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This week II'm freeballing it cuz I forgot my notebook, but yahoo is it loads of fun! I'm chatting about all things EGO Comedy tawk + my adoration n LOVE for Baby Reindeer !

Enjoy ad share with your pals

xoxo Jess

hey now say now pals,

whatta fun one today:

420 celebrations past

RIP Uncle H

Open Mics R Weird

and more silliness for your week

enjoy it and share with your friends

thanks ! xoxo Jess

That's right folks I'm all in on her dating a younger dude and I'm chatting about it today...along with the yummy yum Lenny Kravitz and his leather pants work out...plus - reviews of: Road House and Glass and some silliness in between !

Enjoy it & share it with your pals

xox Jess

Hey lovers, whatta fun show today;

Scariest Quake ever

RIP DMX

Create n Feel Great

Quiet on Set

an more for your cute earholes

xox Jess

NYC trains are no joke, but they are filled with characters...I fought one this week...plus "PUNCHED!" the tale of white girls and their phones, silliness and of course fun for the whole FRAM ly.

Enjoy and lemme know what ya think

Loves xoxo Jess

Bonjour, my loves

today's show is fun filled with topics:

Generation Anxious

Angry at Gratitude

Puff-Puff-"ASS"

and more to giggle at

xox Jess

I'm wearing ALL my clothes like my ancestors did, the dance, roller challenge-a 5-6-7-8! 40 seconds to tie up skates, and some rants about social diseases.

#funnypodcast #funnylady #funnystories #southwest #nyc

hey lovers,

i'm back this week and on a big ole adventure!

tales of ghosttown jerome, az : my pops props an spirit

winding up at the e r after my makeout appointment

and lotsa other goodies to make ya giggles

thanks for all your loves and support

xoxox jess

What fun this week was-thanks for joining me!!!

From un creative dick pics

talk of a measles epidemic

and comparing frozen scientists to art

this episode has it all, babies

I'm quoting a gentleman from the train for the title this week because I thought he made so much sense. I've also got some subway stories and a few movie suggestions and a few real dares regarding the 1900 and 90's trends...Kids the movie and Usher's halftime show are also brought up, so let's have some fun!! Missed the LIVE?

See ya next week

TUESDAY @getwood

IG 2pm eastern

xoxo Jess

Bonjour, muthafuckas

a fun show today filled with goodies about love, loss, drugs and celebrating the lunar new year-maybe not quite in that order, but defiantly a great listen.

I'd love it if you shared the show

thanks xoxo Jess

and happy v.d. from Mama El

hey lovers,

today's show was all loves...

caretaking ourselves vs others

rumblings of a ratchet hatchet reboot

salacious subway stories and more !

it's true, lovers...in the late 1900's in NYC I doned my skates and went all over the city...the show also has a few other funny n true stories including the feling I get when I wear my headphones so often. Listen. Laugh. Share with your pals

xoxo Jess

making tragedy funny is kinda my thing

so I talk n talk n sometimes sing

gen x references made in a sec

spit takes happen you wont expect

so share the show with your pals

witches warlocks guys and gals

everyone loves to laugh right

I'd rather giggle than have a fight

sending love to everyone of y'all

an wherever you're at hope it's a ball

xoxox Jess

Hey lovers, check out this hilarious romp through the 1900 and 90s sprinkled with spit take one liners, deep cut references and sexy cherry accesories! Pull your buckt hat on, slide into your boyfriend jeans and let's get crack-a-lackin

Love you. Mean it. Hoe Spin Forever

xoxo Jess

hey lovers, whatta fun time was had on the show today:

Golden Globe Jokes

Russian Mob Dryer

Mommie n Me Pole Dancin' and more !!

listen

laugh

share

xoxo Jess

Merry New Year, loves !

Twas a thrill and a joy sharing my stories with you this week: please enjoy the fun....

NYE SUBWAY BUNNY

NYE Accomplishments

NYE Make Outs vs Fireworks

a few birthday stories and lotsa fun

xo Jess

bonjour, muthafuckas! what fun it was to to give yall the tea from my week....mixing movie madness BARBIE vs UNPREGNANT letting you decide...a wild witch story...how are YOU at parties ? and more goodies to giggle at and share with your adoring pals thanks see ya next week xoxo Jess

and do it anyway, my loves!

I'm telling stories about my many travels through Europe complete with characters and pre-rolls...enjoy the festivities and go do something that scares you.

xoxo Jess

Hey lovers, so excited to hear how great microdosing is for adult adhd and o c d ! Mama El showed up in the juice bar, Applesauce for the Homeless and more xox jess

it's true, lovers...but what's true is most funny, so today's show is a hoot! I'm chatting about all kinds of tings:

Server vs Waitress

Taylor Swift's Plug

I miss Freemoney the Hoehunter and more !

Share with your pals xoxoxo Jess

that's what I was told this week when chatting with a woman on the subway. also made some teens nervous when answering them unsolicited (?) ....you decide and let me know. neurologists prove experiences are better than we think....plus some songs and silliness to share with your pals

xoxoxo Jess

#funny #deep #comedianlady #authentic

Hey Lovers, didju notice how many 1990's and Y2K costumes there were this year? I especially loved the MadTV and Chapelle Show characters. I'm also chatting about the NYC Marathon, how a city sticks together and more goodies to tickle your fancy.

Thanks as always for listening and sharing with your friends

loves ya xoxox Jess

Hey all you groovy GOULS,

this episode is dedicated to all things scary: Fox News, Scaring Subway Riders, Sweat Pants and more....

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK (laughter and increased independent thoughts may occur)

xoxo Jess

Acceptance...I'm practicing but wow its tough...Lady Laundry "Loser" name calling...let's quit doin it to ourselves...I had a blast at The Roost but a challenge with the clowns. Let's take a few minutes outta our week to just sit back, relax and have some laughs. I am so happy you're here. xoxo Jess

Tributes to Randolph Isley and Suzanne Somers on the latest ep. Coupled with stories about standing up for ourselves, self care and acceptance practice. Plus-some long lost Subway Singing.

Also I say 'f*ck' a lot. Spiritual. Deep. Wildin Out. Get Wood with your pal Jess. That's me. Have a good week...sending love to all in need xoxo

whatta show whatta week

whatta way to title the podcast

have ya gotta lotta costume ideas for halloween ?

how ''bout sexual partners...? gotta lotta them ?

I'm lookin at double standards around men women & sex

as always, lemme know whatchu think ... and what your costumes are

xoxo Jess

hello lovers,

how many rain songs can ya think of

how lucky i am to be able to see y'all

how many inches get you excited

how much television can i review

find out right here on your favorite podcast

ALL Brooklyn ALL the time ! Subway rides, Doctors, anyone who's anyone knows that Brooklyn's the BEST, baby!!

An ode to the best borough

and other stoiries...Elders on the Subway, Perspective Changes, Apparently I'm now in PR...and lotsa characters in between

whatta fun night hanging out with my listeners thanks for coming to the LIVE SHOW on IG Friday at 8pm eastern !! I loved chatting about trusting ourselves, crushing and how we deal with those feels, labor day festivities, a couple movie reviews and more !

hey lovers, whatta dedlight you all are...thanks for hangin out with me. I'm telling Price is Right stories, 50 years of hip hop inserted into my dialogue, chatting about practicing positive p.o.v's and a lil time with the elders really does put stuff into perspective.

enjoy and share with your pals

xoxo Jess

I'd LOVE to hear what yours are!

I'm so riled up this episode I can barely contain myself...also? There was an ALIEN on the C train. Okay. Listen. Laugh. Lemme know what kinds of stories you have

xoxoxo Jess

hey lovers, thanks for the hang out. this week was a gas speaking about wellness practices, supporting other female artists, and getting comfy with carrying on traits from our elders...plus much more silliness especially around the sweaty brow my face gleans.

enjoy. share with your pals. check out my linktree in my bio on IG

xoxox jess

Hey lovers, whatta fun show today! I chatted about 8/8 lions gate, montgmery brawl holiday, russian dentists, mama el and more

Thanks for sharing

Linktree in my IG bio for upcoming shows and Venmo$

xoxo Jess

hey lovers, on today's show I'm talkin' how peewee influenced our generation, when an alien wanted to help me n my homegirl in albuquerque and a few other fun stories from the week.

go to my linktree for more wood

I'm talking about myself again....it's short but sweet...lotsa coughing but also a celebration of Cayce * Power Ear Wash and the Wax baby *REVIEW of Wham!

@getwood IG LIVE every Tuesday

xoxox Jess

One of the best mottos when riding the subway in NYC and are faced with someone unhoused or hungry. Are you jaded? Comparing and Dispairing with apartments is real....ya know what else is real right now? The SYPHILIS TSUNAMI raging throughout our nation..

.Let's keep talking xoxo loves ya, Jess

hey lovers, I'm pretty sure one of us left a bindle at security...the 7/11 free slurpie day is a scam...get well soon Madonna. Also I really recommend watching Based on a True Story and Hack Our Home for some TV stuffs. Plus there's always a bonus story sqeezed in for you

xoxo Jess

Hey Lovers, what a fun show! Thanks for all your topics...

this week I'm chatting about:

Curbing Social Anxiety* The B Word* Orchas need a Patreon and more

I'm taking y'all to 'pound town' today on this sexy 300th ep

Shouts to all the ladies of hip hop pushing pu$$y power! Cocaine is trending, but are test strips? Live show I hosted Stories by the Seashore in Coney Island was FIN-tastic...plus a few other silly thoughts from the week.

Thanks for listening & Sharing

xoxo Jess

It's real, but doesn't affect me! Fun show today chatting about zen book does not always equal zen lady, trapped under the sea, smokin subway rides, no no no ozempic and more

hey lovers, wow. didn't know if I'd make it today-gotta major case of the blues/anxiety and it was like pulling teeth getting myself motivated. thanks for always helping me feel better by showing up! xoxo jess

hey lovers, today's show was a mashup of mine and your topics! #pageboy and #elliotpage, #pride is always, vulnerable feelings are tough but we act tougher, losing loved ones and some other goodies-plus ? I review Ted Lasso. xoxo Jess

Shello! What a fun show today...you TURTLY must listen. RIP Tina - a couragous queen-ager...MERPEOPLE is a MUST WERTCH! Let's not get too sad when things end, but it's okurrrr to feel these dam feelings. That's one hundred. Down with shame and UP with JUDY BLUME! and there's more. loves you xox jess

hey lovers it's your pal Jess. A real fun show today chatting about #wgastrong #sagstrong and the play ending ... plus I am recommending a couple fun things to watch ... but watch where you're walking on the subway cuz nastyness lurks, bbs ... but so does great adventure !

xoxo Jess

hey lovers, great show today thanks for hanging out with me! Mama El and her amazing and hilarious support=Break 'Alex', it's the LAST WEEK TO SEE the play I'm doing; The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri Wed-Sat ONLY!!! Fans=Frands, WGA SAG AFTRA Union Strong! Believe the Validation and more! SUBSCRIBE & SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS xoxoxoxox Thanks, Jess

What a show! What a week! What a planetary mash up! I'm chatting about Regan and The Warriors movie...Fire at the Apartment + Bubble Girls... NYC Rat Czar is a substitute teacher-f*ck those tourists and The Best Punk Band in Conway Missouri opens 5/3 #livecomedy #livetheater #thewarriors #coneyisland #haha

I hope you were lucky enough to see that meme this week, but if not no worries cuz I'm bringing it to life on the show! Also got some fun subway stories and wondering if yall knew who the "bad kids" were in school from the t-shirts they wore....I miss Eminem songs and the jokes of George Carlin=TRUTH TELLERS Authentic...? What does it mean to you? and I review that hot ass Marie Antoinette show. It's always a great time on Get Wood

loves ya xoxoxo Jess

What a title! What a show! I'm rehearsing a lot for an original must see play "The Best Punk Rock Band in Conway, Missouri" at Up Theater Company - go get yourselves some tickets...I also bring up the fact that we never want to blame any of the parents that leave their children alone with men (and women) who are predators...what's YOUR thought on that? Russian doctors bruise me with their needles....and MORE!

#sexuality #rkelly #culturaldifferences