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Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down this week's dumb news... Aldi supermarket is being called out for having a Shame aisle. No shame Jen says, she shops there all the time for birthday presents *shh. She also touches on an Australian woman who cancels a Tinder date because straight out of the the gate the guy was an A hole.

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down dumb news of the week: Dating apps are dumb... so she's come up with a new one to replace #hinge.... She calls it #cringe! #comedypodcast #stevenbartlett #dumbnews #comedy #shutit #goofy #tinder #hinge #jenkirwin #shutit

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down this week's dumb news of the week with another viral TikTok challenge making the rounds, Is he a keeper? Try dumping a bunch of ketchup on the counter and if he cleans it up, he's a keeper. If he doesn't clean it, dump his ass.Jen also discusses the top 5 sinful states and the top 5 sin-free states. Jen concludes no one lives in Wyoming that's why it's sin-less. #comedypodcast #dumbnews #shutit #Tiktokketchupchallenge #endofdays #comedy 

Comedian breaks down the dumb news of the week. This week Jen discusses a dude in England who tattooed a marriage proposal on his thigh. Jen ponders what if she said no, would you do this? Jen says no way. She also discusses UK police being fired for watching Netflix on the job.#comedypodcast #shutit #comedy #Shutit #lol #marriage #tattoo

Comedian Jen Kirwin delivers dumb news of the week. This episode Jen discusses a vandalism case in New Jersey where a woman's car was pummeled with pepperoni in the middle of the night. Jen suspects some wacky tabacy was involved. She also discusses and Only Fans lady from Australia who accidentally had an affair with her bestie's husband but Jen Suspects it was no accident;)

Comedian Jen Kirwin delivers Dumb News of the Week. This week Jen discusses an Only Fans farmer who makes her money by wearing a bikini while milking cows. Jen thinks this is great and just ignore the haters. She also discusses why aging rockers like the Rolling Stones should just stop touring, stay home and watch documentaries. She also talks about Madonna and how she should tour with Lauryn Hill because they are both divas who are always late for their shows. #comedian #comedypodcast #shutit #jenkirwin #newyorkpost #goofy #comedy #onlyfans #newzealand

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down the dumb news of the week. This week she discusses an article in the #newyorkpost about a woman who rescues a city pigeon in NYC and puts it in her Chanel bag on the subway and takes it to a bird refuge. Jen discusses the epidemic of white women trying to 'save' everyone when in reality they just destroy things. #comedian #comedy #comedypodcast #dumbnews #shutit #pigeon #chanel #whitewomen #goofy #standupcomedy

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down the dumb news of the week. This week she discusses the #newyorkpost article about the 46 year old tech mogul, Bryan Johnson, who is currently spending millions to reverse his age and get a boner like an 18 year old again. Will he be successful? Jen thinks maybe not. She also talks about the new face tattoo trend and how she might consider getting tats in her 90s. #comedypodcast #dumbnews #shutit #comedy #antiaging #facetattoo

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down the dumb news of the week. A woman makes 10K a month selling her armpit hair but there's a downside to this lucrative pit pot of gold. Jen discovers that Gen Zers can spot a Milennial on the dance floor by one move. Last, Jen discusses the newest Halloween costume trends that are taking the piss out of current news celebrities. #comedypodcast #dumbnews #shutit #newyorkpost #halloween #genz #goofy #comedy #foryou #armpithair #comedian #

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down this week's dumb news. Jen discusses an article about people ditching their therapists and replacing them with psychics. Would you do that? If so, why? #comedypodcast #dumbnews #shutit #newyorkpost #therapy #psychic #jenkirwin #satire #goofy

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down Dumb News of the Week. Age gaps in marriage. Is it fair? Would you serve McDonald's at your wedding? If no, why not? #comedypodcast #dumbnews #shutit #foryou #satire #newyorkpost #mcdonalds #weddingday #comedy

Comedian Jen Kirwin gives her take on #dumbnews of the week.. Ep 32 she talks about Oprah and the whole fund the Maui fire victims. Will Oprah be cancelled? Can Karens cancel Oprah? Jen says no. Alien remains are found in Mexico. Tiny little aliens who may be 2000 years old and pregnant. #comedypodcast #dumbnews #shutit #newyorkpost #goofy #oprah #maui #comedypodcast #jenkirwin

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down the #dumbnews of the week. Bridesmaid charged six-thousand dollars to be in her bestie's wedding. Jen discusses how the people attending weddings should get paid, not the other way around. Another dumb news item discusses how a mother refuses to get rid of her children's head lice because she's vegan.

Comedian Jen Kirwin delivers her take on dumb news of the week. This episode she talks about a 3 year old who crawls out of his crib and walks outside to find the nearest McDonald's, alone. She also gives her take on the newest Louis Vuitton handbag auction -- a purse sells for 63K and is smaller than a grain of salt, to which she asks maybe these are the 'end of days'. #mcdonalds #louisvuitton

Comedian Jen Kirwin discusses dumb news of the week. Gen Z women want "Lazy Girl Jobs" and are now posting what they don't do while at work on tiktok. She also discusses the new Ouija board phenomenon where school kids are going to the hospital after conjuring up spirits and a retired NYPD officer tries to get to the bottom of it. #genz #lazygirljobs #comedy #goofy #satire #shutit #jenkirwin #ouija #demonologist #summerjobs

Comedian Jen Kirwin's take on the dumb news of the week where she discusses a mother who spent four thousand dollars on a Taylor Swift concert ticket for her teenaged daughter and was upset when she wasn't invited. She also talks about the new trend of white women appropriating African American nails which Jen calls 'gesticulation appropriation'.#comedy #dumbnews #podcast #taylorswift #longnails #shutit #jenkirwin #goofy #satire

Comedian Jen Kirwin discusses dumb news of the week starting with Catholic priests in France who now have to wear QR codes while engaged in public duties to let people know if they are at risk for being assaulted. She also talks about a mom from the UK who encourages her children to speak freely around her and says she isn't bothered when they tell her to F**k off. Jen also tackles the never ending 'look at me I'm just like Diana' Meghan Markle fake car chase. #comedy #podcast #dumbnews #newyorkpost #jenkirwin #catholicpriest #parenting #meghanmarkle

Comedian Jen Kirwin discusses the latest Disney World brawl and invites alternatives of where to go with your child rather than 'the happiest (scariest) place on earth'. She also discusses a recent encounter at the local post office where she was almost run over by a car.#podcast #comedy #shutit #goofy #satire #disneyworld #newyorkpost #jenkirwin

Comedian Jen Kirwin discusses the newest Ozempic side effect which is having crazy celebrity dreams. She talks about how one woman's dream included Mathew  McConaughey violating her pet Llama. She talks about gun violence in America and how teachers should be retired Nave Seals and paid a half a million dollars. She closes out with angry retired nudist in Austria who are outraged by a new cable car hovering over their nude beach

#shutit #ozempic #podcast #funny #goofy #funny podcast #nudist #backpack #mathewmcconaughey #dreams

Comedian Jen Kirwin's take on deli sandwich prices in NYC. Posh homeless people in London. And how to make your teenager happy while shopping on a budget. #satirecomedy #standupcomedy #goofy #shutit #jenkirwin #foryou #podcastcomedy #nypost #zara #zabar #hamilton #hamsandwich

Comedian Jen Kirwin breaks down why older women on the internet are victims of fishing and get scammed out of a lot of money. Elon Musk is not your friend and if they have a flag in their profile pic they're probably not real. #podcast #comedy #shutit #goofy #standupcomedian #fishingonline #satire #goofy #fypシ #jenkirwin

Comedian Jen Kirwin discusses the hospitalization of 28 Columbian schoolgirls after playing with a Ouija board. She ruminates on how maybe they should be allowed more phone time so they don't have to resort to conjuring up spirits to kill time. Some of the girls fainted after playing with the Ouija, others developed anxiety. She talks about being resourceful as kid without cell phones, locking her best friend in the neighborhood old man bar. Jen concludes it's healthier for the kids to scroll on TikTok rather than play Ouija.  #Shutit #Comedy #Podcast #TikTok #Anxiety #Jenkirwin

Comedian Jen Kirwin discusses Queen Elizabeth's Corgis and their adoption by Sarah Ferguson who says the dogs can see the ghost of Queen Elizabeth because they bark at nothing. Jen speculates that Fergie doesn't feed them and thats why they're barking until she learns that she still lives with her creepy ex  husband, Prince Andrew, and concludes that the Corgis are barking because they're afraid of him. She also discusses Alex Jones' cat. Bryan Kohberger and how he is most likely guilty. The deranged women who love serial killers on death row and Charlie Manson. #Comedy #Shutit! #Podcast #QueenElizabeth #Corgis #PrinceAndrew #Ghoststories #Fergie #Alexjones #CharlieManson #Bryankohberger 

Comedian Jen Kirwin discusses UFOs, Aliens and psy-ops. She talks about her first time flying on a private jet to Paris. Being heckled by an Australian nerd, super bowl halftime and her upcoming comedy shows in Switzerland. #psy-ops #funny #comedy 

Jen talks about Marie Kondo's decision to not be so tidy anymore. The 3 year birthday of covid. The insane Philly Eagles fans with the superbowl. Andrew Tate still being in prison and the Japanese fascination with Old Enough. Toddlers shopping for their parents.   

Jen talks about the egg shortage and maybe raising her own chickens in her apartment in France. George Santos is the best liar ever. George Santos is not George Soros. Kayne and Brittany. AI will ruin us all.

#comedy #chatgpt #ai #georgesantos #georgesoros #Kayne #Eggshortage #podcast

Episode 2, January 17 2023.  Jen is an American comic living abroad. She talks about trying to get her daughter to walk the dog once in a while . She explores what her college days would be like with AI ChatGPT and having a cell phone in the 90s while doing the road. #Comedy #podcast #ChatGPT #Dogs

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Episode 1, January 10th 2023.  Andrew Taint, Where's Kanye?  Cryin' Prince Harry, Be like Michelle B

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