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Austin Powers Minute

By Austin Powers Minute
The movie podcast in which we get groovy with the Austin Powers films, one individual minute at a time! Yeah baby yeah!
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The Minute Who Shagged Me 90: Just A Little Prick
In this minute, Woody Harrelson everybody!, vaccinations, and the beginning to the Jerry Springer followup we all needed. Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 
26:13
April 10, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 89: The Only Way To Enter...
In this minute, where is Dr. Evil now? and a whole lot of penis jokes.  Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 
29:06
April 9, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 88: Everyone Will Look At Us Differently
In this minute, we are gross people, sports break where we learn about international sports, and party down.  Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 
22:11
April 8, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 87: Doug's Secret Skill
In this minute, he hasn't seen his willie but he can still use it, fart noises, and more mythbusting judo with Doug.  Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 
21:34
April 7, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 86: Fat Bastard Delivery
In this minute, Fat Bastard is the dead sexy delivery person we all need, he says some very not nice things, then reflects on some inner demons.  Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 
27:57
April 6, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 85: Wherever We Go, There We Are
In this minute, reference goes over my head as usual, we can't go 55, and a sweet moment.  Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
48:28
April 3, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 84: Quick and Dirty
In this minute, flying mojo, which Austin goes with Felicity, and this minute self destructs.  Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
18:33
April 2, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 83: Clearly No Time Repercussions
In this minute, finger guns, creating a chart of different time Austins, and threesomes.  Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
23:10
April 1, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 82: Go Cross-eyed
In this minute, all about time from stalling for it to what you would do if you could time travel. Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
25:10
March 31, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 81: $1 trillion dollars
In this minute, one pump chump lasers, voice changers, and MORE time travel. Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
24:44
March 30, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 80: Sun + Laser = ?
In this minute, Austin shoots with his eyes closed again, "laser", and brisk scampering.    Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
29:55
March 27, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 79: Salute Your Shit
In this minute, what magazine subscriptions would the characters have, in space print media isn't dead, and Doug and Dave get a costume change.    Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
29:17
March 26, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 78: Finally Accurate Judo
In this minute, spitting is disgusting, Mini Me has a tactical advantage, and Dr. Evil must not enjoy pooping.    Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
20:10
March 25, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 77: Bless Your Little Heart
In this minute, Dave fucks up with financial choices, how to fight with glasses on, and we are doing knee inspections.    Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
28:22
March 24, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 76: $9 Asshole Ice Cream
In this minute, the swinger has landed, moonwalking is just walking slowly, and we talk through the logistics of living on the moon.    Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery
25:25
March 23, 2020
The Minute Who Shagged Me 75: Bulge of Water
In this minute, ejaculation is worse than fuck, the ocean will kill us all, and I fail at trivia.  Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 
27:07
January 25, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 74: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
In this minute, Dr. Evil was the first on the moon, I don't want Star Wars, and clones v. robots. Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible
27:07
January 24, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged me 73: The Spy Who Avoided Me
In this minute, more James Bond discussion including problematic faves, the power of Christ compels you, and Jonathan has a fear of flying.  Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 
29:47
January 23, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 72: Dr. Evil = Elon Musk
In this minute, char you listening?, SPACECAMP, and Odin the wrench.  Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 
33:56
January 23, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 71: Melting Seems Like It Would Suck
In this minute, apologetic headstones, melting flesh, and what we would do around naked breasts.  Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 
31:52
January 23, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 70: Emergency Burrito Phone
In this minute, penis jokes continue, the logistics behind shagged Fat Bastard, and Willy Nelson everybody! Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute, ABCDevo, Alphabeatical, and NerdGeekDork
32:43
January 18, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 69: Grandma of 69 Jokes
In this minute, subliminal penis, favorite penis joke scene in this minute, and 2 balls.  Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute, ABCDevo, AlphaBeatical, and NerdGeekDork
20:19
January 17, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 68: Dr. Evil; First Man on the Moon
In this minute, we are launching to the moon base, Frau is the best counter, and what would you have in your briefcase for a moon launch? Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute, ABCDevo, Alphabeatical, and NerdGeekDork
27:38
January 17, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 67: Volcanooooo
In this minute, 30 years of being an evil doctor are not enough, sweet goodbye cards, and there are no seasonal allergies on the moon. Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute
27:23
January 15, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 66: We Don't Have to Prove the Science
In this minute, the truth finally comes out, Scott is actually the superior evil, and the mojo is going to the moon.  Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute 
20:23
January 15, 2019
The Minute Who Shagged Me 65: Dave Likes Jugs
In this minute, gong shows v. other talent shows, I learn what descrete math is, and a special section dedicated to Groundhog Day.  Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute and 5 Minutes of Mime
54:05
December 27, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 64: We Didn't Get To See It Explode
In this minute, Dave is a dweeb, further evidence that Sean's goal is Evil Overlord, and I've never seen Austin read.  Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 
31:29
December 27, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 63: Nemesis on the Premises
In this minute, we're changing ecosystems and history, Dave can predict my sneezes, and the Steve Jobs of evil. Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 
26:42
December 19, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 62: How Do You Go About World Domination?
In this minute, overpacking for peeing your pants, finding the penises in everything, and evil overlord list.  Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 
48:17
December 18, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 61: Plastics and Polyesters
In this minute, where did Mini Me get this skunk, one hit pipe, and binocular murder. Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 
43:33
December 17, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 60: Smoke Show Camel Toe
In this minute, camel toe v. moose knuckle, wet almost naked Austin Powers, and Dr. Evil covering What If God Was One of Us.  Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast
28:17
December 15, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 59: Be the Zoom You Want to See
In this minute, one finger salute, the mongoose or the snake, and the ocean exists to pants people.  Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast
21:41
December 13, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 58: Two Versions of One Slang
In this minute, Thomas gets alien transmissions from Karen of Mean Girls, the Situation room, and I speak rap lyrics. Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast
28:50
December 12, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 57: Gingers Are Chameleons
In this minute, fake laughs, Scott shows his love through brutal honesty, and big boy voices.  Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast
23:11
December 11, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 56: #2 Nanny
In this minute, creepy oompa loompa vibes, Rob Lowe aka fashion icon, and video phone conspiracies.  Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast
23:39
December 11, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 55: Man, This Coffee Is Shit
In this minute, its all about instincts, Felicity is a bad friend, and don't mess with Mini Me's cookies.  Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
26:34
December 7, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 54: We Analyzed Your Shit
In this minute, favorite toilets, Mark loves battering rams, and many safety violations. Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
20:26
December 6, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 53: Diet James Bond
In this minute, a friendly PSA about erectile disfunction, communication is key, and were the 60s really about free love? Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
17:13
December 5, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 52: You Want to Be Daddy?
In this minute, Mark's past bully trauma, the face of disappointment, and a little fashion corner.  Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute
24:08
December 4, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 51: Siri Wants to "Kill" the Ozone
In this minute, everyone gets a tiny German lesson, ozone layers are sensitive, and everybody Wang Chung tonight. Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
25:04
December 4, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 50: Did Felicity Bring Hand Sanitizer?
In this minute, Fat Bastard's smorgasbord, eating babies, and Felicity's chances of getting pinkeye.  Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute 
30:05
November 30, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 49: Grease Glistening Bellybutton
In this minute, sad driving, looking at yourself naked in the mirror, and at least things couldn't get any worse.  Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute 
39:09
November 30, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 48: BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
In this minute, how many times have you locked yourself in a bathroom to avoid someone, butt plug homing device, and does Fat Bastard need a rascal?  Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute
23:13
November 28, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 47: Doug the Bread King
In this minute, some of them are lube, world's worst way to clean up oil, and Austin misses his chance.  Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute
24:34
November 27, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 46: Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch
In this minute, we love you, pediatrician waiting room toys, and the triple tap.  Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute 
31:24
November 27, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 45: Denser Evil
In this minute, embarrassing confessions, all Dads love Mini-Me, and Dr. Evil is just a typical dad.  Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)
25:30
November 18, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 44: One Ball of Yarn to Rule Them All
In this minute, one sexy dress, water cooler talk, and knock off snacks. Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)
36:16
November 15, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 43: Elvis Costello IS Austin Powers
In this minute, rockstar drummers, don't dance like Austin, ever, and the world's happiest man.  Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)
20:27
November 14, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 42: Return of the Bacharach
In this minute, everyone should own the Austin Powers DVDs, Burt is back and he brought a friend.  Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)
25:01
November 13, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 41: Guard crushing on Austin Pt. 2
In this minute, hippy activities, Shrek again, and the changing of the guard is dangerous.  Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)
32:17
November 13, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 40: You're so cute
In this minute, let's get it on, you become Austin because of this movie, and a deeper movie discussion.  Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and Keep Calm and Game On
17:54
November 10, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 39: Vampires Would F On This Bed
In this minute, sexiness, sleeping attire choices, and PSA about partying responsibly. Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and Keep Calm and Game On
17:58
November 8, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 38: What Would You Want Mojo To Taste Like?
In this minute, lava lamps, how horny is Austin, and bowchickawowow.  Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and Keep Calm and Game On
16:37
November 7, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 37: Warning: Moist Mouth
In this minute, Fat Bastard's family crest, black market tactics, and restaurant jingles.  Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and Keep Calm and Game On
19:19
November 7, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 36: Sad Knees And Pee Panic
In this minute, Crystal Beth doesn't want a Mini-Crystal, sad knees, and what we would wear from this movie.  Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and Keep Calm and Game On
20:56
November 5, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 35: Mufasa Mustafa
In this minute, a cliff, gangrene sets in, and Rick could get a new day job on pharma ads.  Guest: Rick Ingham of Mad Max Minute 
46:47
November 2, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 34: Mini-Me's First Field Trip
In this minute, we walk about with a baby in the pram, Mini Me, and LSD darts. Guest: Rick Ingham of Mad Max Minute 
28:30
November 1, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 33: C Rated Deadshot; Sometimes-Shot
In this minute, we learn Swahili, Felicity saves the situation...again, and Rick is an interesting house guest.  Guest: Rick Ingham of Mad Max Minute
38:08
October 31, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 32: Nigel and Phil's Traveling Roadshow
In this minute, someone with worse aim than Bazooka Joe, remote phone booths, and we come up with a strange British show idea.  Guest: Rick Ingham of Mad Max Minute
34:24
October 30, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 31: Sexual Pedestal
In this minute, #SquadGoals, looking at people from behind, and wise words from Mrs. Newman "Be good or be good at it." Guest: Rick Ingham of Mad Max Minute  
31:58
October 29, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 30: Comedic Ecstasy
In this minute, no blood, an epic amount of stunt dummies, and consecutively larger weapons.  Guest: Travis Bow of Watchmen Minute and Reel Comic Heroes
28:01
October 26, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 29: James Bond's Kink
In this minute, fuck this biiiitch, we mobilize the lady squad, and a lot of imminent danger.  Guest: Travis Bow of Watchmen Minute and Reel Comic Heroes 
23:20
October 25, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 28: Have You Ever Been A Robin Swallows?
In this minute, an American woman, wafting gestures, and a cock block.  Guest: Travis Bow of Watchmen Minute and Reel Comic Heroes 
20:50
October 24, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 27: Unfortunate Last Names
In this minute, dangerous go-go dancing cages, how do I get a beer sponsor, and she was a Spitz but now she's a Swallows. Guest: Travis Bow of Watchmen Minute and Reel Comic Heroes
22:34
October 23, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 26: When You're A Swinger You Don't Lock Your Doors
In this minute, crayon scented cars, how many extras were scared in this minute, and you should only drink Heineken from now on.  Guest: Travis Bow of Watchmen Minute 
21:43
October 22, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 25: Excuse Me, Can You Hold Onto These?
In this minute, I get educated on vasectomies, games to play in your car, and a Heather Graham story. Guest: Rob Lumley of Titanic Minute
38:18
October 19, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 24: Antman and the Wisk
In this minute, Fat Bastard farts, I go on the record about cannibalism, and Rob is passionate about calendars being changed.  PS. The idea about our special sperm bank is ours... like copyright wise.  Guest: Rob Lumley of Titanic Minute
30:58
October 19, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 23: The Time Rob Pushed Mary Down the Stairs
In this minute, job searching within the evil community, baby knees, and always check on your fellow person.  Guest: Rob Lumley of Titanic Minute
37:47
October 18, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 22: Wanda Boneya
In this minute, Veronica's don't tell anyone, boudoir photos, and a special story time from Rob. Guest: Rob Lumley of Titanic Minute
29:04
October 16, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 21: The Sexiest Sport is Tetherball
In this minute, what is the sexiest game to you and Rob's wife is a superhero. Guest: Rob Lumley of Titanic Minute 
28:01
October 15, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 20: Butts and Baked Goods
In this minute, we have a surprise four legged guest who is super opinionated, pancake vs. waffles, and my cover as a super old person has been blown.  Guests: Liz Whitaker of Mean Girls Minute and George Hendricks of Mogwai Minute
44:09
October 14, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 19: I Hate Messages in a Bottle
In this minute, apparently Pokemon are cannon in the Austin Powers universe, we are going to respect your loneliness, and George has giant calves. Guests: Liz Whitaker of Mean Girls Minute and George Hendricks of Mogwai Minute 
26:21
October 11, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 18: You're Meant to Be Enjoyed Separately
In this minute, punk kid style talk, the top of that muffin is ridiculous, and we are further implicating ourselves in time crime.  Guests: Liz Whitaker of Mean Girls Minute and George Hendricks of Mogwai Minute
31:42
October 10, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 17: #BanPants
In this minute, there's a long intro so you all know we are drinking during this podcast, Tyson Tuesday, and let your emotions out with song.  Guests: Liz Whitaker of Mean Girls Minute and George Hendricks of Mogwai Minute
44:45
October 9, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 16: Dr. Olive Oil
In this minute, serious hot pocket talk, the pineapple pizza argument continues, and Tony Hawk the evil lair Starbucks barista.  Guests: Liz Whitaker of Mean Girls Minute and George Hendricks of Mogwai Minute 
36:42
October 8, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 15: Too Cute For You Boohoo
In this minute, don't find the second meaning of a "Belgian Dip", Scott Evil birthed the emo movement, and Megan is a prankster.  Guest: Megan B. @ahummusapien
19:08
October 5, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 14: Dive Nose-first Into the Cream
In this minute, Mini-Me's Starbucks order, news flash your nose is on your face, and we are ending golf/golf fashion.  Guest: Megan B. @ahummusapien
19:19
October 4, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 13: One Strong Pinky
In this minute, there are a lot of animals represented here, our feelings on Starbucks, and maybe Megan is going to be an MxMer Guest: Megan B. @ahummusapien
25:44
October 3, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 12: Crunchy granola porn names
In this minute, Megan and I seem to have the same delusion about a plane painted with groovy colors, and we pitch you porn names that are lettuce related.  Guest: Megan B. @ahummusapien  
17:47
October 2, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 11: When Geologists Attack
In this minute, Dr. Evil and Jerry Springer fight, embarrassing AOL addresses, and high tech devices in the 90s.   Guest: Megan B. @ahummasapien
18:36
October 1, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 10: Friday SMACK DOWN
In this minute, what we all watch Jerry Springer for, and discussion of Mike Myers' roles.  Guest: Nate of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute  
21:32
September 28, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 9: What is your favorite Jerry Springer episode?
In this minute, past Jerry Springer episodes, and did you know Jerry Springer is/was scripted? Guest: Nate of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
18:33
September 27, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 8: JERRY JERRY JERRY!
In this minute, Nate has a deep love of Jerry Springer, and we discuss the evil dads present.  Guest: Nate of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute
19:26
September 26, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 7: The punchline is world peace
In this minute, a rabbi, priest, and wonder woman walk into a bar... Also, I ask Nate hard hitting questions about how it would feel to do a naked belly flop in a pool. Guest: Nate of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
19:33
September 25, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 6: What could you make out of a dildo?
In this minute, favorite movie snacks and Nate might've starved at a bar mitzvah.  Guest: Nate of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute
18:34
September 24, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 5: Das Gross.
In this minute, we are trying to see Mike Myers' penis, butler/bellhop code, and we breakdown the fashion of the hotel guests.  Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute   
19:16
September 21, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 4: VANESSA IS ALIVE SOMEWHERE?!
In this minute, we are behind on having the Spanish button, we could have ripped her face off the whole time, and VANESSA CONSPIRACY ALERT! Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
16:43
September 20, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 3: Giganta lady fetish
In this minute, Austin is the sole survivor, we talk about how Vanessa is scary hot, and other strange fetishes.  Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute
23:39
September 19, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 2: Bruising the Beef Curtains
In this minute, "sweet, gentle Jesus" we cannot speak Russian, and the whole butt comes off the Big Boy.    Guest: Mark from DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute
23:39
September 18, 2018
The Minute Who Shagged Me 1: Back at it!
Welcome to season 2 of Austin Powers Minute. I'm so glad to be continuing on this groovy journey with everyone! In this minute, we kick it off with a long intro, talk about the trailer, and a bit of money talk.  Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 
27:19
September 17, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 90: Groovy Baby
In this almost minute, we have reached the end everyone. Thank you so much for joining me through this journey. I'll be back for The Spy Who Shagged Me
12:51
March 2, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 89: Sweet ass mixtape
In this minute, we're almost to the end of the movie and my champagne bottle.  Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
13:50
March 1, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 88: Lampchop the true spy.
In this minute, the special thanks section gets interesting, and I'm sadly not a good ventriloquist. Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
19:01
February 28, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 87: Transportation Captain Drama
In this minute, the musical stylings of Ming Tea, dramatic storytelling about credited persons, and exotic nude dudes.  Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
16:44
February 27, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 86: Yea there's no scene after the credits
In this minute, there are still scenes DURING the credits, devil's threesome explanation, and rude ushers.  Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
20:52
February 26, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 85: Austin might be into it.
In this minute, the first minute of credits, Austin being a shitty photographer again, and Vanessa always being the babe.  Guest: Doug G of Rocky Minute Too Old Media
25:51
February 23, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 84: That cat is inside out.
In this minute, unrealistic scopes, the Big Boy is back, and how is Dr. Evil talking? Guest: Doug G of Rocky Minute Too Old Media 
15:10
February 22, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 83: Pour one out for Random Task.
In this minute, a shoe throwing, penis pumping, bottle crashing good time.  Guest: Doug G of Rocky Minute Too Old Media
23:16
February 21, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 82: Boner Balloon
In this minute, possible intern tasks, too much milk, and who is bringing in the champagne? Guest: Doug G of Rocky Minute Too Old Media 
19:46
February 20, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 81: Titty Euphemisms
In this minute, we find out who is in bed together, possible prenuptial decisions, and boob shapes named for fruit.  Guest: Doug G of Rocky Minute Too Old Media
23:26
February 19, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 80: Big boy shoots out of the tube.
In this minute, Dr. Evil and Batman have retractable floors in common, the Shaguar reappears, and a cliffhanger.  Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute Too Old Media
12:24
February 16, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 79: He's a businessman, that's what they do.
In this minute, Number 2 finds his voice, sitting down was never a worse idea than in this minute, and a successfully executed judo chop. Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute Too Old Media
18:11
February 15, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 78: A whole lotta hostages.
In this minute, the tables turn many times, pathetic aging hipsters, and Number 2's rebellion.  Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute Too Old Media
14:21
February 14, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 77: Meow Mix Please Deliver
In this minute, Dr. Evil packs for his escape, and Austin is confronted with an existential conversation.  Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute Too Old Media
15:05
February 13, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 76: Shaking for emphasis
In this minute, the countdown begins, Austin shoots with his eyes closed, and important feelings on Dr. Evil's aesthetic. Guest: Mark of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute Too Old Media
24:21
February 12, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 75: OMG
In this minute, cross-mojonation, Austin apparently can attract men as well as women, and basic charts.  Guest: Jake of The Dark Knight Minute Too Old Media
31:19
February 9, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 74: International Shimmy Day
In this minute, so many cigarettes, shimmying, and eye ball explosions.  Guest: Jake of The Dark Knight Minute Too Old Media
18:28
February 9, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 73: Homemade Tearaways.
In this minute, Austin gets in his very interesting underwear which is quite a sight and we walk you through DIY tearaway pants.  Guest: Jake of The Dark Knight Minute Too Old Media
18:36
February 7, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 72: Lovely, luscious ladies.
In this minute, Dr. Evil is wearing a couch cover as a suit, everything is phallic, and things that could calm you from sexy time.  Guest: Jake of The Dark Knight Minute Too Old Media  
21:56
February 6, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 71: Thick thighs save lives.
In this minute, its all about fembots, can Austin resist the charms of these beautiful ladies.  Guest: Jake of The Dark Knight Minute Too Old Media
20:52
February 5, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 70: Our idea of everywhere is Scooby-Doo.
In this minute, the stretch limo of trams, Alicia Silverstone the 90s icon, and how many points is too many for a point turn? Then maybe, a little late breaking news... Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
34:09
February 2, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 69: Once a doctor always a doctor.
In this minute, Nudedudes, Dr. Evil's perfect branding, and potential monogamy.  Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
17:32
February 1, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 68: Judo....BUSTED
In this minute, we find out Vanessa might've made the smokey eye iconic, and Johnie becomes her own MythBuster. Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
22:14
January 31, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 67: Shitting yourself doesn't benefit you in any way.
In this minute, a big ol' bag of SHHHH, possible shitting your pants, and how Inspector Gadget and Austin are similar.  Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
24:32
January 30, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 66: Scott probably played a lot of GTA.
In this minute, we discuss the possible disappointment Number 2 has, and how to test a slow moving dipping mechanism for evil.  Guest: Chris Di Guardia of National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Days Too Old Media
18:05
January 29, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 65: Dr. Evil should diversify
In this minute, sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads and Dr. Evil's many skillful ventures. Guest: Nathan of The Goofy Movie Minute
24:07
January 19, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 64: Wait,, So we don't know who Scott's mom is?
In this minute, spoilers kind of, and you don't ever want to accidentally send someone into the fire pit. Guest: Nathan of The Goofy Movie Minute Too Old Media
16:07
January 18, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 63: A lot of boobs.
In this minute, Scott knows how to make an entrance, and the hazard of rolling office chairs.  Guest: Nathan of The Goofy Movie Minute Too Old Media
16:07
January 17, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 62: I hope they got paid more.
In this minute, Dr. Evil fashion designer, extra pay, and segways.  Guest: Nathan of The Goofy Movie Minute Too Old Media
22:22
January 16, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 61: How they make squished people sounds...
In this minute, steamrollers, Stewart, and sound effects OH MY! Guest: Nathan of The Goofy Movie Minute Too Old Media
17:55
January 15, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 60: Is this what people think Americans are like?
In this minute, we discuss the various costume changes/disguises of Austin and Vanessa, plus possible contamination.  Guest: Rick of Mad Max Minute Too Old Media
17:51
January 14, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 59: Stuffed and Unstrung
In this minute, Austin gets a crash course in the 90s and our tram tour guide has an interesting side job in his real life. Guest: Rick of Mad Max Minute Too Old Media
18:18
January 11, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 58: Austin apologists
In this minute, we imagine a world with a Burt Bacharach force ghost and how Austin got his hands on all that Tab. Guest: Rick of Mad Max Minute Too Old Media 
17:47
January 10, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 57: Who knows what he firing?
In this minute, we ponder of what could possible happen in a future Austin Powers movie.  Guest: Rick of Mad Max Minute Too Old Media
19:09
January 9, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 56: Regional Element of Courtship
In this minute, we are all confused by the lack of "defining the relationship" happening with Austin and Vanessa. Guest: Rick from Mad Max Minute Too Old Media
22:03
January 9, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 55: If your not down for it, don't do it.
In this minute, its about picking apart the beginning of Dr. Evil's therapy monologue.  Guests: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and George Hendricks of The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
31:22
January 5, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 54: Mostest Evilest
In this minute we discuss evil occupations and doctors we actually like. Who knew people liked doctors and dentists?  Guests: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and George Hendricks of The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
23:37
January 4, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 53: All about Carrie Fisher..
In this minute, everyone's favorite space princess makes an appearance as a group therapist. Can she handle Dr. Evil and Scott? Guests: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and George Hendricks from The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
37:15
January 3, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 52: Why is your mom here?
In this minute, we talk about the possibility of fake tours and Basil's mum dropping in for a visit.  Guests: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and George Hendricks of The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
23:30
January 2, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 51: Live stream our screams
In this minute we discuss Austin's fears and some of ours. What could they be? Guests: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute and George Hendricks of The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
29:55
January 2, 2018
International Minute of Mystery 50: The Queen is an International Woman of Mystery
In this minute we talk about our appreciation for dad jokes, bomb ass dental hygiene, and a possible cameo from none other than Her Majesty the Queen.
23:40
December 29, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 49: The Most Interesting Search History Ever
In this minute we talk about Frau's most badass creation, the Fembots. Special Guest: Thomas from The Neverending Minute
18:14
December 28, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 48: The Legs and Butt Minute
In this minute we hear some dirty nursery rhymes and get our first glimpse at the Fembots.  Special Guest: Thomas from The Neverending Minute
18:17
December 27, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 47: What's Your Favorite Fart Joke?
In this minute we talk about disgracing Japanese culture and fart jokes. Special Guest: Thomas from The Neverending Minute
22:06
December 26, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 46: Floaty Bits
In this minute we talk about boiling children in hot tubs and extraordinarily long nipples. Special Guest: Thomas from The Neverending Minute
27:28
December 25, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 45: Silhouette Titties
In this minute we talk about the Asian-inspired decor of Alotta's penthouse and the Sims (as always). Special Guest: Alex from Galaxy Quest Minute
17:36
December 22, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 44: All Juiced Up
In this minute we talk about human organ trafficking, a Carrot Top movie, and sneaking into Alotta Fagina's penthouse.  Special Guest: Alex from Galaxy Quest Minute
18:12
December 21, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 43: There's Time Travel Involved Here
In this minute we talk about Austin reaching peak sadness, the best Bond Girl names, and Alyssa goes on a Star Trek tangent.  Special Guest: Alex from Galaxy Quest Minute
24:20
December 20, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 42: I'm The Boring One
In this minute, Austin shows us what a good guy he is, and we find out his true feelings about Mrs. Kensington. Special Guest: Alex from Galaxy Quest
19:40
December 19, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 41: Do Cockroaches Have Teeth?
In this minute we talk about really good dad jokes and getting drunk off champagne.  Special Guest: Alex from Galaxy Quest Minute
22:51
December 18, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 40: Twister & Chill
In this minute we talk about drunken montages, Hit Clips, and Britney Spears' Twister commercial. Special Guest: Harper from The Thing Minute
27:19
December 15, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 39: World's Worst Spies
In this minute we talk about Austin's photography skills (or lack there of) and sweet Burt Bacharach tunes. Special Guest: Harper from The Thing Minute
15:01
December 14, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 38: Strategic Sausage
In this minute we talk about having champagne for breakfast and Shaggy, the hero of our childhood. Special Guest: Harper from The Thing Minute
23:55
December 13, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 37: Unraveling The Magic
In this minute we talk about things old ladies collect, movie magic, and naked squats. Special Guest: Harper from The Thing Minute
18:24
December 12, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 36: Yes, Dad, We All Remember Austin Powers
In this minute we talk about evil medical school and evil laughs. Special Guest: Harper from The Thing Minute
16:06
December 11, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 35: Heart, Star, Clover, and Blue Moon
In this minute we learn that Johnie and Rel are very well versed on cereal marshmallows and get some insight on a racially stereotypical secret United Nations meeting. Check out our amazing special guest Rel on Twitter @rellydoo
30:25
December 8, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 34: BlowOutYourButthole.com
In this minute we talk about bathroom etiquette and having a poop hype man.  Find our special guest Rel on Twitter @rellydoo
17:30
December 7, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 33: Everything's Bigger In Texas
In this minute we meet a cowboy and see our favorite assassin again. With special guests Rel and Charlie. Find Rel on Twitter @rellydoo
13:09
December 6, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 32: a Hot Dog Down a Hallway Situation
In this minute we talk about Italian confidential secretaries and the "little boy's room". You can find our special guest, Rel, on twitter @rellydoo
25:14
December 5, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 31: Charlie Saves The Podcast
In this minute we talk about living dangerously, x-ray vision eye patches, and Richie Cunningham and his wife, Oprah. Special Guest: Rel and her Australian Shepherd, Charlie. Find her on twitter @rellydoo
27:25
December 4, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 30: Switch the Tape to Tragic
In this minute, George intros this one as the oldest man alive version of Johnie, Alyssa learns what red velvet is, and the wonders of eye patches. Special Guest: George Hendricks from The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
25:27
December 1, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 29: There's a lot of googling
In this minute, NERD ALERT! We get to see how Vanessa packs her suitcase, and how she's packin'. Special Guest: George Hendricks from The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
20:10
November 30, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 28: Give us a hug!
In this minute, the tucka tucka macarena ends, we make history with George asking to return for this movie in a few weeks, and the ins and outs of piercing your ears.  Special Guest: George Hendricks from The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
21:47
November 29, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 27: The Mystery Minute
In this minute, you get an insight into Alyssa's editing style, SCOTT!!, and our own Maury style reunion. Special Guest: George Hendricks from The Mogwai Minute Too Old Media
24:18
November 28, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 26: Find the right sour for you
In this minute, George does a dramatic reading of Vanessa's lines, we determine Austin might be a sociopath, and we introduce a new segment for this week.  Special Guest: George Hendricks from The Mogwai Minute  Too Old Media
17:28
November 27, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 25: Banking On Shrek Movies
In this minute we talk about Shrek, men talking to their genitals, and Austin's sexy Jaguar.  Special Guest: Hal from The Rocketeer Minute
25:08
November 24, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 24: Meat And Two Veg
In this minute we talk about misogyny and euphemisms. Special Guest: Hal from The Rocketeer Minute 
23:41
November 23, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 23: I Subscribe To Mustard
In this minute we talk about what we would hold the world ransom for and how much Dr Evil's money is worth today.
20:55
November 22, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 22: Make Laser an Acronym Again
In this minute we talk about Dr. Evil's elaborate plans and the ozone layer. Special Guest: Hal from The Rocketeer Minute
15:47
November 21, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 21: Gotta Start With Adultery
In this minute we talk about factories that make little factories and Price Charles' affair. Special guest: Hal from The Rocketeer Minute 
13:17
November 20, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 20: Damn I'm Having Fun
In this minute we talk about what kind of cereal we are and how Number Two kept Virtucon afloat.  Special Guest: Mark from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
18:20
November 17, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 19: Salvation Army Assassin
In this minute we learn what Frau's been up to for the last 30 years and that Random Task has a name. Special Guest: Mark from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
13:15
November 16, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 18: Gotta Buy A Lap Kitty
In this minute we talk about Mustafa's fatal mistakes and Mr. Bigglesworth: The Perfect Cat Special Guest: Mark from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
12:31
November 15, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 17: Costco For Freezing Things
In this minute we talk about cryopreserving your pets and Dr Evil's kill chamber. Special Guest: Mark from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
22:28
November 14, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 16: Nacho Babe
In this minute we talk about rejections and jumbo jets. Special Guest: Mark from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
18:47
November 13, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 15: Pump Up My Pu$$y
In this minute we talk about Swedish-made penis enlarger pumps and things like that.
29:60
November 10, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 14: Sucker For Love Stories
In this minute we talk about inner monologues, Twilight, and we even learn a new word. Special guest: Nathan from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
23:18
November 9, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 13: Total Fox
In this minute we talk about babes, foxes, and OkCupid. Special Guest: Nathan from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
18:35
November 8, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 12: Loose Rules Sink Ships
In this minute we talk about candy and selling our bodies to science. Special Guest: Nathan from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
32:18
November 7, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 11: It's Very Unserious
In this minute we talk about suicidal turkeys and urination. Special Guest: Nathan from DC Cinematic Minute & Tarantino Minute
25:32
November 6, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 10: Submerge Me In Goo
In this minute we talk about avant garde comedy and warm liquid goo. Special Guest: Mike from Tarantino Minute & Stellar Dynamics
16:19
November 3, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 9: Snoop Dogg Minute
In this minute we ask Mike Myers to come back to us, check out the Celebrity Vault of the cryogenic freezing facility, and learn about Vanilla Ice's career. Special Guest: Mike from Tarantino Minute & Stellar Dynamics
14:29
November 2, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 8: Top Gun Talk
In this minute we talk about aerospace jargon, ugly brothers, and Dr. Evil's cult Special Guest: Mike from Tarantino Minute & Stellar Dynamics
12:47
November 1, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 7: I Like Big Boys
In this minute we discuss bead curtains, shooting out of a Big Boy, and why anyone would want to be cryogenically frozen.  Special Guest: Mike from Tarantino Minute & Stellar Dynamics
16:57
October 31, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 6: It's a Big Mock Fest
In this minute we dance on a stripper pole, watch Andy Warhol paint, and punch a man, man. Special Guest: Mike from Tarantino Minute & Stellar Dynamics
16:51
October 30, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 5: No big boys just a bunch of tiny boys.
 In this minute we are heading toward the Electric Pussycat Swingers Club.  A Too Old Media Podcast
14:04
October 27, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 4: Its the charisma behind the teeth.
In this minute we have dancing, a marching band, and a babe. Oh behave baby.  We both cry in this episode... A Too Old Media Podcast
10:42
October 26, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 3: Work with me baby!
In this minute we explore the lovely cast of the movie. Also, we get to see Austin's many talents.  A Too Old Media Podcast 
12:38
October 25, 2017
International Minute of Mystery 2: Mr. Bigglesworth is Satan
When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die in this minute. Don't mess with kitties.  A Too Old Media Podcast 
12:53
October 24, 2017
International Minute Of Mystery 1: A Whole Lot of Minutes
Its the very first minute of the International Man of Mystery. Its also our very first minute as minute makers. Groovy baby! A Too Old Media Podcast
13:27
October 23, 2017