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Kill The Six

Kill The Six

By Kill The Six
A podcast featuring extreme stupidity and uniformed opinions from three friends under the influence of the devils juice. You have officially been warned.
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Episode 60 - SGBTAP
The guys talk about food combinations, the wonderful world of golf, Tinder, how to pronounce “read receipts”, Kanye’s new album, “Donda”, perform a little goofy rhyme sesh and we create the new sexual identity acronym SGBTAP.
September 03, 2021
Episode 59 - Tielyr Throws out a Pizza
The guys talk about Kiel’s controversial model thoughts, open mic shenanigans, us running the world, Chase drops in and the Chambers wedding.
August 07, 2021
Episode 58 - Throwbackin’
The boys talk about wild mtv shows, more Ellen, profound mushroom breakthroughs & not so profound moments, and stand up.
June 11, 2021
Episode 57 - Down By the River
The guys sit next to the river and talk about wild religious folk, alcohol thoughts, funniest people, lucid dreaming, the movie inception, the Smirnoff Bomb, and funky torture methods
May 22, 2021
Episode 56 - Not Down by the River
The guys talk about being in nature, famous puppet controversy, vaccine passports and the absurdity that is speaking in tongues at church
April 22, 2021
Episode 55 - Chase Returns
The guys talk Ariana Grande, Nickelodeon shenanigans, billionaire talk, pretend to be burger connoisseurs and the homeless issue in Eugene
March 31, 2021
Episode 54 - Brothers Room
Kiel's brother Nic sits in, they talk about animals they could kill with their bare hands, invisible suits, highschool anime kids, and professor Snape being a cuck.
March 09, 2021
Episode 53 - The Thick Dick Grey's
The guys talk about a crazy conspiracy thought, we figure out Jesus, Tielyr tells us his drunk working escapades, Kiel talks about why his spirit is strong, and a fake thieving business proposal.
February 16, 2021
Episode 52 Piss On My Jugs
The boys talk about an absurd hypothetical, revisit the mayhem that is Kiel’s notes, a sad story from Kiel, break down the Reddit stock revolution, reminisce about the piss jug and Grady’s ruthless edible hits him half way through.
February 04, 2021
Episode 51 - Algorithmic Confusion
The guys talk about sharing your nudes with the boys if you were trans, mass shooting conspiracies, another Mt Everest thought, Christian cult songs, and how algorithms break down exactly what we see.
December 29, 2020
“A Pube Left Behind is a Pube I Can Find”
The boys talk about the priest confession debacle, acting drama, so pube’s have age, and discuss our narcissism test results.
December 22, 2020
Episode 49 - Mount Fuckrest
The guys talk about making a fantasy town, YouTuber sells childhood video on her onlyfans, directing your own porn, family photos and women sports
December 14, 2020
Episode 48 - Dead Phone
The guys talk about Kiel’s theory on Khamzat Chimaev, life of a covid boy, mixed race theory, juggalos, childhood fundraisers and charities.
November 24, 2020
Episode 47 - Things Are Fine!!!
The guys talk mild politics, VR porn, future of AI, heavy drinking, wild movies, trans/lesbian husband/wife
November 12, 2020
Episode 46 - Council of The Covidians
The boys find out Tielyr got Covid from Grinder, Chelsea Handler's cool views, work stock options, we decipher Alex Jones, the new Borat, getting pegged, and finally we talk about women
November 03, 2020
Episode 45 - The Covid Cantina
the guys talk about the confederate flag, the new electric Hummer, fuck boi Ed, skit ideas, starting a KT6 OnlyFans, Kiel's lineage, gas. station workers, and schizophrenia and dementia. 
October 26, 2020
Episode 44 - Re-Entry
The guys make an declaration to revamp the podcast and pledge to be consistent, they talk about bi vs pansexuals, Tielyr's golf attack, Kiel's water bottle attack, Grady explains WiFi, they talk about hacking video games, and how they feel about voting.
October 26, 2020
Episode 43 - The Red Bees Nest
The guys talk Marilyn Manson energy, how bookies work, more conspiracies, The Emmy's cringe humor, "Can Kiel Crack Ya" with Troy and serial killer madness.
October 03, 2020
Episode 42 - Jarrod The Obese
The boys talk about Ben Shapiro’s wet ass pussy, Mr Beast store challenge items, mystery Covid stuff, Jarrod’s casino life, getting upsold at a morgue, movie shit, and ignorance maybe being bliss?
August 21, 2020
Episode 41 - The Boy Troy
The guys welcome back Troy, talk about broken bones, people watching, America's fire power, Chris D'elia, cults, ramen recipes, and the casino life.
July 24, 2020
Episode 40 - The Void
The guys talk about an odd dick and mouth scenario, mall food, Dungeons and Dragons, weird Facebook groups and cars slamming into people on the highway.
July 16, 2020
Episode 39 - Let’s Join the Illuminati
The guys talk about a previous guest getting Covid, Shaun King's mild hatred for his father, Kanye potentially trying to join the illuminati, superhero movies and some crucial Black-American history.
June 26, 2020
Episode 38 - We're almost 27
The guys touch on safe internet browsing, cryptocurrencies, The 27 Club, Kiel's outlandish perspective on life, varying sexual identities and orientations, dog names, and more random things from the notes!
June 22, 2020
Episode 37 - Phantom of the Cockera
Tielyr is gone, Tyler is here, but not the Tyler you know. A third Tyler has appeared and the guys talk about Drunk watching "To Catch a Predator", Kiel's hypothetical break dancing career, Boston Marathon winner's head, scarf questions, childhood nostalgic hangouts, dungeons and dragons, and they break down "Like Mike".
May 28, 2020
Episode 36 - Roadhouse, Baby!
The guys talk about Too Hot to Handle on Netflix, Dragonball Z, Stomach Acid Questions, Funny Movies, Businesses they wish would fail, they make a few phone calls, and talk about "Can Kiel Crack Ya?".
May 21, 2020
Episode 35 - The Middle of the Centipede (ATM)
The guys talk about Joel Osteen's powerful message, coffee shops, the toxic avenger, human centipede, twigs and berries, Kiel getting kicked out of the group chat, and spunk lube. Love
May 14, 2020
Episode 34 - No Face Time :(
The guys perform their first attempt at recording remotely, and they make more jokes about dads, talk about essential businesses, the future of augmented reality, the new recording setup, and of course some corona thoughts. Love.
May 03, 2020
Episode 33 - Summon The Brotha Man
The guys finally have Walker on, AKA the infamous "Brotha Man", Kiel thinks he cracked the code on songs stuck in your head, they talk about babies in labor, they review more amazing TikToks, male pleasure, Jesus Christ, dumb excuses people give, and Kiel spills piss on himself. With love, Kill the Six -  - Kiel -  -  Tielyr -  -  Grady -  -
February 26, 2020
Episode 32 - Emotional Support Clairvoyant
The guys welcome Tyler back, they talk about masturbating in Idaho in the '30s, quickfire thoughts, support dogs at the mall, brave women, a clairvoyant Tik Tok guy, and much much more. Kill the Six -  - Kiel -  -  Tielyr -  -  Grady -  -
February 11, 2020
Episode 31 - Seafaring Mushrooms
The guys talk about Lizzo, Kiel's movie idea, DaBaby, they touch more on Jeffrey Epstein, their predictions for the movie 'Cats', nostalgic things, banging Miles Teller's dad, and Kiel opens up about his life changing mushroom trip. Kill the Six -  - Kiel -  -  Tielyr -  -  Grady -  -
January 30, 2020
Episode 30 - The Decade Decapitated
The guys start with talking about sensual moaning by dad's, false tik tok advertising, cartel violence and dismembering, influential music of the decade, Fringe the TV show, video games, drug induced epiphanies, poop on toothbrushes, and more normal things. Enjoy. Kill the Six -  - Kiel -  -  Tielyr -  -  Grady -  -
January 09, 2020
Episode 29 - How to Catch a Nonchalant Predator
The guys talk about Cats the musical, David Hogg, how to catch a (nonchalant) predator a song white people cant sing, the wild world of Tik Tok, and Johnny Depp's upcoming musical about Michael Jackson. Kill the Six -  - Kiel -  -  Tielyr -  -  Grady -  -
December 21, 2019
Episode 28 - Chase's Gods Plan: Part II
The guys welcome Chase back and talk about, Doja Cat's lyric breakdowns, Brain Embassadors, Interesting names and body types, Huffing airduster, The GirlsDoPorn investigation by the FBI, Genetic Altering and fingering your ears. Kill the Six -  - Kiel -  -  Tielyr -  -  Grady -  -
December 06, 2019
Episode 27 - Explaining Anal to an Emergency Dispatcher
The guys welcome back our buddy Tyler, they play beer roulette, talk mildy about politics, life in the Democratic Republic of Congo, Kanye's gospel album, and a surprise guest (911 dispatcher). Love ya bye. Kill the Six -  - Kiel -  -  Tielyr -  -  Grady -  -
November 12, 2019
Episode 26 - Hitchhikers Guide Through Flat Earth with a Gun
The guys talk about Hitchhikers, flat earth, ear itch orgasms, the status of religion if we deleted everything about them, Ben Shapiro, and more! Kill the Six - Kiel - Tielyr - Grady -
October 25, 2019
Episode 25 - Building a Woman
The guys kill a 1/5th, welcome their buddy Troy, and talk about the lyrics of old songs, constructing a woman on the Real Doll website, great snacks, and people without homes.  Kill the Six - Kiel - Tielyr - Grady -
October 09, 2019
Episode 24 - Point of personal privilege
The guys talk about the incredible world of BIID, ball cringing talent, points of personal privilege, use of the word "guys", thoughts about getting tax free property, church bank accounts, decades of music, and a mock ad for spunk lube. Kill the Six - Kiel - Tielyr - Grady -
September 24, 2019
Episode 23 - Jarrod the Serial Farmer
Jarrod the physics major is back on to discuss his new line of work, balancing his time between raising 1 head of cattle and making you nerds some money via sports betting guides, the guys choose the winner of the serial killer bracket, talk about insulin, gambling, the use of the word "guys", anti sex toilets, murder methods and more Harvey Weinstein. Rate and review on iTunes and anywhere else you listen! Much love, you fucks!  Kill the Six - Kiel - Tielyr - Grady - Jarrod's Website -  Jarrods betting witter -
September 15, 2019
Episode 22 - Be The Beast
The guys talk about bad bumper stickers, Lebron trademarking “Taco Tuesday”, WBNA teams on 2K, local restaurants, cereal in the military, diet soda, Kiel’s new movie idea, and round two of the serial killer bracket. Have a 
September 15, 2019
Episode 21 - First Round Killers
The guys talk about friend therapy, murder, Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein and how great they are as people, more on simulation theory, protesting, Cartoon Network conspiracies, the word "evil", and they finally fuckin' started the serial killer bracket. Peace and love, but fuck your mother. Bye. 
September 15, 2019
Episode 20 - What is Brunch
The guys talk about childhood injuries, hooters, brunch, baby boomer problems, movies, the serial killer bracket, and an upcoming giveaway. 
September 15, 2019
Episode 19 - Real World Problems
Weddings, weird pastors, meth gators, racist apologies, weight loss bets, how to preserve your tattoos post death, circumcisions, #hitlerwasgay, climate change, and choosing an animal companion.
September 15, 2019
Episode 18 - Rolluhcostuh
The guys span a huge gap in between topics, from sugar daddy's and babies, to highschool pranks, Jesus songs, "coming-of-age" stories, Michael Jackson and as always, much, much more.
July 28, 2019
Episode 17 - We Have Mental Disorders
The guys talk about Dennis - The King of Crows, Cocaine smuggling in Arkansas during the 80's, things they would do in the Oval Office, becoming inspector gadget and choosing your own modifications, Mary Poppins, the best currency for post-nuclear fallout, and how many people have had sex with salmon. Peace. 
July 13, 2019
Episode 16 - Going Clear, Praise Xenu
The guys talk about Nxivm, The Rothschild Family, Jonestown, Xenu and Scientology, people angry about how short they are aka the bagel boss guy, communicating with your eyes, and potential future podcast guests. 
July 12, 2019
Episode 15 - Kiel's gaping notepad
The guys go trough Kiel's notes and try to decipher his mindset when he wrote them, they talk ASMR, blaming your past, fortune telling, LaVar Ball changing gears, carbonated water vs regular, scarves, moving to Mars, child labor, college being a scam, smartphone addiction, Shazam, and how DC gave Old Greg his own movie. 
June 27, 2019
Episode 14 - Tyler the Metalsmith
 The guys have on their friend Tyler. Effectively making it Kiel, Grady, Tielyr, and Tyler. They talk about fingers for bums, Joe Biden and raves, kids that make cookies with their grandparents ashes and hand them out at school, Chase being 5'6" and 350 lbs., boxing before middle school, taxidermy, nicotine, zombies,  wood nymphs and some other dumb shit. 
June 22, 2019
Episode 13 - But Why Not
The guys talk about hot weather, pollen and allergies, the moon being hollow, what happens after you die, how radio stations count their listeners, astral projection, and more things that they know nothing about. 
June 15, 2019
Episode 12 - We're Superheroes
The guys talk about organ harvesting for a murder coverup, field trips as kids, getting rid of the midwest and the south, split personality disorder, breaking bones, childhood injuries, synesthesia, board games, sensory disabilities, how to deal with hearing the "click" from stepping on a mine, and more.  
June 10, 2019
Episode #11 - The Fuck of Death
The guys talk about why the fuck flies exist, uploading vs downloading your brain/consciousness, Ray J and his underrated single "I Hit it First", "bugchasers" , instagram live, and more... of course.
June 03, 2019
Episode 10 - Chase's Gods Plan
We have on another guest, our tiny friend, Chase. We talk about making sure not to piss of Batterina, Trans people trying to impregnate themselves, million dollar hookers, Amazon, Jedis, Arya Stark, Snails and Homeless people working for food.
May 29, 2019
Episode 9 - Jarrod the Physics Major
The guys have on their first guest and friend, Jarrod.  They talk about drunk sex, people that get angry when they drink, millennial prosperity, makeup for men, untreatable crimes, vaccines, Louis CK, labels people cling to, and prize possessions from childhood. 
May 23, 2019
Episode 8 - Stop and Go
The guys talk about the legalities of having sex in a car vs an RV, waking up 70 miles from home after blacking out, suggestive bumper stickers, little men with thiccc ladies, Italians, GI Jane on acid, Aliens, car wrecks, and underrated movies. Enjoy
May 21, 2019
Episode 7 - Grimace
The guys talk about the old McDonald’s movies, religious pastors, stranger danger irony with Uber, friends that get laid the most, concept of infinity, nature is metal, affordable food, and torture in war.
May 19, 2019
Episode 6 - Is this real or fake?
The guys talk about crazy drunk exes trom texas, Notre Dame, figments of Imagination as reality, lobotomies, messing with people’s houses as teenagers, drunk antics and underrated movies. 
May 19, 2019
Episode 5 - David Blaine or Jesus?
The guys talk about David Blain vs. Jesus, Cleopatra and the pyramids, Game of Thrones theories, best ways to die, time dilation, underwhelming words, and motorcycles in the background.
May 19, 2019
Episode 3 - Butthole Sightings
The guys talk about how Jason Momoa is NOT a virgin, lame therapists, beheading videos, who’s seen who’s buttholes, and such.
May 18, 2019
Episode 4 - Deeply Shallow
The guys talk about Princes and Princesses, childhood nightmares, Nicolas Cage's dating life, your subconscious being "God", childhood disciplines, sexual spanking, Tielyr not liking pancakes, and Mormon trickery.
May 18, 2019
Episode 2 - Kiel Takes L's
Kiel takes ALL the L's in this episode. We also touch on gigantic porn collections, free porn vs. paid porn, Mel Gibson NOT liking Jews, Harlequin Icthyosis, fucking Wikipedia, old people in Walmart being equivalent to Zombies, Yay or Nay scenarios, and New-Age slave movies. 
May 18, 2019
Episode 1 - Initiation
Welcome to the first episode of "Kill The Six". The guys talk about Pibber (PBR), Jussie Smollet's antics, "assanine" ideas, changing your legal age to get better matches on Tinder, gagging on Coor’s Light, Nord-ish, and "Pipe Sauce".
May 18, 2019