The Tall Thin Idiot Podcast
By Kevin Green
Real life! Crime! Drama! My podcast has none of these. Well, drama maybe, but that's just me waving my arms about and yelling. It's fun. Try it, you might like it.
The Tall Thin Idiot PodcastMay 30, 2021
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A new microphone, yelling, blancmange, flowers and the return of Mr and Mrs Flange.
We hear all about my new microphone and how ridiculously excited I am. We also hear all about Mr Flange having a nap, losing a door, finding a large hole and being thwacked by Mrs Flange. Oh dear Mr Flange.
May 30, 202130:38
My eye!! Furry Feet, Clarence and a Magic Bone.
We hear all about my eye. I go on and on about it. We hear how amazing the NHS are. I tell a story about Furry Feet, Clarence or Cedric or Cecil and a Magic Bone. The usual chaotic noise ensues. Well I enjoyed it anyway.
May 12, 202121:53
It's Henry's, Lorna's, Al's and Andria's Birthdays. Donkeys! Rabbits!
I sing Henry, Lorna, Al & Andria a Happy Birthday song with gusto. We hear about the donkeys Frank, Bernard, Brian and the bright, bastard, Bertie Bunny.
May 04, 202126:30
Shelley the mystics birthday. Timbo and Mopsy return.
We hear about Shelley the mystics birthday and I sing a birthday song. Timbo and Mopsy return and sniff at a crack. Lots of silliness ensues.
Apr 01, 202123:38
Percy is unwell and Prunella wins a coconut.
We hear all about Percy shitting through the eye of a needle and Prunella winning a big hairy coconut. Lucky Prunella!
Mar 19, 202122:58
Fanny, a strange old woman, a queer cottage and a dreadful old baggage.
We meet Mr & Mrs Flange's daughter Fanny who is a right little madam. We also meet a strange old woman who lives in a queer cottage. Is she a witch?? Is Fanny going to get a slap?? Find out in this thrilling episode!
Mar 14, 202121:40
Mr Flange goes shopping
We meet Mr and Mrs Flange. Mrs Flange wants to bake a cake and sends Mr Flange to the shop. Naughty Mr Flange.
Feb 14, 202121:37
Timbo gets a Mopsy to play with. Lucky Timbo.
Mopsy is introduced to Timbo in the nursery. Lots of fun ensues.
Feb 09, 202122:21
Christmas 2020. What could POSSIBLY go wrong now?
Bells, Ethel Merman, Timbo and Mopsy, some children, pussies and sweeties. Happy Christmas 🎄🎄
Dec 25, 202020:57
I'm back! Flu Jabs, Matthew, Lovely shoes, Lockdown and Beans!
I try to butch up. I have a flu jab and scare a nurse. We meet Matthew of the lovely shoes. I scare him as well.
Oct 28, 202022:18
BARATANAC!!, Weeping, Rabbit pies and Valium.
I shamelessly plug BARATANAC, DJ Swales first novel. Twice. I sing a song about a rabbit pie. We discover that Valium makes me sing and imagine that I am Britney.
Oct 17, 202020:47
It's my Birthday!! Champagne, Squeakers, Hats, Cards and Cake!!!
We hear ALL about my Birthday. I have a little drinky, open my cards and look for questionable videos in my in-box.
Oct 12, 202023:55
Jill's Birthday, The moist juice path, Mutts Hut and Morrissey.
I sing a birthday song for Jill and warily tread the moist juice path. I can't remember a single song with seventeen in the title and ask if Morrissey is a miserable git.
Oct 08, 202022:38
A bed injury, A large purple friend, Lovely things & Lockdown
We learn of a bed injury and a bag of frozen peas. We try not to upset the postman. I go on a bit about lockdown and try my American accent again.
Oct 04, 202021:52
The Copper Family, Knickers, Nipples, Sex and a Row
The Copper Family give a concert in the village. Lots of screaming. We learn about Corris, Michael Jackson and sex. There's a row.
Sep 29, 202021:15
A bladder, Fate, Exercise & Resistance Bands
We learn of my bladder tribulations, my tempting fate, trying exercise and reading a leaflet. Heady stuff.
Sep 24, 202021:50
A woman in the supermarket, a gay dolphin & a nurse on the drive.
We assist a distressed woman in the supermarket and learn of my gay dolphin adventure. l sing a carol and the mysterious nurse appears on the drive.
Sep 19, 202020:34
Frosties, Covid, a Visitation & Cynthia.
We hear about Instagram, the Covid rules, another spiritual event and Cynthia & Debbie are engaged.
Sep 15, 202021:31
Doreen returns, Bernard is now Phyllis, Debbie and a Banshee.
We learn about Bernard wanting to be called Phyllis, Doreen getting upset and Debbie having a boyfriend called Cynthia.
Sep 07, 202018:57
A song, a bad day, a ghost and Debbie.
I sing an episode 10 song and have a bad day. I go for a walk with a ghost. Debbie returns!
Sep 02, 202018:32
Sue's Birthday and Dellie's & CJ'S Anniversary.
We celebrate Sue's Birthday and Dellie's & CJ'S Anniversary. I sing a song and dance commando.
Aug 26, 202012:29
Gothic Horror Dave, Gary & Steve McSmoothly.
We learn about Steve McSmoothly, Gothic Horror Dave has moved into the village and Gary is down a hole.
Aug 22, 202018:23
Traumatised Jayne, Two songs, A Lady & David Cassidy
We learn about Jayne and hear a song about an eclair. I get mistaken for a lady and admit to a crush on David Cassidy.
Aug 17, 202017:15
A song, an earthquake and dancing.
Two songs, Florrie gets a fan letter, Shelley and The Boys, dancing and two broken oil lamps.
Aug 12, 202015:31
Sgt. Short, Constable Curlies & A Buzzing Thing.
We learn about Dave, a pussy, a buzzing thing, Sgt. Short & Constable Curlies.
Aug 08, 202013:42
Michael, Elsie & Andria the garden centre cafe stunner.
Michael has a birthday. Elsie throws something disgusting and I walk about a bit.
Aug 05, 202014:54
Bernard in a Bikini and Psycho Sue
The dahlias get trampled and I fall over.
Aug 02, 202011:57
Scintillating Sylvia and Big Elsie
Sylvia gets her frock stuck, Elsie flexes her biceps and I make a sandwich.
Jul 31, 202015:02
The Tall Thin Idiot Podcast
Episode 1 - Doreen's Thing and Click & Collect. Absurd nonsense and random situations from my life and those of my glamorous friends. And a goat.
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