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Out of Touch

Out of Touch

By John Alden

Out of Touch is a show where we're not afraid to make fun of ourselves and our lack of knowledge on things going on in sports, entertainment, and our personal lives.
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Episode #40 - Unleashed

Out of TouchMay 08, 2024

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Episode #40 - Unleashed

Episode #40 - Unleashed

What happens when people leave their dog unleashed in a yard without a fence. Plus, bad referees, unnecessary anger, album shoutouts, and more.

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May 08, 202456:14
Episode #39 - Bite the Dust

Episode #39 - Bite the Dust

Reacting to the "Grandparents Derby", uncomfortable situations with homeless people, doctors aren't afraid to tell you the truth, and attempting to define popular Gen Z slang.

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May 01, 202401:05:54
Episode #38 - Conspiracies

Episode #38 - Conspiracies

We discuss conspiracy theories given to us by callers. Plus, Mitchell adjusts to owning a home, Dustin is watching the Pacers in the NBA Playoffs, and more.

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Apr 24, 202401:03:12
Episode #37 - Bugs & Birds

Episode #37 - Bugs & Birds

Dead bugs on the front porch, birds nesting on the back porch, lying to make yourself look good, and conspiracy theories.

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Apr 17, 202447:48
Episode #36 - Elation

Episode #36 - Elation

Knocking the rust off, Dustin's experience watching Purdue in the Final Four, Mitchell trolls people on Twitter, John returns from Disney, and more.

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Apr 10, 202452:41
Episode #35 - Drink the Water (feat. Elijah Butler)

Episode #35 - Drink the Water (feat. Elijah Butler)

Our first guest joins the show. We talk about how to enjoy Disney World as an adult without kids, March Sadness for Kentucky and Indiana, and dog problems for John and Mitchell.

You can follow Elijah on social media (@imelijahbutler), especially if you want to know more about his career in data analytics.

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Mar 27, 202452:55
Episode #34 - For the First Time

Episode #34 - For the First Time

Cancel culture, overconsuming media, we're no better than our parents, and more.

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Mar 21, 202401:00:54
Episode #33 - Dream Killer

Episode #33 - Dream Killer

Lawnmower trouble, judgmental neighbors, Mitchell's "Cujo" experience, buying vs. renting a house, and strange dreams.

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Mar 14, 202401:04:19
Episode #32 - Fanatical Agony

Episode #32 - Fanatical Agony

March Madness memories & anticipation, more on job fatigue, cartoons we grew up watching, building a community, and what we would do if we suddenly had millions of dollars.

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Mar 06, 202448:12
Episode #31 - Canals

Episode #31 - Canals

Flosstradamus, mussels & oyster shots, Terre Haute & the Wabash River, and incoming storms. Plus, a caller sends us a rap he created.

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Feb 28, 202458:45
Episode #30 - Dumpsters & Public Camping

Episode #30 - Dumpsters & Public Camping

Mitchell's back from New York, dumpsters near drive-thru speakers, public camping, a self-impregnating stingray, Connecticut town names, and more.


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Feb 21, 202457:15
Episode #29 - A Valentine's Kiss

Episode #29 - A Valentine's Kiss

Thoughts on Valentine's Day, an awkward first kiss, too many TEMU ads during the Super Bowl, and spoiling TV shows.

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Feb 14, 202456:29
Episode #28 - Bars

Episode #28 - Bars

Post Malone, Toby Keith's death, Colorado town names with an added twist, JJ Watt's hotel gym troubles, and more.


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Feb 07, 202458:04
Episode #27 - More Bad Jobs

Episode #27 - More Bad Jobs

Callers share their bad job experiences. Plus, a baby update from Mitchell, guest appearances coming soon, and talking whether or not the NFL is scripted.


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Jan 31, 202451:25
Episode #26 - Bad Jobs

Episode #26 - Bad Jobs

Old school stuff, bad jobs, Community & other TV shows, and getting angry in traffic.


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Jan 24, 202453:39
Episode #25 - Rough and Ready

Episode #25 - Rough and Ready

Dustin's back from his trip and needs to start writing his will. Plus, we discuss songs with ridiculous lyrics, taking a bath vs. taking a shower, town name trivia returns, and more.


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Jan 17, 202455:59
Episode #24 - Nostalgia Trip

Episode #24 - Nostalgia Trip

Traveling & dealing with winter weather, Nick Saban retires, the power of nostalgic experiences, and taking calls on parenting + pickleball.

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Jan 12, 202455:60
Episode #23 - Resolutions

Episode #23 - Resolutions

Why it's hard to keep resolutions, becoming a hypochondriac, getting meta, uncomfortable acting scenarios, and more.

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Jan 03, 202458:38
Episode #22 - Little Robots

Episode #22 - Little Robots

Mitchell shares some news, end of the year shenanigans, callers weigh-in on A.I., and more.

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Dec 29, 202347:49
Episode #21 - Artificial Holiday

Episode #21 - Artificial Holiday

Holiday busyness, Arkansas town names, adjusting to adulthood, A.I. fears, a caller response, and more.

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Dec 20, 202356:04
Episode #20 - Handicap

Episode #20 - Handicap

Mitchell's golf outing, Arizona town names, Disney adults, nosebleeds, bad haircuts, and more. Hit the hotline -- (502) 830-9195. Help us reach 100 subscribers on YouTube by the end of the year.

Dec 13, 202356:50
Episode #19 - Believe It or Not

Episode #19 - Believe It or Not

Future plans for the show, funny town names, early Christmas parties, and a caller response to pooping with the door open.

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Dec 06, 202349:27
Episode #18 - Into the Gutter

Episode #18 - Into the Gutter

Thanksgiving recap, introducing a new weekly segment, thoughts on pooping with the door open, Gregg Popovich, transfer portal, and more.


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Nov 29, 202357:25
Episode #17 - Thankful

Episode #17 - Thankful

We talk Thanksgiving pros and cons, over-drinking at concerts, Bill Walton, midlife crises, and more.


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Nov 22, 202349:49
Episode #16 - Wanderlust

Episode #16 - Wanderlust

Rockstar/Celebrity lookalikes, midlife crises, traveling desires, and more.


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Nov 15, 202348:45
Episode #15 - Gamers

Episode #15 - Gamers

Twitter burner accounts, video gaming memories, the fear of throwing up, and movie scenes that scared us as kids.

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Nov 08, 202355:03
Episode #14 - Drilling

Episode #14 - Drilling

Experiences at the Dentist, is November 1st the unofficial start of Christmas, game shows you didn't know existed, and more callers.


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Nov 01, 202355:26
Episode #13 - Wrinkly

Episode #13 - Wrinkly

Trick-or-treating in high school, Wrinkles the Clown, a rogue co-pilot, and more callers.


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Oct 25, 202344:21
Episode #12 - Hypnotic

Episode #12 - Hypnotic

We take our first set of callers (hotline: 502-830-9195), hypnotism, my car door handle fell off, gambling update, and more.

Oct 18, 202353:33
Episode #11 - Hotlines & Hot Tubs

Episode #11 - Hotlines & Hot Tubs

John got a new camera and setup a hotline (leave a message at 502-830-9195). Plus, discussion on hot tubs, getting rear-ended, sports gambling, and more.

Oct 11, 202344:15
Episode #10 - Grab Bag

Episode #10 - Grab Bag

Dustin might have a hernia, "grab bag" questions, most frequently stolen items, horses and elephants.

Oct 04, 202351:58
Episode #9 - Louder

Episode #9 - Louder

Louder Than Life experiences, nostalgic music, junior high embarrassments, Taylor Swift + Travis Kelce, and more.

Sep 27, 202356:11
Episode #8 - Girls Are Cool

Episode #8 - Girls Are Cool

John's excited for Louder Than Life, shy bladder, extroverts and introverts, artificial intelligence, and bands people make fun of you for liking.

Sep 20, 202359:47
Episode #7 - Pooch & Ladders

Episode #7 - Pooch & Ladders

John's experiencing burnout, Mitchell's preparing to run a spartan race, Dustin's afraid of heights, John's afraid of flying, plus odd band names and much more.

Sep 13, 202355:28
Episode #6 - Helium

Episode #6 - Helium

Dustin sounds like he inhaled helium, Jimmy Buffett passes away, The Golden Bachelor, girl math, and Mitchell's game day routine.

Sep 06, 202345:04
Episode #5 - Beta

Episode #5 - Beta

John's been sick, beta male characteristics, it's more fun being an underdog, Sister Jean, Charles Martinet, and more.

Aug 30, 202350:33
Episode #4 - Skin Tight

Episode #4 - Skin Tight

ASMR, state fairs, golf cart supercross, ugly uniforms, and confidence issues.

Aug 23, 202357:40
Episode #3 - Paralyzed

Episode #3 - Paralyzed

Homeless air guitar player, 21st birthday experiences, sleep paralysis, paranormal encounters, and more.

Aug 16, 202353:00
Episode #2 - Lick Your Chain

Episode #2 - Lick Your Chain

Chili and cinnamon rolls, grass picking, football stories, southern accents, and more.

Aug 09, 202356:16
Episode #1 - Welcome

Episode #1 - Welcome

Intro selection, hobby horsing, baited by Wikipedia, petting zoos, Creed Cruise, and more.

Aug 02, 202354:59