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Today’s Presidential Quote

Today’s Presidential Quote

By J

A crazy quote of the day, from the president of the United States.
Cover art photo provided by David Everett Strickler on Unsplash: unsplash.com/@mktgmantra
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Today’s Presidential QuoteMar 14, 2019

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Thomas Edison

Thomas Edison

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president discusses inventors.
Jan 24, 202000:19
MLK jr. DAY

MLK jr. DAY

In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump pays his respects to MLK. Just kidding.
Jan 22, 202000:26
Foreign Language

Foreign Language

How does Trump feel about the Constitution? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Jan 21, 202000:15
Brats

Brats

How does Trump feel about children? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
Jan 16, 202000:26
Some Night

Some Night

What day is it? (Don’t) find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
Jan 16, 202000:25
First Lady

First Lady

Find out Trump’s unoriginal nickname for the First Lady in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Jan 15, 202000:27
Sooo Concerned

Sooo Concerned

Really Big Breaking News is covered in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Jan 14, 202000:34
Drugs

Drugs

Where does Trump’s money go? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Jan 11, 202000:28
I Know All of Them

I Know All of Them

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president brags about how many Greek people he knows.
Jan 09, 202000:32
Resolution

Resolution

In Today’s Presidential Quote, Trump refuses to share his New Year’s Resolution.
Jan 08, 202000:22
The Real Call

The Real Call

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president assures us the call was real.
Jan 07, 202000:25
K9

K9

What does Trump call K9s. Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Jan 04, 202000:22
Professional

Professional

What is the president a professional at? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Jan 02, 202000:21
Times Ten

Times Ten

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president comments on Joe Biden.
Dec 31, 201900:19
Boom

Boom

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president reminisces about dishwashers and explosions.
Dec 28, 201900:25
Everything

Everything

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president talks about the “perfect” phone call.
Dec 27, 201900:33
Sick Puppy

Sick Puppy

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president insults Adam Schiff.
Dec 26, 201900:23
The World Is Tiny

The World Is Tiny

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rambles on about windmills some more.
Dec 25, 201900:39
We Have A World

We Have A World

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president rambles on about windmills.
Dec 24, 201900:49
Great

Great

The president comments how we’re going in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Dec 19, 201900:19
The Buck

The Buck

Where does the buck stop? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
Dec 18, 201900:17
Sand

Sand

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president discusses Syria.
Dec 17, 201900:29
Impeachment Lite

Impeachment Lite

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president makes it sound like impeachment is a sports drink.
Dec 13, 201900:22
Chill Greta

Chill Greta

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president gives Greta Thunberg some advice.
Dec 13, 201900:34
Rain

Rain

What is rain? Find out in Today’s Presidential Quote!
Dec 11, 201900:22
Clean The Swamp

Clean The Swamp

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president changes his old catchphrase.
Dec 10, 201900:27
Flushing Toilets

Flushing Toilets

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president suddenly cares very deeply about the environment, or at least one issue related to it.
Dec 07, 201900:37
Orange

Orange

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president seems to insult himself. This is a new one!
Dec 06, 201900:21
They Have Money

They Have Money

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains Canada does not pay enough towards NATO.
Dec 05, 201900:22
Mini Mike

Mini Mike

Today’s Presidential Quote is a new nickname, this one for Michael Bloomberg.
Dec 03, 201900:26
Meet The Depressed

Meet The Depressed

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president praises Senator Kennedy and attacks Chuck Todd.
Dec 02, 201900:28
Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president assured us Thanksgiving will not change.
Nov 30, 201900:23
A Chest Quite Like It

A Chest Quite Like It

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president carries on yesterday’s outrageous story.
Nov 29, 201900:25
Gorgeous Chest

Gorgeous Chest

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president flatters himself as he talks about his hospital visit.
Nov 28, 201900:28
Bed Bug

Bed Bug

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president tells us how crazy Nancy Pelosi is.
Nov 27, 201900:21
Phone Calls

Phone Calls

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president talks about watching phone calls.
Nov 26, 201900:25
Good Mood

Good Mood

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president disputes Sondland’s description of him.
Nov 22, 201900:18
Pre-Existing Physicians

Pre-Existing Physicians

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president thinks of a clever new saying.
Nov 21, 201900:29
Ststement

Ststement

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president offers some advice in the form of a typo.
Nov 20, 201900:24
Foistered

Foistered

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president makes up a new word.
Nov 19, 201900:20
A Guy

A Guy

Find out who Trump was before he was president in Today’s Presidential Quote.
Nov 16, 201900:21
Hollywood Whatever

Hollywood Whatever

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president struggles to recall details in a story.
Nov 15, 201900:18
Pound My Chest

Pound My Chest

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president complains about a lack of help.
Nov 14, 201900:23
Sooo Lucky

Sooo Lucky

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president brags about Stock Markets and tells us we are lucky.
Nov 13, 201900:24
Wonerful

Wonerful

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president describes New York with a typo.
Nov 09, 201900:24
Prople

Prople

In Today’s Presidential Quote, we have a spelling error. As usual.
Nov 07, 201900:23
Rupublicans

Rupublicans

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president misspells a word in his bit of advice.
Nov 06, 201900:28
Infair

Infair

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president makes up a new word, again.
Nov 05, 201900:47
Quid Pro Quo

Quid Pro Quo

In Today’s Presidential Quote, the president asserts his ability to do quid pro quo.
Nov 02, 201900:23
Shooting

Shooting

In Today’s Presidential Quote, we learn that there is a lot of shooting in a military raid.
Nov 01, 201900:18