Just the Tips with Austin and Julian

This week the boys talk about: Cold Chicken, Straws, solids, napkin hoarding, Papoosas, Bluetooth speakers, Hags, Duolingo, and more!

Get into some passive exercise (14:48)

Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to (23:39)

Take those napkins home buddy (24:58)

Be cautious of people speaking in absolutes (34:06)

Sticker price prices (37:37)

Pro tip for choosing a restaurant with your partner (44:06)

Sink draining tip of the week (51:45)

Deep Ass Tips (59:14)

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This week the boys talk about: The Greatest Journal in the World, Robot Vacuums, Exercise, Bangers, My Little PonyBoys, Tylenol Suicide, PB Jars, Silk shirts, Dripping’ and More!

Be careful with the toxic coworker who never got fired (11:06)

Make a gift list on your phone (13:55)

A secret tip to control binge watching (18:48)

If you are going to commit suicide, don’t use Tylenol (22:44)

Get a big comforter (31:09)

Julian’s recycling tip of the week (36:44)

Hot water is for the birds (49:21)

Plunging tips of the stars (52:53)

Deep Ass Tips (57:38)

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This week the boys talk about: Ford vs Chevy, Eating your mom, dick pics, bloody bags, road trip pissers, Conversating, Thug life, pony tails, and more!

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This week the boys talk about….. Honestly, who cares any more. Please don’t give up on us guys…..

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This week the boys talk about Bed Bugs, The 69 Boyz, Spray Tans, Cargo Pants, Hokas and Brooks, Soup Cheeks, Wettest Mouth Competitions, Hairy knuckle Mollies, V- Neck Sweaters, The BeeGees, and More!

Get to the Tips:

You can return Nikes for up to 2 years of defects (13:15)

What’s good to know before you know it? Know where your water shut off valve is on your house (20:11)

Take it easy with the household cleaning products (29:05)

How to prevent photo swiping (32:30)

Diet exercise is about more than looking good naked (39:36)

A spoonful of PB can cure the hiccups (45:00)

Shop at restaurant supply stores (48:54)

Zelle doesn’t report transactions to IRS (53:56)

You are what you watch (55:55)

Deep Ass Tips (61:30)

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This week the boys talk about Inglewood gun flashing, Angel’s bag of pumpkins, Fudgecicles, Smoking cigs inside, Naked Grandpas and pros and cons of sleeping with them and more!

Get to the Tips:

You are under no obligation to answer your door (9:04)

Tips for busting iPhone snoopers (16:30)

Use the doorbell to get off the phone (20:22)

Clean your sink faucet aerator ASAP (29:58)

Only say good things behind people’s backs (37:30)

Record stories from old people before they die (41:30)

Wear your polarized shades when driving in heavy rain (50:58)

Deep Ass Tips (54:45)

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This week the boys talk about spiders, rattle snakes, Bike WashingBusinesses/Horrible business ideas, Poison boys get the poison out, Trash digging, rib bones, The Sniffer Test, The Sniffers, Julian’s round butt cheeks, and more!

Get to the Tips:

Relocate your spiders (13:38)

How to react to those pesky dog attacks (20:33)

Let’s talk decluttering (26:00)

How to get those stubborn sweat smells out of your gym socks (31:40)

How to get over that chronic snoozing ya big lug (35:16)

Julian’s shit tip of the week about organizing your computer (40:32)

Baby Steps (42:55)

Spammers be Spammin’ (46:55)

Use a grocery bag as floss (49:05)

This week the Boys talk about Soul Patch Flavor Enhancing Tips of the Stars, Xanax Flights, Chevy Men, DoorDash vs BeanDash, A ride on the Devil’s Wagon, Bean Dip Deep Dives, All the Fuss, Slanging Beans, Bean Envy, and more!

Coming Soon: Julian’s new auto-biography: Terrified and Thirsty: A Young Man’s Journey Across the Sonoran South West Glory Hole Circuit. A Tale of Growing Up, Finding Fulfillment and Finding One’s Own Inner-Passion.

Don’t put bumper stickers on your car, they can make you a target for crazies (07:37)

Pay cash at local businesses (15:09)

Don’t keep your ninja stars on your airbags (22:46)

Take care of your ears (27:46)

Tin Foil Tips of the Stars (39:38)

Create protocols to avoid forgetting things and making mistakes (44:24)

I want to speak to my lawyer (51:10)

Try new foods! (54:25)

Deep Ass Tips (63:33)

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This week the boys talk about: Smooth Butts, Definitely the Cheeks, A Fedora for Every Occasion, Trains are the Shit, Butt Girl, Dr. Oz vs Dr. Phil, Back Alley Bottomless Mimosas, The Lil’ John Model Train Experience and more!

Get to the Tips:

Nobody cares if you work your butt off (6:31)

Become friends with gardeners (19:49)

Live close to work if you can (26:20)

How to clean your water bottle if you’ve had a labotomy (32:21)

Cover your laptop camera for goodness sake (39:17)

A met oven mitt is no good for nobody (47:57)

Get your colonoscopies! (50:10)

Deep Ass Tips (60:57)

This week the boys talk about Cool Handed Luke, Old Bangers, Julian’s First Tweet, Cream Dreams, Robot Vacuums, Sizzlers of the Southwest, AC the Buffet King, Nips Hangin’ and more!

Get to the Tips:

Here’s how to stay cool at night (4:45)

How to fuck the police (9:35)

How to manage your finances (24:06)

Working out is good for your mental health too (30:07)

Don’t be afraid to end a conversation you don’t want to be in (34:47)

It’s not all about you, guy (41:16)

Define yourself by the things you(44:46)

This week the boys talk about Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Cracker Barrel Boners, second-hand shoes, Asic’s Jelly, Drinking Alone, Mandolins, Shitty Drivers, Cups O’ Shit and more!

Get to the Tips:

Lifetime Supply of Mac and Cheese (08:06)

Take a pic of your car’s mileage before taking it to the shop (12:48)

DOs and DO NOT DOs for restaurant non-professionals (17:46)

Doig things when you don’t want to do them is a skill (23:14)

Never skimp on what you put between yourself and the ground (28:46)

Ask the staff of good restaurants where they eat (42:22)

Don’t judge people for being stupid assholes (49:58)

Julian’s kitchen mandolin tip of the week (56:50)

Deep Ass Tips (58:39)

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This week the boys talk about purple puke, MadDog 20/20, soup stock, meat bones, The Adventures of Chicken Bone Geoff, Soup Broth Secrets of the Stars, those fucking raviolis, Orange Julius hoes, Falling in love with your car all over again, packaged gravy Dos and Do Not Dos and more!

We regret to inform you that Uncle Juilan’s Packaged Gravy is now discontinued. In honor of this fine product we will be giving our listeners a 40% discount on any and all of Uncle Juilan’s Packaged Gravy products. *Warning: UJPG is not safe for consumption.

Get to the tips:

Assume everyone in the comments is a 13 year old kid (10:37)

Freeze left over veggies and meat bones for soup (17:13)

The only way out is through (29:12)

Get an expensive house and a cheap car (34:10)

How to transfer playlists from Spotify to Apple with SongShift (49:14)

How to fuel your car from the right side (52:55)

Take a picture of the odometer (55:24)

Include your 401k into your salary when searching for a new job (59:15)

You can copy and paste text from your photos now (61:33)

DEEP ASS TIPS (64:41)

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This week the boys talk about Pina Coladas, Wine-Steins, Adult Arcades, Kiana Reeves, The Matrix, Bad Ass Motorcycles, Boiling the bones, Tank Bodies, Fanny packs, Rollerblade gangs and more!

Get to the tips:

Shit tip of the week! In a survival situation, cook things in water instead of fire (10:36)

Do chores when you feel angry (15:16)

Practice correctly from the beginning (19:12)

It’s okay to look back, but don’t stare (31:30)

Motorcyclist secret cop signals/Julian’s story time (34:05)

Deep Ass Tips (60:53)

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This week the boys talk about Hemorrhoids, Impeding cheeks, Humpin’ Around, Pottery Barn, Sasquatches, Thunder Fucking, Rice Heavy Households, Julian’s Lazy Eyes, Breakfast Sandwiches, Moon Pies and More!

Get to the Tips:

Just because someone is a good speaker doesn’t mean they know what they are talking about (8:24)

Try every style of food after moving out of your childhood home (16:00)

Buy quality stuff at a thrift store over cheap shitty shit (24:20)

Never wash rice down the sink (27:59)

Stare into the sun in the morning (32:01)

Food poisoning do’s and do not do’s (38:14)

Wipe the snow of your car’s roof (46:47)

How to keep your vehicle tidy (51:12)

Deep Ass Tips (60:29)

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This week the boys talk debate ITT Tech Vs Trump University,, Crumple Zones, The Pros and Cons of Getting Plunged, Jars of Urine, Subway Masturbation, Ellipticals and Bowflexing, Second Hand Food, Pussy Footing, Hairy Finger Dipping, One Shot Moves, Arm Wrestling Hot Hunks and more!

Get to the Tips:

Voice record your interaction after a car accident (5:00)

Say yes to new friends if you don’t want to die alone (9:40)

Use the weekend to build the life you want instead of trying to escape the life you have (16:02)

Your employer cares more about your attendance than your performance (21:13)

The moving tip of the week! (26:50)

Don’t badmouth your last company in an interview you dipshit (35:03)

How to redirect pesky insects for idiots (44:40)

How to professionally take a sick day (47:22)

If you have nothing in common with your parents, talk to them about your boring day (51:50)

Look at several recipes and make them your own (54:18)

Deep Ass Tips (61:32)

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This week the boys talk about Jerky Bags, New Years Resolutions, Vegemite, Bing, Stephen Seagal: Hard to Kill, The Imperial System, Jules takes a spill, Skateboarding and more!

Ge to the Tips:

When you make a visible mistake in front of people, Amit fault immediately (5:49)

Bing shit tip of the week (8:38)

Always use a waterproof bed cover on your mattress (13:05)

Foreigner shit tip of the week (21:14)

Do Not comment on the obvious thing about a person (23:00)

How to not lose your child at Disneyland (26:58)

Work with your habits, not against them (32:09)

The clock method to quickly convert miles to kilometers (35:42)

Try things twice not once (40:35)

Do not show up to a party early (52:45)

Deep Ass Tips (54:50)

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This week the boys are back in town and talking about Santa’s Sweatshop, Julian’s Favorite Pen, The Hairless Club for Men (Julian is not only the President but he's also a Client), Florence Rump Shaker and Much Much More!

Get to the Tips:

If someone important in your life mentions something that they want or need, write it down in your notepad (5:08)

Gift advice: Buy someone an expensive version of something that is normally cheap (11:20)

No shit Tip of the week. Uber drivers rate you as a passenger (13:41)

Get married at the courthouse you bitch (21:25)

If you don’t have a measuring cup and you’re cheap as fuck, buy a jar of Classico pasta sauce. Listen in to find out why (24:27)

If you want to leave the party, don’t overthink it, just do it (27:54)

How to put out those pesky beach fires (33:47)

Don’t make cliche jokes about someone’s name when you first meet them (51:56)

Watch lectures twice at double speed (56:51)

How to guess a woman’s age (58:17)

Deep Ass Tips (60:40)

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This week the boys talk about Domestic Passion, Toxic Peoples, Charles Manson, Couch Potatoes, PB and Jelly, Extra Spicy Things and more!

Yoga Nidra: https://youtu.be/7H0FKzeuVVs

This week the boys talk about Peg Legs, Giant Mounds of Shit, Clogging Toilets, Forced Bottoms, ATF, Bisexual ADD, Swedish Penis Pumps, Daddy Long Legs, Coyotes, Butterflies, Ladybugs, East Coast Coyotes and More!

Get to the Tips:

A trick for remembering if you locked the door, turned off the iron, stove, etc… (11:32)

If your dog runs up to someone and they ask you to call your dog back, just do it motherfucker (20:18)

If you know someone with bad but important news, offer to spread it for them (26:30)

Stop saying yes when you want to say no. Apparently no does not mean yes after all (32:26)

De-clutter the multiple phone photos right now. Don’t wait! (35:57)

Replace bad habits with good ones (43:50)

Keep a copy of your vehicle records in your glove box (48:43)

Killing fly shit tip of the week (51:31)

Deep Ass Tips (58:30)

This week the boys talk about Peg Legs, Pickle Inspecting, Harbor Freight Wheelchairs, Achilles’ Heels, Sweet ass Subarus, Lucky Brand Long-Crotched Jeans, The Awkard Bulge, Affordable Jeans, Wipes and Electric Bikes, Brand Name Pickles, Testicle Models, Pros and Cons of being Crucified, Black Fish, Lab Grown Meat and more!

This week the boys talk about Ticklish Boys, RIP to the Lex, Cool Hand Luke and what’s in his pocket? Washing machine Ice Chests, Heartburn Solutions of the Stars, General Butt Naked and more!

Coming soon to book stores everywhere, Julian’s new Business/Sex Tip book: One Eye on my Johnson, the Other on my Wallet: My Life on the New York Stock Exchange.

This week the boys take tips from earlier episodes and go on important tangents about Lip Rings and other things, Rock Hard Abs, The Tony Soprano Dress code, Fat Blobs getting ripped in their garage and more!  Make sure to take notes on this one!

Get to the Tips:

Start a new hobby to make new friends (10:42)

When searching for reviews or advice, type “reddit” in with the search (18:33)

You’ll never spend as much on an Uber as a DUI (26:54)

Show up to anything 10 minutes early (38:34)

You only get one body. Don’t treat it like a rental (44:31)

Consistency is the key when starting a workout program (55:26)

Ask your grandparents about the interesting things they used to do when they were young (59:54)

Do not postpone your happiness until some future date (61:33)

Do not give a pet as I gift you dumb fuck (63:20)

Your mental health is just as important as your physical health (64:32)

Deep Ass Tips (67:05)

This week the Boys talk about Asian Massages, Bratwurst Fingers, Egg Salad Truths, My Dad’s Cookies, Cocks Communications, Living Outside the Law, Good-Ass Breathing Techniques and more!

Get to the Tips:

Boiled-Egg Tips of the Pros (12:19)

Have a mechanic inspect that used car before buying (18:24)

Have your map locked in before a hike (29:21)

Don’t let your job or passion be your entire identity (35:59)

Be nice to customer service people (40:38)

Shit Tip of the week about leaving a gun with a gunsmith if depressed (48:51)

Don’t forget to breathe (57:30)

Deep Ass Tips (66:18)

This week the boys talk about Sophisticated Chain Wallets, The Cowboy Experience, Walmart Greeting, DOs and DO NOT DOs of wearing and washing jeans, Port A Potty Etiquette and more!

Get to the Tips:

Energy and attitude are the most important parts of a job interview (12:11)

Don’t be overly-loyal to your company (17:24)

Hang a wet towel outside during a heatwave for thirsty bees (32:44)

Leave your keys on top of that item you might forget to take with you (46:14)

PB&J Insider Secrets (59:30)

Deep Ass Tips (65:06)

This week the boys talk about Bladder Envy, Oversized Urethras of the SouthWest, Open-Air Shitting, Manly Maintenance, Gopher Poisoning, Old Holes vs New Holes vs Random Holes, Kirkland Signature GOAT status and more!

Get to the Tips:

Avoid getting swindled by car dealerships (14:12)

Freeze your lemon peels (24:25)

Off-Brand Shopping and what it can do for you (35:24)

Cat Bellies and other dangerous places (42:31)

Shit tip of the week! How to avoid children on flights (46:06)

Tips for traveling in a foreign country (48:04)

Keep quality of life in mind with all decisions (51:42)

Don’t ruin your day just because you already ruined your day (55:52)

Deep ass tips (61:48)

- Coming Soon: Austin’s long-awaited auto-biography: Rock Bottom: The Hormel Chili Chronicles

This week the boys talk about Sea Turtles, Trash islands, The Claremont Trotters, Ripe Fruit, Avocado Experts, Corn Squeezing, Sex Fruit, Kegals and Buick Regals, Click Bait vs Dick Bait and more!

This week the boys talk about Soft Serve, Spreading Cheeks Revisited, Shit Doctor MD, Consumer Reports, Recyclables, Garbage, Mindfulness, TGIM and more!

The sad story of the K-cup man: https://money.cnn.com/2015/03/04/news/k-cups-keurig-inventor-regrets/index.html 

Look out for Julian’s new Motivational Erotica book: Macho Man Handy Savage: How I use aggressive sex to get through the day.

Get to the Tips:

Using reddit to search for advice on the internet (12:27)

The dangerous side-effects of dehydration (19:48)

Fill out your emergency contact info in your phone (27:38)

Paper towels are not recyclable (35:00)

Learn to appreciate the moment (44:56)

Don’t ride in a car with your feet on a dashboard (50:55)

You’re not as good at swimming as you think you are (56:04)

DEEP ASS TIPS (65:08)

This week the boys talk about working out high, Masturbating and Eating Nacho Cheese, Gold Chains, Javelinas, Big Dick Camp, UFOs, Action Bronson, Hairy Pits, Flavortown, Omeletes and Benedicts, Epic Wiping, Cheek Spreading to a Better Life, Shy Sphincters and more!

This week the boys talk about X Box Trials and Tribulations, Tiny Tuggers, Teejayx6: The Greatest Rapper Alive, Flirtin’ w/ Dudes, Soft Core Porn, The Foreskin Thing, California Switch Blades, Jules loves T-Pain, Mortal Kombat, The Worms, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, Hostess Julian Licks his Lips, Porn at the Library, Ring Camera Butt Cheeks, Hiking Moms and more!

This week the boys talk about Boneless Wings at the ‘Bees, Frequent Urination, A thumb in the ass and being stingy with the lube, Honky Tonk Girls, Country Music Fucking Sucks (and other objective truths), Pineapple Pizza, Good Ass Rizzoto, The Gary Busey Panty Dropper 3000 and more!

This week the boys talk about the hottest male dancers, smelly boys, slimy balls and ball washing, swinger’s night, front loaders, boxers or briefs, gift bags, wrapping paper deals, beekeepers and more!

Don’t forget to pick up Julian’s highly anticipated new erotic novel: Soft Heart, Hard Cock

Get to the Tips:

If you can smell yourself… Better believe everyone else can smell you (6:24)

If you’re building a house now, put in an electric circuit for an electric car (16:55)

Leave the door on your washing machine open to prevent a smelly, moldy washer (20:30)

Julian teaches us how to calculate our credit scores (27:50)

Teen Tip of the week: Save your mementos no matter how embarrassing they are (37:37)

Shit tip of the week! Hint: it’s about gift bags (47:25)

Don’t kill the bees! Get a beekeeper to keep the bees (52:28)

Julian teaches us how to have conversations (56:18)

Chopped and Screwed (63:17)

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This week the boys talk about sperm whales, Cool Water Cologne, emergency shits, secret toilets, creeps and weirdos, strippers, gun aficionados, goddamn vegetables, corn on the cob, Eggmaster Julian talks eggs, Blueberry Stud Muffins and more!

Coming Soon: DJ Julian’s Gymnasium and Workout Center for Italians!

This week the boys talk about Bar soap, Loofas on a stick, Hard to reach places, Yesterday’s butt cheeks, Being a good wiper, Muscle bodies with tattoos, Boring old vegetables, Silica gel underwear and more!

This week the boys talk about Ranch Shaming, Peanut Butter and Jealousy, Toilet Etiquette, Broken Vans, Cocaine Fueled Emotions, Valentine’s Day Creeps, Julian’s Favorite Flowers and Jewelry, Homemade Hot Pockets, Trailer Parks, Hormel Chili Genetics, BeingToo Old for Prom, Costco condoms, Kama sutra and more!

Get to the tips:

Organic PB revisited (6:50)

The do’s and do not do’s of handicapped toilets (15:06)

Shit tip of the week! How to be a creepy server or bartender on V-Day (20:14)

Freezer tip of the week! Take everything out of the boxes and tape instructions to the bag (27:12)

Take an audio recording of your lectures to ace any class (31:39)

Suitcase burrito backing tip of the stars (36:56)

Don’t remind old people how old they are (40:25)

Deep Tips (57:50)

This week the boys talk about DMT-related cat heads, Julian’s dick, The Nick Menke fresh breath awards, Julian the sock Santa,B rough around the edges, All meat burritos, Cream all the way, Upper lip mustache and more!

Coming soon Julian’s updated autobiography: The pleasure chronicles: My life in the Bath House

Ep 36: La Croix Bois Part 2: Time to Grind

This week the boys talk about Uncle Julian’s ski resort, Roller Coaster enthusiasts, Fabio brand model trains, Store-bought hummus, Sunday morning treats, Teeth and genital grinding, Vegamite, Vitamix, Gordon Ramsey’s Beef Wellington, Jock Strap vending machines, the issue of being generally hornier in general and more!

Coming Soon! Julian’s Poetry book about the struggles of living with a flat butt: Flat Bottom Blues: My story of Love and Loss

Hummus Recipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ljbueBLBw 

2 Chainz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GflUzunIpU 

Get to the Tips:

Start a new hobby or learn a new skill to make friends (7:40)

How to make Hummus! (16:10)

If you got fat, show yourself some love and get some fat clothes you can feel good in (24:06)

Telling your child you’re proud of them for trying to learn a new skill (31:28)

If you get a haircut that you like, take pictures of your hair for next time (34:43)

Know what kind of fires your fire extinguishers will extinguish (37:11)

If you grind your teeth at night, get a mouthpiece you damn fool (43:55)

The do’s and do not do’s of stirring natural peanut butter (52:06)

Make a list of things you wish you had learned in school (57:57)

Tips and tricks about app reviews (68:20)

Chopped and Screwed Tips (72:50)

This week the boys talk about living in an Echo Chamber of Thighs, Butt cheek authorities, The Fedora Era, Lint traps, Ear Love, Life as an Adonis, Good lookin’ jeans and a fucking shirt and more!

Get to the Tips:

Choose your words carefully when dealing with your kids (11:11)

How to name your dog (15:45)

Interview tips from the pros (19:04)

Clean your dryer vent now! (27:58)

Take care of those ears man (33:20)

Power-outage tip of the week (37:15)

If you can’t do handsome, do Tidy! (39:05)

Practice your ABCS! Achievable, Best Case Scenario (45:59)

Another silly Face ID tip, “Hey Siri, who’s phone is this?” (50:45)

Tie the strings on your hoodie and sweatpants before washing them so that string isn’t lost forever (52:29)

Deep Tips (56:11)

This week the boys talk about The Mule Show, DIY Croutons, Trucker Rules of the Road, Dick Relish, The Best Beans, Mixtapes, Restaurant Supply Stores and much, much more!

Coming Soon: Julian’s new book: A Nice Shiny Dickhead (Welcome to my House): A Memoir

Get to the Tips:

Race the microwave to clean your kitchen (03:47)

Put salt and pepper on your salad you silly goose (8:17)

Confidence is knowing that even if you do fail you’ll be fine (14:50)

See if your town has a restaurant supply store (18:32)

If you have to evaluate a service worker and they do their job correctly, give them a 5 star rating you bitch (24:23)

Do as the truckers do (30:24)

Go first not last! (34:17)

If you meet someone who’s mean to you don’t be offended, they’re probably just a meanie (42:28)

If you host a party, make a collaborative Spotify/Apple Music playlist (45:54)

DEEP TIPS (57:07)