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Cauliflower Club: Dan’s tight shorts and England lose again
Cauliflower Club: Dan’s tight shorts and England lose again
This episode is for subscribers only. Joe and Dan Cole review England’s defeat to South Africa and Australia’s ridiculous comeback against Wales. They also pay tribute to Doddie Weir and discuss Wayne Barnes not getting his celebratory moment at Twickenham. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
46:30
November 28, 2022
About Dental Hygienists
About Dental Hygienists
Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ This week, Joe and Tom meet Katie, who is a dental hygienist. They learn that that they have been brushing their teeth wrong for years, that mouthwash doesn’t actually work, and that tooth fairy rates have gone up due to inflation. Joe also reveals that he keeps an ‘emergency raison’ tucked away in his mouth for when he gets really hungry… which is not recommended by dental hygienists.  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ 
01:16:48
November 27, 2022
Cauliflower Club: Should England have gone for the win?
Cauliflower Club: Should England have gone for the win?
Joe and Dan Cole review England’s draw with New Zealand and ask if Marcus Smith should have kept the ball in play. There’s a really good chat about Owen Farrell who “enjoys a wine more than ever”, some intel on Will Stuart’s really like and a couple of minutes about Pokemon Go. Something for everyone. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
52:44
November 21, 2022
About Snowboarders
About Snowboarders
Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Jamie Nicholls, an Olympic snowboarder pops in to talk about snurf, getting his boards waxed and why people used to think snowboarders were trash. There’s also a story about Joe blaming a fox for the time he shat himself, and an inspirational tale about how Haribo can help everyone achieve their dreams. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
01:07:09
November 20, 2022
Cauliflower Club: How it feels to lose a World Cup final
Cauliflower Club: How it feels to lose a World Cup final
This episode is for subscribers only. A hungover Joe tells Dan Cole all about his week with the Barbarians, they review the changing facilities at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium and tell us how it feels to lose a World Cup final. As for this weekend… Are New Zealand there for the taking mate? Joe and Dan think they are. Here’s a recipe for Bang Bang Cauliflower: https://www.olivemagazine.com/recipes/vegetarian/bang-bang-cauliflower/ Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
41:33
November 14, 2022
About Drag Queens
About Drag Queens
In this episode - Blu Hydrangea (Josh Cargill) tells us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about drag queens. There are tucking stories from Joe (who might be drunk) and a new queen called Gia Graphixxx is born. Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
01:12:38
November 13, 2022
Cauliflower Club: Defeats for England and Trixie Turnover
Cauliflower Club: Defeats for England and Trixie Turnover
This episode is for subscribers only. Joe and Dan Cole review England’s defeat to Argentina and Joe’s defeat to several drag queens in Queens for a Night on ITV. Here’s a recipe for a greek inspired cauliflower stew: https://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/cauliflower-recipes/greek-inspired-cauliflower-stew/ Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
46:28
November 07, 2022
About Coffee
About Coffee
Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Will, who knows pretty much everything there is to know about coffee, and who sometimes samples up to 500 different types in one day. He teaches us that coffee actually comes from cherries, what the difference between a flat white and a latte is, and that the most expensive coffee in the world involves a lot of faeces. Be warned in advanced, this episode contains lots of loud slurping, mainly from Joe. If you would like to sign up for a Pact coffee plan, visit https://www.pactcoffee.com and use the code CoffeewithJoe to get a discount and free V60 drip when you sign up to any new plan To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
01:03:57
November 06, 2022
About Words
About Words
This episode has been released early for subscribers. It will be available for everyone, for free, on Wednesday.  Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - Tom Read Wilson is here to tell us everything we’ve ever wanted to know about words. He’s one of our favourite people now as we cover portmanteaus, swear words, palindromes, emojis, accents and a Scrabble record in Northern Ireland. If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ
01:19:05
October 30, 2022
About Osteopaths
About Osteopaths
Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ Our guest this week is Ben, who came on the show to talk about his job as an an Osteopath. Instead, the conversation mostly consisted of a story about a headless chicken called Mike, giant hermaphrodite snails and other alternative treatments that are not in the remit of an Osteopath… Welcome to The Joe Marler Show, Ben. To find out more about Ben’s online platform, visit https://healthineedsomebody.co.uk or follow him on Instagram @health_i_need_somebody To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:13:35
October 23, 2022
About Dancers
About Dancers
In this episode, Joe tells us that he doesn’t like dancing, and then spends most of the time breaking out into a spontaneous dance. He has a long way to go before calling himself a professional, unlike our guest, Mark, who is currently performing in the West End production of Magic Mike Live. Joe and Tom learn all about the different styles of dance, how to do ‘a wave’ and what Channing Tatum is like in real life. To find out more about Magic Mike Live and book your tickets, click here: https://magicmikelondon.co.uk/?gclid=Cj0KCQjw166aBhDEARIsAMEyZh7j26BGIhENZTBERDYU29SnJT_WPWAjzI75fKPn8tmHYQd4hoCMxMIaArjpEALw_wcB Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:11:15
October 16, 2022
About Golfers
About Golfers
Tickets for our live tour are now on sale: https://www.tegeurope.com/events/the-joe-marler-show/ In this episode - actual professional golfer Andrew Beef Johnston is in the studio to talk about Tiger Woods, whether you should be able to play in a vest and golf courses where you can park your yacht. Beef has his own podcast. It’s called Beef’s Golf Club and you can listen to it here: https://podfollow.com/beefs-golf-club To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:06:52
October 09, 2022
About Ultra Runners
About Ultra Runners
Tickets for our live tour are now on sale! For London tickets, click here: https://premier.ticketek.co.uk/shows/show.aspx?sh=JMARLER23&V=PAL For Glasgow tickets, click here: https://premier.ticketek.co.uk/shows/show.aspx?sh=JMARLER23&V=GGL For Birmingham tickets, click here: https://premier.ticketek.co.uk/shows/show.aspx?sh=JMARLER23&V=GCB For Manchester tickets, click here: https://premier.ticketek.co.uk/shows/show.aspx?sh=JMARLER23&V=SHM For Bristol tickets, click here: https://premier.ticketek.co.uk/shows/show.aspx?sh=JMARLER23&V=STG In this episode - Tom Evans, a former British Army Captain, made his mark on the ultra-running world in 2017, when he came third in the 251km desert ultra Marathon des Sables (MdS). Despite entering on the back of a bet with a friend, his third-place finish was the best result any European had ever achieved in the history of the race. A year later he won a race that was 101km long. To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:19:19
October 02, 2022
About Wedding Planners
About Wedding Planners
We are gathered here today to listen to the podcast union of Joe Marler and Tom Fordyce. Also, their guest Hayley, who is a wedding planner! If anyone present knows of any lawful reason why you cannot tell stories about bad best man speeches, animals carrying the rings or underwater themed weddings, speak now or forever hold your peace. To follow Hayley on social media, search for @amae.events and for her website, go to https://www.amae-events.co.uk To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:10:17
September 26, 2022
About Black Holes
About Black Holes
In this episode, Joe and Tom meet Dr Becky Smethurst, an astrophysicist who specialises in black holes and blowing peoples minds with amazing facts about the universe. What is a supermassive black hole? How vast is the universe? And can we see into the past? Listen to find out...  To buy Dr Becky’s book ‘A Brief History of Black Holes’ click here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Brief-History-Black-Holes-everything/dp/1529086701  To subscribe to her YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/c/DrBecky To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:08:17
September 26, 2022
About Money
About Money
Is money actually worth anything? The answer to that question is not as simple as you might think. Luckily, our guest this week is Alice Tapper, who is a money expert, and she can help answer it. She offers fantastic financial advice and insights, at a time when our country is in a cost of living crisis. Sensible cost cutting exercises include cancelling your microwave insurance, and not buying 9 paddling pools…  To check out Alice’s financial resources and community, search for @gofundyourself on social media, or visit her website https://www.gofundyourself.co  To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:10:52
September 26, 2022
About Reality TV
About Reality TV
What is Reality TV? Tom had pretty much no idea, until he met our guest this week. Sam Thompson starred in Made In Chelsea for years, and essentially grew up on TV! In this episode, he gives us a peak behind the curtain about how the world of Reality TV actually works.  To follow Sam Thompson on Instagram and Tik Tok, search @samthompsonuk To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ  To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop 
01:10:09
September 26, 2022
About Bomb Disposal Technicians
About Bomb Disposal Technicians
How do you defuse a bomb? Chris has been doing it for 25 years, and we’ve wanted to get him on the show for ages, because he’s worked all over the world, seen it all, and saved thousands of lives. Hero. To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:04:44
August 28, 2022
About Museums
About Museums
How do museums work? What’s the point of them? How would Joe break into one? And do they even have insurance? Sarah, a listener, who is also a museum director, has come to see Joe and Tom to explain all. There’s also a lot of chat about Mr Bean’s first film. To subscribe to our YouTube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXirpWYSrufXH55GPfVjCQ To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:15:14
August 21, 2022
About Gangsters
About Gangsters
Stephen Gillen was a career criminal before turning his life around. He spent more than a decade in prison, some of it with Charles Bronson, and how he’s sat with Joe and Tom in their studio. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow
01:04:16
August 14, 2022
About Lifeguards
About Lifeguards
Want a story about Joe, a Danish couple and some stray dogs in Thailand? Well, this is the episode for you. It also includes Emma, a lifeguard, explaining why swimming caps are important, how ‘poonamis’ are dealt with, and how close to reality Baywatch really is. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:08:24
August 07, 2022
About Cheerleaders
About Cheerleaders
Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? It’s Will. A listener, who spent five years as a cheerleader, and is contemplating a comeback. Is cheerleading exactly what we think it is? Probably not. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:04:34
August 01, 2022
About Groundspeople
About Groundspeople
Meet groundskeeper Terry - a listener who knows when to pour water onto grass that’s too dry. He also knows about seeds, how to make golf greens faster, and he has a story about someone taking a dump in one of his holes. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:04:21
July 26, 2022
About Opticians
About Opticians
How do eyes work? Joe and Tom speak to listener Mark who is also an optician and ask some of the best and worst questions they’ve ever asked. All because glasses are cool now. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:17:01
July 18, 2022
About Artificial Intelligence
About Artificial Intelligence
Will robots take over the world? What’s the point in humans? And is a toaster just a toaster? Joe and Tom speak to Lydia, a research data scientist at the Alan Turing Institute, and she is way more intelligent than them. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:14:05
July 10, 2022
About Drainage Engineers
About Drainage Engineers
You know when the Queen goes to the toilet? Where does it go? That’s one of the questions Joe and Tom ask listener Warren who knows everything there is to know about drains. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:04:27
June 26, 2022
About TV Presenters
About TV Presenters
Joe and Tom meet a real presenter who knows what she’s doing. Laura Woods has been named Sports Presenter of the Year twice, she works at Sky Sports on the football and the darts, and presents TalkSPORT Breakfast. But can she teach Joe how to read out loud while someone talks in his ear? To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:09:04
June 21, 2022
Joe and Dan: One final fixture
Joe and Dan: One final fixture
Cauliflower Club is back! As Leicester Tigers prepare for the Premiership final Joe speaks to Daniel Richard Cole for one final pep talk. And the other DC calls in (briefly) from the England camp, but Joe has an evil theory as to why he’s there. Plus some chat about patios. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
27:55
June 16, 2022
About Magicians
About Magicians
In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a magician called Joel who attempts to work out Tom’s pin number. They chat mentalism, manipulation and the number of magic shops in Ireland - which is surprisingly few. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:16:53
June 13, 2022
About Tube Drivers
About Tube Drivers
In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to a tube driver called Sarah and ask all of the questions you’d expect them to ask. To get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sock To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:06:12
June 06, 2022
About Restaurant Critics
About Restaurant Critics
Joe and Tom speak to restaurant critic Jay Rayner to find out how you review your next lunch experience. Is the menu over-written? Do the staff make eye contact? And are they willing to serve ten Weetabix in one bowl? To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Jay's own podcast is called Out to Lunch, and you should also listen to that. It's really good.
01:08:57
May 24, 2022
About Drug Trafficking
About Drug Trafficking
Joe and Tom meet former ecstasy trafficker Shaun Attwood to talk about his extraordinary stories. Shaun is banned from America for life, and was facing 200 years in prison for his crimes. He tells us how he created his drugs empire, about his rivalry with Sammy “the Bull” Gravano, his dealings with the Mexican Mafia and why most of his “co-defendants” are now dead. To watch Shaun’s Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/user/derickatt To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
57:21
May 24, 2022
About Bouncers
About Bouncers
Joe and Tom speak to a bouncer called Paddy about life on the doors and “the funniest time anyone ever tried to stab me” - which is one of the greatest lines in the history of this podcast. How does he spot trouble? What are the rules with trainers? And can Coventry really be that bad? To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3qP2B2i On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershow To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:09:28
May 10, 2022
About Video Games
About Video Games
This episode has been released early for subscribers. It'll be available for free, for everyone, on Wednesday. Is it really about video games though? Or is it just us having a chat with listener Peter and absolutely loving him? Either way, here is this week's episode. It includes zombies, ninjas, a wombat and a synthesiser. So there's something for everyone. 
53:43
May 03, 2022
The Joe and Dan Rugby Show (Pilot Episode)
The Joe and Dan Rugby Show (Pilot Episode)
To buy tickets for our first ever live show - go to this link: https://gigst.rs/TJMS (tickets go on sale Friday at 10am). Be part of history. It’ll be the greatest night of our lives. Are we selling this enough? Meanwhile, in this episode, Joe and Dan Cole are back together for a potentially whole new show. If you like it, then we can do more of them too. It’s the first ever Joe and Dan Rugby Show. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
26:12
April 28, 2022
About Submariners
About Submariners
Joe and Tom meet a submariner called John. He regularly spends three months in a very small space under the sea, living without sunlight and sleeping in bunk beds, but is it anything like Vigil? What are they actually doing down there? And what are the masturbation protocols when you share a room with eight other people? To buy tickets for The Greatest Night of our Lives - go to this link and see the first ever LIVE Joe Marler Show: https://gigst.rs/TJMS (tickets go on sale Friday at 10am) To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
58:56
April 26, 2022
About Car Salespeople
About Car Salespeople
Joe and Tom meet a car salesman and most of their questions seem to come from watching Danny DeVito in Roald Dahl’s Matilda. There’s also a story about Lloyd getting offered sexual favours for a discount, and more than one dig at the Vauxhall Mokka. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:08:34
April 20, 2022
About Fashion
About Fashion
Joe and Tom meet fashion expert Bay Garnett who has met Kate Moss and been to all of the fashion weeks, but what does she think of Joe’s biceps? Plus there’s some chat about Tom’s expensive coat and Joe attempts to say Kuala Lumpur properly. It’s a great episode. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:11:43
April 11, 2022
About Funeral Directors
About Funeral Directors
Joe and Tom meet Fred the Funeral Director for a conversation about death, doves and Tina Turner. And Tom is taking notes because somehow he’s now in charge of organising Joe’s funeral. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:10:01
April 05, 2022
About Detectives
About Detectives
Mother of God. Joe and Tom meet a former detective for the inside story on manhunts, stakeouts, bent coppers, black rats and ‘fat bloke’. Neil Lancaster is our guest for one of our favourite ever episodes. To buy Neil’s latest book, go to https://www.amazon.co.uk/Blood-Tide-gripping-procedural-Thrillers-ebook/dp/B097XNMCRK To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:37:38
March 22, 2022
About Hotel Managers
About Hotel Managers
What are you allowed to steal from hotels? And what is the toughest stain to get out of bed sheets? Those are two of your questions for hotel manager Darren. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:13:10
March 15, 2022
About Refugees
About Refugees
What’s it like to be a refugee in Britain? Joe and Tom speak to Gulwali Passarlay who left Afghanistan when he was just 12 years old. His story is remarkable and unfortunately it does illustrate everything that’s right and wrong with the world. Please leave a nice review of this episode in your podcast app and we’ll make sure he sees them. Gulwali’s book is called The Lightless Sky: An Afghan Refugee Boy’s Journey of Escape To A New Life in Britain. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow  And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:06:19
March 08, 2022
About Sausages
About Sausages
What's your favourite sausage? What's really in them? And what did Rebecca Loos do to that pig? Joe and Tom speak to Olly Kohn from The Jolly Hog to find out. And yes, Olly used to play rugby with Joe. And no, we haven't run out of guests.
01:02:53
March 01, 2022
About Estate Agents
About Estate Agents
This week’s guest is an estate agent. His name is James and his worst viewing involves someone falling into a pond. He also found a used condom on a pensioner’s sofa once, and we find out that Joe sold a house with a real well, only to buy a new house with a fake well. To buy your bobble hat, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
53:46
February 22, 2022
About Songwriters
About Songwriters
Joe and Tom talk to a man who’s written some of the biggest pop songs of all time. He’s worked with the Spice Girls, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, and had six Christmas number ones, but he’s also one of the loveliest people we’ve ever met. His name is Biff Standard, he’s a songwriter, here to tell us what makes a hit. Oh and we have a favour to ask. If you have the Apple podcast app, or Spotify, we’d love you to give the show a five star review. And if you use Apple then feel free to write something nice about Biff, or any of our recent guests. It’s nice to share that sort of love.
54:35
February 14, 2022
About Pirates
About Pirates
Joe and Tom speak to Colin Freeman who was taken hostage by Somali pirates. His story is extraordinary, and so here is an extra long version just for subscribers. Grow the show. 
01:13:18
February 07, 2022
About Vets
About Vets
Is it easier to operate on a mouse or a horse? And what’s the least erotic image you can show to a dog? Our guest this week is a vet called Gareth Steel and those are two of the many questions we put to him. Gareth's new book is called 'Never Work With Animals' and it's really good. Search for it now if you want a copy. And to buy a show bobble hat, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:04:29
January 31, 2022
About Theme Park Designers
About Theme Park Designers
Joe and Tom meet a couple of theme park designers to ask about creating thrill rides for a living. Michelle and Andy are brilliant, but what's the fastest rollercoaster in the world? And how many naked people have ever ridden one at the same time?  What's the difference between a theme park and an amusement park? Who is the Elvis of rollercoasters? How much does Joe love the Gruffalo ride? And would you eat at MEAT or VEG? Find out in this episode. If you'd like to buy show merch, go to joemarler.co.uk/shop
01:07:43
January 25, 2022
About Cyclists
About Cyclists
Joe and Tom get chaffage tips from one of the greatest cyclists in the world. Geraint Thomas is a Tour de France winner, an Olympic gold medalist, and creator of the biggest cycling club in the world, but how does he go to the toilet while riding through France at high speed? And why does he eat so much rice? To listen to Geraint’s podcast, search for The Geraint Thomas Cycling Club. To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow And if you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Anyone who buys a bobble hat in January will go into the draw for signed England shirt. Good luck everyone.
59:38
January 18, 2022
About Sex Workers
About Sex Workers
Extra long for Spotify subscribers. From surgeons to sex workers in just seven days. Joe and Tom speak to Reed Amber about the sex industry, porn sets, OnlyFans and a whole heap of terms they've never heard of before. It's a good one. If you want to buy a bobble hat (or other merch) go to joemarler.co.uk/shop Anyone who buys a bobble hat in January will go into the draw for signed England shirt. Good luck everyone.
01:08:05
January 11, 2022
About Surgeons (Show Growers Version)
About Surgeons (Show Growers Version)
Happy New Year. Joe and Tom are refreshed after having December off, and their first guest is Surgeon Chris - who is also a listener! He’s really into the pelvis, and just loves getting his saw and hammer out on broken bones, but has he ever operated on anyone with a mortal shell stuck up them?
01:22:06
January 04, 2022
The Best Bits Episode (Part Two)
The Best Bits Episode (Part Two)
Just another teaser. These best bits episodes will always be free, but if you want everything else on the Show Growers feed then subscribe to get ad-free and longer versions of all future episodes. 
53:55
January 04, 2022
The Best Bits Episode (Part One)
The Best Bits Episode (Part One)
Some of our best bits, so you can decide whether you'd like to subscribe. Grow the show?
54:25
January 03, 2022