Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
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Phase across time to the late 80s and join Martin Harder and Martin Odoni as they venture through each and every episode of the show. Join them for humerous observations, behind-the-scenes talk and a breakdown of the series done in a way that only those with true love of the source material can manage.
It's only a podcast...
Isn't it?
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Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare PodcastMay 11, 2021
Knightmare: The Lost Series - Episode 1
Temporal Discussion are proud to be able to bring you an EXCLUSIVE audio series based on the Greater Game of luck and glory! Join Treguard as he hosts a new team's journey through the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare: The Lost Series
Episode 1 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Tobias and Hordriss
Rosey Collins as Majida, Flora, Jane the Fool and Kimberlite
Catie Clark as Martha
Cammie Mile as Clare
Martin Odoni as Fatilla
Sharon Vennall as Ruby
Written by Rosey and Jake Collins, based on an original concept by Ross Thompson
Produced and edited by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder
Sound effects from Freesound
S04E16 - The Lollipop Guild (Series Finale)
Jake and the two Martins discuss the final episode in the series.
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S04E15 - A Dungerthingy in a Moo Cow Helmet
Michael Cule joins us for the penultimate episode of the series, regaling us with stories of his time on the show.
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S04E14 - A Good Blip-Blop
As the penultimate quest of the series draws to a close, Martin H and Jake discuss one of Fatilla's finest moments.
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Temporal Tangents - The Best Podcast You've (N)ever Heard!
The next episode is taking a little longer to edit than usual, so in the meantime we're brining you this collection of content that was cut from earlier episodes. Some of this content has previously been released on Patreon, whilst some of it has never been heard before outside of those of us involved.
We'll be back soon with the next regular episode.
As well as the two Martins, this episode features Jake Collins and Paul McIntosh.
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Knightmare: The Lost Series - Special #2
The second in a trilogy of special episodes of Knightmare: The Lost Series. Special #3 is due to be released in July this year.
Original release date: 12 July 2020
Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Oscar, Dooris, Oakley, Hordriss, Doorkis, Ferryman & Merlin
Rosey Collins as Majida, Greystagg, Marta, Oracle of Time, Morghanna, Mona & Dooreen
Catie Clark as Hannah
Andy Marshall as Thomas
Martin Odoni as Fatilla
Damon Wakes as Julian
Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins
Produced by Jake Collins
Additional minor edits made by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris
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Knightmare: The Lost Series - Special #1
The first in a trilogy of special episodes of Knightmare: The Lost Series, courtesy of Jake Collins.
Original release date: 24 December 2019
Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Dooris, Oakley, Lissard, Doorkis, Ferryman, Hordriss & Merlin
Rosey Collins as Majida, Martina, Morghanna, Greystagg, Oracle of Time & Dooreen
Amy Davies as Melanie
Guy Knox-Holmes as Gary
Andy Marshall as Sir Hugh de Wittless
Martin Odoni as Lord Fear
Euan Russell as Pat
Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins
Produced by Jake Collins
Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast
Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris
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A Tribute to Clifford Norgate
RIP good Sir.
S04E13 - The One You've Been Waiting For
This episode features a special guest appearance by prominent Knightmare fan Rosey Collins as the voice of Dooris.
Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay
Team 7: Jeremy, Alexander, Amanda and Anthony from London
Air date: Friday November 30th 1990
Martin Odoni was gracious enough to take over editing duties for this episode whilst I took a well-earned break.
As one of the greatest quests in Knightmare's history draws to an end, we take a final look at the team who single-handedly raised the overall quality of Season 4. Plus Jake and Martin O talk a lot.
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S04E12 - Little Dicky
WARNING: This episode has some rude bits!
Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay.
Episode air date: 23rd November 1990
We spend some more time in the company of one of the best teams ever to take on the Knightmare challenge, and we giggle a lot about immature things.
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S04E11 - A Dungeoneer Walks into a Pub (with special guest Jake Collins)
Episode air date: 16th November 1990
Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay
Dickon and his team continue their quest, and Dickon stops off at the pub for a bit. Meanwhile, Martin O is proven wrong.
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Christmas Special 2023: The Dunshelm Players in Sidriss the Confused and the Philosopher's Sojourn
NOTICE: This is a work of parody, and does not reflect any kind of endorsement of JKR or her personal views. Trans rights are human rights.
Original release date: November 2011
Suffering from the stresses of the excessive workload that goes with being an editor, Sidriss the Confused decides she needs a holiday. But the job of editing her father’s latest novel cannot be left on hold, so before she can go, she has to find someone to fill in for her. As there are five candidates to choose from, Sidriss decides that she had best interview all of them.
Originally meant as the 2010 festive offering from the Players, but lengthily delayed due to ongoing technical problems, Sojourn is the fourth instalment of the sketch-series in the world of Harry Potter authorship. The Collins siblings return as Confuser and Confused, but the latest of Sidriss’ adventures sees other characters entering proceedings, including Dunshelm Players’ debuts for Mildread the Witch, Motley the Jester, Gretel the Dungeon Maid, and Ridolfo the Troubadour.
Sidriss the Confused ………………………………………. Rosey Collins Hordriss the Confuser/Ridolfo the Troubadour …… Jake Collins Motley the Jester …………………………………………….. Ricky Temple Gretel the Maid/Mildread the Witch ……………. Helen Becconsall Sir Hugh de Wittless ………………………………………… Martin Odoni
Running time approx 18 minutes. Script written by Martin Odoni. Music (‘Bumbly March‘) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed and edited by Andrew Marshall and Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is (c) of JK Rowling.
S04E10 - Bright Eyes
Episode air date: 9th November 1990
Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.
Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay
Today's episode is very much a game of two halves. We go from quite possibly one of the most entertainingly bad teams of series 4 to one of the greatest quests of the entire show! Along the way we talk about the Mandela effect in relation to a certain moment with a certain Dungeoneer, Martin H is tickled by the idea of Pickle's parrot, and we experience some pretty severe Déjà vu thanks to some Door Monster questions.
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S04E09 - The Sidestep that Shook the World (AKA. The "Simon, Sidestep Left" Episode) With Guest Host Paul McIntosh
Episode air date: 02/11/1990
Team 4: Simon, Andrew, Richard and Andrew from Swansea.
Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.
This is it! This is the one you've been waiting for! Join us as we take a look at that infamous moment, the epic blunder that even the non-Knighties know about.
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S4E8 - #JusticeForSimon
Episode air date: 26/10/1990
Team 4: Simon, Andrew, Richard and Andrew from Swansea.
Simon and the team continue on their path to infamy!
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One Knightmare in Birmingham
Knightmare Memories - The Gran Prize
We take a more in-depth look at the entries to our Knightmare Memories competition. We share our opinions on your... er.... opinions, and we announce the winners of both the main competition and the Listener's Choice Award.
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S04E07 - A Bloody Aardvark!
NOTE: The one-off theme tune for this episode was written by Drassil from the Knightmare.com forum and can be listened to on its own on YouTube
Episode air date: 19/10/1990
Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans
Team 4: ?????
Nikki and company continue their quest into the Dungeon Dimension, and wind up meeting a rather crunchy end. We're then introduced to one of the most infamous teams in Knightmare's history. Who are these lads, and what's so memorable about their quest? Listen on to find out!
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Knightmare Memories - Listener's Choice Award
Hi Listeners of Illusion!
Martin Odoni was sadly suffering from Covid when it came time to record this episode, so I'm afraid you'll have to put up with Martin Harder on his own.
We had so many great submissions to our competition that we decided to give out a secondary prize - our very own Listeners' Choice Award.
Presented here in this podcast are the seven entries we have chosen to be eligible for the main prize. We'll be starting a poll where you will have the chance to vote for your favourite memories. the winner of this poll will receive a separate prize of either a t-shirt or mug with their choice of design from our Redbubble store. This prize is completely separate from the main prize shown in the main competition post, and the poll will have no influence on the main competition (which is essentially a prize draw, where a winner will be chosen at random).
We're not analysing the entries here or giving much feedback or opinions, as we'll be doing so on a future podcast when Mr. Odoni is able to join in.We hope you enjoy listening to these entries as much as we did. Please remember that it's okay to disagree with the opinions of others, as long as everybody remains civil :)
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(Extended Version) An Interview With Alec Westwood
I've been lucky enough to have spent the last week with my kid, so I haven't been able to edit the next episode yet. Instead, we're proud to be able to bring you the extended version of our interview with Alec Westwood, who Played Folly and Gibbet in series 1 and 2. This version of the interview was previously only available on Patreon.
Alec regales us with stories of his experiences as one of the core cast of the first few series, and talks about his professional life after Knightmare
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S04E06 - Ale's Well That Ends Well
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Episode air date: 12/10/1990
Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans
In this episode we speak to Tom Ainsley of Neon Raptor Brewing Co., who introduces us to a selection of unofficial Knightmare-inspired beers. Will they convince the beer-hating Martin O to switch from scrumpy? Will the two Martins make it to the end of the podcast without ordering a kebab? There's only one way to find out!
Those Patrons who pledge at the Keepers of the Book of Quests level will be able to access a special extended version of this episode, with over 10 minutes worth of extra ramblings.
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'The Ultimate Dungeoneer Slayer' written by Martin Harder, performed by David X Newton
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S04E05 - It's Not An Audio Play, It's a Podcast Actually!
CAUTION TEAM: Martin H has been experimenting with Audacity, and as such this episode features a stereo surprise that is best listened to using headphones.
Episode air date: 05/10/1990
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk
Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans
We're back!
Our extended break has now come to an end, and we're returning with what is possibly the best episode of series 4 so far, not least because of the introduction of two interesting new obstacles for the team. One is the often overlooked Transporter Pad floor puzzle, whilst the other involves the introduction of a certain new corridor which has us "buzzing" with excitement...
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The Ultimate Dungeoneer Slayer' written by Martin Harder, performed by David X Newton
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Mid-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E16
Want to win a complete set of Knightmare books, plus other awesome prizes? Check out our competition We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 16 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Finn and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Stephanie
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Ben Fieldhouse as Damien
Becs Houghton-Berry as Shannon
Ross Thompson as Mogdred
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins, based on an adapted quest outline by Ross Thompson and Gemma Dwarwood.
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Mid-Season Special - Knightmare Audio Series -S01E15
We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 14 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Finn, Granitas and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Stephanie
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Ben Fieldhouse as Damien
Becs Houghton-Berry as Shannon
Juliet Thimpson as Lillith
Ross Thompson as Giant
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins and Gemma Dwarwood, based on an adapted quest outline by Ross Thompson and Gemma Dwarwood.
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Mid-Season Special - Knightmare Audio Series - S01E14
We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 14 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Gumboil, Hordriss and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Jenny and Morghanna
Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie
Roy Jackson as Henry
Phil Thompson as Glum
Ross Thompson as Scott
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood
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Mid-Season Special - Knightmare Audio Series - S01E13
We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 13 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, McGrew and Gumboil
Rosey Collins as Jenny
Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie
Roy Jackson as Henry
Ross Thompson as Scott
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood
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Mid-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E12
We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 12 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard and Hordriss
Rosey Collins as Kerry and Jenny
Gemma Dwarwood as Natalie
Roy Jackson as Henry
Andy Marshall as Tom
Juliet Thompson as Lillith
Ross Thompson as Scott, Folly, Igneous and Mrs. Grimwold
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins. Minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson and Rosey Collins
Advisers created by Gemma Dwarwood
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Mid-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E11
We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!
The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Episode 11 Credits:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Gumboil, Granitas and Hordriss
Rosey Collins as Lena and Kerry
Gemma Dwarwood as Sarah and Tara
Becs Houghton-Berry as Selena
Andy Marshall as Tom
Ellie Marshall as Aisling
Ross Thompson as Giant, Mogdred, Daniel and Folly
Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins, with minor edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast.
Written by Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
Theme music by Chris Jerden Cooke
S04E04 - The Dendochronology Method
Episode air date: 28/09/1990
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.
In this episode a mouse pointer gets left in, a Dungeoneer gets ratty, and Fatilla gets amorous.
With special guest Andy Marshall.
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Mid-Season Special: The Trial - Full Chat with Dungeoneers Jason Karl and Anthony Haig
CAUTION TEAM - This episode features uncensored F-bombs!
Previously a Patreon exclusive, this is the full version of the Trial of the Two Knight Martins - including the discussion with Dungeoneers Anthony Haig and Jason Karl. We talk about many things, including the structural integrity of the Helmet of Justice, an accusation of cheating against Jason's team, and an interesting look behind the scenes of Knightmare.
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Ant Haig is an ambassador for Safe in Our World, a charity that aims to create and foster worldwide mental health awareness within the video game industry; to eliminate the stigma surrounding mental health, to make it a natural topic of discussion, and to promote the dialogue surrounding mental health so people are not afraid to reach out for help if they need it.
S04E03 - A Big "But" (AKA. Absolutely Bloody Not)
Episode air date: 21/09/1990
Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.
In this episode Mogdred returns to score a direct kill, and we meet a few new characters - including a tavern monk and a rather scary woman in a familiar outfit.
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S04E02 - "Schponk"
Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.
We re-join the team as they continue their quest for the Cup. Along the way they meet some new characters - including a sword maiden, an inebriated monk, and an unfortunately named barbarian...
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S04E01 - Trickle
Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.
It's finally here!
After a much-needed extended break, Martins Harder and Odoni are back to cast their critical eye over series 4 of Knightmare!
This episode features former editor of The Eye Shield fanzine Jake Collins, who will be putting his immense knowledge of The Greater Game to good use as we discuss the many new surprises that await in the new series.
All issues of The Eye Shield, including scans of the original paper fanzine by Paul McIntosh and the online incarnation by Jake Collins, can be viewed on knightmare.com
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S04E00 - Part 2
In our second Episode Zero for series 3, we take a look at some of the news from the off-season and give our opinions on some of the stories of the day.
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S04E00 - Part 1
Ahead of series 4, we take a look at the number 1 singles and movies that were around during the off-season.
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Inter-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E10
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 10 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Ben and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Lena and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Sarah and Velda
Greg Ford as Jaejae
Becs Houghton-Berry as Selena
Ellie Marshall as Abby and Aisling
Ross Thompson as David, Mrs. Grimwold and Igneous
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E09
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 9 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Ben, Hansel, Granitas, Gumboil and Hordriss
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Greg Ford as Jaejae
Ellie Marshall as Abby
Ross Thompson as David and Folly
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Christmas Special - The Dunshelm Players Present Sidriss the Confused and the Merchandising Deal of Azkaban
NOTICE: This parody was produced before JKR made her more controversial personal views known. Temporal Discussion - the Knightmare Podcast and The Dunshelm Players would like to make it clear that the production of this parody in no way represents endorsement of JKR's policies.
Trans rights are human rights.
Dazzled by critical acclaim, Sidriss publicly suggests that she and Hordriss might well be about to write yet another new volume in the Harry Potter saga. Hordriss despairs, partly because of idea-exhaustion, but mainly because his priorities are changing. His desire for literary achievement is being replaced with a growing affection for entrepreneurial conquest.
Originally released on November 4th 2011 to mark the 5th anniversary of The Dunshelm Players first audio play, Famous For Retreating.
ProductionSidriss the Confused ………… Rosey Collins Hordriss the Confuser ………… Jake Collins
Running time approx 6 minutes. Dialogue improvised by the cast. Music (intro track ‘Nothing Broken’ & outro track ‘Melodie Victoria’) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com. Sound effects provided by The Free Sound Project and Soundrangers. Production mixed and edited by Martin Odoni. Harry Potter is copyright of JK Rowling
Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E08
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 8 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Lenny and Connor
Rosey Collins as Gretel and Cordelia
Gemma Dwarwood as Tamsin
Greg Ford as Aden
Luke Thompson as Steven
Phil Thompson as Glum
Ross Thompson as Joseph, Mogdred, Mrs. Grimwold and Igneous
Jacob Ward as Kyle
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E07
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 7 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, McGrew, Lenny, Merlin and Hordriss.
Rosey Collins as Gretel.
Gemma Dwarwood as Velda
Greg Ford as Aden and Cedric
Ross Thompson as Joseph
Jacob Ward as Kyle
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Inter-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E06
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Lenny, Granitas and McGrew
Rosey Collins as Simone and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Kelly
Greg Ford as Aden and Olaf
Andy Marshall as Darren
Juliet Thompson as Mel and Lillith
Ross Thompson as Joseph and Giant
Jacob Ward as Kyle
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Inter-Season Special - The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E05
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:
Jake Collins as Treguard and Gumboil
Rosey Collins as Simone and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Kelly and Velda
Greg Ford as Cedric
John Liu as Abdul
Andy Marshall as Darren
Juliet Thompson as Mel
Ross Thompson as Folly, Igneous and Mrs. Grimwold
Edited by Ross Thompson. Minor additional edits for Temporal Discussion - The Knightmare Podcast by Martin Harder
Written by Rosey Collins, Jake Collins and Ross Thompson
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Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E04
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 4 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Granitas and Gumboil
Rosey Collins as Daisy and Morghanna
Gemma Dwarwood as Clare
Greg Ford as Karl and Cedric
Andy Marshall as Josh
John Liu as Abdul
Juliet Thompson as Heather
Ross Thompson as Simon and Folly
Jacob Ward as Dylan
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E03
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 3 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin and Hansel
Rosey Collins as Gretel and Daisy
Greg Ford as Karl and Olaf
John Liu as Abdul
Andy Marshall as Josh
Juliet Thompson as Lillith
Ross Thompson as Igneous
Jacob Ward as Dylan
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series S01E02
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 2 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, McGrew and Hansel
Rosey Collins as Kate and Daisy
Gemma Dwarwood as Emma
Greg Ford as George and Karl
Andy Marshall as Josh
Ross Thompson as Matthew, Mogdred and Igneous
Jacob Ward as Dylon
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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Inter-Season Special: The Knightmare Audio Series - S01E01
Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare Audio Series - Series 1 Cast
Jake Collins as Treguard, Granitas, Gumboil and Merlin
Rosey Collins as Kate and Gretel
Gemma Dwarwood as Emma
Ross Thompson as Matthew, Folly and Mrs. Grimwold
Written by Jake Collins, Ross Thompson, Rosey Collins and Gemma Dwarwood.
Edited by Ross Thompson, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion.
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A (Literal) Car Crash Interview with Tim Child.
To commemorate the 35th anniversary of the very first episode of Knightmare, here's our interview with series creator Tim Child.
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S03E16: "Big Fat Hen"
Team: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol.
In which we say goodbye to some old friends...
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S3E15- "There's Me, There's Fictional Characters, There's Amoebae, Then There's You"
Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.
Team 2: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol
In which Morghanna breaks some glass.
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"Trip to the Heifer", a parody of Cornershop and Norman Cook's "Brimful of Asha - the Norman Cook Mix", was written by Drassil on the knightmare.com forums and has been used with his permission. The backing track is used for the purpose of parody.
S03E14 - Served With Extra Vegetables
Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.
In which we learn that a charcoal fire isn't always the best option.
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