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Jivanka's ASMR

Jivanka's ASMR

By ASMR 424

A podcast about anything and everything produced by the ASMR Guru for Jivanka.
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The Pompeos are in a little bit of trouble for having someone shop for Paper Towels. Luckily they couldn't find any.

Jivanka's ASMRSep 14, 2020

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The Pompeos are in a little bit of trouble for having someone shop for Paper Towels. Luckily they couldn't find any.

The Pompeos are in a little bit of trouble for having someone shop for Paper Towels. Luckily they couldn't find any.

ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, with news of the day.  

Sep 14, 202014:37
Well last night things were awkward at Jivanka's after the whole Alice In Wonderland mess

Well last night things were awkward at Jivanka's after the whole Alice In Wonderland mess

ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep with discussions of what's happening in the world.  Today we discuss fallout from some of the revelations (allegations) in Woodward's latest book.  

Sep 11, 202012:27
Vaccination agains Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House

Vaccination agains Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House

Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424, will put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, as he inoculates you against Chinese Antifa influencers Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House.  

Sep 09, 202011:43
Antifa chases Pepe the Frog out of the Refurbished (again) Rose Garden

Antifa chases Pepe the Frog out of the Refurbished (again) Rose Garden

Jivanka's ASMR Guru will put you into the deepest, bestest night sleep of your life while expounding on the rebranding of Pepe the Frog and the Rose Garden.  

Sep 08, 202011:52
The Atlantic claims that Trump called Djokovic a Sucker and Loser

The Atlantic claims that Trump called Djokovic a Sucker and Loser

Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to bed covering the news of they day.  Today's it's the fake news surrounding our great President and the President of tennis too.  

Sep 07, 202014:10
2 Hair Scandals: Antifa Queen Pelosi versus Donny Jonny, Only BTS can decide

2 Hair Scandals: Antifa Queen Pelosi versus Donny Jonny, Only BTS can decide

Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep while discussing the biggest stories of the week as you can tell by the title of the episode.  And of course the daily poem.  


Sep 04, 202014:24
Antifa starts World War Z Plane Attacks with Soup and Potato guns

Antifa starts World War Z Plane Attacks with Soup and Potato guns

It's all going down.  The Antifa shadow king and his disciple Sleepy Antifa Joe are using their secret weapons to bring a scorched earth policy to this great land.  Don't let them.  Vote 2x.  (If Republican.)  Once by mail and then again in person.  (If Republican)  

Sep 03, 202013:56
Sleepy Antifa Joe touched Jerry Falwell Jr. with birdbath water

Sleepy Antifa Joe touched Jerry Falwell Jr. with birdbath water

Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep with a tale as old as time.  Trump brings peace to Wisconsin while Sleepy Antifa Joe sows chaos wherever he goes.  

Sep 02, 202013:16
I'm back and I'm probably not QAnon?

I'm back and I'm probably not QAnon?

You missed me.  I know you have.  You haven't been sleeping well.  The summer is over and it's time to get back to building those good strong sleep habits.  I introduce a new segment today which I call, "poetry."  

Aug 31, 202010:16
Unprecedented Times = Presidential Light on the Inside

Unprecedented Times = Presidential Light on the Inside

MAGA ASMR!  President Trump's ASMR Guru puts him to sleep and you too.  

Today we discuss:

  • Let the Genius Flow: Disinfectant and Light on the Inside
  • The Buzz Cut is back
  • Georgia Amateur Bowling Update
Apr 27, 202009:01
Anteater Rectum for Dinner

Anteater Rectum for Dinner

ASMR 424 puts you to sleep with the dulcet tones of his voice as he puts Jivanka to sleep from his bedside cage.  

Today we discuss:

  • Cage Origins
  • Happy Birthday YouTube
  • Mikey Caputo recommends a delicacy 
Apr 23, 202009:20
Bowling is Back!

Bowling is Back!

MAGA ASMR is here to put you to bed!  I'm President Trump's ASMR Guru and I'm recording my thoughts so that you can go to bed listening to the same information that puts him to sleep.  Today we talk about:

  • Nerds love testing
  • Kim Jong Un is dead
  • Bowling is back in the great state of Georgia
Apr 22, 202009:11
-$37 a Barrel

-$37 a Barrel

ASMR 424 puts Jivanka to bed with unedited thoughts about the world.  Today we discuss:

  • Protests against the democrats to take back America
  • All Americans are getting rich barrel
  • The Last Dance:  The mid 90s were great but today is better
Apr 20, 202008:00
MAGA ASMR has taken over!

MAGA ASMR has taken over!

The MAGA ASMR guru has taken over for ASMR 424.  He is too liberal and we'll now share responsibilities to provide a balanced view of world events while putting you, Jivanka and President Trump to sleep.  

Today we talk about:

  • What does Presidential ultimate power look like?
  • China keeps lying
  • 22 million unemployed
  • Wisconsin Election  Results
Apr 17, 202009:07
I'm back and I'm patient zero!

I'm back and I'm patient zero!

Jivanka's ASMR Guru is back from Wuhan.  I beat the Coronavirus and I'm hear to put you to sleep.  

Today we discuss:

  •  where I've been
  •  declining pollution is a bad thing
  • what countries are getting false praise
  • the death of education
Apr 16, 202012:21
Sharpie Gate & Clowns Are Coming Back Baby

Sharpie Gate & Clowns Are Coming Back Baby

Why do people hate Sharpies and clowns and why that should all change!

Sep 08, 201909:43
Nasty... Greenland!?

Nasty... Greenland!?

I don't need to live in a cage all the time     and       is Greenland all that nasty?

Sep 02, 201908:33
Build the .........MOAT!?

Build the .........MOAT!?

I'm a huge supporter of the wall.  (Yes that wall, but keep reading and listening.)  Let me offer an alternative that should please both conservatives and liberals alike.  

Aug 24, 201910:31
I Survived Summer Vacation

I Survived Summer Vacation

I don't know about your summer, but mine was rough!

Aug 18, 201910:19
School's Out for Summer

School's Out for Summer

School is out for the summer and you know what that means... No more buses...

Jun 01, 201908:36
Tariff War (Puff out that chicken chest!)

Tariff War (Puff out that chicken chest!)

We're in the middle of a tariff war with China.  What can you do to help win that war?  Fall asleep as I share what I'm doing.  

May 19, 201906:50
My Trapper Keeper Broke!

My Trapper Keeper Broke!

Samsung recently had a failure.  But Samsung, don't give up!  The future reminds me of the past and the past was good!

May 14, 201906:31
It was a Tiger attack!

It was a Tiger attack!

Better late than never!  Fall asleep to my complicated history with golf, Tiger's complicated history with life and his historic win.  

May 01, 201906:09
Taylor Swift left me hanging!

Taylor Swift left me hanging!

Hearing her newest single re-opened some old wounds.  

Apr 28, 201906:48
Schindler's Avengers

Schindler's Avengers

Is Avenger's Endgame as powerful as Schindler's list? 

Apr 27, 201907:19
Thread Count

Thread Count

I share some new experiences with thread count.  Thank you to Scott, TJ Maxx and Dori's sheets!  Pleasant sleeping.  

Apr 21, 201907:40
Zoo

Zoo

Have you ever wondered what the appropriate way to experience a zoo is?  Well wonder no more.  Here it is!  Sleep well.  

Apr 14, 201905:21
Introduction

Introduction

The first, ever ASMR 424 podcast.  The official ASMR Guru for Jivanka now shares his talents with the world and gets you the best sleep of your life!

Apr 07, 201906:55