The KC and JonJon Show

KC & JonJon dispense advice to a needy guest, impart some long-held watch collecting philosophies, and look forward to a trilogy of anticipation, joy and depression.

KC & JonJon fawn over the US Navy Fighter Weapons School: Maverick, bash the British, and go so far off topic that they barely find their way back.

The Duo emerge from hiding after a month away from the limelight, KC disgusts JonJon with his desire for a quartz GMT, and JonJon talks about his new Volkswagen Beetle that he may or may not have purchased.

JonJon describes his gruesome dream, KC plugs a rival podcast, and the duo discuss their earliest use of swear words, before finally remembering that this is a podcast about watches and pivoting to the latest Omega releases.

KC and JonJon introduce a questionable new weekly segment of the week, find themselves siding with Hodinkee, and invent a new scale to measure laziness.

KC & JonJon reluctantly assume the role of gatekeepers, enthusiastically celebrate the Chinese Lunar New Year, and raise awareness for leprosy.

KC and JonJon reunite for the first time this year, commit blasphemy against Credor, and have surprise visitors literally dropping by.

KC & JonJon discuss their philosophies for watch box organisation, JonJon describes his escape from the covid hell that is Australia, and they run out of witty titles for episodes.

Nice.

Some people say that wrappers don't have feelings. We have feelings. Some people say that we are not wrappers. That hurts our feelings. Hurts our feelings when you say we're not wrappers. Some people say that wrappers are invincible. We're vincible. What you are about to hear are true stories. Real experiences. Autobiographical wraps.

KC and JonJon reveal the potential mystery buyer of the $6.5 million Patek Philippe Tiffanautilus/Nauttiffany, introduce the world's most ridiculously named watch, and JonJon rediscovers his Aussie roots.

KC & JonJon once again provide consumer advice on discounted final final edition light blue coloured Royal Oak homages, KC dispenses advice on the number of backup Bavarian automobiles required for a convoy, and JonJon loses his nasal virginity.

KC and JonJon don armour and call out perverts in the watch community, call out a response to a Perezcope call out, and introduce a brand new contraceptive to the watch industry.

KC and JonJon display their (lack of) knowledge in basketball, KC airs his grievances about the term 'standard gold Rolex', and JonJon proves his professionalism by watching football whilst recording.

KC and JonJon examine how Bremont redefined the in-house movement, KC thanks daddy Marshall for being present at his incredibly important event, and JonJon protests the problematic proliferation of poor Penang museums.

KC & JonJon (and Denise) go on a magnificent road trip, promptly forget which episode they're recording, and struggle to understand the Tudor Pelagos FXD.

KC and JonJon hypothesise nightmare watch-related scenarios, express surprise that the Ford Transit isn't the most terrifying vehicle, and inadvertently solve the climate crisis.

KC and JonJon discuss investing in watches (but not in the way you might know it), express disappointment in not being invited to a Nodus event, and JonJon reveals the MASSIVE secret behind the podcast's (lack of) success.

KC and JonJon gets serious about Malaysian cuisine, discuss cultural appropriation, and JonJon reminisces about a kleptomaniac ex.

KC and JonJon discuss their ambitious ambitions to become YouTubers, appeal to a fellow Malaysian comedian to appear on the podcast, and provide ample proof that Korean fruits are better than Western fruits.

KC and JonJon finally run out of topics to discuss, KC talks about his box of watch boxes, and JonJon feels nostalgic about a time when KC was nice to him.

KC & JonJon bemoan the advent of phygital events, JonJon may or may not have identified his next dream watch, and KC KCauses a KClattering.

KC & JonJon go through a list of famous watches in movies, the difference between product placement and natural selection, and JonJon pulls out an impression that he's been hiding up his ass.

The Canadians continue their hostile takeover of the podcast with Matt (aka @teenage.grandpa) leading the charge, KC and JonJon counter by taking over Matt's "Refining Time" series, and civility resumes after some heavy metal guttural screams.

KC and JonJon weigh in on the controversy surrounding Ming and their eponymous owner, requests not only for a sponsorship, but for a customer service position at Ming, and JonJon expresses how lonely his mouth is.

KC and JonJon wax lyrical about themselves, disparage most of their listeners and guests, JonJon rediscovers alcohol toxicity, and the duo announce a very special giveaway.

KC and JonJon discuss their favourite Only Watch 2021 releases, announce their new sponsorship/funding model, and JonJon explains his voluntary celibacy.

KC and JonJon improve their French with an actual Frenchman, Marshall uses a thousand words instead of a picture, and Emmanuel explains how he went from weaponsmithing to watchmaking.

KC and JonJon raise awareness for something close to their hearts: breast cancer, invite a self-invited guest, and pay homage to their daddies.

KC and JonJon discuss how their tastes have changed over time, announce the democratic election of JonJon as an asshole, and narrow down Horological Dicktionary's identity to just 3 possibilities.

KC and JonJon does Vacheron Constantin an educate on watch design, get on their knees and plead for sponsorship from Horological Dicktionary, and explain why they are the best podcast in the world.

KC and JonJon discuss a disastrous watch release with a Frend(y), the gang deliberates the exorbitant prices of various things, and everyone considers a moral dilemma.

KC and JonJon celebrate World Whisky Day with a fellow alcohol enthusiast, the hostile Canadian takeover nears completion, and JonJon gets emotional about the "soul" and "passion" of Alfa Romeos.

KC & JonJon have their very first recurring guest, who in turn drags his own guest along, discuss the intricacies of watch design with an actual qualified designer, and explain how things only look bigger to others.

KC & JonJon discuss hypercapitalism and the (non-existent) limit of human greed, share listeners' opinions on the (non-existent) new Rolex releases, and motorcycle noises make an exciting return.

KC, JonJon and RJ belatedly discuss Rolex’s new releases, RJ recounts his (mis)adventures through the vineyard, KC talks innovation in testicular tourbillons, and JonJon's drunk friends replace the customary vehicular noises with their screaming.

KC and JonJon go through the more interesting releases of Watches and Wonders, KC pronounces Hermès correctly, and JonJon gets a massive erection.

KC and JonJon realise that they are better when they're together, create a new word, and encourage their listeners to buy.