Just Two Lads

Audio quality? Minimal. Chaotic energy? Maximal. Happy New Year JTL Fam! We know it's been a while so here's a little treat to hold you over to when we're back on a hot mic. 

Kelsey thanks Andres for being a chivalrous bathroom user. Andres talks about his rotten pumpkin mess. Kelsey eats a bratwurst during most of the episode. 👻🎃🔮

Edited by: Marco Miranda | follow us on instagram and tiktok @justtwoladspodcast!

Follow us on instagram @justtwoladspodcast to get updates when podcasts go up on different days!! Next episode is our second annual Halloween podcast, so get caught up by checking out Spookytown, USA before then! Also check out our Spotify poll after listening to the episode 😉

Edited by: Marco Miranda 

This episode is dedicated to a very good boy gone much too soon; love you Bloo. 💙

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What a full circle moment indeed: Kelsey and Andres crouched over one microphone. Andres tries to make Kelsey into Binging with Babish, Kelsey tries to explain the fire evacuation she recently underwent. Andres really wants dinner.

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Surprise, surprise, we're back to Zoom recording but we still tackle some interesting topics like: why Kelsey can't say she loves Andres, Andres' dog, weird cell phone glitches, nudism, and more!

Edited by Marco Miranda | IG: @justtwoladspodcast

[[Warning: this episode has curse words]] It's our ANNIVERSARY!! We have officially been podcasting for a whole year so to celebrate we invited out editor Marco to join us on our very special episode! It's also the first episode we recorded in person so please excuse an audio issues, we're still working on figuring that all out. This episode features Marco's adventures at the gym, Kelsey making a friend at Ralphs, and Andres randomly knowing the prices of niche gift items. 

So, we'll be the first to admit, Kelsey has some audio issues this episode (maybe it's karmic payback for Marc.0's disappearance). But that doesn't stop the dynamic duo from tackling important topics like steak doneness and getting weird vibes in certain places. Kelsey explains the Free Britney movement to Andres, and we humbly ask Nick - text us. 

Edited by: Marco Miranda | IG: @justtwoladspodcast

Marc_0? Come in, Marc_0. COME IN, Marc_0! Marc_0 Editor Bot saves Andrés. Kelsey and Andrés talk about evolution, large sandwiches, an inflammatory twitter exchange, and the truth behind our social media.

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Andres says goodbye to college. Kelsey measures the circumference of her head. General shenanigans occur on a late night one Thursday! 

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Andres and Kelsey air some grievances. Kelsey rants selfishly about how she's mad quarantine is ending. Andres rants selfishly because he thinks Cane's is subpar in the chicken department. Kelsey yells at a muppet. Andres has tummy troubles.   #moovebeyondthemoo

Edited by: Marco Miranda

So many topics this week, so little time! Listen for the deets ;)

Edited by: Marco Miranda

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Andrés gives a history lesson, Kelsey wants to go to Milwaukee and ponders why french fries from Greek places are so good. Kelsey recounts a memory with Nick Cage and Andrés recalls his Easter plans.

Edited by Marco Miranda || IG: @justtwoladspodcast

We asked Matt to join us about five minutes before we started recording so he's real authentic. We rehash our old thespian festival triumphs and failures, travel destinations, and Matt's quest to find an Xbox. 

Edited by Marco Miranda

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Burnt popcorn, burnt marshmallow, peep soda; Kelsey ruins going to the movies for Andres; Andres slights Marco.

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Kelsey and Andres talk about their nightmares, what they really think about cancel culture, and engage in a serious debate about sandwich angles. Thanks to Steven, Ryan, and Giselle for their questions!

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How many embarrassing stories can we fit in? How many tangents can we go on? Do we ever find a theme? Nope. Andrés gets attacked by bees, and Kelsey gets attacked by old high school memories. 

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Not your typical "lessons I've learned" episode, Andrés quizzes Kelsey on all the things she's learned (and forgotten) over her 25 years of life so far. Tackling topics from trends to friendship to faking her death, this episode is loosely strung together by a web of chaos.

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All things love and love languages are divulged on this year’s Valentine’s Day episode. 😘

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Kelsey tries hard not to go on forever about singing, does she succeed? Andres talks about Denver conspiracy theories. Kelsey and Andres struggle with some interesting historical topics.

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WELCOME TO SEASON TOO OF JUST TOO LADS!! yes, the spelling mistakes were on purpose, in case you were wondering. 

This episode centers on Andres' most recent trip to the big apple and all the bad pizza he managed to find there, miraculously. Kelsey talks about her NYE food experience and reminisces about the Harry Potter Tour she took in 5th grade. Oh, and don't worry, there is an explanation as to why toilets used to cause home explosions. Nope, that wasn't clickbait. 🚽🔥

Edited by Marco Miranda

Andres teaches us all about Johnny Appleseed, Kelsey talks about how she learned what Pizzagate was in the back of an Uber, and the difference between Honda's and Hyundai's. This episode ends season 1; we had a great time and hope you did too! See YOU in season 2!! 🍎🍕🚙

Edited by Marco Miranda

We're back with our second to last episode of 2020! This time, Kelsey explains the wild world of uranium glass, Andrés divulges a Japanese Christmas tradition, and two very heated conversations about sandwiches and astrology round out episode 10. Happy Holidays from Just Two Lads!

*Edited by our fabulous new editor: Marco Miranda!

Today’s episode is all about Andres! A bunch of his friends join us in a wild game of “the Newlyweds Game”! Think you know the answers? Play along and let us know how many you got right!! 

P.S. sorry for any audio issues, editing 18 people's zoom tracks is HARD OKAYY?? 

Kelsey and Andres take a look back at their favorite memories with their improv team throughout the years. They give thanks for the friends and family they’ve made in the team and recount some of the wildest moments so far. 

Well, it finally happened. Kelsey bought crocs, and she secretly wears them all the time. Andres spirals trying to explain Descartes and spiders in wigs. Kelsey and Andres talk about memories they have that aren’t theirs and what happens if you’re killed by a bible. 

It’s the long awaited Halloween episode! Kelsey and Andres tell ghost stories, both folklore and personal. Gather some friends (that you live with or via the internet) in a dark room and get spooked with them. 🍬🍫🎃

Zoom school, unnecessary Amazon purchases ruining their Facebook ads, and a burger…wish mashed potatoes? Andres makes one of his favorite restaurant meals and tests Kelsey’s wine knowledge and tolerance for bashing Taco Bell. Featuring Andrew Lloyd Webber trivia.

Andres and Kelsey talk about how they decided the name of their podcast, a DnD campaign, a micro-nation, and spice induced dreams. - including a dedication to RBG at the end of the podcast. 

Kelsey and Andres deep dive into far-reaching, yet somehow connected topics. From 20th century novelists to Dr. Pimple Popper - random knowledge, here we come. 

Andres relives Kelsey's biggest betrayal in their friendship (so far) and recites the sonnet he was challenged to write about an unusual topic (🍑). Oh, and they cover a few conspiracy theories as well as bring an instagram trend to life. 

Welcome to Just Two Lads Podcast! Hosts Andres and Kelsey talk tackle pretty much any topic that pops into their heads. This episode features topics like: famous musicals, Disney magic, and cooking mishaps. Please enjoy and thanks so much for listening!