Joey Hates Movies
By Joey Thimian
Joey dosen't like movies. But he also hasn't seen many. Basically none. Coral and Nick are tasked with assigning Joey one movie per episode to watch, in an attempt to get him to maybe, actually, like movies. We hope.
Joey Hates MoviesMay 26, 2020
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41:16
Joey Hates UP
Joey has seen many Pixar movies, but UP is one that, up until now (pardon the pun) has escaped him. Will he like it?
May 26, 202041:16
Joey Hates Hott Fuzz
One of Nick's favorite movies, but can Joey really feel the same? Does he even do comedy?
May 26, 202057:04
Joey Hates Parasite
2019 Oscar Best Picture winner Parasite! Better than the Greenbook? As we continue out Best Picture tradition on the show the crew takes a swing at this Korean icon.
May 26, 202001:23:31
Joey Hates Crank
Let's turn UP THE VOLTAGE AND GO FULL BOAR.
May 26, 202044:47
Joey Hates Black Christmas
Happy holidays! (Well at least for the patrons who got this episode on Christmas, to everyone else, happy 2020!)
We dive back into horror, but this time with a Christmas twist as Coral tries to see if Joey will like Black Christmas! Remember to look in the attic!
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We dive back into horror, but this time with a Christmas twist as Coral tries to see if Joey will like Black Christmas! Remember to look in the attic!
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Jan 16, 202001:00:51
Joey Hates Blade Runner
Joey loves Black Mirror. Does Joey love Blade Runner? Nick thinks he might, but let's find out as we get into future Los Angeles and try to keep our eyeballs in our heads!
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Jan 16, 202058:57
Joey Hates Clueless
Like, I know sometimes we can act like total valley girls. We do quite literally live in the valley. Clueless will take us to a time in LA history that we never really got to experience, the 90's. Will we enjoy our time at the mall, or will Joey want to take the 405 outta here?
Jan 16, 202054:33
Joey Hates The Virgin Suicides
It's Coral's turn to pick, and she picked something no where close to the other movies we've covered in Virgin Suicides. Will Joey be able to appreciate and understand the girls? Will, well, anyone?
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Nov 23, 201955:29
Joey Hates Hereditary
Joey doesn't just hate movies, Joey hates horror movies. This one was hard for him to build up the courage to start, but did Hereditary change his mind on the genre?
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Nov 08, 201901:07:53
Joey Hates Airplane!
Patreon asked for Airplane!, a lot. So here we are putting on our in flight seat belts and getting down with them BIG LAUGHS. Or are they big laughs? Or are they dated laughs? How does Joey and co. think Airplane holds up? As we all know our crew is nothing but masters of comedy.
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Oct 25, 201938:24
Joey Hates Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Okay, maybe Joey doesn't hate this movie. He claims to LOVE QT. That's quentin tarantino. The crew saw this movie together, at the dome (the movie theater in the movie) and had quite the experience. Let them recap it for you, and see how Joey feel's about QT's 9th film.
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Oct 18, 201901:01:43
Joey Hates The General
Black and white? And what's that, NO WORDS? Shit. This will probably really, really trigger Joey. I guess it is cool that this silent film is aval for viewing on YouTube, because it's that old. Join Joey Coral and Nick as they go back to Film 102 with this quiet classic.
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Oct 18, 201938:48
Joey Hates Persona
A podcast with just as many actors as the source film, Nick picked PERSONA for us to watch this week. And not the persona video games, but the black and white movie. Boy does Joey not like black and white movies. Or things with subtitles.
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Sep 09, 201956:21
Joey Hates Evangelion
Fly me to the moon, and watch me sail among the podcasts. This week we shake up the JHM formula and look at some anime with special guest Brooklyn.
NGE is one of Nick and Brooklyn's favorite things, ever. Will Joey feel the same?
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NGE is one of Nick and Brooklyn's favorite things, ever. Will Joey feel the same?
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Aug 30, 201901:27:52
Joey Hates Memento
Don't listen to this podcast backwards, or out of order. Or maybe you should, because we're twisting time and fading into black and white as we look at Memento. Because YOU ON PATREON SUGGESTED THIS. Thanks?
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Aug 03, 201950:20
Joey Hates Fargo
Don't cha know how much we love doin' da north eastern accent ya hear? You fuckin' betcha.
This episode we jump into the classic 1996 Choen Bro's film FARGO! Not the three FX tv series that Joey loves. But the movie. Which he might love? Or Hate?
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This episode we jump into the classic 1996 Choen Bro's film FARGO! Not the three FX tv series that Joey loves. But the movie. Which he might love? Or Hate?
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Jul 01, 201901:09:20
Joey Hates Green Book
"Yeah we'll do an episode on whatever wins best picture..." -- Emmy winning Best Picture of 2018, The Greenbook. Why, oh why, did we agree to this.
Let's take a trip down south and talk about systemic racism! That sounds like fun, right?
Let's take a trip down south and talk about systemic racism! That sounds like fun, right?
Apr 22, 201901:12:39
Joey Hates Collateral
Buckle on up and hop in my cab. The CG crew is going to take you from the 118 to the 405 to the 10 and all the way down to heart pumping down town LA. Remember to buckle up. This week is Nick's pick for Joey as we visit 2004 Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise in Collaeral!
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Apr 16, 201901:04:46
Joey Hates Se7en
Pride, greed, envy, lust, sloth, gluttony, and the other one I forget. Coral recommends Joey watches Se7en-- and he may finally understand all those damn BOX references that have flown over his head.
Apr 16, 201901:21:45
Joey Hates The Matrix
Joey jacks in and takes the red pill as our patreon fans suggested The Matrix for this edition of Joey Hates Movies. Will Keanu, green numbers, and bullet time make the crew enjoy this Classic? Maybe. Do we even want to take the red pill anymore? That subreddit tho.
Apr 16, 201901:28:52
Joey Hates The Thing
Nick's first recommendation is horror classic- John Carpenter's The Thing.
Maybe Joey will get assimilated into enjoying the film?
Maybe Joey will get assimilated into enjoying the film?
Feb 01, 201901:09:01
Joey Hates Jurassic Park
Episode 1, no where to go but up from here?
Coral suggests Jurassic Park to kick off our podcasting adventure. Will Joey be down with the Dinos?
Coral suggests Jurassic Park to kick off our podcasting adventure. Will Joey be down with the Dinos?
Feb 01, 201901:03:27