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Jive Turkeys

Jive Turkeys

By DropTent Media Network

Three friends invade your personal space with their offbeat humor, crypto knowledge, and the week's news of the stupid. Uncensored. Unmoderated. Undeniably fun.
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28: Jive-O’-Ween ‘18: Wizard Jizz Beards

Jive TurkeysNov 08, 2018

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02:28:24
55: BLs on the DL
Mar 06, 202001:09:02
54: They All Called Her Sandwich

54: They All Called Her Sandwich

It's a return to form fresh off of their stint of interviews, the boys swap alcoholic adventures,  talk about Drunk Olympics with games such as Lawnchair Leapfrog and Slip 'n' Slide Kickball, Jason tells a tale about naming a star and how it didn't help his relationship, Tyson has been stressed so he doesn't have much going on upstairs, and Jacob stumbles across a website dedicated to masturbating using food. 

Out of Context Quote: "It has heated seats and a colostomy bag, and that's what it's like to drive a Lincoln."

If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the [Jive Turkeys Facebook Group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1894794194168278/), tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. 

If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast

Feb 28, 202059:06
Patrick Lescarbeau - I'm a Mass-Hole

Patrick Lescarbeau - I'm a Mass-Hole

In this Jason-less episode, Jacob and Tyson are joined by actor, writer, director, producer, and expert prop maker Patrick Lescarbeau! Together, he schools the boys on what it's like on the set of a western, Tyson shares how Star Trek ruined his birthday, Patrick speaks in Klingon and gushes Star Wars love, Trump impressions abound, and Jacob watches a weird anime with some intimate weapons. Check out Patrick in his latest film "In Their Own Words, Billy the Kid & The Lincoln County War" https://www.amazon.com/Their-Words-Billy-Lincoln-County/dp/B083F6GKG4 And to help support Patrick's upcoming film, Chance and Circumstance, visit the website below and give, Give, GIVE!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/chance-and-circumstance-feature-film#/ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
Feb 22, 202001:09:54
Michael Mueller - Keto: Nature's Cocaine

Michael Mueller - Keto: Nature's Cocaine

This week the boys interview the illustrious director, entrepreneur, studio starter, and all-around creative force of nature, Michael Mueller. Buckle your seatbelts because we go from zero to sixty rather quickly and much like a dog with their head out of the window of a Lamborghini, you'll love every minute of it. Michael shares his passion for reading people, the art of directing, his keto lifestyle, future project ideas, and Russians fornicating under the consent of the king. Have a blast, because we certainly did!

Check Michael out in his natural habitat on
www.m3creative.net/

And also, do yourself a gosh darn favor and check out the trailer and teaser for his upcoming comedy "The E-Listers" about a ragtag group of background actors who, fed up with the disrespect and inequality, lead a rebellion against the prima donnas and forge their own story.

"The E-Lister's" Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0Dfi4OR2g

"The E-Lister's" Teaser: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4bgnc4YMg

If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast

If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
Feb 14, 202002:00:13
Sam Kwasman - Do You Still Do A Good Duck?

Sam Kwasman - Do You Still Do A Good Duck?

In the first episode of the Jive Turkeys Interview Series, we sit down with the multitalented comedian, dancer, screen actor, voice actor and much more: Sam Kwasman! Telling stories he's heard from Lucille Ball, addressing PC culture's effects on comedy, and quoting Taken as Donald Duck, this interview was a complete blast from beginning to end! Check out Sam's website https://www.samkay3000.com/ for more of his work, his voice work on "The New Tom & Jerry Show" as the adorable Little Quacker, and peep his latest film project with Jerry Seinfeld "Letters from a Nut" on Amazon Prime Video! https://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L-Nancy/dp/B07PDNC5XQ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
Jan 31, 202031:46
53: Horse Heelys
Jan 26, 202001:23:33
52: Perineum Spice
Dec 17, 201901:05:30
51: When the Schritt Hits the Fan
Nov 16, 201901:23:49
50: Only if the Cheeks Touch
Nov 08, 201901:29:44
Jive-O’-Ween ‘19: The Apocalypse Next Door
Oct 31, 201901:22:54
49: A Gaggle of See You Next Tuesdays
Oct 25, 201901:12:42
48: I Saw Bear Grylls Do It
Aug 12, 201958:39
47: Common Core Mormon Math
Aug 02, 201901:10:58
46: Gotta Do Some Whetwork
Jul 21, 201901:17:47
Best of: F*ck Your State
Jul 12, 201957:41
45: Byson's Basilisk Brokers, LLC
Jul 05, 201901:10:36
44: Tandem Jizz Stalagtites
Jun 28, 201901:06:39
43: The Biggest Hands in Radio
Jun 28, 201901:10:44
42: The Episode of Which is the Meaning of Life
Jun 21, 201901:07:43
41: Don't Meth and Pilot
Jun 10, 201901:03:35
40: Bisexual Wiper
Jun 02, 201901:08:48
39: The Wonder Cave is Deep & Moist
May 03, 201938:33
38: The Devil's Mashed Potatoes
Apr 26, 201901:05:24
37: Everyone Can Hear You Fap
Apr 20, 201956:60
36: Bind, Torture, Grill
Mar 11, 201902:43:06
35: You Great, Sticky Water Horse
Feb 24, 201901:46:27
Shots & Beans, Pt. 2

Shots & Beans, Pt. 2

In the dramatic, and entirely drunken, conclusion of Shots & Beans, a winner is crowned, beans are eaten, and waaaay too many shots are taken. Enjoy! Next week, we will return with episode 35 of the main show! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
Feb 15, 201901:27:07
Shots & Beans, Pt. 1

Shots & Beans, Pt. 1

You asked for it, and here it is! The first installment of the game show Shots & Beans! With Ty at the helm as gamemaster, he navigates our three contestants: Jason, Jacob, and Uber fan Will through 5 rounds of questions that, if answered incorrectly, result in a punishment of either taking a shot, or playing jelly bean roulette with nasty flavored jelly beans. Which is worse? You decide. Its Shots & Beans! This is part one of the epic game, with part 2 dropping next week on February 15th at 8 am. Happy listening! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
Feb 10, 201901:04:26
34: Festering Pile of Bacteria & Alligators
Feb 03, 201901:57:42
Fan-Fic Roulette!: “My Immortal”
Jan 25, 201938:34
33: The Gordian Cock Knot
Jan 18, 201902:13:03
32: Tooth Reaper
Jan 05, 201902:24:47
31: Ho-Ho-Ho, Hey Y'all!
Dec 24, 201802:43:55
30: Cowafornication
Dec 23, 201802:09:56
29: Little Sally Stomps A-Lot
Dec 09, 201802:16:39
28: Jive-O’-Ween ‘18: Wizard Jizz Beards
Nov 08, 201802:28:24
27: I Eated Hemane Fresh
Oct 05, 201802:35:44
26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 2
Sep 30, 201801:19:60
26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 1
Sep 22, 201801:40:59
25: No One Wants a Stench-Boar
Sep 08, 201802:21:18
24: I Want That Kind of Evil Inside Me
Aug 26, 201801:59:12
23: In Short, We're Sorry
Aug 25, 201802:16:01
22: One-Eyed Pain in the Ass
Aug 24, 201801:54:47
21: Plastic Voice Transmitting Unit
Jul 11, 201801:53:47
20: Stay Outta My Mouth, Paul Stanley!
Jul 10, 201801:55:05
19: Whats in the Pool?!
Jun 15, 201801:45:10
18: ISIS Gator
Jun 01, 201801:48:52
17: Shoot the Cannon, Save the School
Apr 07, 201802:05:19
16: Lil B*tch Tung & Ol' Stump Belly
Mar 23, 201802:04:36
15: The Wills Have Eyes
Mar 10, 201801:58:40