atrocious G-word. ***Video Credit: 5 Sesame Street Characters I'd Eat (& How I'd Cook Them) By: Mythical Kitchen Subscription Link: https://www.youtube.com/mythicalkitchen?sub_confirmation=1 Direct Link To Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqlLBuUVnfM

***Trigger Warning: At about the 28:30 mark until about the 32:10 mark, there is a story that involves some stranger harming some animals***

In which the guys don't learn from their prison experience and go right back to doing what got them incarcerated in the first place!

Guest Co-host: Uncle Luke!

Here are a couple quick clips from the Season 2 premiere, dropping Monday, March 4th, 2024! Don't forget to subscribe! We love you whether you want it or not!

This is just an announcement for our 2nd season release date! Check out the new episode on Monday, March 4th, 2024!

In which Nikola Tesla returns riding the Moscow Water Dog, and Zach finds out he has another child! Who will live and who will die in this explosive conclusion to our hilarious first season! 

In which Jason flashes his love, Jon finds the perfect anniversary gift idea, and Zach phones it in.

In which Zach updates everyone on what is weird in the world, Jon gives us some helpful product reviews, and Jason gripes incessantly about not being selected for a new job.

In which Jason makes an adequate mistake, Jon reveals the dangers of partying too hard, and Zach lays down the law!

In which Jason smashes, Jon shares, and Zach sleeps.

In which Jason reads car sales ads, Zach does the same old crap, and Jon regales us with tales of awkwardness.

The title says it all.

In which the guys talk about how they didn't watch The Superbowl, and what-not-to-do for Valentine's Day. 

In which Jason courts a new advertiser, Zach dips into the world of true crime, and Jon reveals the secrets of past presidents. 

In which Zach casually confesses to several felonies, Jon chooses acne over body odor, and Jason remains fat. 

In which we have a fundraiser for Jon's Covid.

In which Jason again attempts to get us canceled.

In which we pay our respects to Betty White and then just jump the rails with hot guinea pig sex!

In which Jon shares his grocery list, Jason indulges his erotica fixation, and Zach makes nature seem less beautiful.

In which Jason declares war on Idaho.

In which Jason makes Christmas dirty and humorous, Jon betrays the Santa/Child privilege laws, Luke drives like a bat out of hell, and Zach makes fun of a sad fish.

In which it's a very special episode.

In which we lose 1 out of 3 listeners. Goodbye, Klaus! We'll miss you!

In which Luke opens his new Uncle Luke's Story Corner segment, Jason gives us reasons to be thankful for our families, Jon mixes drugs and nudity into his Show And Tell, and Zach reminds us that history is just plain gross.

In which Jon regales us with tales from history, Jason cry-laughs a lot, and Zach hits on a nurse in the only way he knows how.

In which Jason can't seem to stop making racial slurs and anti-Semitic comments.

In which JT explores his squirrel fetish, Jon thinks he can take on a gorilla, Jason explores non-Brony costume options, and Zach sings the saddest song ever.

In which we do what we do, only better because it contains fighting emus!

In which Jason learns to walk the hard way, Jon recounts some chilling deaths, and Zach sleeps through half the podcast.

In which Zach haphazardly spliced together some crap from "Humble Beginnings BONUS episodes" 1 - 6. He really is a master of audio engineering. And very handsome. And really strong. I'd smash.

In which we explore the beauty that nature has to offer, realize that animals deserve to be put in prison, and make it our quest to ensure that happens.

In which Jon judges llama faces, Jason insults James Corden, and Zach gives maybe 24% effort throughout the entire episode.