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Things People Do Show Growers FeedAug 28, 2022

About Newsnight: The producer of THAT Prince Andrew interview on how it all unfolded

About Newsnight: The producer of THAT Prince Andrew interview on how it all unfolded

It's a massive one this week, because our guest is Sam, a former producer of Newsnight who had a key role in orchestrating the most infamous TV interview of the century. She gives us her account of how that interview at Buckingham Palace unfolded, from getting access to Prince Andrew in the first place, to the aftermath of what proved to be an absolute disaster for the royals. Plus, she tells us about the Netflix film coming out which is based on her story, where she gets played by Billie Piper! We think you'll enjoy this one...

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Mar 25, 202401:15:19
The Show Growing Committee: Joe becoming a priest, sex toy merch and Bob the tortoise

The Show Growing Committee: Joe becoming a priest, sex toy merch and Bob the tortoise

Joe is back from the Six Nations! The chairman is joined by co-host Tom and producer Ryan to discuss how to make this shambles of a podcast a worldwide success. They talk about the idea of Joe being the celebrant for a listeners wedding, some x rated merch suggestions and the prospect of getting Daisy's mum on the show at last. Plus, we hear about the newest member of the Marler family, Bob the tortoise, and an update on getting a neon sign for the show. Spoiler, still no neon sign.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Mar 22, 202439:09
About Taxi Drivers: 'The Knowledge', drunk passengers and why you should never get an Uber

About Taxi Drivers: 'The Knowledge', drunk passengers and why you should never get an Uber

How do you remember every street in London off by heart? With great difficulty, according to Lee, who is a third generation black cab driver. Lee tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about taxi driving, including learning 'the knowledge', dealing with drunk passengers, and why Uber are the worst. There is also a very funny story about the time a couple asked to get frisky in the back of his cab...

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Mar 18, 202401:01:28
About Chimney Sweeps: 'The things you find up people's fireplaces'

About Chimney Sweeps: 'The things you find up people's fireplaces'

Our guest this is week is Josh, and he might actually be our favourite guest ever. Think modern day Dick Van Dyke, but way better. He tells us all about being a modern chimney sweep, including finding skeletons in the houses of parliament, being invited to random weddings because chimney sweeps are good luck, and a phenomenal story about the time he found some 'romantic' letters up a chimney, from a wife who was having an affair. This episode really has everything.

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Mar 11, 202401:06:10
Things People Did, with Kae Kurd: Next in Croydon, the greatest service stations and selling Angelina Jolie an iPhone

Things People Did, with Kae Kurd: Next in Croydon, the greatest service stations and selling Angelina Jolie an iPhone

This episode has been released a week early for our subscribers. We're back at the Clapham Grand for another episode of Things People Did, and our guest this week is comedian, Kae Kurd. In the episode you will hear a lot of chat about service stations, dodgy jobs in call centres / PPI claims, and about the time Angelina Jolie was asked to put in her email address to get a receipt. There is a great hack for getting a boxing day discount in Next. To find out more about Kae and his work, click here: https://kaekurd.com/

To listen to Kae's podcast 'Ain't Got A Clue', click here: https://podfollow.com/1578860248

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Mar 08, 202453:40
Classic: About Bodyguards

Classic: About Bodyguards

This is a classic episode, back from when we had no listeners and when Joe used to record the show from his car. Our guest this week is Kate, who is a professional bodyguard and tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about keeping celebrities alive.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Mar 08, 202439:12
About Crufts: Meet Maisie, champion of the worlds biggest dog show (who also pooed on her victory lap)

About Crufts: Meet Maisie, champion of the worlds biggest dog show (who also pooed on her victory lap)

It's Crufts week, and we are honoured to have the the 2020 champion, Maisie the Dachshund in the studio. Not only is Maisie a winner, but she became famous for being the first dog ever to do a poo during her victory lap. Her owner Kim, who owns a whopping 25 dogs, is here to tell us all about the secrets of Crufts and to recall their glorious victory. She also has massive headteacher vibes and puts Joe in his place as well... which is always nice.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Mar 04, 202458:04
Things People Did, with Fern Brady: Flower potions, stealing toothpaste from Boots and 'The Kinky Wrinkly'

Things People Did, with Fern Brady: Flower potions, stealing toothpaste from Boots and 'The Kinky Wrinkly'

Before her time as a comedian and award-winning writer, Fern Brady did a lot of weird jobs. She made flower potions at a psychic fair, worked in a sex shop that sold hilariously titled pornos, a bookies full of crying men and... well, Boots. We're live, back at The Clapham Grand to delve into all of that, as well partake in some lengthy discussions about magic mushrooms and 'poophoria'. Strap in...

To order a copy of Fern's book, 'Strong Female Character', click here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/strong-female-character/fern-brady/9781914240478

To buy tickets to her live tour, click here: https://fernbradycomedian.com/

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Mar 01, 202445:42
About Painter Decorators: Elephant breath, fifty shades of white and 'the begrudged husband'

About Painter Decorators: Elephant breath, fifty shades of white and 'the begrudged husband'

This week, our guest is Ruth, a professional decorator who rocks a pair of pink overalls and loves inspecting the paintwork in nightclub toilets! In this episode, we discover why there is more to the job than 'slapping a bit of paint on the walls' (Joe's words), why there are so many different shades of white, and how to actually wallpaper a wall. There is also a lot of talk about elephant breath, among other weirdly named colours.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

Music courtesy of BMG Production Music

Feb 26, 202401:07:07
Classic: About Opera Singers

Classic: About Opera Singers

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners. Today, Joe and Tom meet opera singer Rob Murray to chat Pavarotti, how you sing from your balls and why the Sydney Opera House isn't all that. Plus there's some world class singing (from Rob) and a story about Frank Bruno.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Feb 23, 202448:52
About The Tower of London: Guarding the Crown Jewels, ghosts and ravens stealing crisps from kids

About The Tower of London: Guarding the Crown Jewels, ghosts and ravens stealing crisps from kids

Our guest today is Ross, who is a Warden at The Tower of London. This episode is nothing short of a fascinating (and absolutely bonkers) history lesson that involves elephants drinking wine, Anne Boleyn's ghost, William the Bastard aka Conqueror, and a bloke called Colonel Blood who tried to steal the Crown Jewels and ended up being the King's best mate. Plus, we learn what is the actual point of a Beefeater.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform

To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Feb 19, 202401:08:21
About Hostage Negotiators: How to remain calm when faced with terrorists and kidnappers

About Hostage Negotiators: How to remain calm when faced with terrorists and kidnappers

Who would you call if your family member was being held hostage, and their kidnappers were demanding 50 million pounds in exchange for their safe return? We'd recommend Scott, who is a professional hostage negotiator, and probably the calmest man we've ever met. He talks about the art of persuasion, negotiation and keeping your cool in extremely high pressured situations. There are some mind boggling stats and stories in this one, enjoy.

To order a copy of Scott's book, 'Order Out of Chaos', click here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/order-out-of-chaos/scott-walker/9780349434988

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Feb 12, 202401:00:48
Classic: About Car Salespeople

Classic: About Car Salespeople

This is a classic episode from back when we had no listeners. Joe and Tom meet car salesman Lloyd this week, and most of their questions seem to come from watching Danny DeVito in Roald Dahl’s Matilda. There’s also a story about Lloyd getting offered sexual favours for a discount, and more than one dig at the Vauxhall Mokka.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Feb 09, 202445:27
Things People Did, with Jen Brister: Homebase, data entry and selling fancy cakes

Things People Did, with Jen Brister: Homebase, data entry and selling fancy cakes

This episode has been released a week early for subscribers. We're back at The Clapham Grand, and this time our guest is the excellent Jen Brister. Jen has done a lot of jobs, and 99% of them have been 'mind numbingly boring'... or, ideal for Things People Did, whichever way you look at it. Data entry, call centres, Homebase, working in a plastic factory - we've got it all covered in this podcast. Go and check out Jen's most recent comedy special 'The Optimist', by clicking here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/JenIN

To listen to her podcast 'Memory Lane', click here: https://podfollow.com/1525239847

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform

To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

Music courtesy of BMG Production Music

Feb 09, 202454:42
About Celebrity Stylists: Red carpet meltdowns, Lady Gaga's meat dress and how to be more fashionable

About Celebrity Stylists: Red carpet meltdowns, Lady Gaga's meat dress and how to be more fashionable

Ever wondered why Brad Pitt always looks good? How much celebrities spend on their red carpet outfits? Why Lady Gaga once wore a dress made just of meat? Well, our guest this week is Krishan, who is a celebrity stylist and can answer all those questions. He also gives Joe and Tom a damning review of their fashion choices... about time someone did, really.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform

To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo

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To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Feb 05, 202401:02:51
Things People Did, with Mike Bubbins: Tesco checkouts, competitive PE teacher and a world class Elvis

Things People Did, with Mike Bubbins: Tesco checkouts, competitive PE teacher and a world class Elvis

This episode has been released a week early for subscribers. We're back at the Clapham Grand with another live episode of Things People Did. Our guest this week is comedian, podcast legend and a man with the finest sideburns around... it's Mike Bubbins! He tells us all about working on the checkouts before barcodes were invented, driving a van illegally in Toronto, and the time he broke a students leg while he was a PE Teacher (which was an accident of course). Add in a free packet of Welsh-cakes and a world class Elvis impression, and you've got yourself an excellent episode. Enjoy.

To listen to Mike's podcast, The Socially Distant Sports Bar, click here: https://podfollow.com/the-socially-distant-sports-bar

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Jan 26, 202448:02
About Window Cleaners: Meet Terry Turbo, the fastest man in the world (on glass)

About Window Cleaners: Meet Terry Turbo, the fastest man in the world (on glass)

Have you ever thought to yourself, I wonder who the Usain Bolt of window cleaning is? Of course you have... Well, meet Terry Turbo, the fastest window cleaner in the world. Yes, we're being serious. Terry has broken his own world record 9 times, and is attempting it again this coming March. There is a lot of chat about squeegees in this episode, and Joe tries to work out how long it would take for Terry to clean the Burj Khalifa.

We're at the Clapham Grand with Things People Did every month, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

To find out more about Terry, visit his website: http://www.fastestwindowcleaner.com/

If you would like to be a guest on the show, click here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform

To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

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Send us your ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom to joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

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Jan 24, 202457:03
About Survival: How to stay alive when stranded on a desert island

About Survival: How to stay alive when stranded on a desert island

What is the first thing you would do if you were marooned on a desert island? With no possessions, food or shelter? A scary thought for your average human, but not for this week's guest. Meet Tom, who is an expert in wilderness bushcraft and all things survival. He knows exactly what to do in every perilous situation, and is here to share his knowledge with Joe and Tom, so they don't have to resort to eating each other. They talk about making fire, pirates and a spider that gives you a 24 hour erection when it bites you... so basically covering all bases.

To find out more about Tom and his excellent castaway experiences on offer, click here: https://www.desertislandsurvival.com/

To come and watch Things People Did at The Clapham Grand, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

On Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledo

To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo

To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok

Music courtesy of BMG Production Music

Jan 22, 202401:06:00
The Show Growing Committee: Billboards, squirrel photographers and a power hungry producer

The Show Growing Committee: Billboards, squirrel photographers and a power hungry producer

This episode has been released a week early for subscribers. The show growing committee meet for the first time in 2024 to discuss the year of podcast domination ahead. It's slow progress, as Joe once again bemoans the lack of a neon sign for the show, and he's starting to worry that producer Ryan is letting power go to his head. There is however some good news as well - billboard in Leicester Square anyone? Joe and Tom go through some excellent guest applications for the show, and we have some excellent suggestions from our patrons. There is also talk of a 2024 UK tour... in a camper van.

We want ideas for the show, and questions for Joe and Tom! Email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk

To come and watch Things People Did at The Clapham Grand, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

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Jan 19, 202437:32
About Film Extras: Meet the woman who has featured in over 2000 movies and show

About Film Extras: Meet the woman who has featured in over 2000 movies and show

We have an incredible guest this week. Meet Jill, who has been in over 2000 films, in a career spanning 60 years. James Bond, Carry On films, The Muppets, Indiana Jones, the first ever episode of Eastenders... you name it, she's been in it. She tells us all about the life of an extra, who the biggest divas are that she's encountered, and a David Bowie story that will blow your mind.

To watch an award-winning film all about Jill, click here: https://mubi.com/en/gb/films/jill-uncredited

To come and watch Things People Did at The Clapham Grand, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopod

To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xR

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To become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledo

To grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok 

Music courtesy of BMG Production Music

Jan 15, 202455:56
About Playground Designers: Being a big kid for a living - the best job in the world?

About Playground Designers: Being a big kid for a living - the best job in the world?

Our guest this week is Chris, and he may just have the best job in the world. Chris designs, tests and inspects playgrounds... which means he basically gets to be a kid for a living. In this episode, he tells us about the craziest designs he's ever seen, some absolute death trap playing equipment, and the about the time he got attacked by goats whilst inspecting a climbing frame. They also design Joe and Tom's dream playground... which is definitely not suitable for children. You'll see why.

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

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Jan 08, 202401:03:11
Things People Did, with Lloyd Griffith: Working in Pizza Hut, smuggling satellites, and power washing bird poo

Things People Did, with Lloyd Griffith: Working in Pizza Hut, smuggling satellites, and power washing bird poo

This episode has been released a week early for subscribers! Come and see us on the 16th January for our next live show of Things People Did, tickets only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

We are back at The Clapham Grand with another live episode of Things People Did. Our guest this time is comedian (and classical singer) Lloyd Griffith! Lloyd has many talents, including perfectly spacing the pepperoni on a Pizza Hut pizza, smuggling satellites into DR Congo (and almost getting kidnapped) and power washing bird poo off of thousands of seats at Grimsby's stadium. He also gets the whole Clapham Grand on their feet with a rendition of Jerusalem... you don't want to miss this one.

You should go and see Lloyd live at his next tour 'Baroque and Roll', tickets here: https://lloydgriffith.com/#live

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Jan 05, 202451:21
About Beekeepers: Thousands of stings, electing the Queen and David Beckham's unrealistic hives

About Beekeepers: Thousands of stings, electing the Queen and David Beckham's unrealistic hives

Happy New Year to you all, we hope you had a wonderful festive period, full of fun and Valencia ice lollies... we know Joe did. We kick off 2024 with a belter, where we are joined by Emma the Beekeeper! Emma has flown over from Northern Ireland to tell us about every different type of bee, how they elect a queen and the many times she has been stung in the face. She also tells us about a giant bee nightclub in the sky, and why David Beckhams hives aren't very realistic... it's a fascinating chat.To follow Emma on Tik Tok, click here: https://www.tiktok.com/@missbeehaven123To visit her online shop, click here: https://www.beehavenbodycare.co.ukCome and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/thingspeopledopodTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/thingspeopledoTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledoTo grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and TiktokMusic courtesy of BMG Production Music

Jan 01, 202401:00:57
The Marlie Awards

The Marlie Awards

Welcome to the The Marlie Awards, our first ever red carpet event, celebrating the best in class from 2023. Sit back and enjoy some of our favourite moments from an absolutely stellar year. See you in 2024!

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Dec 27, 202352:17
Classic: About Tattoo Artists

Classic: About Tattoo Artists

Every week we bring you a classic episode, from back when we had no listeners. This time, Joe (aka Fish, apparently) and Tom meet a tattoo artist and ask her everything they’ve ever wanted to know about tattoos.

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Dec 21, 202341:26
About Father Christmas: The secrets of being a professional Santa

About Father Christmas: The secrets of being a professional Santa

Ho ho ho, merry Christmas! Actually we should just say merry Christmas, as apparently the real Santa doesn't say ho ho ho. We learn this (and many other secrets of the trade) from Mike, who is a professional Father Christmas. Yes, that is his real job all year round, as he takes bookings in January, and there is a Santa convention that happens in June. Luckily, most Santa's get to take Christmas day off. Warning, don't listen to this episode if you are around young children, as we don't want to ruin Christmas for anyone!

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

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Dec 13, 202352:37
About Rebranding: A new era for the show begins

About Rebranding: A new era for the show begins

This episode has been released a week early for subscribers only. We'll be making an exciting announcement to the wider world on the 20th December. As you heard last week from Jonny the marketing expert, the branding of our show could do with a bit of a make over. We've also been dong a bit of work behind the scenes while Joe has been away at the rugby world cup, and we've now got the tools we need to #GrowTheShow. It's been a hell of a three years, but it's now time to take it to the next level... and we want you guys to come on the journey with us and help us do it.


In this episode, you're going to hear about our plans for 2024! We have a new name, some new artwork (which you'll see in the coming weeks), and from January we'll be bringing you an extra Friday episode as well. Joe, Tom and Producer Ryan are bringing the Show Growing Committee back to tell you all about it, so sit back and enjoy, and make sure you tell a friend about the podcast this Christmas. Actually, just tell all your friends...


Oh, and there will be a fun Christmas episode for you to enjoy on Wednesday.


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Dec 11, 202339:03
Classic: About Being Homeless

Classic: About Being Homeless

Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. Here, Joe and Tom meet Paddy who lived on the streets of Birmingham for 5 years. He’s one of the most extraordinary people they’ll ever meet and he’ll make you think again about homeless people.

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Dec 09, 202336:31
About Marketing: How to promote yourself and the greatest adverts of all time

About Marketing: How to promote yourself and the greatest adverts of all time

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

Our guest this week is Jonny, who is an expert in marketing. Joe and Tom ask him lots of silly questions about adverts (anyone remember the Umbongo song?) and he gives us a very honest assessment about the marketing of this podcast... turns out we aren't ready to become a viral sensation just yet.

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Dec 04, 202301:03:26
JMS Classic: About Cheesemongers

JMS Classic: About Cheesemongers

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Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This week, Joe and Tom meet a cheesemonger, eat six cheeses and potentially get gout. Learn all about the Great Cheese War of 1766, Sardinian maggots and how many goats is a lot of goats.

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Dec 02, 202348:29
About Mortuaries: What happens to our bodies when we die?

About Mortuaries: What happens to our bodies when we die?

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This week we meet Lee, who is an APT in a mortuary. There are some very serious parts to this episode, as well as some very funny parts, all of which delve into the inspiring work that Lee and his team do. What are the strangest things he has ever found in a dead body? How exactly do post-mortems work? How does he cope with some of the horrific things he sees? You'll find out.

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Nov 27, 202301:02:31
JMS Classic: About Astronauts

JMS Classic: About Astronauts

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Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Tim Peake and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about astronauts.

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Nov 25, 202344:42
Things People Did, with Joel Dommett: Riding cows, being a security guard, and shooting a sex scene with Sienna Miller

Things People Did, with Joel Dommett: Riding cows, being a security guard, and shooting a sex scene with Sienna Miller

This is another episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians about the jobs they used to do before they became famous! We have a big time guest today who is on more TV shows than he can count... sometimes at the same time, it's Joel Dommett! However, before he found success, he did a stint at virgin megastore as a makeshift security guard, worked in his dad's cheese shop and tried his luck as an actor, where he once had to film a sex scene with Sienna Miller. We also talk about the Masked Singer, I'm A Celeb and put together a bonkers CV for Joel to take home.

We will be recording episodes of Things People Did at The Clapham Grand every month next year, come along and get involved! Ticket's only £15 here: : https://linktr.ee/jmstickets

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Nov 24, 202354:57
About Feet: Fetishes, fungus and 30 year old 'ram's horn' toenails

About Feet: Fetishes, fungus and 30 year old 'ram's horn' toenails

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

Warning, this episode may make you heave if you're not into disgusting stuff. Amber is a foot health specialist, who spends her days dealing with ingrowing toenails, bunions and verrucas. She also once dealt with some toenails that hadn't been cut in 30 years... As well as the gross stuff, we rate Joe and Tom's feet, and debate how much money Joe could get for pictures of his on OnlyFans. Might as well give it a go?

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Nov 20, 202301:09:07
JMS Classic: About Psychopaths

JMS Classic: About Psychopaths

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dr Mark Freestone and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about psychopaths.

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Nov 18, 202347:04
About Ecologists: Bat detectors, counting newts and protecting the environment

About Ecologists: Bat detectors, counting newts and protecting the environment

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

Our guest this week is Gav, he's an ecologist, and he has spent most of his career smelling otter poo, counting newts and conducting bat surveys. In this episode, we learn why that is such important work, and about how we can all do simple things to help protect the environment around us. We also learn that Joe has a talent for identifying insects just by the sound they make underground...who knew?

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Nov 13, 202359:45
JMS Classic: About Historians

JMS Classic: About Historians

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Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dan Snow who knows everything about everything. It's one of our favourite episodes and covers Roman emperors, King Wladyslaw, Tutankhamun’s underpants and Henry VIII.

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Nov 11, 202343:56
About Joe Wilkinson: Bouncy castles, toy shops and a lifeguard that can't swim

About Joe Wilkinson: Bouncy castles, toy shops and a lifeguard that can't swim

Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on January 16th for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686

We're live at The Clapham Grand this week, and we've got something exciting up our sleeve. This is the first episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians and celebrities about the weird and wonderful jobs they used to do before they became famous. The best part is, we're going to be doing this every month live at The Clapham Grand in front of an audience, and you're invited to come and join in! We're kicking things off with a belter... it's Joe Wilkinson! Before he was a comedian, podcaster and actor, it turns out he used to blow up bouncy castles (but never tethered them), he used to work in a calendar factory, a toy shop and as a lifeguard... even though he can't swim. It's bonkers and hilarious in equal measure, as you'd expect.

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Nov 07, 202345:06
About The Rugby World Cup: Swimming pool antics, Faf de Klerk and the greatest header of all time

About The Rugby World Cup: Swimming pool antics, Faf de Klerk and the greatest header of all time

Joe has returned from The Rugby World Cup in France, so he's here to tell Tom, and the rest of us, about all of the big moments...

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Nov 03, 202333:34
About Germs: Could a virus wipe out humanity?

About Germs: Could a virus wipe out humanity?

Some of the facts you will hear in this episode about germs will likely blow your mind. You may not even understand it all... we're not sure Joe did. But what we can tell you is that there is talk of zombie ants, the amount of bacteria on a nightclub carpet, viruses and if they could wipe out humanity, and a study on Belgian faeces which is quite frankly, ridiculous.

Dr Jonathan Kennedy is our expert this week, and you can buy his book 'Pathogenesis' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/pathogenesis/jonathan-kennedy//9781911709053

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Oct 30, 202352:12
About Masseuses: Awkward patients, inflicting pain and working with Lance Armstrong

About Masseuses: Awkward patients, inflicting pain and working with Lance Armstrong

We are at the Clapham Grand next week, come and see our live show! (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331

What do you do when a patient farts? Do you secretly enjoy inflicting pain? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on the table mid massage? These are some of the questions Joe wanted to ask our guest today, who is a masseuse. Emma has treated thousand of patients over the years including multiple high profile athletes, and our very own Tom Fordyce. She tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about giving massages, and she also shares her incredible story from previously working with Lance Armstrong.

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Oct 23, 202301:08:01
About Whisky: How to become an expert

About Whisky: How to become an expert

We're cracking open the Whisky in this episode (literally)... or is it spelled Whiskey? Well apparently that depends where it's made. Turns out we don't no much about whisky, so we brought in an expert to teach us all about it. Joe also drinks some of the samples way too quickly, so this one could go anywhere. Enjoy.

Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331

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Oct 16, 202301:08:37
About Cleaners: All the secret hacks you need to sort your house out

About Cleaners: All the secret hacks you need to sort your house out

What is the cleaning product that sorts out pretty much any stain? Is there an etiquette when snooping through people's wardrobes? Which is undisputedly the best hoover brand? We discuss all these important questions this week with our guest Natalie, who is a professional cleaner. There is also a controversial debate on how to correctly stack a dishwasher, and a very funny story involving some knickers being found in a church.

Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331

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Oct 09, 202301:04:26
About Lifeboat Volunteers: Father and daughter saving lives for the RNLI

About Lifeboat Volunteers: Father and daughter saving lives for the RNLI

We have not one, but two guests on the show this week! John and Lily are father and daughter, who both selflessly give up their lives to volunteer for the RNLI. They are constantly on call to answer their pagers (yes, they still exist in 2023), suit up and head out to sea to rescue people on lifeboats... sometimes mid-roast dinner, which comes with its own roast potato related dilemmas. They rescue people from place crashes, sinking yachts and many other dangerous situations. The passion they have for lifeboats is infectious, and the passion John has for crocs footwear is something else entirely...

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Oct 02, 202301:08:24
About Geowizard: The adventurer who crossed Wales in a straight line

About Geowizard: The adventurer who crossed Wales in a straight line

Our guest today is a YouTuber who goes by the name Geowizard. His actual name is Tom, and he is very similar to our Tom, except that he is even better at geography, he lives a life of crazy adventures and he is one of the best in the world at the game 'Geoguessr'. He tells us about the time he nearly died in a peat bog, how he got arrested in Scotland during lockdown, and how he has successfully crossed Wales in a straight line on his fourth attempt... yes, that is as bonkers as it sounds. This one will inspire you to get more adventurous, enjoy.

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Sep 25, 202301:04:30
About Traffic Wardens: Britain’s most hated profession, and the nicest man we’ve ever met

About Traffic Wardens: Britain’s most hated profession, and the nicest man we’ve ever met

“I don’t like it, I love it” - those are the words of Edward, who we now love. He’s here to tell us why parking tickets is a billion pound industry, about the horrendous abuse he gets every day, the emotions of getting booked and why it’s always easier to just pay. Joe reveals he gets four parking tickets every month, and Tom declares our guest to be one of the most inspirational on earth. 


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Sep 17, 202301:01:05
About Competitive Eaters: Meet the female UK no.1 who holds 28 Guinness World Records

About Competitive Eaters: Meet the female UK no.1 who holds 28 Guinness World Records

What is the record for the fastest time to eat a Terry's chocolate orange? The most hotdogs swallowed in one minute? The fastest time to eat three pickled eggs? You're about to find out, because our guest this week is Leah Shutkever, who is the UK's no.1 female competitive eater, and she holds these records and many many more. In this episode, Joe attempts to break her chocolate orange record, and tries to set a new world record for the most Valencia Ice Lollies eaten in one minute. There is also a great story about a watercress festival.

To follow Leah on Instagram, click here: https://www.instagram.com/shutkeverofficial/?hl=en

For her Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0dlQ2xYj2kw7BiE1HAygLw

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Sep 11, 202301:14:45
About Mayors: Andy Burnham on Greater Manchester, expensive trains, and 'the' Joy Division

About Mayors: Andy Burnham on Greater Manchester, expensive trains, and 'the' Joy Division

What does a mayor actually do apart from wear medallions and cut ribbons? Well, when we were in Manchester for the tour, we met up with Andy Burnham, the mayor of Greater Manchester, and it turns out he doesn't actually do either of those things. In this episode, we discuss how to make changes in a city, why it costs more to get the train to Manchester from London than to fly, and what Joe would do as the mayor of Heathfield. There is also a lot of music chat, and Joe offends Andy by calling one of Manchesters most iconic bands 'the Joy Division'.

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Sep 04, 202352:59
Summer Best Bits: Part Two

Summer Best Bits: Part Two

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331

In this episode, you'll hear some more of our favourite moments from the year so far. As ever, we're answering some of the hard hitting questions, like what Boris Johnson is like in real life? What does the term 'smurfing' mean on construction sites? What are the different love languages? How do you inseminate a cow? And why can't you take ice cubes through airport security? If you enjoy this episode, why not share some of the best moments with your friends and grow the show? You know you want to...

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Aug 28, 202359:20
Summer Best Bits: Part One

Summer Best Bits: Part One

Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331

Whilst Joe is away with England preparing for the World Cup, we thought it would be a great time to have a look at back at some of the best bits from the year so far. Where else would you get to listen to chat about parallel parking, digging up skeletons, the coronation of King Charles III and the etiquette of defecating in a Pringle pot all in one place? While you're at it, why not share some of the best moments with your friends and grow the show? You know you want to...

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Aug 27, 202356:36