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Jesus Ducking Christ!

Jesus Ducking Christ!

By JesusDuckingChrist

Become a Paid Subscriber: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jesusdchrist/subscribe Every week a new sermon follows the Revised Common Lectionary. This is going to be down and dirty, folks! No punches pulled! We'll take it section by section, starting with the gospels, then working through the new testament, and finally going through that scary old testament! I hope you'll give it a listen and find something to bring you back regularly! Subscribers also get sermons and takes on a variety of topics regularly asked of me. I hope you'll join and take part!
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Jesus Ducking Christ!Aug 07, 2022

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Flipping a B**** on the Highway of Lofe
Apr 16, 202427:16
He lives! I love! And Thomas is getting the groceries!!!
Apr 09, 202449:12
What’s My Line, Again?

What’s My Line, Again?

The Baptism of Jesus was a big deal. John didn’t thibkbhe was worthy, and Jesus had other thoughts because something had to change. Maybe it was what was written in the script? Http://www.allmylinks.com/jesusduckingchrist
Jan 12, 202431:04
It’s Christmas, JDC!

It’s Christmas, JDC!

Christmas Eve. Filled with water parks, new family, and Asian potato chips! Tomorrow is Chinese food, candy, and neuropathy! Hooray for the worst day to have diabetes on!
Jan 04, 202421:15
The Three Wise Women

The Three Wise Women

There’s a lot of talk about the three wise men. Most of it before they really come on the scene, biblically. Oh well. At this moment, though, let’s talk about the three wise women in Jesus’ life.
Jan 03, 202426:30
A Stipper for Christmas

A Stipper for Christmas

Give it a shake and put on the groove, our reading is John 1:1-18. and let's see what you all think about Christmas when we take it all off.


As Always, give us some Spotify Stars, follow us, subscribe and help support all the things and we'll see you soon.

Jesus Ducking Christ, Papa Guss out!

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Dec 22, 202320:30
REPENT! SANTA IS COMING!
Dec 10, 202323:03
Sieze the Day
Dec 04, 202323:08
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!
Nov 26, 202320:35
Happy Turkey Day!

Happy Turkey Day!

ThenParable of the talents comes at a great time. Thanksgiving is just a hop, skip and a dethawing away from probably my favorite meal, and it also has this reading from Matthew’s Gospel, 25:14-30. So, be thankful for your blessings and gifts. Share them and I hope you and yours have the best time ever!!! Peace!!!
Nov 20, 202322:11
Get Real, Get Ready

Get Real, Get Ready

I’m afraid I did it again! I failed to record a week and so I have stuffed two in the same post. Hope you don’t mind. And I hope to earn your follow and subscription, maybe even a follow!!! Remember you can find us everywhere!
Nov 13, 202335:59
What’s Love Got to do with It?
Oct 29, 202325:04
Either He Goes, or I go!
Oct 15, 202320:33
Through the eyes of a child
Oct 09, 202319:30
Intent

Intent

Today, we are talking about the parable of the landowner and his two sons as presented in the gospel of Matthew.  And I am in my car again, by the way, work is what work is, right? Anyways, follow me and all the social media, & subscribe. If you’d like, give me some stars, and I’ll do everything we can to do what we can share and remember to love each other; I remember to post on Sunday. I am going to do it from the car. until then? Peace and love!
Oct 04, 202318:26
The Envious
Sep 25, 202319:42
Whoops! I Did It Again!

Whoops! I Did It Again!

I got a YouTube channel going! I am putting my podcast on YouTube; it'll show off where I go in Wisconsin while these episodes play. Come by! Like, follow, and hell, subscribe!

You'll find the YouTube channel HERE

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Don't forget to subscribe, and don't forget to like an follow, and everything else!

( oh! the readings! Right!)

A PDF for the first part! & A PDF for the Second Part

Come back next week! Peter's gonna ask a weird question, and Jesus gets hyperbolic! I know, shocking, ain't it?

Sep 12, 202338:59
It's the Word
Aug 27, 202319:01
The Fear Factor
Aug 16, 202322:10
Oh, the Possibilities

Oh, the Possibilities

This week, in church, I'm gonna hear about the Transfiguration, which I'll touch on in an episode later this week, ( Subscribe!) But this is the tenth week after Pentecost. We're going over probably one of the most famous of the Jesus Tales. the Feeding of the 5000. Let's be clear, I love miracles, but not because of magic. it's about the miracle of compassion, of sharing. opening up the hearts of those there to feed everyone, not some miraculous limitless Lunchable. The possibilities though, with an open heart?

Find me everywhere!

Aug 06, 202319:30
Preparing for the Tenth Sunday after Pentecost!

Preparing for the Tenth Sunday after Pentecost!

I really want to thank you for sunbscribing and please tell be if you ahve anything you'd like an episode about!

right now I am off to the urgent care, but i will keep people posted and i will try to get healthier as fast as i can.

Aug 04, 202304:06
Reflecting on the Ninth Sunday after Pentecost

Reflecting on the Ninth Sunday after Pentecost

Today is August 2nd, 2023 and these are the readings reflecting on Sunday’s Gospel.
Psalm 65:8-13 34
Meadows clothed with flocks
Genesis 46:2—47:12
Jacob settles in Goshen
Mark 4:30-34
Jesus’ use of parables ;

As always, find me everywhere, and thanks for subscribing
Aug 02, 202310:39
Reflecting on the Ninth Sunday after Pentecost Aug 1st, 2023

Reflecting on the Ninth Sunday after Pentecost Aug 1st, 2023

In this reflection, we complete the story in Genesis about the struggle between Jacob and Laban. It gets real, folks. Who needs a soap opera? Also, we consider the "Armor of God." A tough subject I might have to make an extra podcast about. Let me know what you think.

As always, Here are all my Links.

Aug 01, 202305:46
Reflecting on the Ninth Sunday after Pentecost, July 31st, 2023

Reflecting on the Ninth Sunday after Pentecost, July 31st, 2023

Today we have readings reflecting Sunday's readings and message. There is no sermon but look for a thread of similarity in the readings from Sunday and those going on through Wednesday. Then we will begin to prepare ourselves for next Sunday's readings.

As always. Here are my links.


Take care of each other! Thanks for Subscribing! Any content you think would be a good addition? Let me know in the comments.

Jul 31, 202305:50
Do You Got It?

Do You Got It?

It's the ninth Sunday after Pentecost, and I got it recorded late; I promise I will get better at this stuff. ( can I get worse? probably.) Anyhoo. The gospel I am focused on today is from the Gospel of Matthew 13:31-33, 44-52. The other readings and the Collect are here. And then, for those that Subscribe (you've subscribed, right?), you can listen to the daily readings starting tomorrow. I am going to start thinking about topics to deep dive on. So if you have any ideas, leave a suggestion!

don't forget to join me! Here are all my links!


Jul 31, 202322:02
Neck Deep in Weeds....

Neck Deep in Weeds....

As always, here are the readings for today, the 8th Sunday after Pentecost.

Here are all my links. And I wanna say thank you to everyone coming aboard this journey, some of you are new, and I hope to earn your follow, maybe even your subscription!

Today is pretty straightforward, I read the lessons and I saw a call to arms in a very Jesus way. being surrounded by hate, selfishness and pride, misinformation, disinformation, and worse, how do we keep ourselves intact? I think Jesus is making a promise. Don't forget to check back regularly, I think I will start sharing the readings daily if I can manage it. Make it part of my morning routine, so to speak. So, if you are subbed, you can listen to the daily lessons! Sounds interesting, and we'll see where we go from there. as always. Love you all, and take care of each other.

Jul 23, 202316:43
And after a month...Then Gardening with Jesus
Jul 17, 202324:09
Matt is on the Mic

Matt is on the Mic

Here are the lessons.

Here are all the links.

I just want to say that I appreciate you for coming and listening. And I know it has been a rough year, and I am trying to come together and get better too. So thank you. If you feel like this is content you want to continue, please subscribe, share and let me know!

Jun 11, 202318:52
The Rumors, The Fear
May 29, 202322:47
Never wanted to be a Cool Kid.
May 22, 202322:06
So I Can Ask for Anything?
May 08, 202322:36
Anyone Here Got Mint Jelly?
Apr 30, 202321:39
Who Dat?!

Who Dat?!

It's the third week of Easter, and according to my writing app, I have written over 10,500 words in the last week, which is ridiculous and has nothing to do with describing this episode to you. Third Sunday, right? We have two readings from the New Testament if you follow the Liturgy. (Here is what I read.) So, that's a fun thing. And I thought about how often I have seen people miss things right in front of their faces. ( not including the keys that I lost on my person. Again. For the eighth time this week already.)

So, hop on board and remember, I love hearing from all of you. Here are my Links. And check out my Schedule for Twitch. See you Tuesday the 25th for some Hearthstone and Tunisian crocheting( or something along those lines.)

I love you all! Talk to me in the comments and answer the question. Also, let me know what you'd like to see for my SUBS!

Apr 24, 202312:34
A Scarred Victory
Apr 16, 202324:39
The Easter Witness
Apr 10, 202324:49
The Walls Remember
Apr 02, 202317:42
A Friend in need.
Mar 27, 202318:47
Here’s mud in your eye!
Mar 23, 202331:08
They’ll Stone You

They’ll Stone You

A mid-week episode reflecting on last Sunday. The reading are Psalm 128, Ezekiel 36:22-32, and John 7:53 - 8:11. Hope you enjoy!
Mar 08, 202332:16
Time for a Respawn!
Mar 05, 202327:03
A View from the Ashes

A View from the Ashes

We touch a little on a controversial topic. That separation of Church and State. And we start by a quick minute on the transfiguration from Sunday. I’ve been sick, and got a funky throat. Let’s hope it goes away, yeah?
Feb 22, 202323:05
Gone to hell
Feb 13, 202324:03
Shut Up! Listen! You Hear That?
Jan 29, 202320:35
Get Up, Get Out, and Get Busy
Jan 22, 202319:11
All Fired Up
Jan 22, 202321:19
Following a Star
Jan 12, 202313:11
Happy Christmas!
Dec 25, 202216:23
Transformed from a Crotch Goblen?
Dec 23, 202216:55
Whose Party is it Anyway?
Dec 20, 202222:12
Spit and Polish
Dec 18, 202223:10