Kimchi Curry Podcast

By Kimchi Curry Podcast

Two young stand up comedians shoot the poop and talk about their journey in the world of comedy. By Ali Hasnain & Pascal Hausberger

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Ep 38: Vinni Returns

Kimchi Curry PodcastApr 25, 2021

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Ep 38: Vinni Returns

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/ccXnkPQYnnw

Vincent "Vinni" Vincetti calls in to ask Pascal and Ali how they've been during this second lockdown.

Apr 25, 202146:12

Ep 37: Wrestlemania

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/IDHuQFlkkbk

Pascal and Ali talk Wrestlemania, and try and determine which animals are friend or foe.

Apr 19, 202143:17

Ep 36: We're back!

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/cgmOphAbIYMI

Pascal and Ali are back once again with an episode, updating the people's on what they have been up to!

Apr 12, 202138:47

Ep 35: New Year's Eve

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/ktsUTIhW6GI

Continuing their impeccably timed releases: The pre-New Year's Eve episode is out! Pascan and Ali summarise their New Year's Eve, and share some holiday stories. They touch on some of their resolution's for the next year, Pascal talks about his favourite part of "Titanic", and Ali admits that he has recently cried for the first time in years.

Jan 24, 202129:28

Ep 34: Zombies Are Stupid

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/YNvMSkA22RQ

The pre-Christmas episode is being released...on 17th January?! Enjoy an episode where Pascal and Ali talk about where and with whom they will be spending Christmas, and what presents they bought. Their favourite Christmas movies are discussed, and Ali rants about The Walking Dead, to which Pascal shares some ideas on post-apocalyptic scenarions.

Jan 20, 202131:20

Ep 33: Mickey Mouse Dilemma

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/N2Z7GU9LjFo

Episode 33 begins with an inquiry by Pascal on Ali's hair. Eventually stories are exchanged about boundaries, non-violent communication, and theories on perception. Pascal and Ali share their love for Hugh "Huged Jacked Man" Jackman. The episode ends with both the hosts telling a semi-pointless story each.

Jan 17, 202135:36

Ep 32: Time Travel Testosterone

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/N2Z7GU9LjFo

The episode starts off with Ali admiring Pascal's moustache/beard combo. The conversation goes straight to testosterone levels. They talk about genetics, and discuss the disparity in certain nations' football (soccer) prowess. Ali mentions his obsession with wrestling (again) and that he only watches sports in Anime form.

Pascal and Ali brag (again) about how long it's been since they stopped watching porn (sorry Razvan). They somehow transition into time travel, and wonder how it would be to watch their younger selves watching porn.

Dec 20, 202045:43

Ep 31: No Hug Brits

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/HAOC6Zi02t8

Ep 31 is out! Pascal and Ali talk "Black Friday Week" and about accesorizing. Arnold is given another shoutout, and masculinity in the past compared to the present is discussed. Pascal and Ali talk about crying, and how we should all have a good cry from time to time. Ali mentions his new obssession with Wim Hof and massaging organs.

Dec 14, 202041:60

Ep 30: Geeky Gang Life

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/Ds5ZWS_eaIg

Pascal and Ali are finally back after a 2 week delay to let the people know. A number of topics are covered including an in-depth analysis on why Netflix's "Sex Education" is the best show ever.

They toy with the idea of doing a Podcast while watching "Jingle All The Way" for Christmas this year. Kimchi Curry's greatest fan (sorry Jamil, Nav, Razvan, Sook) Pablo Hernandez Fernandez Francisco (IG: @simongcomedy) calls in to ask the homies what their 1-year and 5-year plans are in the future.

Nov 15, 202041:58

Ep 29: Things Are Worse Than Ever

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/Ar5J98pnMXs

Kimchi Curry Episode 29 is out and Pascal and Ali discuss the developments in the world recently due to Corona (you might have heard of it). Ali discusses the benefits of the Reface App to a comedian's career.

Arnie is discussed again, and the Kimchi Curry Podcast's good friend Richie (IG: @schaefita) asks them what they would say to themselves 10 years ago.

Nov 01, 202031:46

Ep 28: "The Boys" Sucks

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/KWhwtKWwbYw

Pascal and Ali are back (with a slight delay) in episode 28 to discuss the season finale of "The Boys". Ali's dad (Roland Erpl) calls in to show his son how much he can squat.

Oct 27, 202029:24

Ep 27: The After Show Special

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/C9AaYj2bjQM

Pascal and Ali are back in episode 27 to discuss their respective shows on 30.9. They reminisce about the first comedy show they organised together, and discuss a possible return of the Kimchi Curry Christmas Comedy Showcase in 2020.

Razvan calls in to ask Pascal and Ali about their dating lives.

Oct 04, 202034:48

Ep 26: Smooth'a James

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/1nd5qoE5GaE

Pascal reveals his love for bubble tea and how it's an Asian hotspot. A new character is revealed in the Kimchi Curry extended family: "Smooth'a James". Ali recounts his life threatening cycling trip. Pascal recounts having to deal with a group of hecklers at a show who likely were under the influence of drugs. Ali makes a pitch for another Steve Jobs movie, because we do not have enough yet.

The boys try to estimate the profit Jobs made by selling Pixar to Disney and despite their Korean and Indian roots, do a terrible job at trying to calculate it.

Sep 27, 202032:30

Ep 25: Billy Zane

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/NbLCYDONl0o

Pascal and Ali reveal Arnold's vocal warm up routine. The usual topics are discussed: Disneyland, Jesus, Ryan Gosling & Batman. They venture into new territory when Ali reveals his hidden talent of re-enacting almost every scene of Zoolander because half his childhood was spent watching the film.

Pascal plugs his show "Joke Wars" on 30/9, and they come up with an amazing and witty skit to market the show.

Sep 27, 202036:36

Ep 24: Flat Coke

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/VRVGPI5cm1I

Pascal sums up the presents he received from "The Legend" Tarek. They (mostly Pascal) go through some of their favourite books and how they influenced them.

They go through some updates on their respective comedy sets, before turning to another popular topic (food). Pascal announces an upcoming roast he has with their good friend Richie, and how he is preparing for it.

Sep 13, 202033:24

Ep 23: DM Us, Please

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/SDmanX-mZYE

Episode 23 features Pascal and Ali giving updates on the latest shows they attended, and Ali shares a story of him getting flustered and bombing on stage. Ali gets shamed for being late all the time and Pascal reveals his love for Rob Schneider. Pascal and Ali directly speak to their two listeners, Nav and Jamil. The episode ends as it always does: Pascal and Ali begging their listeners for DMs. Please slide into our DMs, people.

Sep 06, 202038:42

Ep 22: Birthday Surprise

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/9bC-uyW5W08

Pascal and Ali are back for episode 22, in which they detail Pascal's birthday the week before and how he got a bunch of surprises from his closest friends. They talk about friends and how the comedy scene has changed them in the last year. Ali shares a funny story about someone confusing him and another "brown" comedian, and Pascal announces his show "Joke Wars".

They share their thoughts on the tragic passing of Chadwick Boseman.-Pop comes up.

Aug 30, 202042:44

Ep 21: The Delay

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/9bC-uyW5W08

This week on the Kimchi Curry Podcast: The episode is late! Due to their demanding schedule, Pascal and Ali had to delay the release of this week's episode! Nevertheless they are back with a vengeance to talk about the show "Inside Jokes" (available on Prime Video). They discuss healthy habits for a bit, and Ali shares a conspiracy theory involving him being immune to Corona Virus. Pascal is a bit tired at the beginning, but he gets super excited when the topic of K-Pop comes up.

Aug 25, 202038:48

Ep 20: Captain Korea

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/z8PG8ls3jqU

Pascal and Ali are back for episode 20. They discuss Trump's disastrous Axios interview. Ali asks Pascal about his joke testing philosophy, and they delve into some of their comedy goals in the next months. Pascal calls out Captain America for being lame, and Ali takes offense and takes a stand against Pascal. Bonus: a fan of the show calls in to ask Ali an important question.

Aug 16, 202038:32

Ep 19: Jacked Jesus

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/v3lVx4_r6cE

Pascal and Ali talk about the locust swarms plaguing East Africa which leads them to discuss Jesus and how he was in real life. They try and answer the age old question: Was Jesus jacked? Naturally the discussion on Jesus leads to them discussing Christoph Waltz.

Along the way they discuss the Netflix show "Indian Matchmaking" and how Ali can't cry.

Aug 09, 202039:21

Ep 18: Dating A Bank Robber

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/c0aA0jPur_s

Pascal and Ali explore the benefits of Yoga, before Ali managed to relate it to wrestling (again). They move on to discuss the explosion of comedy (especially the surge of Indian comics in the last decade), and Ali suggests Pascal be the first mega-famous East Asian comedian. They try to brainstorm a character Pascal can play in order to galvanize the Asian stand-up comedy scene. Pascal bullies Ali about his inability to date a bank robber, before Ali bullies him back.

Aug 02, 202036:60

Ep 17: Voice Over Mafia

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/qOupZR9qpLk

Pascal and Ali are back to talk about prison and getting the fear of getting their cheeks stretched. Drug laws are discussed until they realise (AGAIN) that the podcast is supposed to be a comedy podcast and switch to their favourite topic: Arnie.

From there, they uncover the dark, secretive, exclusive mafia of Voice Over Artists in the German speaking world. Don't miss out on the conspiracy of the century!

Jul 26, 202037:45

Ep 16: Prison Pooh

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/f5NWRm3naOQ

Ali shows off his new apartment, and the boys talk about depressing stuff until they realise they are supposed to be entertaining and try and fight the Sun.

Pascal shares a video question sent by a good friend of the Podcast, Nav (@iamnavj), and they imagine a world where Winnie the Pooh runs a prison.

Jul 19, 202038:12

Ep 15: Navy SEAL Workout

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/28Z2zuNsihk

Episode 15 baby!! Pascal and Ali are back to talk about Delta Force, Huge Jackedman, Rowing Arnie, and a number of other influential Alpha Males. Pascal shares his new haircut and workout, and Ali shares his admiration for Navy SEALs.

Jul 12, 202037:47

Ep 14: Hunger Games Bully

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/kPT4eUOJ16o

Pascal & Ali discuss an alternate reality where they meet and Ali bullies Pascal instead of befriending him. The boys discuss Harry Potter again, because they are huge HP nerds.

Hunger Games is mentioned, which causes technical difficulties, but they recover quickly.

Jul 05, 202029:27

Ep 13: Asian Face

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/CcvjNEWtmzU

Pascal & Ali are back to pitch a new TV Series to Netflix called "Bullies with Glasses". They venture into some depressing territory, but quickly bring it back to the good stuff.

Vinnie calls in again to ask a very special question about BULLIES. Pascal and Ali come up with a superhero theme for the mysterious Vinnie Vincetti. Mailbag episode next week, make sure to mail in your questions!

Jun 28, 202032:16

Ep 12: Vegan Thrust Power

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/bb0Wd2r7Vzg

Pascal and Ali talk about the benefits of veganism and who is a real vegan. A mysterious woman from the past returns to haunt Pascal. Pascal shares a story about his time backpacking, about how he met a man who can fornicate very well.

Ali and Pascal mention & celebrate some of their friends' reactions to the podcast.

Jun 20, 202033:22

Ep 11: The Cleopatra Trick

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/bb0Wd2r7Vzg

Pascal grills Ali on his unhealthy obsession with Pro Wrestling. Ali tries to explain the appeal of watching oiled up big men beat each other up. Pascal and Ali answer the question on everyone's mind, "Are Pascal and Ali an item?!"

Some historical figures like Napoleon and Cleopatra are investigated, and Pascal demands Ali take him to India and show him around.

Shoutout to our friends Alex & Nikki, who host the "LTnT - Lifestyle, Travel and Technology" Podcast, in which Ali was a guest on the latest episode (Link below).

LTnT Podcast Episode Featuring Ali: https://www.buzzsprout.com/812324/4115348

LTnT Social Media Platforms:

- Instagram: @ltnt.vienna https://www.instagram.com/ltnt.vienna/

- Facebook: @ltnt.vienna https://www.facebook.com/LTnT.Vienna/

- Twitter: @LTnT_Vienna https://twitter.com/LTnT_Vienna

Jun 14, 202042:51

Ep 10: The Glamazon Pose

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/dsIa5Jr8j9Y

Pascal and Ali talk about bully mindsets and how to defend yourself against a bully, which leads to them discussing police due to recent tragic circumstances.

They discuss some of the latest shows & movies they have been watching, which inevitably leads to another discussion on Ryan Gosling. The episode ends as it began: with a "Glamazon Pose".

Jun 07, 202039:51

Ep 9: Mental Healf

Pascal and Ali talk about the different stains (SIC) of COVID-19, and spread some misinformation on the virus. They review the NETFLIX reality TV series Rea(L)ove and try to understand why it's called "Mental Healf" in England.

A few listeners make some spontaneous calls, and Ryan Gosling makes a surprise appearance.

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/1uupz4z1Xpw

May 31, 202039:03

Ep 8: Q&A Bag

In today's episode Pascal and Ali get their first round of fan questions. They use their vast knowledge and skills to help their fanbase gain some insight on their lives.

Video Podcast: https://youtu.be/DJCWCDLxD3s

May 24, 202034:14

Ep 7: Awkward Food Scandal

Pascal and Ali try to discuss food in this week's episode, but the conversation quickly turns to scandals and the water quality of the Danube.

This week's sponsor: Get The Respect App.

May 17, 202043:24

Ep 6: Dutch Chords

Pascal and Ali brainstorm their first podcast jingle. Pascal talks about his role models and how he would like to meet Jesus (an idea he stole from Ali).

Pascal fat shames Ali, and Ali pimple shames Pascal.

Ali unveils his new business venture to bully customers.

May 10, 202042:26

Ep 5: Hairy Pothead

Pascal and Ali are back to simulate the Hogwart's Sorting Ceremony! Will the Sorting Hat place Ali in the House he desires? What House does Pascal's heart desire? Listen to find out!

Also: Ali forbids Pascal from dating +1 billion women, and Pascal tries to do the same but he's too late.

Special thanks to this week's sponsor, "Hairy Pothead CBD Inc."

Apr 26, 202041:00

Ep 4: Lord of the Racists

Pascal and Ali are back to launch an investigation on who should be awarded the title of "Lord of the Racists".

Also in the episode: Pascal and Ali discuss each other's mothers. The topic is quickly abandoned before it gets too personal.

We find out that nobody cares about Apocalypse, and Ali tests Pascal's comic book knowledge.

Apr 19, 202032:21

Ep 3: Disney Superpowers

Pascal makes a promise to take Ali to Disneyland one day, they seal the deal with a heartfelt RnB song.

They discuss superpowers, and the best way to use them (including solving the toilet paper crisis we are currently experiencing).

Time travel is also touched on, including a scenario where two dudes who fought over a girl turns into one of the greatest epic stories in human history.

Apr 11, 202032:28

Ep 2: Quarantina Corona

Ali & Pascal talk about their new queen "Quarantina Corona", Love and the Ghetto of Vienna.

Apr 02, 202030:40

Ep 1: First time doing Stand-up

Pascal and Ali share stories about their first time performing stand up comedy. Recorded in October 2019.

Mar 25, 202027:41