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Cinema Eulogies

Cinema Eulogies

By Anthony Salomone

Love horror films?! Your hosts G and Ant talk all things that go bump in the night!
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Episode 11: The Possession of Hannah Grace

Cinema EulogiesDec 02, 2018

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Joker

Joker

Happy New Year, Creatures of the Night! Welcome to our first review of 2020! Tonight’s episode brings the crew back to gush over Joaquin Phoenix, Taxi Driver, Bernie Goetz, and NYC in the late 80’s! Enjoy!
Jan 07, 202043:47
Doctor Sleep

Doctor Sleep

Welcome to our Doctor Sleep episode!  Listen to us tackle the toughest topics like redemption, fighting off the ghosts from your past, and the perils of Ant's appetite as it tries to coexist with fancy cuisine.  

Nov 24, 201936:45
Midsommar

Midsommar

G and Ant discuss the perils of slam dancing, wooden hammers, old age, car exhausts, and taking your dick out in places you shouldn’t. Enjoy our deep dive into Arie Aster’s film, Midsommar!
Oct 30, 201952:55
It: Chapter 2

It: Chapter 2

Club Derry has everything: Murderous clowns, black metal slushees, breakfast nachos, mullets, switchblades, and that thing of like when your friend's head turns into a spider and tries to latch onto your face.

Sep 12, 201901:05:44
Pet Sematary 2019 Review

Pet Sematary 2019 Review

Old vs New.  The crew debates if Lithgow's Judd is a dud,  if we are better off without a new Zelda, and if dead is actually better.

Jun 23, 201945:14
Doctor Sleep Trailer Review

Doctor Sleep Trailer Review

G & Ant talk about the new Doctor Sleep trailer that just dropped!

Jun 14, 201909:40
Trailer Review: It: Chapter 2

Trailer Review: It: Chapter 2

Ant & G review the It: Chapter 2 trailer!
May 14, 201907:00
Innuendo: Suspiria and the Italian Enema

Innuendo: Suspiria and the Italian Enema

Hey hey creatures of the night! Here's our latest JAHS episode before we change over to CINEMA EULOGIES! Check it out as G, Joe, and Ant break down Luca Guadagnino’s Suspiria and fight to the death for the honor of Thom Yorke🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🦇🦇🦇🦇💀💀💀💀!!!!
Mar 29, 201901:08:40
Pet Sematary Trailer 2 Review

Pet Sematary Trailer 2 Review

What’s up this is Ant dropping a lunchtime trailer review for Pet Sematary 2! Also stay tuned as JAHS will be dropping our review of the 3 Mother films from Dario Argento as well as Luca Guadadigno’s remake of Suspiria! Enjoy, Ghouls!! 🦇☠️🦇☠️🦇
Feb 07, 201904:08
Episode 12: The Gingebread House That Jack Built

Episode 12: The Gingebread House That Jack Built

Welcome to our Xmas episode! The JAHS crew has a merry ol' time breaking down the house that Lars built with our Yuletide analysis of his newest film, "The House that Jack Built." We made a list, checked it twice, cracked open the eggnog and dashed through our favorite holiday horror flicks.
Jan 02, 201952:12
Episode 11: The Possession of Hannah Grace

Episode 11: The Possession of Hannah Grace

Welcome to Episode 11 aka Ant & Gee bitch and complain about demons taking elevators.
Dec 02, 201812:57
Episode 10: A Roadmap of Pain

Episode 10: A Roadmap of Pain

Welcome to our 10th episode! In it, Joe enlightens us on his recent movie going with his reviews of Inside, Martyrs, and The Predator. Battle lines are drawn, marriages are tested, and alliances are formed as the 3 of us discuss Halloween 18. If you like the episode, please comment, rate, and review us on your favorite podcast platform! Stay spooky kids!
Dec 01, 201801:16:49
Episode 9: You’re So Cool, Brewster!!!!!!

Episode 9: You’re So Cool, Brewster!!!!!!

We‘re back! G, Ant and Joe spew nonsensical ramblings on a variety of topics from Terrifier to James Wan’s potential remake, Train to Busan. On the topic of the James Wan universe the staff of JAHS expresses our collective disappointment in The Nun. G and Ant were out and about and took in the short horror film festival at Coney Island’s Sideshow By the Seashore. We also took in a demon triple feature with the films Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight, Night of the Demons, and 976-EVIL!!!! Come in and have a listen! ☠️👻🤘🏻💀🎃👽
Nov 11, 201801:47:34
Episode 8: Nobody knows anything, with Audrey V.

Episode 8: Nobody knows anything, with Audrey V.

Welcoming our newest member of the team, our 11-year old cousin Audrey! In this episode, we discuss everything from posers to Nightmare Before Christmas to AC/DC t-shirts to Hocus Pocus to our fav spooky tunes!
Nov 03, 201841:19
Trailer Review: The Possession of Hannah Grace

Trailer Review: The Possession of Hannah Grace

Hey guys it’s Ant with my trailer review for The Possession of Hannah Grace. Check out the trailer then check out my review. I have a feeling this’ll be a good one.
Oct 16, 201803:52
Pet Sematary Trailer Review

Pet Sematary Trailer Review

Hey guys check out Ant’s review of the trailer for the Pet Sematary remake! 🖤🖤🤘🏻🤘🏻☠️☠️
Oct 10, 201802:34
Episode 7 : It’s All About The Remakes

Episode 7 : It’s All About The Remakes

It’s finally here! G, Joe, and Ant are proud to present our remakes episode! A lot of blood, sweat, and phlegm went into making this, I think it’s our crowning achievement and I’m so proud of this, it just may be my fave. So, dim the lights, light those candles, grab your drink of choice, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em, and listen as the JAHS team rips and claws through some of our favorite horror films such as IT, Invaders From Mars, The Fly, Carrie, Night of The Living Dead, Maniac, Halloween, The Blob, and Evil Dead! We had a blast making it, we hope you love listening to it! 👻☠️🤘🏻🎃💀👾
Sep 06, 201802:13:02
Episode 6: The VVitch

Episode 6: The VVitch

We’re back! G and I have such sights to show you...I mean..we have so many things to talk about, like how we saw Friday the 13th 6 and 7....IN A THEATER!! We also just wanna bitch about The VVitch. We hope you like 👻🖤👻🖤👻
Aug 15, 201843:57
Episode 5: Don’t Be A Stranger

Episode 5: Don’t Be A Stranger

Good evening ghouls and ghosts! JAHS is back with Episode 5: Don’t Be A Stranger! In this week’s episode G and Ant dig into the ‘08 slasher thriller, The Strangers, as well as the sequel that’s been 10 years in the making, Strangers: Prey At Night! G rounds out the episode with her review of the ‘18 psycho drama, Unsane! Check it out and let us know what you think! Thanks for the support 🖤☠️🤘🏻
Jun 29, 201848:08
 Episode 4: Hereditary

Episode 4: Hereditary

So, we planned to cover a lot of stuff in Episode 4, we ended up scrapping the entire ep after witnessing one of the scariest films either one of us has seen in a long time! Of course we're talking about the 2018 film, Hereditary! This film will royally mess your head up! Enjoy!!
Jun 10, 201857:18
Episode 3: Sequels

Episode 3: Sequels

Reunited, and it feels sooooo good! Join us as we talk about some of our favorite sequels with our very special guest, Joe! We cover everything from The Devil’s Rejects, Exorcist III, The Human Centipede franchise, Wolf Creek 2, Return of the Living Dead 2, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. We even manage to squeeze in time to talk steaks, trailers, Tutti-fuckin’ Frutti ice cream, and black cherry jello! If you have Spotify or Apple Music stick around after the exit music for our tribute to Joey! Thanks, and enjoy!
May 29, 201801:19:30
Episode 2: A Quiet Place

Episode 2: A Quiet Place

Welcome back to our second installment of Just Another Horror Show! In this episode we tiptoe oh so quietly through our review of A Quiet Place, starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski! Steven, this one's for you, we wish you were here!
May 16, 201835:07
Weeeee're Heeeeere!!!

Weeeee're Heeeeere!!!

Weeee’re heeeere! In our very first episode we introduce ourselves to the horror community by discussing our first experiences with the horror genre, American Werewolf In London and Scream! We also delve into the world of ghosts with the feature film Ghost Stories! Enjoy!
May 05, 201848:26