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What the Hell is a Pastor?

What the Hell is a Pastor?

By What the Hell is a Pastor

Two current and former young pastors in small town ministry sit down each week to talk about the ups and downs of their jobs as they try to figure out what the hell it is they're supposed to be doing. Come for the behind-the-scenes look at ministry, stay for the theological asides.
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What the Hell is a Pastor?Aug 08, 2019

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Consequentialism, Deontology, and Virtue

Consequentialism, Deontology, and Virtue

In which Beth McKenney joins Ethan and Jo to explain three ethical theories (and a secret fourth option!) that could be applied to our conundrum in the episode, "K*ant" from February.

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Apr 15, 202459:30
The Work Your Soul Must Have

The Work Your Soul Must Have

In which Ian joins Jo to discuss their upcoming move to Albany, New York, and the trials and triumphs of re-entering the candidacy process.

You can read Ian's 2019 candidacy resignation letter here: https://um-insight.net/perspectives/something-new/

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Apr 11, 202457:26
Eclipse Hermeneutics

Eclipse Hermeneutics

In which Ethan and Jo discuss what Holy Week means to them and how people have interpreted eclipses in the past. (They also get into an argument about anthropocentrism, for those who are interested!)

You can look up how the April 8 eclipse is going to look in your area here: https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa/sperryville?iso=20240408

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Apr 01, 202401:06:01
Reading the Tea Leaves

Reading the Tea Leaves

In which Ian and Caleb join Ethan and Jo to talk about the work ahead of General Conference- Charlotte.

Here's that story about Adam Hamilton: https://um-insight.net/perspectives/an-open-letter-to-adam-hamilton/

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Mar 26, 202450:17
Doubt / The Ally

Doubt / The Ally

In which Jo talks about two shows she's seen recently.

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Mar 19, 202401:10:11
Minisode 165: Kairos Pie

Minisode 165: Kairos Pie

In which the pie is a lie.

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Mar 14, 202415:46
International Women's Day

International Women's Day

In which Ethan and Ian discuss ideas from some of their favorite women theologians.

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Mar 13, 202401:02:50
A Dramatic Example

A Dramatic Example

In which Ethan and Jo discuss a recent church leadership case study.

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Mar 07, 202434:32
My Body Can't Be My Enemy

My Body Can't Be My Enemy

In which Ethan and Jo reflect on being embodied during this first full week of Colon Cancer Awareness Month.

Hey, how's your colon? If you have no idea how to answer that question, check out this guide that Jo made for work at https://libguides.su.edu/colon-cancer-awareness

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Mar 04, 202454:08
Tillich Tales, Part 3

Tillich Tales, Part 3

In which Ethan and Nick continue their conversation about post-theism and Tillich, this time with more of God's absence!

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Feb 29, 202439:39
Tillich Tales, Part 2

Tillich Tales, Part 2

In which Ethan and Nick discuss wrestling for about 18 minutes, then switch to post-theism, Tillich, and more.

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Feb 26, 202445:58
Just a Regular METHodist pastor

Just a Regular METHodist pastor

In which Ethan and Jo discuss a fascinating case of pastoral malpractice.

You can read the story yourself here: https://people.com/connecticut-pastor-accused-selling-crystal-meth-out-of-church-s-rectory-8576519

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Feb 22, 202431:59
News Round Up, Part 2

News Round Up, Part 2

In which Spanks and the Dude refuse to talk about the He Gets Us ads.

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Feb 21, 202449:08
News Round Up, Part 1

News Round Up, Part 1

In which Ethan and Jo discuss a couple of news stories from around their world.

Want to read the GREAT news about Pioneers? That's here: https://indyweek.com/news/pioneers-durham-closing/

Want to read the NOT GREAT news about General Conference prep? That's here: https://www.umnews.org/en/news/concerns-mount-about-general-conference-prep

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Feb 19, 202436:55
Poet of the World

Poet of the World

In which Spanks Rebok and the Dude continue their discussion of how to answer a congregant's ethical question.

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Feb 15, 202446:54
K*nt

K*nt

In which Ethan and Jo talk about how to talk about ethics and the one secret philosopher that ethicist don't want you to know about.

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Feb 12, 202401:01:19
We Really Are Good (The Good Place Review, Part 2)

We Really Are Good (The Good Place Review, Part 2)

In which Spanks and the Dude continue their conversation about a truly fantastic show. Spoilers abound.

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Feb 08, 202438:41
To Be Human (The Good Place Review, Part 1)

To Be Human (The Good Place Review, Part 1)

In which Ethan and Jo discuss the truly fantastic show, The Good Place. Spoilers abound.

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Feb 05, 202458:45
Twenty-Five

Twenty-Five

In which Ethan and Jo discuss a report, which you can read here: https://www.churchleadership.com/leading-ideas/twenty-five-percent-of-churches-disaffiliated-from-the-united-methodist-church/

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Jan 29, 202443:13
Insecure and Unaware

Insecure and Unaware

In which Ethan and Jo discuss leadership, executives, pastoral care, and the standards we're held to.

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Jan 22, 202401:04:02
Minisode 164: Apophatic

Minisode 164: Apophatic

In which Spanks and the Dude discuss what we can't say for sure about God.

The book we're discussing is Specters of God by John D. Caputo.

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Jan 18, 202448:47
Generosity

Generosity

In which Ethan and Jo discuss a practical ministry concern.

The sermon Jo mentions is here: https://www.ajschonewolf.com/home/thankfulness

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Jan 16, 202401:17:25
Minisode 163: A Confessional Move

Minisode 163: A Confessional Move

In which Spanks Rebok and the Dude are joined by John Westley, to discuss emergence, chaos, sin, and irresistible grace.

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Jan 11, 202441:31
Speaking of Sin

Speaking of Sin

(Get your COVID and flu shots, friends! Protect yourself and the most vulnerable around you!)

In which Ethan, Ian, and Jo discuss what sin is, and what it means to be human.

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Jan 08, 202448:50
Successful, Powerful, Handsome, and Happy, Again

Successful, Powerful, Handsome, and Happy, Again

In which Ethan and Jo talk about Christian perfection.

Want to read A Plain Account of Christian Perfection? It's free online here.

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Jan 01, 202459:07
Not Consumed

Not Consumed

In which Ethan and Jo talk about the incarnation and how Jesus isn't a werewolf.

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Dec 25, 202301:17:19
Could Mary Have Said No?

Could Mary Have Said No?

In which Spanks and the Dude discuss the possibility of divine risk.

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Dec 21, 202343:01
Divine Woundedness

Divine Woundedness

It's some real love your enemies type sh!t.

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Dec 18, 202301:03:18
The Judicial Council Rides Again, Part 2

The Judicial Council Rides Again, Part 2

In which Ian joins Jo and Ethan to discuss GC 2024, SGC 2026, GC 2028, and what the UMC must do in order to remain united globally.

A compendium of links to help you understand what has transpired:

  • "Court Rules on General Conference Questions" from UM News: https://www.umnews.org/en/news/court-rules-on-general-conference-questions
  • "Church court reverses call for extra General Conference" from UM News: https://www.umnews.org/en/news/church-court-revisits-general-conference-ruling
  • "UMC bishops meet, request for 2025 General Conference among other decisions" from the Council of Bishops: https://www.unitedmethodistbishops.org/newsdetail/umc-bishops-meet-request-for-2026-general-conference-among-other-decisions-17416737
  • "Bishops call for General Conference in 2026" from UM News: https://www.umnews.org/en/news/bishops-call-for-general-conference-in-2026#
  • Judicial Council Decision Number 1472 from Resource UMC: https://www.resourceumc.org/en/churchwide/judicial-council/judicial-council-decision-home/judicial-decisions/judicial-council-decision-1472
  • Judicial Council Memorandum Number 1485 from Resource UMC: https://www.resourceumc.org/en/churchwide/judicial-council/judicial-council-decision-home/judicial-decisions/memorandum-1485

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Dec 14, 202344:21
The Judicial Council Rides Again, Part 1

The Judicial Council Rides Again, Part 1

In which Ian joins Ethan and Jo to talk about future general conferences.

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Dec 11, 202348:58
Be Great at Something (The Bear, Season 2 Review)

Be Great at Something (The Bear, Season 2 Review)

In which Ethan and Jo talk about The Bear, what it means to be from somewhere, the ahistorical fabrication of whiteness, and acting.

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Dec 07, 202301:03:53
Asbury's Table

Asbury's Table

In which Rev. Bonnie McCubbin joins Ethan and Jo to talk archives, history, camping ministries, self-promotion as a pastor, and grounding yourself in what you do.

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Dec 04, 202341:30
Chuck E. Cheese/No Shame

Chuck E. Cheese/No Shame

In which Pamela Dayton joins Jo to discuss free hugs, tear gas, her calling, refugee camps, her journey to seminary, antiracism, and how much she loves Jesus.

Pamela mentions Leroy Barber in this episode, as well as the book Exclusion and Embrace.

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Dec 04, 202358:60
Try for Better (Chuck E. Cheese/No Shame, Part 2)

Try for Better (Chuck E. Cheese/No Shame, Part 2)

In which Anananaphalaxis joins the Dude to discuss what to do when you f[udge] up.

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Nov 30, 202301:00:27
Flu, Thankfulness, and The Bear

Flu, Thankfulness, and The Bear

In which Ethan and Jo discuss recent events in their lives, Jo's Thanksgiving sermon, and the utterly fantastic TV show, The Bear (along with some pretty interesting ideas about identity, if we may say so ourselves).

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Nov 23, 202301:09:23
Nevermore (The Fall of the House of Usher Review)

Nevermore (The Fall of the House of Usher Review)

In which Ethan and Jo discuss the new Flanangan show, which Ethan really liked!

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Nov 20, 202301:11:47
Horror Spectacular 2!

Horror Spectacular 2!

In which AhnnaLise, CJ, and Drew join Jo to discuss Borderlands and Evil.

Want to watch us instead of just listening? Head to patreon.com/wthiap!

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Oct 30, 202301:23:02
Responsibility (Theological Requirements for Ministry, Reconsidered)

Responsibility (Theological Requirements for Ministry, Reconsidered)

In which Ethan and Jo talk about ordination, preaching, and what pastors have to believe.

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Oct 26, 202301:06:32
The Beauty of F--- (Dangerous Liberal Lady Preachers Cross-Post!)

The Beauty of F--- (Dangerous Liberal Lady Preachers Cross-Post!)

In which we share an episode from the Dangerous Liberal Lady Preachers podcast, "Praise to the Lord, the Almighty with Jo Schonewolf." Here's how they describe it:

"Content warning: This episode contains discussions of childhood sexual abuse and cancer, as well as a few more F-bombs than we normally drop.

Natalie chats with Jo Schonewolf, host of the podcast "What the Hell Is a Pastor?" Natalie and Jo talk about being a Christian in the '90s, the damage of purity culture, beating cancer, the new frontier of Christian podcasting, moving on after a toxic experience, and the complicated relationship pastors have with saying 4 letter words."

Oct 24, 202301:03:48
God's Love Split

God's Love Split

In which Paloma Holub and Mekhna George join Ethan and Jo to discuss their documentary, God's Love Split, disaffiliations in the UMC, and why these stories are important to tell.

Learn more about God's Love Split and how to schedule a screening at instagram.com/godslovesplit.

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Oct 23, 202301:03:28
Minisode 162: Be People Together

Minisode 162: Be People Together

In which Spanks and the Dude discuss how to think about communities.

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Oct 12, 202347:31
Free is Not Your Right to Choose

Free is Not Your Right to Choose

In which Ethan and Jo discuss recent interviews and when it's good to disobey the Discipline.

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Oct 10, 202301:04:51
The Only Choice, Part 2

The Only Choice, Part 2

In which Paige and Elizabeth join Jo to discuss what came after one particular wedding. Part 2 of 2.

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Oct 05, 202347:42
The Only Choice, Part 1

The Only Choice, Part 1

In which Paige and Elizabeth join Jo to talk about their ministry stories and one particular wedding. Part 1 of 2.

Learn more about Paige's current work here: https://www.faithinwomen.org/

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Oct 02, 202342:31
Minisode 161: The Blueprint Dives

Minisode 161: The Blueprint Dives

In which Ethan talks about next steps in his PhD journey, what he's reading, and some really cool thoughts from a dead Scotsman.

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Sep 28, 202347:28
Failing to Live Well With Each Other

Failing to Live Well With Each Other

In which Ian joins Ethan and Jo to discuss the complaint process in the United Methodist Church.

Want to hear our reflections on The Missing Stair? Click here.

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Sep 25, 202301:16:10
Minisode 160: Let People Tell the Truth

Minisode 160: Let People Tell the Truth

In which Spanks and the Dude envision what a ministry focused on story might look like.

You can get the book Ethan mentioned, The Sovereignty of Good by Iris Murdoch, at this link: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-sovereignty-of-good-iris-murdoch/8162328?ean=9780415253994. (If you do, we get some money, which is nice.)

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Sep 21, 202359:17
The Harvest and the Widow

The Harvest and the Widow

In which Ethan and Jo discuss the most effective way to heal the harm the church has done.

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Sep 18, 202301:08:57
Minisode 159: So Many Ways to Lose

Minisode 159: So Many Ways to Lose

In which Spanks and the Dude discuss the IRD, First Things, The Babylon Bee, what stops necessary conversations, and what we can do about it.

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Sep 14, 202301:03:17
More Than Appreciative

More Than Appreciative

In which Drew Ensz returns to the podcast to talk about the end of the complaint against him, what healing looks like in this moment, and what's required of us as leaders.

Listen to our previous conversation with Drew here: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-the-hell-is-a-pastor/episodes/The-Prototypical-Pastor-e1l3rhk

Books in this episode: Let This Radicalize You by Kelly Hayes and Mariame Kaba. (That's an affiliate link- if you use it, we'll get some money.)

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Sep 11, 202301:04:23