Kinky Poly Atheist

What’s in your kinky toybox? My friend Kristin has some great paddles that are pink and have teddy bears on them. PLUS a matching riding crop! It’s awesome to see this side of impact play. We test out her paddles and also compare against a couple that I have. We try my custom paddle with fur on one side and discuss the difference between “sting” and “thud” when exploring spanks and impact play. Even a blind taste test!

• Don’t hurt yourself.
• Don’t hurt anyone else. Be and act safely.
• Educate yourself! Find a local club and get a mentor.
• If you’re NOT SURE about something, DON’T DO IT!
• Always have clear, enthusiastic CONSENT
• Always have and use clear SAFEWORDS
• Always have SAFETY EQUIPMENT within arm’s reach.
  → Safety Shears, First Aid Kit, Etc.
• Start Low; Go Slow
• Watch My Video: Why Safewords Fail (link below)

My friend, has a Tens Unit, which is used to put an electric current through you muscles using sticky pads.  She tries it out on me for the first time ever and it's WILD!!

● Standard Safety Warning! ●

+ This is not an instructional video!

+ This video is for novelty and amusement purposes only

+ You are responsible for you and your actions

+ Educate yourself!

+ Research how to use any device or toy safely and responsibly before using it!

+ Read the warnings on the package!  And BTW, the package may not provide all the answers.  

+ Regardless of what you see us doing here, You are responsible for you.

+ Don’t be stupid.

+ if you’re not sure if what your about to do is stupid or not, THEN put the toy down and go ask an adult, someone with more experience than you, or ask the internet!

+ If you’re not sure if you’re stupid, just stop watching right now.

● Electric Warnings ●

+ PACEMAKERS and other medical devices EXIST

+ EPILEPSY and other medical conditions EXIST

+ never ever touch someone with any kind of electric toy without specifically telling the person what’s involved and getting very clear consent.

+ Consent consent consent!!!

+ Watch out for metal like rings, bracelets, earing, buttons & snaps, necklaces, belt buckles, etc.

+ Know what it means to be “grounded” and what the device requires in that aspect.

+ Keep it away from your face and heart and spine

+ Some electric devices can actually cause burns or scars.  Educate yourself.

+ ALWAYS START AT THE LOWEST SETTING and work up slowly

● Tens Unit Video specifically ●

+ We make a joke about the leads and how you can “put it anywhere”.  That's not true.  Don’t be stupid.  Not your neck, face, or spine  That can cause seizures!!