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THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

THE VOICES IN OUR HEADS w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

By Krystyna Hutchinson

Stand-up comedian and co-host of Guys We F*cked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, takes you on a weekly JoUrNeY through her rose colored glasses.
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Episode #63 - The Monster Has No Teeth
Dec 09, 202001:05:41
Episode #62 - more like Poop Box
Dec 02, 202001:17:54
Episode #61 - For Sweet Pea

Episode #61 - For Sweet Pea

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Hello friends, happy hump day, congrats on surviving another sixty-eight hours of life! On today's episode:
- Donna and I are having a Thanksgiving ZOOM show! Click HERE to buy tickets
- I have some very personal new merch available
- Three cheers for NED STAEBLER!
- A deep dive into Chapter 4 of FEELING GREAT by David Burns all about Karen and the dissolving of NINE YEARS worth of depression and pain

Follow @TheLanguageOfDogs to watch Justin Silver, the dog whisperer, at work. 

email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch


Nov 25, 202001:15:42
Episode #60 - Why We Get Stuck, Bitch
Nov 18, 202001:07:56
Episode #59 - Feeling GREAT
Nov 11, 202001:04:23
Episode #58 - "Work Harder, You Lazy Fat Fuck!"

Episode #58 - "Work Harder, You Lazy Fat Fuck!"

I'm so glad you survived the week, pat your right shoulder a few times for me, but not in a condescending way. On today's episode:
- A Fuckboi and a FuckGIRL!! #equality
- A child with a bank account (me)
- The ups and downs of the positive affirmation sticky notes you leave around your apartment
- Ten Twisted Thoughts
- Being forced to slay an old emotional dragon
- A Halloween Dream come to life MAGICAL IS REAL! You just gotta believe in it, cucks!!

email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Nov 04, 202001:03:30
Episode #57 - Oh, Precious Stones

Episode #57 - Oh, Precious Stones

Congrats on surviving another week of this life, I hope you're doing okay. On today's episode:
- Investigating on a whim turned JUICY
- Elementary survival instincts
- Flying into hurricanes for money?!
- Diary entries from the mind and heart of 14 year old Krystyna
- I got MERCH! Follow @KrystynaPresents on instagram 

email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website [ with merch! ] | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Oct 28, 202001:00:59
Episode #56 - A Boy Named Lindsey

Episode #56 - A Boy Named Lindsey

Hello and congrats on surviving another week!! On today's episode:

- The Story of a (fuck)Boi Named Lindsey
- Click
HERE to donate $$ to Jaime Harrison's senate campaign  
- Waiving at cars: more fun than you'd think
- SEXY EYE LASHES
- And the beautiful final words of Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem

email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Oct 21, 202058:08
 Episode #55 - It Ain't Necessarily So

Episode #55 - It Ain't Necessarily So

Happy Hump Day and Hooray to you for surviving this entire week! On today's episode:
- The Armenian Conflict
- A long-winded , very picky Fuckboi
- A Lady On Fire and severely interrupted  
- and a deep dive into chapter 17 of Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about KUL-CHA (culture). 

email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Oct 14, 202001:11:10
EP #54 - All The Selves

EP #54 - All The Selves

If you're at all invested in the state of America, *tRuLy* congrats on not killing yourself this week. On today's episode:
- A soft sell on @LookAtThisRussian (Instagram)
- The saddest Weiner
- Boys that weren't proud
- And a deep dive into chapter 16 of Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem all about psychotherapy and sub personalities. 

social | @KrystynaHutch
e-mail |
KrystynaHutch@gmail.com
website |
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
address |
PO Box 1926 NY, NY 10156

Oct 07, 202001:07:55
Epsiode # 53 - Self-Esteem and Work
Sep 30, 202001:10:59
Episode #52 - Stay In School

Episode #52 - Stay In School

I'm glad you're still surviving (and maybe even thriving?).  On today's episode:
- Fuckboi Theater: AR-17 Edition! #sowet #sodead
- Some  small suggestions
- One girl's (my) dream of converting her apartment building into an immersive wonderland
- Fucked Up Childhood: Listener Edition
- and a deep dive into chapter fourteen of The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem by Nathanial Branden: self-esteem in schools. 

email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

***and if you're a billionaire who wants to invest in my theater idea, hmu

Sep 23, 202001:25:54
Episode #51 - Accepted & Respected

Episode #51 - Accepted & Respected

Congrats on surviving another week - A man who loved an octopus maybe a little too much?
- The terrors of social media and google
- A night the Three Stooges would have cherished
- and a deep dive into Chapter 13 of Nathaniel Branden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem, all about healthy parenting with the aim of not fucking up your kid's self-esteem. Even though most parents fuck up their kid's self-esteem. Moral of the story: It is way too easy to fuck up a kid's self-esteem. This one's a doozy, do not listen while operating heavy machinery. 

For tour dates + resources mentioned, visit | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
email me a sentence or two about your fucked up childhood, these will be shared anonymously | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
Instagram/Twitter  | @KrystynaHutch

Sep 16, 202001:49:05
Episode #50 - A Right To Exist

Episode #50 - A Right To Exist

You're still here! Give yourself a pat on the back for that. Life is hard a lot of the time. On today's episode:
- Does David Blaine sext? He looks so tired.
- Kevin decides to play with his loudest toy
- Nervous laughter never makes anything better
- Spanking a child is actually a pretty  terrible thing to do if you think about it
- and a deep dive into Chapter 12 of Nathaniel Branden's Six Pillars of Self-Esteem: The Philosophy of Self-Esteem

email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Sep 09, 202001:04:45
Episode #49 - Integrity

Episode #49 - Integrity

You survived another week - damn, Jan! I'm glad you're here. I'm with Waffle Child on today's episode and on it, you get:
- Kevin's ice cold visit
- Fuckboi Theater: Inappropriate Insta DM Edition
- Bey & Jay, Barack & Michelle, Alicia & Swizz
- Turns out I truly madly deeply cannot spell for shit!!
- and a deep dive into Nathaniel Branden's 6th Pillar of Self-Esteem: 'TEGRITY! 

website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Sep 02, 202001:02:37
Episode #48 - Living Purposefully

Episode #48 - Living Purposefully

You didn't kill yourself! I'm so glad. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
- Fuckboisplaining Finding Nemo
- A lovely trip with friends, donut babies and no cell service
- Fake IDs and feeling sorry for myself
- Being more comfortable with change
- and a deep dive into Nathaniel Branden's fourth Pillar of Self-Esteem: The Practice of Living Purposefully

website |  www.KrystynaHutchinson
e-mail | TheVoicesInOurHeads@gmail.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Aug 26, 202001:17:36
Episode #47 - Self-Assertiveness

Episode #47 - Self-Assertiveness

I'm so glad you're here and you're not somewhere else! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
- Two Intolerable Boys of Fuck
- Kevin won't let a cone dent his spirit!
- Some background on the USPS, the Alex Trebek of federal agencies
- How to correctly pronounce Kamala
- and a deep dive into Nathaniel Branden's fourth pillar of self-esteem: Self-Assertiveness (EEK!)

email | TheVoicesInOurHeads@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Aug 19, 202001:13:02
Episode #46 - Is ANYBODY Having A Good Time?

Episode #46 - Is ANYBODY Having A Good Time?

Life is fucking hard and quarantine can magnify our emotional turmoil. If you're struggling with your mental health, please reach out to someone. You are not a burden and your life is important.  On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
- Daisy Coleman
- Family Feuds
- Cori Bush
- and Nathanial Branden's Third Pillar of Self-Esteem: Self-Responsibility 

For all the resources mentioned on today's episode, visit:
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 

social | @KrystynaHutch
email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

be kind to yourself

Aug 12, 202001:20:42
Episode #45 - Self-Acceptance
Aug 05, 202001:07:48
Episode #43 - Grip Top Sock

Episode #43 - Grip Top Sock

I'm so glad you're still here. On today's episode, purchasing too many silk ties for your dog, the gift of a Grip Top Sock, a royal fuckboi, an alien abduction and a deep dive into Chapter 5 of The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem: The Focus On Action. We don't have to blame our families for once, woohoo!! 

Email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
Social | @KrystynaHutch
Website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 

don't be a dick!

Jul 22, 202001:18:48
Episode #42 - Can't Change with THAT Attitude

Episode #42 - Can't Change with THAT Attitude

Hello and holy hell! You made it another week. On today's episode, an unwelcome roommate who is hopefully doing just fine wherever he or she is, a fuckboi who loves chin straps and holding fish, guessing who the guy driving the giant Ford Truck waiving an American flag voted for, the disappointing line at Disney and a soft intro into The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem by Nathaniel Branden. 

SHOWS COMING UP:
Thursday July 16th, 8PM @ Anchor Tavern (20 W. Park Ave, Long Beach NY)
Tickets are limited, call 516-889-1680 for more info

July 23 - July 26 HEADLINING @ Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo, NY
with Wendi Starling featuring - 6 shows total for tickets visit:
https://buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/events/40247 

Email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

Website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

Social | @KrystynaHutch

Jul 15, 202001:08:45
Episode #41 - Sham WOW, Guy.

Episode #41 - Sham WOW, Guy.

You didn't kill yourself! Hooray. Today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads is mostly me being a goof while I convince you to rollerblade, get a dog and question the inner workings of your own moral compass. Also, did you know the Sham Wow guy punched a Florida sex worker multiple times after she bit his tongue in 2015?! For the next several episodes, I'm doing a deep dive into my 2nd favorite book, The Six Pillars of Self Esteem by Nathaniel Branden. If you're short on cash and interested in reading this book, email me your name, phone number and mailing address and I'll buy you a copy - TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

follow me  | @KrystynaHutch
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 


Jul 08, 202048:45
Episode #40 - Respect Your Pace

Episode #40 - Respect Your Pace

You didn't kill yourself - yay! On today's episode, Thor and Michael's Tinder Bio poetry, a Jane Elliott palette cleanser, a very important rollerblade warning (GO SLOW!), the gays are moving to Murray Hill, Pride + BLM March and my encounter with a Kar-Kar. Wear your mask when you leave your house, freaks! Love you. 

for all the resources mentioned on this episode, go to:
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

Follow me | @KrystynaHutch

E-mail me | TheVoicesInOurHeads@gmail.com 

Jul 01, 202001:09:03
Episode #39 - Flower Watering

Episode #39 - Flower Watering

Hello hero, congrats on surviving another week! On today's episode of TVIOH, a cornucopia of fuckery in Fuckboi Theater, a palette cleanser courtesy of a listener whose words on racism should be read and re-read, taking an honest inventory of your superiority, physical injuries aplenty thanks to MeRcUry in ReTrOgRaDe and an excerpt from the current book I'm reading (listening to) called The Art of Communicating by Thich Nhat Hanh. 

END SONG "Gimme All Your Love" by Alabama Shakes 

website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
email | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
social | @KrystynaHutch

Jun 24, 202052:11
Episode #38 - Von Decarlo

Episode #38 - Von Decarlo

Congrats on surviving ANOTHER week! On today's episode I talk to my friend, colleague and woman I admire & adore, comedian Von Decarlo. Topics include: race, the flag,  "patriotism",  gaslighting, Trump :(, Obama :) and reconciling  with your inner Beyoncé and your inner Solange. 

Follow Von on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok:
@VonDecarlo

Listen to her Grown AF Podcast, buy her book and more by visiting her website:
www.GrownAFComedy.com 

Email me:
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com



Jun 17, 202001:27:02
37. HUMPTOWN | Population: Kevin

37. HUMPTOWN | Population: Kevin

What a time! Today's episode of TVIOH is a silly palette cleanser (sometimes I forget that I'm a comedian).  Fuckboi Theater, unwelcome lipstick that signifies the death of innocence and what the voices in my head sound like when I'm trying to lift myself out of a bummer hole.  And just in case you could use a reminder: don't let the spark of movement start to fade. Keep marching, keep voting, keep educating yourself. Knowledge is motherfucking P O W E R. If you're in need of a reading recommendation, there are many but here's one: "How To Be An Antiracist" by Ibram X. Kendi. https://www.ibramxkendi.com/how-to-be-an-antiracist-1

e-mail | TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
website | www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

Jun 10, 202048:56
Episode #36 - Educate

Episode #36 - Educate

Today’s episode is about educating yourself and making  the world a more compassionate place to live. Here are the resources mentioned in today’s episode:

FOLLOW | @DanaVivianWhite on Twitter
“Being Black is not exhausting at all. White people are exhausting. That's what they do, exhaust others, exhaust resources, exhaust themselves in their obsession with dominance. Whiteness is exhaustion.”

VIDEO | Watch Toni Morrison Explain the “Profound Neurosis” of Racism
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/08/watch-toni-morrison-explain-the-profound-neurosis-of-racism/

ARTICLE | A VERY ABBREVIATED HISTORY OF THE DESTRUCTION OF BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS

https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a32719786/george-floyd-protests-riots-black-comminity-destruction-history/

ARTICLE | Read the FBI letter sent to Dr. Martin Luther King

https://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/16/magazine/what-an-uncensored-letter-to-mlk-reveals.html

POLITICAL DONATION | Support Amy McGrath running for the Kentucky Senate seat against Mitch McConnell www.AmyMcGrath.com

POLITICAL DONATION | Support Jaime Harrison running for the South Carolina senate seat against Lindsay Graham www.JamieHarrison.com

DONATE | THURGOOD MARSHALL COLLEGE FUND https://www.tmcf.org

DONATE | SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER https://www.splcenter.org

DONATE | BLACK VISIONS COLLECTIVE https://www.blackvisionsmn.org

GOFUNDME CAMPAIGN | David McAtee, a longtime businessman and pillar of the Louisville community was fatally shot by law enforcement officers while protesting police violence. McAtee, who owned a BBQ business, regularly fed officers in his community for free. They left his body on the street for 12 hours. He was 53 years old. Donate to his family, funeral expenses and legal fees: https://www.gofundme.com/f/justicefordavidmcatee

END SONG | God’s Whisper by Raury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh1XRH4HrOY

EMAIL ME
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

Jun 03, 202052:20
Episode #35 - The Tits Are Coming Out!

Episode #35 - The Tits Are Coming Out!

You made it!! Congrats! On today's episode, some exceptional (shit) Fuckboi Bios, Kevin's big hunt, a 3am trip to the Animal Emergency Medical Center, updates on my DiEt JoUrNeY (I'm starving), and some pondering on the Amy Coopers of the world. 

For all the resources mentioned in today's episode, visit:
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 

Follow me on social:
@KrystynaHutch

May 27, 202001:05:39
Episode #34 - One Sheep

Episode #34 - One Sheep

Hello and thank you for not killing yourself! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, long, drawn out Fuckboi Theater, my favorite street joke, a new diet free of Uncrustables :(, new unimproved ways to shave your stems and a few suggestions in the name of equality. Now if you'll excuse me, I must tend to my refrigerator full of lettuce. GOOD DAY, SIRS. 

For all the resources mentioned in this episode,  head to:
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

xo

May 20, 202001:02:17
Episode #33 - Pole Dancers, Madonna & Danes (TVIOH/Neurotica mash-up ft. Justin Silver)

Episode #33 - Pole Dancers, Madonna & Danes (TVIOH/Neurotica mash-up ft. Justin Silver)

Ahoy there, captains of not killing yourselves! Today's episode is a mash-up of TVIOH and comedian Justin Silver's podcast, NEUROTICA. On it, we discuss the magical, sanitized weekend we had with esteemed fashion photographer and pal, Steven Klein, complete with Great Danes, horses, pole dancing opera singers, sunshine and Madonna. 

Follow Justin on Instagram
@IAmJustinSilver

Follow moi
@KrystynaHutch

PLEASE RATE/REVIEW IF YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR HEARTS!

www.KrystynaHutchinson.com
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

May 13, 202001:04:46
Episode #32 - Repetition Makes the Master

Episode #32 - Repetition Makes the Master

Happy Hump Day everyone and hey, way to not bite the big one on purpose! Today’s episode features a very exhausting Fuckboi Theater read followed by a palette cleanser courtesy of Don Lemon, the My Pillow guy’s checkered past, some new ideas to make mask wearing and rollerblading a little more fun, and a reading of the most inspiring group of words I have come across to date, Chapter 7 of The Four Agreements entitled, “The New Dream.”

Please rate and review the podcast on The Apple Podcast App! (theeeeenkyaaaawSOmuch)

WEBSITE
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

SOCIAL
@KrystynaHutch

EMAIL
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

May 06, 202001:09:33
Episode #31 - Always Do Your Best

Episode #31 - Always Do Your Best

This Bud's for YOU (for not killing yourself!). On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
- well dressed old people
- haterade for Shi Tzus
- internal soundtrack for electric wheelchair moments
- Fuckboi Theater
- a Little Book of Farts palette cleanser
- Prairie dogging wisdom teeth
- a sordid drug history
And a look at the fourth agreement, Always Do Your Best. 

EMAIL ME
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

WEBSITE
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

SOCIAL
@KrystynaHutch

Apr 29, 202001:13:60
Episode #30 - Don't Make Assumptions

Episode #30 - Don't Make Assumptions

You didn't kill yourself! Yay! Today on TVIOH: a new daily thrill in which Kevin is a pawn, Fuckbio Theater, a much needed palate cleanser courtesy of Rupi Kaur, the smash hit  "Kevin Did You Shit On The Floor Yet?", and a deep dive into Don Miguel Ruiz's Third Agreement: Don't Make Assumptions. 

I haven't gotten a Patreon account yet, still thinking on it.

EMAIL ME:
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com
FOLLOW ME:
@KrystynaHutch
WEBSITE:
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com


Apr 22, 202001:04:31
Episode #29 - Don't Take Anything Personally

Episode #29 - Don't Take Anything Personally

Hello, hero! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, half assed Tik Toks, animal field trips. bad tea habits, a little fuckboi theatre followed by a pallet cleanser and a deep dive into the second agreement: Don't Take Anything Personally. It's a tall order, but it can be done. 

If you haven't watched my short film, DWELL, yet, here is the link! My sincerest "theeenkyaw SO much" to everyone who has taken the time to watch it.  https://vimeo.com/406016996 

Email me:
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

Follow me on social media:
instagram.com/KrystynaHutch
twitter.com/KrystynaHutch

www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 

Apr 15, 202001:26:18
Episode #28 - Be Impeccable With Your Word

Episode #28 - Be Impeccable With Your Word

You're a hero! No, but seriously if you're working at a hospital or drug store or grocery store or public transportation, etc... Thank you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, a very unique Fuckboi Theater (get your dick pics ready), Quarantine Turd and King of the week, and a deep dive into the first agreement: Be impeccable with your word. I'll finish the rest of the synopsis later, there's a ghost in Jeff's barn I gtg


Apr 08, 202001:25:24
Episode #27 - Domestication & the Dream

Episode #27 - Domestication & the Dream

First and foremost, I hope everyone is staying as safe and sane as possible. These are some crazy times, friend. Stay inside if you can! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads:
Fuckbois in the Time of Corona
Quarantine Turd of the Week (it's Glenn Beck)
Quarantine KwEeN of the Week
and the first installment of the Four Agreements deep dive, all about domestication, pleasing our parents, the judge, the victim and changing the agreements you've made out of fear.

SAVE THE DATE:
Friday, April 10th @ 8pm/EST my short film, DWELL, will be available for anyone who has internet access to watch! Additional details coming soon. 

Follow me on social media:
@KrystynaHutch

www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

Apr 01, 202001:33:34
EPISODE #26 - Dogz b4 Dickz

EPISODE #26 - Dogz b4 Dickz

Wow, what a time! What a time. Regardless of what you’ve said or done before this moment, can we all make a deal to isolate as much as possible? Shit’s getting wild, wash ya hands and stay inside and cut the racism. Also revealed on today’s episode, my family’s history of back luck with pets, my new son, Kevin, and a story about a terrible night when I was a broke/drunk 22-year-old. 

I’m starting the Four Agreements series next week, k??

Stay safe / sane/ inside / calm / fun / all the good things.

FOR KEVIN VIDEOS
follow me on Instagram - @KrystynaHutch

Mar 25, 202001:16:58
Episode #25 - Trip From Hell

Episode #25 - Trip From Hell

Oh my Jesus Christ on a cracker this is a weird time. An extra meaningful congratulations on not killing yourself this week. I hope you're all staying safe and sane because I recently went on the trip from hell and lost my mind. 

I'm diving into The Four Agreements over the next few episodes, if you're short on cash and want me to send you a paper copy of the book, email me TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com subject line FOUR AGREEMENTS and send me your name, phone #, full address, I'll ship the first handful of people a copy. This book changed me and I'm fairly certain you're going to love it.

TALK TO YOU NEXT WEEK WE GOT THIS GUYS STAY IN THE GAME!!! 

@KrystynaHutch
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com 

Mar 18, 202001:04:10
Episode #24 - The Donna

Episode #24 - The Donna

My female friendships are very special to me and that's because I'm friends with some very exceptional women. Donna Guerreros is one of those women and on today's episode of The Voices in Our Heads, it's me and Dee and YOU because you didn't kill yourself! You're still here, woohoo, great job!!

Get more of Donna in your life:
www.TheDonasProject.com
Instagram.com/the.donas
instagram.com/DeeShootsIt

find me at
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

email me
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com 

Mar 11, 202001:06:41
Episode #23 - Empath

Episode #23 - Empath

Woohoo, you're alive! On todays episode: a relentless (fuck)boi, a break-thru moment, two poetic mango sorbets, one VERY annoying cover of a song that you absolutely did not need in your life and might even want to fast forward thru, and lessons I'm currently learning about empaths from Judy Dyer, author of The Empowered Empath.

For all the resources mentioned in the episode, visit:
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

@KrystynaHutch
TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com 

Mar 04, 202001:06:44
Episode #22 - No Shit, Diane.

Episode #22 - No Shit, Diane.

Enjoy some fuckboi theater with a poetic palette cleanser, a tale about a man and his baby, my recent self-help find and tons more. Tons. No, really. Tons.

www.KrystynaHutchinson.com


Feb 26, 202001:02:05
Episode #21 - BIRTHDAY ENERGY

Episode #21 - BIRTHDAY ENERGY

Congrats on not killing yourself! It's my birthday and I'm smoking a doobs during this episode while I tell you about eating a dick in front of Robin Wright, the most cringeworthy bomb of my stand-up jOuRnEy, Fuckboi Theater, and then to make up for the disappointment that Fuckbois can often evoke, I read some beautifully crafted, well thought-out words from professional poets.. Thank you to Russian Standard for supplying all the liquor for my birthday party I APPRECIATE YOU. 

For all things referenced on today's episode, visit the resources page of
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

Follow me on social media:
Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch
Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch


Feb 19, 202001:14:58
Episode #20 - HEAL

Episode #20 - HEAL

You're still alive, you freakin' hero! Happy to have you. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, some thoughts on Miss Americana, Goop Laps, Wim Hof and a brief visit from a laundry guy and my manager that I just realized I forgot to call back. Then, we take a deep dive into the strenuous medical history of the woman who raised me and our conversation that will forever leave a mark. And lastly, an except from a talk by Dr. Joe Dispenza that you really should watch. 

For all the resources mentioned in this episode, go to:
www.KrystynaHutchinson.com

Follow me!
Twitter.com/KrystynaHutch
Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch

If you have a second and it isn't annoying, can you rate and review this shit? Theeeeenkyaaaaw

xo,
K

Feb 12, 202001:10:12
Episode #19 - Soothe Yaself

Episode #19 - Soothe Yaself

This episode of This Voices In Our Heads was recorded minutes after I got home from therapy so buckle your seat belts and let's analyze the quality of soothing I received as a kid and how that's created a void of safety!! I'm so excited that you didn't kill yourself again this week, mazel tov. And hey, let's read a Hinge bio of a man who is holding a fish in each hand in his profile picture, it's a party this week (especially if you live near Philadelphia - COME SEE ME AT HELIUM 2/6-2/8 sry for yelling). 

I love you.

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Feb 05, 202052:11
Episode #18 - I Can't Make You Love Me

Episode #18 - I Can't Make You Love Me

This week on The Voices In Our Heads: You didn't kill yourself (hooray!), Fuckboi bios, sober prank calling, the magical world of VR and a journey down 14-year-old-Krystyna Lane. 

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Jan 29, 202056:56
Episode #17 - BFFAEAE

Episode #17 - BFFAEAE

Hey, congrats on not killing yourself this week! On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads my best friend since the 10th grade, Melissa, and I chat about the ghosts of relationships past, my weird past relationship with my mother in which I would leave at the drop of a hat to make my grandparents eggs, our old pranking days, and what the fuck we do to our hair when we wear it curly (and hey, I hope this goes without saying but in case it doesn't:  please don't harass my ex online, k? theenkyaaaw). 

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Jan 22, 202001:07:54
Episode #16 - Great Jones Spa < A Rusty Bucket Of Turds

Episode #16 - Great Jones Spa < A Rusty Bucket Of Turds

Sometimes you go to a spa to get a facial and a few days later it looks like a pizza took a shit on your face. When you go back to that spa in tears and the manager gives you an attitude, you get today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads. #PettyPetty2020

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Jan 15, 202001:13:32
Episode #15 - Wawa, Butterflies & No Weed

Episode #15 - Wawa, Butterflies & No Weed

Extra congrats to you on not killing yourself this week, especially if you're joining me in Feel Your Feelings January. WOOF, this is... something. This week's episode includes two very scary Fuckboi bios, a brief summation of why Wawa is my church, a documentary about a dame and her apes, and an update on week 1 of no weed or booze. Feelings are hard but complaining about it helps, so thank you for letting me be the voice in your head for an hour. I love you lots.

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Jan 08, 202001:04:03
Episode #14 - Feel Your Feelings January

Episode #14 - Feel Your Feelings January

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2020 is going to be exciting, I can feel it. This week on The Voices In Our Heads, a very classic Fuckboi Theater, I recap my weekend opening for the great Dave Attell, a bucket of paint fell on my head,  another oddball Christmas card from Hustler Magazine, and then I talk about my hopes and dreams for Dry January aka one month of NO alcohol or weed aka Feel Your Feelings January. Wanna do it with me? You literally have nothing to lose and only money, time and clarity to gain. Look, I'm not excited about it either but I think it could be a wonderful start to the BeAuTiFuL decade we're all about to have. Also: You live in Ireland? Can I do a live podcast recording at your house during the second week of April? If so, email me! TheVoicesInOurHeadsPodcast@gmail.com

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Jan 01, 202057:04
Episode #13 - the BALLS

Episode #13 - the BALLS

Merry Christmas and thanks for not killing yourself! Here's some Fuckboi theater, a story about my Saturday that involved wigs, martinis, a hot man,  weed & Dave Chappelle, and a few high hopes for 2020. MERRY CHRISTMAS /FELIZ NAVIDAD /  HAPPY CHANUKAH / HAPPY (almost) KWANZAA catch ya in 2020

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Dec 25, 201949:51