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Bitch Please

Bitch Please

By Hannah and Jillian

With unapologetic honesty and humor, Hannah Barbakoff and Jillian Scheinfeld challenge the status quo and keep it real with Bitch Please, a weekly podcast dedicated to discussing everything from pop culture events to feminism, dating to social media and beyond.
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EP. 18 - Bruce is Hot

Bitch PleaseApr 03, 2020

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EP. 18 - Bruce is Hot

EP. 18 - Bruce is Hot

In Episode 18, Hannah and Jillian talk all things quarantine. This includes: being home with family, feeling comfortable in isolation, facetime dates, teen bulimia, and more.

Apr 03, 202040:42
EP. 17 - It's A Mitzvah

EP. 17 - It's A Mitzvah

In episode 17, Hannah and Jillian have comedy writer Julia Reiss on the show as their guest. The girls answer questions on topics such as: existential career meltdowns, when is an appropriate time to sleep with someone you're dating, if you can teach an old dog new tricks, and how long you should wait to get a text before you write someone off. 

Oct 15, 201939:06
EP. 16 - Sincerely, Superficial Bitch

EP. 16 - Sincerely, Superficial Bitch

In episode 16, Hannah and Jillian give advice on: dating someone with a foot fetish, how to break it to Seth Rogen-bod-types that they need to tone up, how to handle a bridezilla friend, and what one must do to survive Sad Girl Winter. 

Sep 27, 201927:58
EP. 15 - Soften the Blow

EP. 15 - Soften the Blow

In episode 15, Hannah and Jillian relaunch Bitch Please with a new "no filter" advice section. Your friends don't really tell you the truth; they tell you what they think you want to hear - especially through the lens of their own bias. That's why Hannah and Jillian are giving the advice you may or may not want to hear. They answer questions they've received in their DM's dealing with: mother-in-laws, sabotaging good relationships, making new friends, and more. And of course, talk about themselves along the way. 

Aug 28, 201934:01
EP. 14 - Popeyes For Breakfast

EP. 14 - Popeyes For Breakfast

In Episode 14, Hannah and Jillian discuss sperm donors, abortion, improv, single moms, WASPs, depression, creativity, and more.

May 23, 201925:40
EP. 13 - Do I LinkedIn Request Him?

EP. 13 - Do I LinkedIn Request Him?

In episode 13, Hannah and Jillian discuss anal bleaching, anti-semitism, physical chemistry, middle school, partisan bullshit, and more.

May 02, 201940:01
EP. 12 - Ginny Hogan: Comedian/Writer

EP. 12 - Ginny Hogan: Comedian/Writer

In episode 12, Hannah and Jillian interview writer and comedian, Ginny Hogan. They discuss imposter syndrome, pegging, being a funny woman in the dating world, writing for TV, working with bros in Silicon Valley, opposite attracting, and depression/anxiety/antidepressants.
Dec 06, 201843:32
EP. 11 - Molly Rosen Guy: Stone Fox Bride

EP. 11 - Molly Rosen Guy: Stone Fox Bride

In episode 11, Hannah and Jillian interview Molly Rosen Guy of Stone Fox Bride. They discuss conscious uncoupling, depression and anxiety, online dating post-divorce, getting career advice from Jill Soloway (Transparent), Lena Dunham's radical transparency, and shifting the direction of her brand.
Nov 08, 201843:10
EP. 10 - Morgan and Samantha Elias: The Vintage Twin

EP. 10 - Morgan and Samantha Elias: The Vintage Twin

In episode 10, Hannah and Jillian interview Morgan and Samantha Elias of the The Vintage Twin. They discuss how to start a company, life with endometriosis, why you don't need to go to business school, sexist landlords, influencer culture, and growing a brand on social media.
Oct 25, 201801:02:58
EP. 9 - Pros and Cons

EP. 9 - Pros and Cons

In episode nine, Hannah and Jillian discuss job interviews, attending weddings solo, being creative, Christine Blasey Ford, and the realities of being 28.
Oct 10, 201840:49
EP. 8 - Single For A Reason

EP. 8 - Single For A Reason

In episode eight, Hannah and Jillian discuss social media addiction, people who say “sweetie" a lot, what happened to Aaron Samuels, what causes attraction, and being crazy.
Sep 27, 201839:22
EP. 7 - You Can't Untext A Text

EP. 7 - You Can't Untext A Text

In episode seven, Hannah and Jillian discuss hangovers, religious conversion, cheesy engagement norms, feminist porn, personal brands, new therapists, and adult acne.
Sep 20, 201838:17
EP. 6 - I'm Like Tony F*cking Robbins

EP. 6 - I'm Like Tony F*cking Robbins

In episode six, Hannah and Jillian discuss Louis C.K., Jonah Hill’s diet, Burning Man, existential crises, and private vs. public Instagrams.
Sep 13, 201837:54
EP. 5 - Why Is Everyone Obsessed With Beyonce?

EP. 5 - Why Is Everyone Obsessed With Beyonce?

In episode five, Hannah and Jillian discuss aging, Raya, the world's obsession with Beyonce, instant gratification, delayed adulthood, and winning the lottery.
Sep 06, 201836:20
Ep. 4 - Give Me All The Drugs

Ep. 4 - Give Me All The Drugs

In episode 4, Hannah and Jillian discuss terrible dating app photos, ugly babies, interfaith marriage, microdosing, Elon Musk, and the idea of being "too busy" to date someone.
Aug 30, 201837:34
EP. 3 - Feelings Should Cost Extra

EP. 3 - Feelings Should Cost Extra

In episode three, Hannah and Jillian discuss men paying for the first date, impossible beauty standards, having a stalker, making love vs. having sex and interview their first guest, Emily of @memeplebes420 about her former life as a Sugar Baby.
Aug 23, 201837:16
EP. 2 - A Harold And Maude Thing

EP. 2 - A Harold And Maude Thing

In episode two, Hannah and Jillian discuss DM-ing etiquette, big age differences in relationships, Kim Kardashian’s social media faux pas, freezing your eggs, happy relationships, and the process of auditioning therapists.
Aug 16, 201833:32
EP. 1 - I Might F*ck Your Husband

EP. 1 - I Might F*ck Your Husband

In the first episode, Hannah and Jillian touch on everything from common social media misconceptions and open relationships to living the 9-5 lifestyle and women who are mean to other women.
Aug 08, 201846:33