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Hoagie Mouth

By Jeffrey Wolfe

Philadelphia centric sports talk, featuring locals and ex-locals who celebrate and bemoan our teams. A panel of lifelong friends with salient analysis, color commentary, and extremely hot takes on the state of Philly sports and the greater world of professional competition. Email funbag: hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com Twitter: @hoagiemouthpod
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#140 - The Return of The Phillies / The Return of the Mouth

Hoagie MouthOct 29, 2022

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#140 - The Return of The Phillies / The Return of the Mouth

#140 - The Return of The Phillies / The Return of the Mouth

Ladies and gents, we've missed ye.  Not Ye, that dude sucks.  But the royal YEEEEE, we welcome thee back to Hoagie Mouth.  Jeff, Bob, and Mets-fan Jesse join you for a spirited SPECIAL EPISODE where we marvel at the fact.  The FACT.  That the Phillies are back in the World Series.  What does it mean, what's it been like, and what is possible for the Phightins against the hated 'Stros?  We'll find out, cuz this episode drops in the 2nd inning of game 1.  Consider it BREAKING CONTENT.  We also talk Eagles and how utterly amazing their season as gone to date.  And the Flyers - I mean WHUT?  They are at the top of the division already.  The Sixers?  Tune in next time.   Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com   Twitter:  @hoagiemouthpod      fuck you Elon

Oct 29, 202201:10:07
#139 - ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SAY THE MAN'S NAME // All 4 in Less Than an Hour

#139 - ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SAY THE MAN'S NAME // All 4 in Less Than an Hour

It's been a hot minute, Hoagie Mouth Nation...but we're back.  Jeff and Bob TACKLE all four major sports teams in Philadelphia this week.  We get into the nitty AND the Gritty with the Phillies, Sixers, Eagles and UGH THE DANG FLYERS.  In baseball, we are hurtling towards the All Star Break.  Will the Phils keep their grip on the Wild Card spot, with the hope that Harper comes back in the fall to take us to postseason victories?  The Sixers have brought some braun (PJ Tucker) into the mix, and now have reshaped their bench.  Heck, even Harden is cutting us a hometown deal.  The Eagles have most definitely gotten more exciting recently, and we are breathless with anticipation for the opening of training camp in a couple of weeks.  And the Flyers?  WELL you'd be best served to look the other way, missy.  Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com   Twitter:  @hoagiemouthpod

Jul 15, 202259:40
#138 - Really, It's Great, Totally, But the Braves // What Is the Manager's Name Again?

#138 - Really, It's Great, Totally, But the Braves // What Is the Manager's Name Again?

Listen, no one is happier than Bob and Jeff when we ruminate on the Phillies.  They are truly on a monumental tear, but it's all for SQUAT unless the Braves decide to lose (they are 14-0 over the last 14 at the writing of this).  But for real, it's a very good time to watch this team.  We analyze what could be behind their success (the long ball, the last minute walk off wins, starting pitching, etc), and we try to look ahead and see what's in store for this group (spoiler, it's a wild-card spot).  If you hang in there til the end, we reveal their biggest weakness.  We attempt to talk about other Philly sports teams, but it's not gaining traction when it's the middle of June.  See you for a summer of meaningful baseball.  Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com  Twitter:  @hoagiemouthpod

Jun 17, 202249:10
#137 - G'Bye Skipper // AJ Brown's Eagles Stats Are No Better Than Mine Right Now

#137 - G'Bye Skipper // AJ Brown's Eagles Stats Are No Better Than Mine Right Now

Well I'm pretty sure we CALLED IT on the last Hoagie Mouth episode.  We didn't have much confidence that Joe Girardi still "had the locker room" during the Phillies' horrific May skid.  And there you have it - Jumpin Joe is OUT and Rob Thomson is IN.  And, um, what a difference that has made!  As the writing of this show description, ol' Robby T has TWO 10-0 wins under his belt ALREADY.  That's it, buy your World Series tickets now, this one is a lock.  Anywho, it is exciting to see the Phils become one of the hottest teams in baseball at the moment.  Let's see if that holds up for a full season.  We then LIGHTLY touch on the Eagles and our excitement for the next season of football...once Memorial Day comes, you just start thinking about it.  It's science.  Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com  Twitter:  @hoagiemouthpod

Jun 09, 202245:16
#136 - One Hundred Sixty Nine Seasons and What To Show For It

#136 - One Hundred Sixty Nine Seasons and What To Show For It

Folks, we don't mince words here on Hoagie Mouth...Bob and Jeff certainly NEVER mince.  However the Phillies are turning to mincemeat before our very eyes.  Jeff has a first hand account of the Mets sweeping the Phils, and it seems like the bleeding isn't stopping...(mercifully they beat the Giants last night, for once).  Girardi on the chopping block?  We shall see.  We then take on the notion that "Philly peaked early with the 2017 Super Bowl"...and take the opportunity to evaluate the success of all 5 Philly teams (YES EVEN THE UNION) since that Super Bowl win.  Tune in for the enticing results!  Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com   Twitter:  @hoagiemouthpod

Jun 02, 202238:31
#137: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Bottomless Garbanzos

#137: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Bottomless Garbanzos

I know that, from the title, you may not know that this is a Philly sports podcast.  But soon you'll discover the truth!  Bob and Jeff dive headlong into the latest Philadelphia sports bummer, which is the Sixers being manhandled in the last 2 games of the ECSF by the Butler-led Miami Heat.  We know Joel was not at 100%, and that Danny Green suffered what hopefully isn't a career ending injury.  Add to that the lackluster production from Maxey, Harden and Harris, and you had the makings of a sad outcome.  We posit on what may happen in the offseason...Harris on the move?  A Beal mega-deal?  Gosh, who knows.  The Phillies are up next, with a mixture of excitement (Harper NL Player of the Week) and minor dread (mostly everything else about the team).  Hey, again, the Mets are free to win April and May.  We gotta get seriously better this summer.  Reach out and touch us:  Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com   Twitter:  @hoagiemouthpod

May 20, 202247:40
#136: Don't Ask Me to Pronounce the "MVP"s Name Right

#136: Don't Ask Me to Pronounce the "MVP"s Name Right

Look it's not about cultural insensitivity.  It's just that I refuse to say Jokic's name correctly because JOEL WAS ROBBED folks.  But look, we knew this would likely happen...so here on Hoagie Mouth, Bob and Jeff analyze the Sixers post season SO FAR (Jokic is not in the post season.  Ok sorry, last time).  Tonight's game 5 is gonna be a BIGGIE, and we have to steal at least ONE in South Beach in order to stay alive.  We marvel at the Harden effect, along with the Maxey paradox and the Harris theorem.  Maybe a little bit of Danny Green in that scientific breakdown as well.  On to the Phillies, who have not impressed us too much lately, especially at the hands of the Mets (that hurts).  Let's see what all that payroll money will buy us, come September.  A word on the Eagles and a plea for Trotz to join the Flyers wraps up this episode.  SIXERS IN 6!  Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com  Twitter:  @hoagiemouthpod

May 10, 202252:23
#118+ MINI POD HOLIDAY BONUS DROP - Merrill Sings the 12 Days of Christmas!

#118+ MINI POD HOLIDAY BONUS DROP - Merrill Sings the 12 Days of Christmas!

That's it.  That's the description.  Merrill Reese does a holiday classic for all to enjoy.  You're welcome and happy holidays....The Hoagie Mouth Crew.  Email:  hoagiemouthpod@gmail.com  Twitter: @hoagiemouthpod

May 03, 202204:13