#JudgingYou with Alyssa & Shannon

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, and he's back in the form of a doll that belongs to a woman with dementia who starts to recall his dark past..."

Disclaimer: the first part of the episode is not the most exciting, but PUSH THROUGH! Stick around for the second half because oh man, shit gets weird...

After a party, David Hargrove gives a ride home to his colleagues Emily Brandt and Corey Thompson. A drunken Corey begs David to stop at an isolated ATM so he can get cash to buy some dinner. Soon they are threatened by an unknown man and they become trapped in the ATM trying to survive...

Today we bring you a bunch of fun (and slightly depressing) stories from Reddit. We have puppies, baby snatchers, and one story that is strait out of Michael Scott's memoirs. Come hang out :)

Today we are diving into the story of Teresita Basa, the woman who helped catch her murderer from beyond the grave...

"A girl and her friends find a game in the attic that summons a creature known as The Midnight Man, who uses their worst fears against them."

Straight from the depths of CreepyPasta, we bring you our review of The Midnight Man. Full of fake blood and cliches, this movie could be a lot of fun after a couple drinks, or when you just want to sit around and make fun of bad horror movies.

YOU'RE INVITED to Alyssa's 32nd birthday bash! This week we wanted to kick back and do something fun and easy, so we hope you enjoy!

"A divorced mother of one is thrown into turmoil when her young daughter becomes obsessed with an evil doll left behind by the previous occupants of their new home."

This week we bring you this cliché of a movie. It was decent as far as SyFy movies go, but definitely nothing innovative or ground breaking lol BUT that being said, we did have a lot of fun on this episode and we think you'll enjoy it too. We hope you come hang out and relax with us.

Today we're starting off Season 3 the fun way with some fun Am I the Asshole and advice stories! This week the stories feature bitch bridezillas, neglectful parents, and cheating wives. What more can you ask for really? lol Come hang out!

Today we celebrate 100 episodes my enjoying some tacos, getting a little tipsy, and letting AI completely take over!

We had AI write up some scandals, give us some crazy movie descriptions, and much, much more! This episode is very silly and pretty much unedited, so we hope you enjoy! Thanks to everyone who has listened for any amount of time, but especially to those who have listened to every episode. We appreciate you more than you know!

"Two vampires realize their food source is in jeopardy when alien creatures land on earth causing humans to become rabid zombies. They must battle cannibals, gun toting nuns, aliens, and the undead if they want to save their world. "

For a b-movie, this one isn't so bad...but it's also not great. Vampires, Cannibals, and Nuns - Oh my!

Today we are bringing you another true crime case - the disappearance of 3 year old Madeleine McCann. Madeleine went missing when she and her family were vacationing in Portugal and she was never found. Alyssa spent quite some time researching all the details of this case, and we definitely have some feelings and theories about it. What do you think happened in this tragic missing persons case?

This week we bring to you some wild and crazy reddit relationship stories which include threesomes, cheaters, and of course - worst of all - Boss Babe Pyramid Schemes! This episode was a ton of fun and we really hope you enjoy it and get a laugh because we sure did! Let us know if you'd watch our Christmas movie - anyone have any connections with Tubi? XD

Today, Alyssa decided to cover the unsolved murder of the young, beautiful JonBenet Ramsey. I didn't know the details of this case, and we've talked a few times about covering more true crime cases, so here it is. We want to approach this with great respect for the horrible, devastating crime that actually happened here. The few times that we joke or laugh in this episode are merely our way of handling the discomfort that comes with the topic - we don't mean to be disrespectful.

We'd love to hear your thoughts and theories on what happened in this case, and let us know if you'd enjoy more true crime episodes in the future!

This week we freely give out our opinions as we present to you the hills we would die on! We talk about everything from Disney princesses to Child Protective Services, so buckle up folks! What are your thoughts on our "hot takes" and what other topics should we cover?

This week we're bringing you a mix of Am I the Asshole stories, Today I F*cked Up stories, and r/Relationship Advice. The stories this week are wild and weirdly involve a lot of cocaine... Come hang out and let us know your thoughts and opinions!

This one goes out to all of our Halloween lovers and spooky bitches.

This week we celebrated Halfway to Halloween by reading some spooooky stories! We hope you'll grab a cozy blanket, turn off the lights, and enjoy these CreepyPastas (unless you're driving, then please don't do any of that. Except the blanket, that's probably fine...)

This week on #JudgingYou, Alyssa and I met up to swap some Am I the Asshole stories, and funny enough, almost all of them had to do with either weddings/marriage or relationships, which was totally unplanned. This is a longer AITA episode, but it is packed with some really juicy stories and a good smattering of rants and life lessons from us lol Come hang out :)

"When a young woman disappears during Mardi Gras, her friends race to find her before she falls victim to a sadistic Southern family plagued by a centuries old voodoo curse..."

Alyssa reviewed Gothic Harvest for us this week and man oh man did this movie have potential! It even had some better known actors, but still just felt like a total flop. Full of plot holes and strange story lines, this movie is lucky it earned the 3.5 it earned on IMDB. Have you seen this one? If you haven't, don't worry, you're not missing much...

"A giant bloodthirsty Easter bunny starts viciously killing the local townsfolk. When the Mayor refuses to act and the attacks grow more gruesome, the town finds its very survival in the hands of a wannabe actress and a crazy dog-catcher."

This week we're bringing you an Easter treat! And by treat I mean absolute disaster. This movie was definitely trying to be bad, and it succeeded. Go check out the clips we have up on our Instagram and you'll see exactly what I mean lol Enjoy!

This episode is for all you PotterHeads! And if you don't love Harry Potter, you should stick around for the Beanboozled beans because we definitely eat A LOT of them in this episode and it was terrible. Play along and see if you can do any better than Alyssa lol

Today we bring you more fun Am I the Asshole stories. This week's stories include cheating spouses, "soul mates," and crazy family drama. We found some fun and juicy ones this time around, so come hang out!

One thing you should know about us is that we LOVE Disneyland. It's our vacation destination of choice 9 times out of 10. Well, we both recently went to Disneyland (but not together, funny enough) and Alyssa decided it was time for some Disneyland/Disney movie trivia! We also decided it would be fun to bring in the Bean-Boozled beans to punish us for our wrong answers lol It was disgusting and hilarious. In the beginning of the episode we refer to some pictures that Alyssa took in the parks. If you'd like to play along, or even just see the images, head over to our Instagram - @judgingyoupod!

This week our dear Alyssa was out of town celebrating her anniversary at Disneyland(!), so I had a special guest step in! Today I brought on my adorable 5 year old, Adam, and asked him a bunch of fun questions. If this is one you decide to skip I totally understand, but you'll be missing out on some serious cuteness

We have another busy couple weeks ahead, so here is another AITA episode for you! The stories are fun and the energy is chaotic lol Plus, get a sneak peak into Alyssa's upcoming cook book full of her favorite recipes! (are they disgusting? you decide).

Make sure to go on Spotify and let us know what Hogwarts house you're in!

We have a lot going on this week, so we decided to keep it simple. We read r/AmItheAsshole stories, as well as r/PettyRevenge stories. We've got a couple wild stories to tell, so come hang out and judge with us!

This week we played a little game we decided to call "Fake News" where we read crazy headlines and had to decide if they were real or not. Pretty self-explanatory I guess lol Alyssa also told some "too crazy to NOT be true" work stories that personally made me cackle like a weirdo. This is a fairly short, chill episode because we had a very busy week. We love you all and we hope you enjoy just hanging out!

This week Alyssa and I read and discuss Am I the Asshole stories that involve Valentine's Day mishaps and rocky relationships. Come hang out for a chill episode full of audacious assholes! 

"A detective of the paranormal slowly unravels mysterious events with deadly results."

This is a VERY loose synopsis of this strange sci-fi thriller, which has only a 2.4 rating on IMDB btw...
Apparently there are multiple video games that inspired this movie, and it's sequel, but neither of us have ever heard of any of it. This week the two of us split our movie once again - Alyssa watched the first half and Shannon watched the second half. It was a wild ride from start to finish, but we also walked away with way more questions than answers. Have you guys seen these movies or played the video games?

This week we talk about conspiracy theories ranging from the government and royal families to Avril Lavigne and aliens! What's your favorite theory?

This week we decided to switch things up and we split a movie! Shannon watched the first half of the movie and Alyssa watched the second half and we had to piece everything together. We had a lot of fun, so we hope it's fun for you too! 

The movie we watched is called Dream House Nightmare, and it is a creepy movie based on true events where a woman becomes obsessed with her "dream home" and harasses the family who lives there in the hopes that they'll move out and she can move in. She destroys their property, leaves creepy notes, and threatens the family members. 

Today was supposed to be an episode all about Mandela Effects, but we kind of got off topic and talked about religion, aliens, and touched on conspiracy theories. We had a lot of fun in this episode, and we hope to bring a full conspiracy theory episode soon! Let us know what your favorite conspiracy theory is by answering the question on Spotify! 

Welcome to 2023! This week we were supposed to have both of the husbands back on the show, but unfortunately Alyssa's husband was home sick. Luckily, Tony was able to share stories and judge people with us, which is always a good time. It was nice to just hang out in the living room (sorry for the echo) and discuss stupid assholes. We hope you enjoy :) 

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"New Year's Eve proves to be less of a party and more of a fight for survival for a group of friends battling against time travelling aliens."

Happy New Year everyone!  Today we bring you the tale of 'Alien Party Crashers', also known as 'Canaries', a movie about time travelling aliens who are out for blood! This movie could have been it's own low-budget play on "Shaun of the Dead", but between the terrible aliens, the bad acting, and the plot-holiest story line, it ultimately falls flat... Come hang out with us! This one gets weird lol

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"When Blanca Snow is faced with spending Christmas with her dastardly stepmother Victoria, she attempts to fulfill her late father's wishes and create new memories as a family."   Which really only is the first chunk of the movie. The rest of it includes two love interests (a hunter and a prince), amnesia, fraud, and of course - true love's kiss.

This cheesy awful holiday romance is a bumpy ride so buckle up friends! And happy holidays! 
(Also, we apologize for the sad doggy noises in the background. They really hate being locked out of the room lol)

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This week Alyssa threw the Christmas trivia right back at me with questions about classic Christmas movies! Hang out and play along!

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Join us for some fun holiday Hallmark Christmas music fun and chaos! 

Today I told some "Today I Fucked Up" stories, and Alyssa dug up some more fun "Am I the Asshole"s and we had some super fun discussions!

We got off on a few tangents, surprise surprise, and we want to hear your opinions! Also, if you have any fun topics that we can chat about on an episode, please let us know. You can find us on Instagram and Tiktok!

This week we read some interesting Am I the Asshole stories that involve a few people who DEFINITELY sound like they were cheating, awkward and inappropriate situations, terrible friends, and bad investments. Come hang out :) 

This week Alyssa found 10 of the top urban legends in the United States! Some are spooky, some are sad, and we definitely went to do morp! Let us know if we talked about your home state in this episode :)

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*Episode TW for blood, murder, mutilation, sexual assault, gore*
Welcome to our Spooktober finale!  This week we will be talking about the famous unsolved murders committed by "Jack the Ripper." We go into a lot of detail, so if you don't like talk about murder, body parts, mutilation, sexual assault, and just the overall horrific-ness that comes with these murders, this episode is not for you. Also, just a note, we hope this doesn't come off as disrespectful to the victims of the murders. We simply wanted to discuss the insane details and timings of these events because some of them are mind-boggling... If you stick around, we hope you enjoy!

Today we talk about some lesser-known, and super freaking weird, cryptids! Have you heard of any of these weird creatures?

This week we bring you some more spooky stories thanks to r/nosleep! Get cozy, light some candles, and let us know if any of these stories put you in the spooky mood

"A female serial killer escapes from prison to go after the one victim that got away..."

The synopsis of this week's B-movie seemed pretty promising, but unfortunately there were so many unexplained plot points that this just was not the case. But, it was still a fun ride with a couple unexpected twists, so come hang out!

Welcome to Spooktober friends! If you didn't know, we LOVE spooky things and we LOVE Halloween, so every week in October we are going to be posting spooky content. This week we read some spooky stories which included an escaped killer, murderous ex-boyfriends, and of course, The Russian Sleep Experiment. It's a fun, creeptastic time, so get cozy and get spooky!

"A deaf and mute writer who retreated into the woods to live a solitary life must fight for her life in silence when a masked killer appears at her window."

This week we are wandering down the "Today I F*cked Up" reddit page and friends, we found some crazy stories. I think this is honestly the hardest we have laughed in any of our episodes. It was super fun to record, so we hope you enjoy