My Hijacked American Lie-fe

This started out as a joke but morphed into a poem or something like that as it kind of rymes. A bit of a departure from the normal material and the jokes but I thought it would be worth putting up to show that I everything i come up with is not all that good. It's not too long and you can always skip it ....

My favorite poem by Irish Poet Dylan Thomas. I memorized this a while ago. I am not sure why exactly but it seemed like something that would be of value later. It's an amazing poem and one I have always found pertinent to my life. I don't think my recitation of it does it justice. Thanks for listening.

This podcast was meant to help save my life. In the process it has destroyed the lives of those that have been fucking with me and that is a good thing. However, I must apologize to the family of liz as The Rogers had nothing to do with this. I won't name them all but I do know about all of you. I was looking forward to meeting you when I thought liz and I were together. I was looking forward to going to the non-lake lake house.... Please do not be angry or upset with anyone other than those directly involved. From what I have heard the good parts of her family are being adversely affacted and that is not fair to them at all as it isn't or wasn't fair to me. Please do not hold them guilty for anything as they have done nothing wrong. It is only the one bad apple in the bunch. Her family and parents are good people and they deserve to be treated as such. Her family is not to be blamed in anyway and i am sorry all this has happened. Those that are involved will be held accountable but the family members of those people are innocent and should be not be considered guilty by association. Please do not blame them for any wrong doing. Having experienced that myself for years, i know how shitty and awful that can be. I never wanted any of this to occur. But I will not give up without a fight. I will not go quietly into the night. I will not let these assholes fucking destroy my life. (yes part of that is from Independence Day.....I love that fuckin speech BTW. Bill Pullman you are missed). Today I celebrate my Independence Day! (I guess I spoke too soon. I have a feeling that day is rapidly approaching. The light at the end of the tunnel isn't an oncoming train but having my own life again. One not controlled by sadistic and horrific people like Jimbo Turkey and the Three Little Pig of a Bitches. God, I fucking despise all of them.)

I know very little about the French but I think this joke accurately summarizes their entire culture and history. I am pretty sure I am right. (Because as an American with little information I can correctly assume and know everything there is to know about a particular ethicity or demographic. Americans are the most apparently knowledgeable group of people that makes major decisions upon the least amount of accurate information. So, are we right or wrong. Technically, we are both simultaneously right and wrong and that's a Schrdingers Cat Paradox. What does this have to do with some German and his cat? Read a fucking book you idiot. Don't call me an idiot. Ok, read a book dumbass. You know I should never have married you. Your cousin Mitch was way better than you. Oh you mean Mitch the Bitch.....Mitch is 37 and still working at Footlocker. Well my Auntie Charisse says he is going to be the Manager in about a year so long as he gets his GED. Bitch, that dumbass is fuckin retarded. That's why he couldn't graduate high school and he has worked at Footlocker for 15 years at the same minimum wage position...Don't call him retarded (Sorry, I am getting a little off track. Enjoy the joke..)

I was typing a text and my phone autocorrected to assgoals instead of assholes. So I began to wonder what the fuck an assgoal is and this is fucked up joke I came up with. I think it is absolutely perfect. Than again my point of view isn't always shared or understood by others.

A terribly offensive, and what I hope is a super funny or at least just not a bad joke about our modern eras most hated repugnant and repulsive of people. The Jizz Stain Rogers. What a Slunt. If we step up the public shaming she may decide to perform the bloody tromboner.... which is something that I will explain in the next joke.

There are many things in this world that I am proud of. This joke, isn't one of them. I do think it is funny and so there is a slight modicum of pride I feel in destroying some one with no fucking soul that took such pleasure from physically and mentally torturing me. I will never give up of back down until you are dead from suicide or behind bars. You pick it you dirty piece of shit cum guzzling cunt of a person. Liz the jizz Stain Rogers. Thank you fo all those that shout and spit on her. If you want to give her a treat you can jerk off into a plastic bag than throw it at her. Also, during the summer months you can freeze the ejaculate sample so she can suck on it as a little treat when it's hot..that will cool that dumb bitch down. If one saves up enough ejaculate and can make a jizz-sickle which you can shove in her ass than her mouth and repeat until she feels degraded to the point where she will put a bullet in her head than you have succeeded. She loves it though as that is what she lives for.

Another hopefully funny joke I wrote about a month ago. I have yet to receive any feedback on the jokes I have submitted thus far. I would love any suggestions you all may have. Especially, if you have any ideas on how to make them more offensive to the three big fat crack addict pigs. One would think if a pig was smoking meth and crack regularly, Tessa and Krusti, they would be thin. Not the case. Fat as fucking hogs. Gross. The Jizz Stain guzzles about four quarts of semen a day and that is enough calories to feed sub-saharan Africa for a month. So the jizz Stain has spread into a Jizz Pool because she is so fucking gross and fat from the amount of semen she feels the need to consume. Apparently, she now bakes trays of semen, dries it out and snorts massive lines of baked dried out hot semen off of Jimbo's ass as he gets fucked in the ass by a dark skinned fella. It's insanely fucked up. They all need serious help. Please continue to Scream and Shout and let it all out when you see any of the aforementioned piglets or Turkey.

My apologies if I offend anyone other than the intended target. She knows how shitty she is. She lied to me for over a year telling me she was pregnant with my child. She knew it was never my kid but Jimbo the Joke paid her 60k to fuck up my life for a year as another way to drive me to commit suicide. Kelsey Shea the Shit Show. Please spit on her if you see her. She stole my money and time I can never get back. Fuck you Thank you.

This is a joke I wrote several weeks ago but it was tailored for one cum guzzling slut. I have since added to it to include the Unholy Trinity that is Krusti, Jizzy, and That cunt that Satan wouldn't fuck, Tessa. I hope it is as offensive as I know it is. Thanks again.

Hey hey....this joke is all based on true events that occured over the last three years. Bits and pieces cum together all over krusty Kristi's face. She was supposed to be my best friend and wife. She sold me out and herself like a bucket full or shit and Kum. I have never been more betrayed than by her. I hate her for what she did. I don't, aside from the jokes, put any effort into thinking about her because means nothing to me and is a water of everything this world is. She is a uniquely terrible and offensive whore and I wouldn't fuck her or touch her or even want to see her for let's say 300 Billion or more money than Good has. She is essentially dead to me and in due time to the world as well. ((So the photo is from the rehearsal dinner in Idaho. At the time, she was fucking several people and had been cheating on me the entire relationship. She is truly trash and I pray to our Lord of the underworld that you comitt suicide or choke on Kum you Kunt. That brings me to another joke I will record shortly.))

This is the first joke I wrote kick starting whatever pathway through this life I take. May be there is a legit career I can self sabotage shortly after starting or maybe it doesn't even go that far. Either way, I enjoy writing these jokes as it takes my mind off of the choas that has been shoved up my ass by people I thought cared for me. I guess not.

As promised, a new joke I wrote yesterday morning. I need to practice the delivery a bit more to refine it. I hope you enjoy the joke and that it brings laughter or at least a look of concern for my mental well being Thank you for listening. Thank you for encouraging my, what I I hope are, funny jokes. Fuck you Turkey and Brown Gravy.....Yeah you know Who I'm referring to. She went to UC Berkeley.

Just the Biggest idiots on the planet. They have every advantage except intelligence. That's why they will never win. Except as California Penal League Spit Roasting Champs for the next seventy years. Way to go Jimbo the Team Captain and Devin Co Spit Roasting Champ serving along side of Kevin, Ryan Gad, Pat Anderson and Brendan and Mike Walker and a whole bunch of other disgraced Woods that suck dick and get ass fucked daily. Way to go dumbassses. The loss prevention manager of Rite Aide on Kettner Blvd in San Diego, a person hired to maintain honesty and intergrity for the store and prevent corruption and adhere to a higher standard of moral turpitude has been bought off to put Potassium Cholride in a pre-set up bottle of vodka for me that he knows will kill me.. No fucking honor or integrity or job or life or freedom for this shit bag. Just another victim to fall to Jimbo the Joke snd his reckless disregard for anyone but himself and his myopic goal, and he will fail in that goal and take over 600 people down with him. Fucking loser. He cares about no one but his hatred for me. It will be his death. His downfall. His greastest of fuck ups that will cost him his life. "When starting on a road of revenge begin by digging two graves. In this case, start with 600 and none of those graves will ever be occupied by me". Fuck you. You will not be able to prevent the loss of everything you value and cherish in life. That's the consequence of the decions you made so quickly to kill an innocent person. You will be held accountable by the final arbiter and the penultimate losss prevention manager our department or universe has to offer. The dislexic doG.

Here's to you Krusti Kristi the Klown kovered in a klear koat of kock kream. Kick Kum filled krack rocks on your way back home...One Kum filled krack rocks....two Kum filled krack rocks....three Kum fillle krack rocks.....Krusti Kristi the Kum Klown is Counting Kum filled Krack rocks on the way back to her krappy krack Kondo! This is The Kount from Nightmare on Sesame Street. It doesn't feel good at all you fucking whore to be publically ridiculed and hated by everyone. This is how I was treated by you all for five years. At least everything you all said about me were all LIES. What I have written and posted is all true. You are a drug addict. You are trash. You are a whore. You took money to have sex with men. You Fucked many of my former friends. Christian Paquet. Marshall Nebeker. Matta Oatman, Ryan Gad, Kevin Bohannon, Pat Anderson, my former attorney Bradley Corbett, who BTW fucked me over and took a bribe from my POS father. You also fucked my dad Jimbo. My brother Devin. You Fucked Liz and Tessa in a disgusting 3 way as a way to insult me. There are many more. (If any of you cock gobblers want your names removed from this factually accurate list than you can reach me in person with 50 grand in cash. Easy enough right?) I Fucking hate you Krack whore Kunt Krusti Kristi the Kum Kovered Klown that has Klamydia and Krabs and krotch rot. Fuck you. You were supposed to be my wife and my best friend and you sold me out and your soul for 100 grand. Go kill yourself as you are nothing as you have no dignity left. You have nothing left. Oh how was being banged by an Indian chief? We you hoping to go back to college but too stupid to get in so you said I will bang a chief to get into a shitty community college to get your license to bleach dirty assholes. He covered you in fire water retardant Kum you kunt. To be honest I am glad this happened because I got to see exactly what a demon you truly are. Krusty Garbage with no inherent Value.

I have yet to listen to everything on this recording. I get sidetracked writing, what I believe and hooe#53 funny jokes and episode descriptions. I do enjoy it. In all honesty, I am not sure where alot of this humor comes from. The creativity is something I haven't experienced like this. My greatest fear at this point, aside from bumble bees, is that once this is fucked up ordeal is finally over that I will lose whatever it is that has made me be this way. A temporary fix for a temporary problem. Usually I am correct in my analysis of certain events. This is the one time I pray to be wrong. As promised, I said I would record the Dirty Bird Joke I wrote about an hour ago. Thanks again. Enjoy! ((And by the way. The photo used is the photo I took seconds before the Jizz Stain was about to drop a can of paint on my head from the third floor. Turkey et Al hacked my account and photo shopped her out. If anyone is good at that stuff I will send you the original photos. It would be highly helpful to me. I am absolutely serious. The sooner the better. My contact info is all listed. Thank you. Truly. ))

My mecixan math skill as no muy bueno. The terribleness continues. I am going to spend some serious time ans mental energy on coming up with specific targeted jokes like The Roar and The Dirty Bird for Krusty the Klown and The Jizz Stain. They all need to be made even more infamous for the rest of eternity when young men and other degenerates discuss the trash bag like women they fucked that past weekend. It is through jokes that are true that we remember how terrible some people are. It is through this podcast that will be available in perpetuity to anyone who would like to listen. If you dont have a way to listen i will buy you twn call phone so you can listen and tell nine other people about this story. God Bless, I mean kazuntite...Damn you just snotted all over the Jizz Stain and there she goes just gobbling it all up. She needs help. She truly is disgusting.

Using my somewhat confusing and origin unknown skill or psychic magnetism I stumbled. literally since I has been drinking all day and walked about twenty miles, into the fortress of solitaire. Apparently, thats what they all do affer a ling day of fucking with me and Destroying my life. They all need a bit of alone and quiet time to decompress after a long day of being a bag of shit. It's hard to maintain tone and rigidity when your whole body is slightly warm feces that essentially wants to spill put into an ever widening increasingly smelly pond of hot shit. And yes, Tessa does think shs is hot shit. She is truly in the most literal sense ans figurative and offensive of senses a Hot Bag of Shit.

The whole gang bang of idiots are present at the shit hole motel I am so not truly fond of. I think tonight was the evening I jokingly suggested doing the "The Dirty Bird" to Turkey Brown Gravy since I adoringly named her Turkey. So basically, it's like the Roar Shocker Test with Tessa but with a naked Turkey patty in the center and everyone capable of creating ejaculate, men and women, dogs and cats, midgets and Mexicans, standing around producing any bodily fluid you can throw safely approximately seven feet. Thr radius of the shame circle. Then Terks puts Google issued goggles on and than gets smother in whatever surprise the participants have created. Finally, an unlucky person chosen by randon drawing from the studio audience enters the room with a pillow case full of exotic bird and animal feathers and covers Turkey to create a multiracial turkey parrot pigeon whatever the fuck combination. She then runs off the stage screaming until she slipped in discarded ejaculate that Liz was licking up, safety first, and then they both ended up needing medical attention So we took one to the Cum Dumpter and the other to the Aviary Sanctuary.

These recordings are real. The evil and hatred they subjected me to is unfathomable and, at times, for me, is unspeakable. The game as they called it is not over. It is the bottom of the ninth and i am significantly ahead. I know I could call any attorney and these fuckers would be in jail within hours. I haven't and I dont call every day because as much as i want this to end. However, if they are in jail and behind bars than they cant make a stupid error that leaves them vulnerable to attack. Than at that point I can fucking kill some of these ungodly monsters. I want to kill JImbo, The Jizz Stain, Krusty Kristi Kuhn and Tessa The Cunt Stevens. I absolutely want to cut their heads of and put them on sticks. I want to savagely murder and violently dismember their lifeless and soulless bodies. Am i wrong for feeling that way after five years of the torture they have put me through. After being drugged and raped repeatedly. Actually, it was 6 men on there separate occasions. Who would not feel this way. Despite all I know not one of them has ever saod a word about it to me. I am better than they are. I now have crippling night terrors where several times a week I wake up out of breathe, shaking, crying and covered in sweat. If I do even sleep at all. I believe most if not everyone would feel the same as me. I will not follow through on those dessires because I am not like them. I have no plan to kill them. My words simply imagery to describe the level of pain and hurt I feel that will never go away. There is no intent only feelings of such violent anger and rage. The dark Phoenix has found a spot in my soul that was never there before. All you hear is the recordings is real and unedited. These people are monsters and the graphic fate i described is a fitting and deservable end to their reign of terror. I will never be the same. I am scared of myself at times because I know what horror i am now capable of exacting upon them. I am not dangerous to anyone other than those that fucking destroyed my life and everything that I was. To everyone else, please dont be alarmed and if anyone has any advice I am willing to listen. You all know so much about me and this is now part of me as well as a result of what they did. Thank you again for listening. I will add some more jokes to brighten my life and hopefully yours.

The I'll fated Gang of Retards are in the death throws before the unshaded light bulb that is illuminating a very dark corner of the sewage filled back alley that is their life finally flickers and sputters out the last bit of light before total darkness consumes them.

So, this is all true. The Jizz Stain is literally caught on SD County Property on surveillance tapes about to drop a can of paint on my head from a third story stairwell to kill me. I heard her and saw her and moved literally seconds before she was about to drop the paint can. It's on fucking film. Because Jimbo the piece of shit has paid officials off she is still free and walking around and Not in Jail where she belongs. I have requested the footage but my request was essentially denied. This is absolutely the truth. If you see her. Kick her the face and do a citizens arrest. But beware she may try to suck any and all ejaculate from you man or woman. Beware. She also stole five grand from me and got me fired from Life Pro Financial by telling the CEO that I was a racist, mosaganist that beat her up. Clearly, all bullshit. I hate this cunt and I will stop at nothing to completely obliterate anything positive associated with her disgusting name and repugnant reputation. She is worse than Hitler and Satan combined.

Jimbo likes to flaunt the stupidity of his Ill fated effort to destroy my life and drive me to commit suicide. He often tells potential new "investors" that he has sunk his family fortune of six million pesos, his total net worth, or about $ 87.72 USD into this scheme. I even saw an ad for new capital he placed in the Penny Saver. Perhaps that's why I was able to defeat 600 plus people working against me. You found all thess idiots in the Penny Saver. I think that about sums up your investment prospectus. Lastly, since we have similar names the guy, Dave, from billing at the Penny Saver says the check you wrote for $11.64 bounced and he is pissed off. Get it figured out. Get your life together man. In order to have friends Jimbo you must be a friend first. Remember that gem a few months back....what happened to all your fair weather and supportive friends now that you all have lost and they are all completely ass fucked with no lube! Well the Jizz Stain was secretly hoping for that as she fucking loves it. I have never fucked a chick in the ass who's ass moistened like a sewage filled swamp. (Did I go too far? No, please insert other items into my ass, please! I can put my foot....shoe or no shoe? You pick it?)

So, I played the audio in an earlier episode from most of the fight but I just found the beginning of the recording. I call it "Cripple Fight" because I love South Park and the manager may be intellectually disabled inntye funny kinda of way. I dont advocate picking fights with truly disabled people. Also, the Manager of the Harborview In-tolerable House of Whores, who is the son of the owner and essentially a piece of shit with pubes for hair sprinkled on top to represent his curly terrible haircut. He is just a. phenomenaly impressive example of a stretched out prolapsed anus of a person whom oozes shit everywhere. Anyway, I wanted to fight him and he shows up with five other guys. He never even made one move towards me. The little bitch didn't do a thing but his five friends did. How did that end? Oh yeah. I didn't win but i sure as shit didn't fucking lose. One thing he will lose is everything once I get done Destroying those who fucked with me. I will be happy to amend my description and not destroy everything he values anytime he would like to make a simple apology as I understand why you acted that way towards me. I wont hold my breath though....

The Jay you all once knew is gone. He is dead. The guy that came back from San Luis Obispo is someone and something very different from the person he was two months before. I hear them tell the story of how I died one morning in a motel in SLO. They have a recording of it. I was in a blacked out motel room when I said ' Sunlight doesn't do that...." than it's dead air for about a minute. Than you hear my voice say "I just saw something I wasn't supposed to see". I remember it well. I later wrote that death is the most amazing experience you will never remember. I am not the same person i used to be. I am me but there seems to be more that I can't explain. I believe those questions and so much more will all be revealed in due time. (I know that sounds extremely odd and borderline, I should be in a padded white room with lots of thorazine, but it is the truth. I have very few things left in this world. My word is my most valuable to me. Once I lose that I have nothing. What I wrote seems outlandish and I questioned even writing it but I believe in being honest and being direct. There are things that have happened to me since coming back from SLO that I have no logical or rational explanation for. I don't have all the answers and I hope to learn some of them soon. Thank you for listening. Thank you for your support.

Everyone is in a tizzy because Jay apparently didn't do what he was supposed to do; commit suicide. Jimbo the Joke et al bame their likelihood of going to jail on Jay because he didn't kill himself while in San Luis Obispo. I mean how inconsiderate can an asshole like myself be? What a shitty and unforgivable act that I did by not committing suicide after they intentionally ruined my life and everything I cared about for the purpose of a large 77 million dollar pay day. Well Motherfuckers, I will never kill myself. I will make sure many of you meet the same end you so desperately wanted for me. Jimbo I will kill you. That's a promise I intend to not break. Many of you will also meet an end where the last thing you see in this world before an eternity in hell is me standing over you before I cut your fucking head off. That's my solemn oath to you.. Good luck. You will need it.

The Two Dumb Cunts, that is the name of their shitty folk rock band they formed a few years back, also know as Tessa the Terrible and Krusti Kristi the Klown who powders her nose with cocaine, meth and a nice final glaze of abandoned ejaculate. Usually from homeless winos that have expired Domino's Pizza Coupons which is like gold to these dumb dumbs or scum cum.....Tessa is a disgusting human being and the reason she fights so hard against me, even though she knows deep down she is absolutely wrong and that I do not deserve wbat she and others have done to me is that Tessa is a God fearing shit bag and she knows or believes in her core that as soon as this is all over and she gets the death penalty or is murdered in prison for what she has done she will face our maker and she will never enter the gates of heaven and she will forever burn in the most horrific and torturous of places that the human mind can barely comprehend. Tessa knows exactly what lays beyond for her. She is not a good person. She is not a Christian....she probably did fuck Christian Paquet but she is not a spiritual or decent human being in any sense of the word. She is repugnant and without a shred of whatever characteristics makes humans "human". She is a sociopath and a psychotic desperate, deplorable and diseased creature whose soul will never ever be reborn in any way as that would put the fate of our universe in peril. Let us bow our heads and pray that the Good Lord take her the Fuck Away. Forever and Ever. Amen.

Yes, I did learn that I was being poisoned within about two weeks of moving back home after returning from my life changing trip to San Luis Obispo. The coffee was specially made for me each and every day. It was made with the opposite of love and care. It was made with hate, rage and the hope of a nice cash payout. I made a mother's day cake that she ate non of but instead doused with Potassium Chloride that I ate right in front of the adoptive parents. I could see the ferver in their eyes as I consumed what I already knew to be poisoned cake. I offered them some and they quickly declined. After eating a piece that would cause cardiac arrest for any normal person I took the antidote and layed on my bed. They both left hoping to return and find my dead body on my bed. I took great pride in the look of shock and uter disbelief when they walked back inside go see me alive and well watching television. That was a day that I will always remember and so will they. I remember thinking to myself, this is where I fight and you, die! (300: Battle of Thermopylae, Gerard Butler as King Leonidas). This was the that I knew i would survive and those that opposed me would not.

The jizz Stain in all her faded glory hole for a mouth expound on why she incorrectly believes why Jay is a psychotic serial killer. Actually, as I have said many times you complete fucking cum guzzling retard, I will defend myself and anyone who needs help by any means necessary. I will never ever be like you all and go after someone who is innocent of wrong doing and i only react defensively. I would never seek to hurt anyone unless it is for the greater good. Killing you all would be the Utilitarianistic were dream come true. It would be for the greater good and the benefit of society in general to have you all locked away or dead. That way you all can never do to anyone else what you so willingly and freely did to me for money. Fuck you.

I kinda blew it here by unloading on you all by telling you about my average sized problem that I handle and encounter with increased frustration and decreased enthusiasm. It's taken all my energy and essentially I am so tired I can barely walk. Well it's more like a limp. Get it. It's a pasta joke.....please believe me.

I would say the title explains it perfectly which it does but also it leaves much to the imagination. Mostly, this joke we'll leave you confused and questioning many things you have never ever considered before.

Another off colored joke regarding the accountants of the animal kingdom. Yes pandas. They are Chinese and therefore apparently do the taxes for the other income generating Zoo animals here in San Diego. Don't forget to file your taxes and your nails. We have had a few humans complain. Just a heads up, Daryll. Yeah. It's only you Daryll. So get your shit toether. Daryll in the Bear Sanctuary....there is only one of you.

A joke I wrote yesterday about my embarrassing trip to Ross where I encountered other people that may have seen me shop there. The hooker comment is exactly possibly real.....just don't tell anyone. Seeing as how no one listens to this podcast i think I am cool....well not cool like people like me or I have any friends but, you know, not held accountable because I am a white male and not in jail or doing trash pick up detail for murdering a person that doesn't matter. Yes, I realize that's completely fucked up. But there is some not so subtle irony there.

A hopefully funny joke I wrote a week ago. If you like it please let me know. If you don't find it funny, chances are you a female praying mantis and please don't bug me anymore. I am the only male to ever fuck a praying mantis and live to tell about it. That's how I know such dark secrets. I am not scared of you either, Cheryl, the female praying mantis that seduced me and calls me everyday leaving threatening chirps. I know it's you. I would recognize that shrill chirp anywhere. Next time you stop by to fuck with me I will have the Raid and Pesticide ready. Get a life Cheryl. It was a mistake whatever it was that we did. I have my own issues I am working through and I realize i have a serious mental health issue and you took advantage of me in a time of weakness. Truthfully, I do miss you as it makes me feel "big" when are together.. Either way, I do need help....i dont know what to do....i love you.

Thanks again for listening. The recordings are real. They are difficult to hear at times. This is a joke to help lighten an otherwise very dark path. I wrote this about two weeks ago. I would love any feedback you can offer. If you see me please say hello .I don't bite, too often, just kidding. I am not as scary as my face appears. In all seriousness, if you like the jokes I would appreciate honest feedback. With each positive response the likelihood I commit suicide later on in life increases. No only making lite of accepted industry statistics. Thank you for listening and thank you for helping when no one else would.

I finally muster the courage to let my own voice be heard. If you like the joke please tell everyone you know. If you don't, well than, as my murderous not real mother would say " Fuck you"....haha, no she would literally verbally assualt me for days. It was terrible. Only partiallly kidding, I am a better person for it is what she always screamed at me. Tears, I mean cheers 😑

Just when I thought he couldn't get any worse. He goes and says this not so shockingly, considering the source, unconscionable series of comments that would make Hitler cringe. Yikes. No bueno. Satan actually text me and said that Hitler and Bin Laden just listened to the episode and they said "that shit is fucked. Sorry dude. They said if they weren't stuck in hell forever they would be happy to help." I guess they sent a gift basket from Harry and David. Thanks fellas. I appreciate the gesture.

Well, yes I am much smarter than you but so are the children that Namaste The Fuck Away attempts to teach but since she is of lower intelligence she is having a regressive influence on their mental and social development. Did you know in high school she was "possibly" the only one to still ride the short bus. It was just her in the one and only seat on the bus aside from the bus driver. She always told the bus driver every day that one Day she would love to drive the short bus. But unfortunately, due to being severly intellectually disabled she isn't allowed to drive anything but her life into the ground by being a fucking retard? Was that too harsh? Who gives a fuck as she can't read it anyway. Just tell her it says something nice about her dumb ass. Namaste the Fuck away each and every God dam Day. Ok?

This is a big moment for the Jizz and Shit Stain as she finally admits to God, who by the way He fucking hates her, and herself and the other awful people in the room the exact nature of her wrongs and that she is a smelly, corn husk peppered with bits of undigested kale speckled all over because she just loves being healthy and eating kale. Well fuck you. You're nothing but the aforementioned statement and all the other descriptions that I have so elecquently and humorously come up with. Eat shit and kill yourself Liz. So eat yourself and than kill yourself. "Bye. Love you but you need to die" That is actually something she said to me one night. She thought I was passed out drunk but I was just faking being drunk and puking in the bathroom. She is just awful.

This is an interesting but annoying factoid that pertains the none of than the world's first Jizz and Shit stain combination. Yep, Liz the Jizz/Shit Stain from a real disappointing and shameful life.

Kind of poor audio quality. I didn't realize it was on when I took a shower. Basically, the The Jizz Stain being her normal loathesome shit bag self.

Before Time Immemorial. I think it's important that we never forget the most horrific human beings in our current historic record. Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it. Therefore, I think it's a unanimous decision that The Jizz Stain ranks up there with Hitler and Saddam Hussein. If you disagree, please create your own Facebook page with an aptly referenced title so we can discuss the merits of your, quite frankly, invalid argument. But I am always up for a spirited debate. By that, I mean I will be drunkenly angry and yelling at those who POV differ from my own.( In all seriousness, I hate that bitch and I want to destroy her publically. If anyone has any ideas please email me . Oh, I almost forgot. This is the bitch that bet 200k grand with my ex cunty wives that she would be the one that could get me to comitt suicide. And that is an absolute fact. That piece of shit Liz the Jizz stain Rogers even bought a fancy bottle of wine to celebrate the day I committed suicide. No fucking joke. No shit? Nope, none at all. She is a monster in human form. Spit and piss on her if you see her. Thank you.

I haven't had the chance to meet Baby Chief in person. However, I do like him and he seems like a guy I would be friends with. I am being serious. He has a good soul. That's my impression and I am usually spot on. Andrew Pooper Cooper is just a shit stained asshole needing to be bleached out.

After walking around Downtown San Diego for hours Jay walks to a nearby In-tolerable motel and while waiting to check in he asks he asks the manager if he could charge his phone. The manager says there is an outlet down this hallway. While waiting, I began hearing all their voices in the neighboring rooms. Having no idea they were there this event, although seemingly very real, I put temporarily in the schizophrenic column as it seemed too strange to be real and happening. This coincidence happened for several more days in the week ahead.

This is another In-tolerable House of Whores conversations I was able to record. It's was incredibly weird because for about three or fours days in a row I would walk around Downtown San Diego and inevitably find myself literally on their doorstep. My favorite book and self referenced character is Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz. Odd has a unique ability for something he refers to as Psychic Magnetism. Basically, a paranormal version of the law of attraction. You attract what you are thinking about and sending out into the world via thoughts or brainwaves. I dont know how three days in a row I ended up truly outside their motel room doors (Harborview, The Westin and a real shit hole near the SD sports arena. ) I walked for hours not knowing what to do or where to to go, only that I needed or wanted to kill these people that had ruined my life for financial gain. It scared me at the time and I know, as you can clearly hear because I am not schizophrenic, like I was told and lied to by my family for years, scared them as well. I don't know nor do I fully understand everything that has happened to me this past year but a friend told me today I was picked for a reason. I don't know what that means but I guess I will find out some day. Probably, my last day.....