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Jive Turkeys

Jive Turkeys

By Jive Turkeys
Three friends invade your personal space with their offbeat humor, crypto knowledge, and the week's news of the stupid. Uncensored. Unmoderated. Undeniably fun.
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55: BLs on the DL
After an interview fails to materialize, the Turkey crew decide that the show must go on! The boys unveil two new segments, one where they get to stretch their creative muscles to write a movie and the other, a game that is definitely NOT word association, Jason has a bone to pick with the guest that never shows, Ty builds an epic James Cameron-esque movie about a cyborg Djimon Honsou fighting angel of light Roseanne Barr, and Jacob is insensitive... again. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the [Jive Turkeys Facebook Group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1894794194168278/), tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast
1:09:01
March 6, 2020
54: They All Called Her Sandwich
It's a return to form fresh off of their stint of interviews, the boys swap alcoholic adventures,  talk about Drunk Olympics with games such as Lawnchair Leapfrog and Slip 'n' Slide Kickball, Jason tells a tale about naming a star and how it didn't help his relationship, Tyson has been stressed so he doesn't have much going on upstairs, and Jacob stumbles across a website dedicated to masturbating using food.  Out of Context Quote: "It has heated seats and a colostomy bag, and that's what it's like to drive a Lincoln." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the [Jive Turkeys Facebook Group](https://www.facebook.com/groups/1894794194168278/), tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.  If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast
59:06
February 28, 2020
Patrick Lescarbeau - I'm a Mass-Hole
In this Jason-less episode, Jacob and Tyson are joined by actor, writer, director, producer, and expert prop maker Patrick Lescarbeau! Together, he schools the boys on what it's like on the set of a western, Tyson shares how Star Trek ruined his birthday, Patrick speaks in Klingon and gushes Star Wars love, Trump impressions abound, and Jacob watches a weird anime with some intimate weapons. Check out Patrick in his latest film "In Their Own Words, Billy the Kid & The Lincoln County War" https://www.amazon.com/Their-Words-Billy-Lincoln-County/dp/B083F6GKG4 And to help support Patrick's upcoming film, Chance and Circumstance, visit the website below and give, Give, GIVE!: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/chance-and-circumstance-feature-film#/ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:09:53
February 22, 2020
Michael Mueller - Keto: Nature's Cocaine
This week the boys interview the illustrious director, entrepreneur, studio starter, and all-around creative force of nature, Michael Mueller. Buckle your seatbelts because we go from zero to sixty rather quickly and much like a dog with their head out of the window of a Lamborghini, you'll love every minute of it. Michael shares his passion for reading people, the art of directing, his keto lifestyle, future project ideas, and Russians fornicating under the consent of the king. Have a blast, because we certainly did! Check Michael out in his natural habitat on https://www.m3creative.net/ And also, do yourself a gosh darn favor and check out the trailer and teaser for his upcoming comedy "The E-Listers" about a ragtag group of background actors who, fed up with the disrespect and inequality, lead a rebellion against the prima donnas and forge their own story. "The E-Lister's" Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP0Dfi4OR2g "The E-Lister's" Teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG4bgnc4YMg If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:00:12
February 14, 2020
Sam Kwasman - Do You Still Do A Good Duck?
In the first episode of the Jive Turkeys Interview Series, we sit down with the multitalented comedian, dancer, screen actor, voice actor and much more: Sam Kwasman! Telling stories he's heard from Lucille Ball, addressing PC culture's effects on comedy, and quoting Taken as Donald Duck, this interview was a complete blast from beginning to end! Check out Sam's website https://www.samkay3000.com/ for more of his work, his voice work on "The New Tom & Jerry Show" as the adorable Little Quacker, and peep his latest film project with Jerry Seinfeld "Letters from a Nut" on Amazon Prime Video! https://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L-Nancy/dp/B07PDNC5XQ If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
31:46
January 31, 2020
53: Horse Heelys
In the first episode of the new year, the boys reflect on the dumb things they said last year, decide on some new goals to accomplish this year, and Jason shoots for the moon with his resolution. Jason has the idea for mobility for lazy horses, Ty realizes he's the same person as last year, and Jacob is a little more sadistic with Jason's inventions than he intends. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. If you would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast
1:23:33
January 26, 2020
52: Perineum Spice
This episode joins the boys as they learn how not to spread bodily fluids on cops from idiots around the globe from Germany to Scotland, Papa John warns of a day of reckoning while Chris Hanson hovers in the background, Jason loses all of the female listeners, then charms them back with his pun magic, Ty basks in the glow of a black Friday TV purchase, and Jacob's Papa John impression sounds a lot like Jesse Ventura. If would like to donate some money for the work we do here, follow the link below! You ate a saint! Or a demon, whatever you choose to identify as. We don't judge! https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:05:29
December 17, 2019
51: When the Schritt Hits the Fan
In this adventure, the boys vibe at a concert with a breast milk spraying woman, dump a bucket of feces on an unsuspecting bystander, reveal the Patreon page and website, Jason struggles with a stint of bad luck, Ty brings a creature of the deep that has a very particular set of skills for Decrypted, and Jacob struggles to land a single joke. Out of Context Quote: "If you throw your diarrhea on me, I'm going to murder you in the street." If you would like to be ever so awesome and donate money to our Patreon campaign, please follow this link: https://www.patreon.com/jiveturkeyspodcast. Thanks for your support! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:23:48
November 16, 2019
50: Only if the Cheeks Touch
This episode of Jive Turkeys has a new face! With the help of Dan the Man, the boys guide themselves through the treacherous wilds of Alaska and a swimmer with too many “assets,” Jason is backed up on F*ck Your States and releases his load, Ty brings back his President Obama impression, and Jacob has to share a mic unsuccessfully with the guest. Fan-Fic Roulette is back! Enjoy the regaling of infamous Sonic High School! Out of Context Quote: “You throw in that FannyPack and we got a deal!” If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:29:44
November 8, 2019
Jive-O’-Ween ‘19: The Apocalypse Next Door
The boys are here for a specially delivered Halloween episode featuring the list of most offensive costumes of 2019 and the reading of their group effort Halloween story: “The Apocalypse Next Door.” Enjoy the shenanigans and the spooky tale! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:22:54
October 31, 2019
49: A Gaggle of See You Next Tuesdays
In this episode, the boys try to get down to the bottom of the Mystery of the Missing Five Dollar Bill, comment on the status of Jason’s missing eyebrows, Ty contemplates leaving old TVs on people’s porches, Jason gripes about a free trip to Sea World and his fecal woes, and Jacob poses an interesting theory relating a video game store and mass shootings. Out of context quote: "I'm taking off the body camera!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:12:41
October 25, 2019
48: I Saw Bear Grylls Do It
This episode gets down to the merits of drinking piss, why you should always have baby wipes on hand, a satanic baby change station, Jason has a terrible visit to a decrepit zoo with his nieces, Ty laughs too hard before the show starts, and Jacob lets a neighbor have it over a racist ice cream truck. Out of Context Quote: "I thought it was a landing strip at first; turns out, it was a line of coke." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
58:39
August 12, 2019
47: Common Core Mormon Math
This episode bursts right out of the gate with two rants about the down slide of the fast food milkshake and the idiocy of regional managers, Jason wants to take a turn at a used panties vending machine, Ty tries to figure out a common core math problem, and Jacob tells an "intoxicating" story about his time working at the mental hospital. Out of Context Quote: "You look great with that sh*t shovel in your hand, Johnny!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:10:58
August 2, 2019
46: Gotta Do Some Whetwork
In this full house episode, Uberfan Will joins the boys by phone to insert his two cents, the Area 51 raid is bandied about, the new 007 movie is creatively designed with their insanity, Jason wants to invent an insurance company for men who are terrible at flirting, Ty is overly entertained about finding an alligator on a job site, and Jacob & Will realize that they're low rent hitman. Out of Context Quote: "There's CCR playing in the background while they're gunning down weeaboos." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:17:47
July 21, 2019
Best of: F*ck Your State
Its a best of as the boys take a hiatus while they prepare some new stuff on and off mic for all of you listeners out there! So while they're doing their thing, here's a nice collection of bits! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
57:40
July 12, 2019
45: Byson's Basilisk Brokers, LLC
Its a slithery conundrum of an episode as the boys learn about a tiny but mighty mythical snake, a familiar puppet pal reads a bible verse, resident old man Jason explains to the other younger hosts about Fortnite, Ty laments about wasted time watching the latest Transformers film disaster, and Jacob is alone watching too much Cheers. Out of Context Quote: "You can't be a vampire and eat Wendy's." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:10:36
July 5, 2019
44: Tandem Jizz Stalagtites
In this episode, the boys re-imagine themselves as annoying supervillains, debate the effectiveness of masturbating underneath a bed at your grandma's, Jason gets self conscious about his leaning over double chin, Ty bumbles through a terrible product pitch while hijacking Jason's segment, and Jacob reveals that he has a gentlemanly penis. Out of context quote: "I'm, like, literally human heroin." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:06:39
June 28, 2019
43: The Biggest Hands in Radio
Its a big episode as the boys announce joining DropTent Media, a podcast network for important people, ponder the idea of a Jive Turkey IPA beer line for each of them, Jason is once again the whipping boy, a young Ty is propositioned to buy a dimebag, and Jacob ponders being a supervillain while his ADHD runs rampant. Out of context quote: "Formaldehyde. That's a weird smell, by the way." "Yeah, its a weird taste, too." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:10:44
June 28, 2019
42: The Episode of Which is the Meaning of Life
In this episode, the turkeys discuss Walmart prison tattoo booths run by inmates, about how Finland isn't actually a real country (sorry, Finland), a bus driver driving drunk from a doughnut, Ty explains his comedy in detail, Jason sheds a tear, Will can't wait to make an Anheuser-Busch joke, and Jacob doesn't want to listen to reason. Out of Context Quote: "Do you think Santa's d*ck is as red as his nose?" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:07:42
June 21, 2019
41: Don't Meth and Pilot
In the return of the prodigal host, Ty returns to give the gang an update on his life, Jason grunts at someone in a sexual manner, devise a devious plan to dispatch a disgruntled boat captain, Ty and Will delve way too deep into a conspiracy involving raking at gunpoint, and Jacob can't keep the show on track. Out of Context Quote: "You're not an efficient boat captain if you aren't drinking rum and snorting coke." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:03:34
June 10, 2019
40: Bisexual Wiper
Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40! Ok, well we aren't exactly 40, but its the fortieth episode and the Jive Turkeys are celebrating by talking about wiping habits, receiving urine samples in the mail, time traveling celebrities, dropping a load so hard you forget ten years of memories, Jason has his own bowel issue, Will brings up some less than creditable conspiracy theories, and Jacob does many impersonations. Out of context quote: Adam Sandler voice "That's a high quality dead baby." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:08:48
June 2, 2019
39: The Wonder Cave is Deep & Moist
Its an all Decrypted episode where Jason takes a trip down under to get in touch with his didgeridoo, Ty goes spelunking in a wondercave for an elephant snake, and Jacob takes a trip to the Great White North with some unfriendly, apocalyptic aliens. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
38:33
May 3, 2019
38: The Devil's Mashed Potatoes
In this episode, the turkeys explore their female alter egos, create another Disney classic about Spartans, a child is thrown from the top story of the Mall of America, the new "Tide pod challenge" has been discovered, Jason reveals that he shouldn't be alive per natural selection, Will recounts a tale of being berated by a slur-slinging Romani boy, and Jacob croons the Frasier theme song. Out of Context Quote: "If you want to abort that baby, you would have to snipe the stork." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:05:23
April 26, 2019
37: Everyone Can Hear You Fap
Its the triumphant return of the Turkeys! After a hiatus for moving and other misadventures, we the boys have returned, and in a new format! Minus Ty, the remaining two are joined by Uberfan Will as they bellyflop into conversations about Fleshlights with Hitler mustaches, terrible Doordash employees, Jason reveals an odd celebrity he would have a gay tryst with, Jacob can barely contain his excitement about a dog stealing from Walmart, and Will does some Jud-ee chops. Out of Context Quote: "My fish is broken! I demand quality service, FIX MY FISH!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
56:59
April 20, 2019
36: Bind, Torture, Grill
Its all R. Kelly jokes as the boys delve into a mysterious cabin raid by little green men, Jason presents an alternative for clincial penis care, Ty gets drunk and bumbles through a scenario with redneck owls, and Jacob is befuddled by the practices of Dairy Queen. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:43:06
March 11, 2019
35: You Great, Sticky Water Horse
The boys are back fresh from the hit game show Shots & Beans to regal you lovely listeners with tales of California incest, loch horses lurking for pets, a home town crossbow patricide. Jason revisits an old invention that's sure to leave you... conflicted. Out of context quote: "Oh, you have an obvious dick, ma'am."  If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:46:26
February 24, 2019
Shots & Beans, Pt. 2
In the dramatic, and entirely drunken, conclusion of Shots & Beans, a winner is crowned, beans are eaten, and waaaay too many shots are taken. Enjoy! Next week, we will return with episode 35 of the main show! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:27:06
February 15, 2019
Shots & Beans, Pt. 1
You asked for it, and here it is! The first installment of the game show Shots & Beans! With Ty at the helm as gamemaster, he navigates our three contestants: Jason, Jacob, and Uber fan Will through 5 rounds of questions that, if answered incorrectly, result in a punishment of either taking a shot, or playing jelly bean roulette with nasty flavored jelly beans. Which is worse? You decide. Its Shots & Beans! This is part one of the epic game, with part 2 dropping next week on February 15th at 8 am. Happy listening! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:04:26
February 10, 2019
34: Festering Pile of Bacteria & Alligators
In this episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys share their own lists of things they learned not to do from their childhood, discuss their own outlandish emotional support animals, Jason contemplates giving a cat benadryl to make it sleep, Ty keeps reminding himself of stupid mistakes, and Jacob has a sales pitch for the listeners. Out of context quote: "I'm emotionally broken and I need a cobra." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:57:41
February 3, 2019
Fan-Fic Roulette!: “My Immortal”
In the first minisode, you wanted it, and we delivered! The boys delve into the fantastically terrible world of the internet's most maligned fan fiction, "My Immortal." Prepare your black eyeliner and MCR apparel. Fangs XOXO! If you have suggestions for future minisodes, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
38:33
January 25, 2019
33: The Gordian Cock Knot
In this episode, the boys share their own mythical origin stories, one being a little too close to the belt, vampire worms are the subject of Decrypted, Jason warns of an 8 foot phallus hiding in the woods, Ty gets a tad depressed, and Jacob has many jokes to edit out of the pod. Out of context quote: "And then the priest said some Latin shit about Jesus." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:13:03
January 18, 2019
32: Tooth Reaper
Welcome to the new year! May your walls be full of teeth and spiders flee from your path! The boys ring in 2019 with a reflection on their news resolutions from last year, Jason goes in to detail about his body falling apart, Ty just wants to talk to some intelligent snakes, and Jacob keeps doing impressions (they're hit and miss.) Out of context quote: "Why would you force a black dog into afterlife slavery?" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:24:46
January 5, 2019
31: Ho-Ho-Ho, Hey Y'all!
Its holiday fever in the Christmas episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys get pulled under by the Yule tide and have their own idea for a Black Mirror episode, whether Santa should be gender neutral, Baba Vanga's eerie predictions, Jason hails the return of Fuck Your State, Jacob rips on Fae for their tiny genitalia, Ty reveals that he would be a horrible Santa Claus. Out of context quote: "What are you doing with those panties?" "SANTA SAYS HE NEEDS THEM!" DMX: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXca4WcCzlo If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:43:55
December 24, 2018
30: Cowafornication
The boys go to the big screen, the first filmed episode of Jive Turkeys begins with Jason taking a controversial stance on the constructiveness of bullying, turns into Jacob being outraged by outrage culture, a bloodthirsty cockatoo, PETA's alternatives to animal hating idioms, and Ty discovers his own Mandela effect moment with Kazaam. Out of context quote: "What a stupid fucking name for some stupid fucking bears!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:09:55
December 23, 2018
29: Little Sally Stomps A-Lot
The boys reimagine the hit films Men In Black and Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood and Gary Busey, receive and roundly mock a religious letter, Jason spearheads the creation of a new inclusive Disney princess, Ty explores his body for hair, and Jacob makes a North Korean NPR parody. Out of context quote: "If he ain't swiggin' on a Silver Bullet, then he ain't my got damn Messiah." Featured Song: "The Burrito Song" by Harlow's Monkeys https://soundcloud.com/harlowsmonkeyssf If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:16:39
December 9, 2018
28: Jive-O’-Ween ‘18: Wizard Jizz Beards
It mildly haunting with the sounds of creepypasta, the gang are joined by Jacob's girlfriend Mel, they trade creepy stories, swap their own horror movie villains, discuss homosexual wizards, PCP mixed drinks, Jason farts like Squidward's laugh and figures out fish psychology, Ty ponders pumpkin carving phallus, and Jacob makes a fish sound like Mark Wahlberg. Out of context quote: "Take the phone out of your pussy, ma! Use your mouth!" If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:28:24
November 8, 2018
27: I Eated Hemane Fresh
The boys are closing season one of the show with insane topics like cannibal sport teams, tear apart peaceful leaders, neckbeards, what plants they would be, read a terrible Twilight fan fiction, Jason decides he wants to be a sequiya, Ty tells his shitastrophe story and has a run in with Tupac socks, and Jacob is peer pressured into drinking tequila. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:35:44
October 5, 2018
26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 2
In the thrilling (?) conclusion of the previous episode, the boys get down to answering listener questions, share Halloween memories, Jason pitches a horror movie idea involving a popular childhood staple, Ty is BatWolf, and Jacob sounds like an art kid. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:19:59
September 30, 2018
26: Plunger Hand Gives an Autopsy, Pt. 1
In part one of a marathon episode, the boys delve into the world of automotive artificial assistants, weigh in on the implosion of tech genius Elon Musk, reminisce about high school janitors, Jason tells the story of a woman who makes an explosive error, Ty learns a racial slur from down under, and Jacob shares how he learned about sex. Random quote: "I read a car ad in a porno magazine." If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:40:59
September 22, 2018
25: No One Wants a Stench-Boar
Its the quarter-centennial episode and Ty begins with a tale of firsts including spiny stones and drugs, Jason wants bologna stencils to vandalize cars, celebrity funerals are ruined, Nikes are burning and America learns nothing, and Jacob has a curious case of the hiccups. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:21:17
September 8, 2018
24: I Want That Kind of Evil Inside Me
#BingeTheBird The Jack Bower episode (thats a 24 joke, you pleebs) of Jive Turkeys podcast starts off the rails and never gets back on track, Jason brings three tales of unfortunate events that happen to 8 year olds, Ty and Jacob take credit for Jason quitting cigarettes, inappropriate jokes are made, Jacob ensures he'll never work in showbiz, and a Highlander Church fight. Yeah, you read that right. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:59:11
August 26, 2018
23: In Short, We're Sorry
#BingeTheBird Über fan Will is in the studio for this four-way assault on the senses, Jason forgets Fuck Your State and Jacob doesn't ask fans for questions, Will talks about the navy and blood fungi, Ty trys not to make misognystic jokes, and a pizza is delivered. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:16:00
August 25, 2018
22: One-Eyed Pain in the Ass
#BingeTheBird In this delayed episode, the boys break a possible TMZ size scoop on a celebrity father, Jason and Tyson describe a scene using the words "horse" and "gutbag" so intensely Jacob throws up, Ty learns a thing or two about cereal and the companies that make it, Jason regales with more scumbags from other states, and Jacob shouts "All aboard" on the bidet train. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:54:46
August 24, 2018
21: Plastic Voice Transmitting Unit
The podcast can now drink! And we celebrate with... not... drinking... In this episode, it's segments galore! Jason rants and raves and gets a little turned on, Ty spit takes over the state of the President's butthole, and Jacob has to watch as they dissect a story of his from high school. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:53:47
July 11, 2018
20: Stay Outta My Mouth, Paul Stanley!
There's insanity (and gas) in there on this episode where we find our boys coming up with their own deities, sharing drag queen names, Jason reveals a musical undergarment, Ty gets lost in the rabbit hole of a lymeric, and Jacob can barely contain his excitement over Coco. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:55:04
July 10, 2018
19: Whats in the Pool?!
Its Jacob's birthday episode and he won't let you forget it! Jason is given a new nickname, Daddy Loadbucks, Roseanne and Justice League are roundly mocked and reamed, Ty shares an extended rant about a new Oregon Trail game with... aliens?, and Jacob channels his inner Cajun evangelist. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:45:09
June 15, 2018
18: ISIS Gator
In this episode, Jason's flower loses another petal as the turkeys celebrate his 40th birthday and pitches a new lactation aid for all of the mothers out there, future avant garde art exhibits are discussed, Infinity War is spoiled within a time limit, Jacob laments about his upbringing, and Ty can't even begin to make sense of it all. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:48:51
June 1, 2018
17: Shoot the Cannon, Save the School
Its all Winger jokes... sigh... The gang talk about an insane new trend among teens, spoiler alert, they did inhale, and offer a slimming alternative. They also discuss shitty games (literally), give an unsolicited plug for MeUndies, Jason gets into a Facebook fight with a knife throwing dumbass, Tyson gets some insulation in his eye resulting in a boring story, and Jacob christens his new astronaut beer stein with copious amounts of Stella Artois. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:05:18
April 7, 2018
16: Lil B*tch Tung & Ol' Stump Belly
Its episode SEXteen up in here and we're getting steamy! ...well... maybe. Jason brings more scumbags for his F*** Your State segment and gets excited about lunchmeat, Tyson comes up with a new sport that's likely to sweep the nation, a rap name is born, and Jacob unsuccessfully convinces Ty to experience anal sex. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:04:35
March 23, 2018
15: The Wills Have Eyes
Day 2 of Jive Weekend kicks off in full swing with a special guest, wunderfan Will! The boys talk sexy names, favorite snacks and directors, lie about their ethnicities, Jason brings back the Scumbag Corner, Ty shows that he can play Would You Rather? without talking about dicks, and Jacob quips way too much for one show. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:58:40
March 10, 2018
14: Man Up! Dress in Drag
The first episode of Jive Weekend, the boys concoct a fan theory between John Wick and The Matrix, talk about Muppet abortions, Jason suggests making guns look less sexy, Tyson's content with watching the Star Wars saga on a desert island, and Jacob is just raw and offensive. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:10:34
March 9, 2018
13: Squatchdong & the Low Hanging Fruit
The baker's dozen episode is fresh out of the oven! Can't you smell the deliciously baked idiocy? The boys dive into a cavernous vacation story, a new folk band is born, Jason brings loads of topics, Tyson wants a flamethrower and a little peace, and Jacob finds a tarot card on a nature walk. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:00:51
February 2, 2018
12: I Can Still Smell Vomit
Things are topsy turvy in this episode with Jason being sick and high on cough syrup, Ty laughs so hard he throws up out of his nose then later rants about a brontosaurus pirate captain riding a fire breathing pterodactyl, Jacob just can't make sense of it all and decides to make fun of them both. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:56:33
January 19, 2018
11: Collective Unconscious of Twats
Ring in the New Year with the Jive Turkeys on the first episode of 2018! The gang all agree to try and be more positive this year, review some new movies, Jacob's super powers are all depressing, Ty just wants to set the record straight about Star Wars, and Jason kills everyone with childhood euphemisms. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:00:55
January 5, 2018
10: Community Cat Shit Pit
We have a guest in the studio this week who lends his knowledge of bitcoin, freestyle rapping skills, Jason informs the group that elephants are more like us than we thought, Ty calls out net neutrality hype groups, and Jacob opens up (and is roundly ridiculed) for a life decision. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Three Kings' Day, etc. to all of you lovely listeners and we will catch you in the new year! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
2:10:08
December 23, 2017
9: Thou Shalt Not be a Camel Spider
Chill out! The boys unveil their ten commandments for a new utopian society, the lone listener in Virginia is exalted, Jason brings everyone down with a decapitation story, Jacob breaks the bad news that Santa and Jesus don't exist, and Ty rules the future with an iron fist. PENALTY! If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. Jive Turkey Radio: A.J. and Tara - Rock the Night Follow A.J. and Tara on Facebook and Twitter or visit their website!
2:07:56
December 8, 2017
8: Thanks for Nothing, Wes Goodman!
Spend Thanksgiving with the Jive Turkeys! We talk about our favorite dishes, what we are and AREN'T thankful for, how Trump spends his Thanksgiving, our guilty pleasure songs, Jason kills Jacob with a safe sex joke, and Ty infuriates every Faith No More fan. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. Jive Turkeys Radio: The Merry Jaynz - "Piggy Boy" Check out their new album Love One Another Visit their website: http://themerryjaynz.com/ Follow them on Facebook and Twitter: @themerryjaynz And please show them some love on their Patreon!
2:06:12
November 25, 2017
7: Tyson's Favorite Episode
Metal, guns, warcraft, and everything else nerdy. These were the ingredients chosen to create Tyson's favorite episode, but, he accidentally added extra ingredients to the concoction: two other turkeys. Thus, episode 7 was born! The gang gush about Thor: Ragnarok, share their desert island playlist, make far too many horse puns, and discover a secret about a certain Messiah. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. Jive Turkeys Radio: The Merry Jaynz - "Trampoline" Check out their new album Love One Another Visit their website: http://themerryjaynz.com/ Follow them on Facebook and Twitter: @themerryjaynz And please show them some love on their Patreon!
2:06:55
November 10, 2017
6: Jive-O'-Ween '17: Gobblin' Goblins Pt. 2
In the conclusion of the Halloween episode, the turkeys and their special guest share their halloween stories, questions from fans are answered, personal paranormal experiences are shared, and plenty of projects are plugged. If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. Please check out and support our special guest, Vincent St. Louis on social media: Facebook: @VincentStLouisWorks Twitter: @vstlouisworks tumblr: @VincentStLouisWorks And also check out his Haddonfield project, a series based in the town of the Halloween franchise, following the wake of serial killer Michael Myers and his impact on the people in the town. Facebook: @haddonfieldproject Twitter: @haddonfieldil Tumblr: @haddonfieldproject credit to www.bensound.com for "Creepy," the background music in the theme
1:55:59
October 31, 2017
5: Jive-O-Ween '17: Gobblin' Goblins Pt. 1
It's all spookiness and ghoulish banter in Part One of the Jive-O'-Ween '17 episode. The Turkeys welcome special guest Vincent St. Louis, aspiring author, and engage in verbal candy wars, pillow talk (literally), share their favorite horror movies, and Jason tells his original scary story (complete with sfx!). If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com. Please check out and support our special guest, Vincent St. Louis on social media: Facebook: @VincentStLouisWorks Twitter: @vstlouisworks tumblr: @VincentStLouisWorks And also check out his Haddonfield project, a series based in the town of the Halloween franchise, following the wake of serial killer Michael Myers and his impact on the people in the town. Facebook: @haddonfieldproject Twitter: @haddonfieldil Tumblr: @haddonfieldproject credit to www.bensound.com for "Creepy," the background music in the theme
1:28:51
October 26, 2017
4: Captain Nubs: Paraplegic Fighter for Justice
In this episode of Jive Turkeys, Tommy Wiseau impressions abound, the Boy/Girl Scouts debacle is discussed, guilty pleasure movies, Jason anwers where babies come from, Tyson calls Weinstein a scumbag, and Jacob cries at movies. Girl eating whole octopus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brpqkBqlLbs If you would like your questions answered on the show, leave us a message on the Jive Turkeys Facebook Group, tweet us at @JiveTurkeyPod, or email us at jiveturkeyspodcast@gmail.com.
1:42:33
October 20, 2017
3: Hemmed Beef Curtains
This episode of Jive Turkeys is a little salty and sweet; Ty rips gun control activists a new one and professes his newfound respect for Batman, Jason devises a plan to fight a gorilla, and Jacob impersonates Alex Jones for way too long.
1:57:42
October 14, 2017
2: Astroglide & Roll Tide!
In the second installment of Jive Turkeys, the crew talk about an Alabama man doing some down home spelunking, make sexual remarks about peanut butter, Jacob shares a personal problem and is roundly mocked for it, and play True HEADlines: The Game.
1:15:44
October 9, 2017
1: The Mystery of the Roof Sausage
In the premiere episode of Jive Turkeys, the boys are back in town! And with them they bring stories of a feathered Slayer fan, hurricane survival, post office drug mules, and the titular pork quandary.
1:14:41
October 9, 2017