It's Storytime!

In this episode Mr Flange is sent to the fish shop by his wife Mrs Flange, the purple-faced old baggage. Inevitably, Mr Flange loses his fish. Such fun ensues it's almost impossible to write about as it's so exciting!

Welcome, Mr and Mrs Flange! Mr Flange is an awful muddler and Mrs Flange is a purple-faced old baggage. In this new season opener, Mr Flange goes to pick up an old cow and manages to lose his hat. Or does he??!! Much fun ensues with some terrible accents by the narrator.

Bernard and Frank discover the delights of fallen leaves in the garden. The gardener is not so delighted. The gardener is a right miserable sod with a big thwacky broom. Will Bernard, Frank, Rosy and Nobs all get swept away by the miserable, sweary old git! Will they get thwacked!

Mistress Mistress is knitting a new red jumper for the idiot Imogen who keeps losing her old ones. Rosy, Frank and Bernard want to see the jumper and get in a bit of a pickle. Will Frank ever stop being dim! Should Bernard be locked up after going mad at the sight of some wool! Has Rosy still got a fat head!

It's hot, hot, hot. All of the animals are hot. Did I mention it's hot. Frank and Bernard get worried by a melting spot on the ground. The heat has obviously affected their brains. Has Nobs melted! Do Bernard, Frank and Rosy lick him up! What! How disgusting!

Frank is very hungry and has a bit of a howl, as you do. Bernard decides to play another trick on Frank. Frank ends up eating soap and foaming at the mouth. The idiot Imogen wonders if Frank has rabies. She is such an idiot. So Bernard ruins Frank's day. Bernard is turning into a right rotten swine.

Bernard is turning out to be a right sly little bugger. Frank is a bit dim. Bernard tricks Frank out of his big bone by making him believe the moon is in a bucket. A bucket!

Bernard is a naughty pussy. Very naughty indeed. He tricks Frank out of his dinner, but he gobbles it too fast!! Will Frank get his dinner! Will Bernard survive! Does anyone care! Who is this Mistress woman! Where has the idiot Imogen gone!

Frank has only got a short, stumpy one and wants a nice long one like Bernard. Listen to the fun as Bernard tries to find Frank a nice long tail.

Frank discovers that he doesn't like baths. Neither does Nobs. Bernard finds it all very funny, perhaps a little too much. Imogen is still an idiot and Gillian Gillian is turning out to be a right bossy cow.

In this episode Bernard and Frank investigate the larder and get shut in!. It's not so bad though. All that lovely food and delicious smells! Well done Bernard and Frank.

In this episode, Frank the new puppy arrives in the nursery to be Bernard's playmate. The idiot Imogen gives him custard creams. All sorts of fun ensues!

In this episode Bernard meets Nobs and wants to go for a walk. Gillian Gillian turns out to be a right bossy cow. Bernard is terrified by an enormous thing and is chased up a tree.

Set in a classroom, it's storytime for the children. Join them as they hear all about Bernard, the little kitten as he arrives to live with Gillian Gillian and Imogen the idiot. Will they realise Bernard can talk? Or write? Or hold things? Is Bernard plotting to take over the world? Listen and find out!!