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DOG TALES

DOG TALES

By John Martin Ramsay

57 tall tales about dogs; most collected orally in the Appalachian Mountains and told in dialect by John Martin Ramsay, the compiler. You may purchase the book, which includes a drawing the editor made for each tale, from most booksellers, e.g.:
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12. Old Cold Nose

DOG TALESFeb 21, 2019

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00. PREFACE

00. PREFACE

An introduction to DOG TALES.  Following the PREFACE there are 57 more episodes.  Each episode contains one tale.

Mar 24, 201902:05
57. All in One Breath
Mar 19, 201901:38
56. Tailipo

56. Tailipo

Notes: TAILIPO was collected from my wife, Risse Faye Layne Ramsay who heard it from her mother, Rilda Chandler Layne. Rilda was raised in Broadhead, Kentucky back in the late 1930’s. The Chandlers had moved to Kentucky from Madison County, North Carolina.

Mar 19, 201904:18
55. The Feuding Dogs

55. The Feuding Dogs

Notes: THE FEUDING DOGS was collected from Kris Slank, a Berea College student who got the tale from his grandfather, K. G. McDaniel. The story has come down in the family.

Mar 19, 201902:11
54. The Runaway Horses

54. The Runaway Horses

Notes: RUNAWAY HORSES was collected from A. D. Harrell of Tipton Hill, North Carolina. A. D. told me this tale in 1956 when I was spending an evening after testing his cows’ butterfat percentage. He corroborated the tale in August 1986 and identified Edward Whitson as the lad who tried to rein in the horses.

Mar 19, 201902:24
53. The Dead Dog

53. The Dead Dog

Notes: THE DEAD DOG was collected from Joan Randall, a Berea College student who got the tale from Don Sauders of North Carolina who remembered it from about 1930.

Mar 19, 201901:60
52. The Dog Tax

52. The Dog Tax

Notes: THE DOG TAX —by permission. See Humor of a Country Lawyer, by Sam J. Erwin, Jr. University of North Carolina Press, Chapel Hill, 1983, p 132.

Mar 19, 201902:16
51. The Dog License

51. The Dog License

Notes: THE DOG LICENSE was collected from Loyal Jones of Berea College in 1982. The event took place in 1960 or 1961 and was by telephone. (see also RIFLE TOTING MONKEY and WALKING ON WATER)

Mar 19, 201901:19
50. Banjo Dog

50. Banjo Dog

Notes: BANJO DOG was collected from David Morris of West Virginia. David shared this tale during the “World’s Fair,” i.e. Expo-84 at the Stokely Van Camp Folklife Center in Knoxville, Tennessee in 1984 where he was performing during a week featuring Berea College’s interest in Appalachian folk arts.

Mar 19, 201902:51
49. A British Train Ride

49. A British Train Ride

Notes: A BRITISH TRAIN RIDE was collected from Henry Besuden, Vinewood Farm, Winchester, Kentucky in June 1975. March 2019, Alan Branson sent me this, “It was sent to me by my good friend, Don in Pompano Beach, Florida.”

Mar 19, 201904:10
48. An Unwelcome Guest

48. An Unwelcome Guest

Notes: AN UNWELCOME GUEST was collected from Beatrice McLain at Berea College Christmas Country Dance School, 1979. Mrs. McLain claimed that Readers Digest picked up the story and published it but I have not been able to find it.

Mar 19, 201902:37
47. The Split Dog

47. The Split Dog

Notes: THE SPLIT DOG by permission from Richard Chase. See Chase, American Folk Tales and Songs, Signet Key, 1956, pp 97-98. Chase heard the tale somewhere in eastern Kentucky. It appeared in Fisher’s River (North Carolina) Scenes and Characters , by “Skitt” published in New York, Harper & Brothers, 1859. See also Botkin, A Treasury og American Folklore, Bonanza Books, New York, 1954, pp 593-594.

Mar 19, 201902:48
46. Drummer Joins the Band

46. Drummer Joins the Band

Notes: DRUMMER JOINS THE BAND was collected from Linda Brewer of Jackson County, Kentucky in 1978 during a Berea College Extension Course in Folk Arts. See also Sourwood Tales by Billy C. Clark, Putnam, New York, 1968, pp 218-224.

Mar 19, 201902:15
45. Doggone Boots

45. Doggone Boots

Notes: DOGGONE BOOTS was collected from Doc McConnel of Rogersville, Tennessee in 1984.

Mar 19, 201900:58
44. Doghide Shoestrings

44. Doghide Shoestrings

Notes: DOGHIDE SHOESTRINGS was collected from Margorie Mallicoat of White Oak, Tennessee in 1979. Frank Profitt, North Carolina musician used to tell a tale about his uncle using the hide from his wife’s “bitchy” dog to cover his banjo.

Mar 19, 201901:05
43. Larapin Rarapin Skoonkin Huntin'

43. Larapin Rarapin Skoonkin Huntin'

Notes: LARIPIN, RARIPIN,SKOONKIN HUNTING was collected orally from a tenth grade student in my class in Micaville, North Carolina in 1956. Printed sources are: Roberts, South From Hell-fer-Sartin,  tale number 78a; and Chase, Grandfather Tales, tale number 15, page 137. Roberts source was Charles Holcomb on Big Leatherwood who said he had heard this tale on a talking machine record when he was a boy. Chase cites an Alabama source in his compilation of Uncle Remus.

Mar 19, 201902:24
42. Riddle

42. Riddle

Notes: RIDDLE was collected from Loyal Jones, a native of Clay County, North Carolina. He knew the riddle ‘all of his life.’ (see also WALKING ON WATER and RIFLE TOTING MONKEY)

Mar 19, 201900:54
41. Mysterious Twins

41. Mysterious Twins

Notes: MYSTERIOUS TWINS was collected from Anna Hobbs, native of Madison County, Kentucky. Told by her grandmother, Maggie Odell of Possum Kingdom in the 1970’s. I checked the story out with Anna’s mother, Geneva Jennings.

Mar 19, 201902:01
40. Rifle Toting Monkey

40. Rifle Toting Monkey

Notes: RIFLE TOTING MONKEY was collected from Loyal Jones and Michael Doane Moore in 1978. Jerry Clower’s humor and stories have had widespread audiences and much of his material, like this tale, has entered the folk process. Clower’s first recording, “Jerry Clower from Yazoo City, Mississippi Talkin,” a Decca recording, was number 11 on national country album charts (see article, Knock ‘im out Jay-ree! In Sports Illustrated 38:17.pp 75-84, April 30, 1973. Clower heard the rifle toting monkey tale while in high school, perhaps from his cousin Johnny. Used by permission.

Mar 19, 201902:13
39. Walking on Water

39. Walking on Water

Notes: WALKING ON WATER was collected from Loyal Jones, Director of Berea College Appalachian Center, 1975. This is one of the most widespread dog stories. (see also RIDDLE and RIFLE TOTING MONKEY)

Mar 19, 201902:42
38. The Pickup Truck

38. The Pickup Truck

Notes: THE PICKUP TRUCK was composed by Ruby Altizer, a Berea College student in 1977.

Mar 19, 201902:45
37. Useless's Old Dog

37. Useless's Old Dog

Notes: USELESS’S OLD DOG was aired on Kentucky Educational Television in a program of a video tape interview with Ulysses (pronounced useless) Vanover of McCreary County, Kentucky and aired on January 5, 1977.

Mar 19, 201901:35
36. No Trespassing

36. No Trespassing

Notes: NO TRESPASSING was collected from Bert Killian, Murphy, North Carolina in 1969. (see also FASTEST DOG IN THE WORLD)

Mar 19, 201901:54
35. Old Hound Dog

35. Old Hound Dog

Notes: OLD HOUND DOG was collected from Mona Coleman, a Berea College student in 1976.

Mar 19, 201902:54
33. Flea Bit

33. Flea Bit

Notes: FLEA BIT was collected from Lewis Lamb of Paint Lick, Kentucky in 1980. I transcribed the tale from a recording of Lewis’s telling of a true story. (see also COUNTING DOG, RABIES SHOTS and SS-FF)

Mar 19, 201902:40
34. Honest Sam

34. Honest Sam

Notes: HONEST SAM was told by Samuel Clemens in his autobiography.  Twain concludes Chapter 30 with these words, “Now then, that is the tale. Some of it is true.”  

And I add: that is Sam’s tale, more-or-less. You can read the tale in his own words in The Autobiography of Mark Twain, edited by Charles Neider, Harper and Row, New York, 1959, pp 155-159.

Mar 19, 201903:17
32. Sound Shooting Backfires

32. Sound Shooting Backfires

Notes: SOUND SHOOTING BACKFIRES was collected from a Berea College student.

Mar 19, 201902:29
31. Zig Zag Lips

31. Zig Zag Lips

Notes: ZIG ZAG LIPS—see Johnson, F. Roy, How and Why, Johnson Publishing Company, Murfreesboro, North Carolina, 1971; source T. K. Warren of Hereford County, North Carolina in 1966. Used by permission of author.

Mar 19, 201902:15
30. The Ventriloquist

30. The Ventriloquist

Notes: THE VENTRILOQUIST  I failed to note where I heard this tale but it is fairly well spread.

Mar 16, 201901:40
29. Annie

29. Annie

Notes: ANNIE was collected from Marshall Roberts, a Berea College student in 1981. He heard the story from Alan Tench of Banks County, Georgia who had it from his grandfather, Hamilton Tench.

Mar 14, 201902:44
28. Quisling

28. Quisling

Notes: QUISLING was collected from Gwen McVicker in 1980 who has it from Andy McMahan of Louisville, Kentucky. David Macemon of Woodford County, Kentucky says he has heard a Science Fiction story about Thomas A. Edison inventing an intelligence test which he tries on a dog who scores “way off the top.” The dog then admits that he can talk and is killed by other dogs for giving out their secret.

Mar 14, 201902:42
27. In the Lead by a Tail.

27. In the Lead by a Tail.

Notes: IN THE LEAD BY A TAIL —see A Treasury of Southern Folklore, ed. by Botkin, New York, Crown Publishers, 1949, pp 128-129. Also in The Old Time Tennessee Orator by John Randall, pp 359-360.

Mar 13, 201901:24
26. Hot Rod Hound

26. Hot Rod Hound

Notes: HOT ROD HOUND was collected from SANDY COPLEN SMITH who got it from her roommate, Susan Adams who got it from her father in Coal City, West Virginia. I have heard the same tale several other times but the subject was a cat who was frozen in a refrigerator and revived with gasoline. This is a favorite of my grandson whose mother’s father, Red Harrison of LaFollette, Tennessee, tells the tale.

Mar 11, 201902:11
25. SS-FF

25. SS-FF

Notes: SS-FF was collected from Lewis Lamb of Paint Lick, Kentucky in 1975. Lewis learned this story from a co-worker on a construction project in Cincinnati, Ohio back in the 1940’s but, in retelling the tale he changed it from a horse to a dog. (see also COUNTING DOG, FLEA BIT, and RABIES SHOTS)

Mar 11, 201903:52
24. Rabies Shots

24. Rabies Shots

Notes: RABIES SHOTS was collected from Lewis Lamb of Paint Lick, Kentucky in 1980.  I transcribed the tale from a recording of Lewis’s telling of a true story. (see also COUNTING DOG, FLEA BIT, and SS-FF)

Mar 06, 201903:24
23. Training Young Fox Hounds

23. Training Young Fox Hounds

Notes: TRAINING YOUNG FOX HOUNDS was collected from Mark Rector of Madison County, North Carolina in 1981. This is a true event according to Mark.

Mar 05, 201902:20
22. The Billy Rough

22. The Billy Rough

Notes: THE BILLY ROUGH was collected from Dear Rathbone, a Berea College student from Haywood County, North Carolina in 1980.  Dean learned this from his uncle Miles Rathbone, also of Fines Creek. A subsequent letter from Dean says that this incident really happened in the Jerry rough.  Dean has written many stories from his home on Fines Creek. (see https://www.facebook.com/groups/1039030522847750/)

Mar 04, 201904:11
21. Counting Dog

21. Counting Dog

Notes: COUNTING DOG was collected from Lewis Lamb of Paint Lick, Kentucky in 1980. This tales is widely known and is one most likely to be told when one asks for a dog tale. Lewis’s setting in the mountains is unusual and is probably his own addition to the tale. He is a first rate yarn spinner as well as a champion fiddler. (see RABIES SHOTS andSS-FF).

Mar 03, 201903:07
20. Rabbit in the Well

20. Rabbit in the Well

Notes: RABBIT IN THE WELL was collected from VELNA KEY, a Berea College student in 1980. Velna heard the story from the father, John Key in central North Carolina and he got it from June Peele. Velna says she “grew up hearing such tales.”

Mar 02, 201901:43
19. Mail Dog

19. Mail Dog

Notes: MAIL DOG was collected from Coreen Brewer of Jackson County, Kentucky in 1979. Coreen learned this from her mother, Eulalia Foutch in about 1960 who learned it from her father, William Keith of Burning Springs, Clay County, Kentucky in about 1925. She said the dog’s name was Bounce.

Mar 02, 201902:09
18. The Fastest Dog in the World

18. The Fastest Dog in the World

Notes: THE FASTEST DOG IN THE WORLD was collected from Bert Killian of Cherokee County, North Carolina in 1969. I swapped some dog stories with Bert while at a shape note singing at the home of Donald Ledford. Bert told this tale and NO TRESPASSING. I have not heard them from any other sources. 

Feb 27, 201902:28
17. The Deer Hound

17. The Deer Hound

Notes: THE DEER HOUND was collected from Jimmy Elrod, Berea College student from Washington County, Virginia in 1969. Jimmy says of this tale, “I met such a diverse number of characters while I was growing up that I cannot pin this tale to one of them.”

Feb 26, 201902:56
16. City Slicker and Bird Dog

16. City Slicker and Bird Dog

Notes: CITY SLICKER AND BIRD DOG was collected from Judy Hamilton in 1979. Judy, a student in my Folk Arts Class at Berea College, heard this tale from Willie Baxter of Casey County, Kentucky. I have heard the same tale from Anita Waldridge, a 1989 Folk Arts student who got it from Lisa Keoku about 1971. Both girls gave this ending, “I’m going to throw him up one more time and if he don’t fly, I’m going to kill him.” I felt that “I want a refund” made a better ending and decided to tell the story from the dog’s point of view.

Feb 25, 201904:00
15. A Fresh Turned Trail

15. A Fresh Turned Trail

Notes: A FRESH TURNED TRAIL see Botkin, Treasury of Western Folklore, p 512, rev.ed., New York, Crown Publishers, 1975, “The Smart Coon Dog,” ed. By B. A. From Idaho, A Guide in Word and Picture,WPA Federal Writers’ Project, 1937.

Feb 24, 201901:44
14. Ring and Pepper

14. Ring and Pepper

Notes: RING AND PEPPER was collected from Coreen Brewer of McKee, Kentucky in 1979. Coreen learned it from her husband, Eugene Green, also of Jackson County, Kentucky, somewhere about 1960.

Feb 24, 201901:27
13. A Tale from Egon Mountain

13. A Tale from Egon Mountain

Notes: A TALE FROM EGON MOUNTAIN was collected from Etta (Bolton) Gulley of Clairfield, Tennessee in 1979. Etta heard this story from George Mallicot of Egon, Tennessee about 1960.

Feb 22, 201902:32
12. Old Cold Nose

12. Old Cold Nose

Notes: OLD COLD NOSE was collected from Genevee Marlow of White Oak, Tennessee in 1979. Mrs. Marlow learned this from Lou Mallicoat of Duff, Tennessee in the 1970’s. The motif is widely known in differing variants (see Snake Bit)

Feb 21, 201901:44
11. Snake-bit!

11. Snake-bit!

Notes: SNAKE BIT was taken from Bob Terrell, columnist for the Asheville Citizen, daily newspaper of Asheville, North Carolina. This particular telling was by Loyal Jones, Director of Appalachian Center at Berea College in Kentucky.

Feb 20, 201902:19
10. Rover in the Nantahala Gorge

10. Rover in the Nantahala Gorge

Notes: ROVER IN THE NANTAHALA GORGE was collected from Karen Solesbee Boll of Franklin, North Carolina in 1977. Karen composed the tale as an assignment for the Folk Arts class at Berea College. It demonstrated how ‘creative’ works draw from a base of cultural substratum. He grandparents are from Nantahala.

Feb 19, 201902:28
9. The Dog and the Buzzard

9. The Dog and the Buzzard

Notes: THE DOG AND THE BUZZARD was adapted from Foxfire Book, ed. By Eliot Wigginton, 1972, pp 228-229, Garden City, New York, Doubleday, 1972 as told by Bill Lamb.

Feb 18, 201903:37