If you had to though
By Kyle Bennett
We have a choice
We must decide on the CORRECT answer!
In this elaborate game of would you rather, Kyle and Nathan create unique, absurd and often surreal scenarios resulting in one of two possible outcomes, we weigh up the pros and cons in these options and decide definitively on the CORRECT answer so that you don't have to.
Join us on our many rambling, bizarre and even nonsensical adventures through space, time and beyond in our very own podcast. (Episodes uploaded every two weeks)
If you had to thoughFeb 19, 2020
#1000 - The Finale
Here it is, the finale, we finally reched one thousand episodes as promised! The witches curse will soon be broken.
enjoy our plethora of guests as we crank out as many would you rather scenarios as we possibly can, with the most facts you've ever received to enlighten your brains!
There are too many guests to count in this almost two hour spectacular presented by your beloved hosts Kyle and Nathan!
Thank you to everyone who's supported our journey and for actually listening to our absolute insanity for the past four years, we've had a blast!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#999 - Two Funerals and a wedding
We're on our penultimate episode!
One more and the witches curse will be broken!!!!!
In this matrimonious episode, Nathan is invited to the wedding of the century and Kyle has an epiphany at the hot dog factory.
Life and death is in the balance in this super fun fact filled spectacular!
Remember: Bank that fact!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#998 - Kyle and Nathan save Christmas
We set the winter scene
We have a jolly choice
We must decide on the CORRECT Christmas answer!
In this weeks Christmas themed spectacular, Kyle and Nathan figure out the true meaning of Christmas before debunking classic children's Nursery rhymes.
Nathan is again visited by the Krampus who gives him a rather terrifying choice, whilst Kyle travels all the way to the North Pole to steal from Santa himself.
Please enjoy two heart warming tales in our latest festive podcast extravaganza!
Join us on our nonsensical Christmas journey filled with festive scientific facts that are one hundred percent christmassly accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A Christmas Hit
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a classic Christmas hit!
#55 - Jelly on a rollercoaster
Coming at you in technicolor, 3D and 4K!
This week Kyle and Nathan live their best lives, before crashing horribly to the ground.
You learn what letter comes before K in the alphabet, Nathan visits the zoo and Kyle visits the happiest place on earth.
We also warn you all about the most horrific monster known to man, a monster that the people in charge don't want you knowing about!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A Courtroom Drama
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a brand new Courtroom Drama
#54 - The Jolly Jonny Bandits
In this weeks stunning episode, Kyle and Nathan first discus the film Rubber and decide to begin a brand new podcast as well as inventing their own TV series. Then we recount Nathan’s eighteenth where he was visited by his evil fairy god mother.
Kyle meanwhile heads to the bloody high mountain and learns the secrets of kong foi!
What will we get up to next ay?
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar ideas - Another monster collection video game franchise
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create another monster collection video game franchise
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A comic book superhero
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a comic book superhero!
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A hip new cooking show
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan invent a hip new cooking show!
#53 - My pretty pink princess pantomime playhouse plethora platypus platform
We have a veritable feast of facts for you in this weeks big bumper bonanza episode.
This week we discuss Nathan's move to London town and confirm that yes, Kyle is from Brazil!
Nathan then using his new Satanist powers must transfer his soul into one of this years hottest new toys.
Then Kyle is abducted by Aliens and forced to fight in an alien arena.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillon Dollar Ideas - 3 Panel Comic
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a 3 Panel Comic
#52 - The Misadventures of Kyle the Smile and Explosive Joseph
In this weeks explosive episode, get the deets on Kyle and Nathan's upcoming album drop!
Nathan's two TV's are then struck by lightning bringing to life his most cherished television heroes, whilst Kyle gets abducted by secret agents and is forced to become some sort of killing machine.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Listen to more episodes free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillon Dollar Ideas - A Fresh New Meme
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a Fresh New Meme
#51 - Condoms and Champagne
After we alienate our entire audience you get to find out all about Nathans Friday traditions at the office in the latest episode of our podcast.
This week Nathan is given a task of biblical proportions, whilst Kyle must choose between the sea and the sky, both of which he claims to have big plans for!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - Mobile Game App
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a Mobile Game App
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A 90s Saturday morning cartoon
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a 90's kids Saturday morning cartoon.
#50 - The Theory Of Everything
In our latest episode Nathan is visited by a robot and is tasked with a time travel related dilemma, meanwhile Kyle is kidnapped by an old enemy and forced to choose a terrifying fate! Also did you know Nathan has read the Theory of Everything?
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Listen to more episodes of our podcast for free on our Patreon
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A New Sport
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new sport!
#49 - Don't Forget Your Salmon
In this latest episode, we discuss the harsh messed up world of Thomas the tank engine before Nathan dons his green spandex suit and jumps head first into the ring to take on the universes most fierce fighters.
Meanwhile Kyle realizes that whatever he types into his latest novel is starting to become reality!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - An Advert for Soup
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new advert for Soup
#48 - TWOTINANNY
It's been two whole years since we started the If You Had To Though Podcast, so what better way to celebrate than with our very own TwoTinanny!
Kyle and Nathan host a prestigious party with ten thousand well known celebrity's and bring in special guests from the past two years of the podcasts, we meet old friends, hated enemy's and plenty of ex-wives.
So crack open that bottle of Champaign, grab your selection of various breads and Jams, throw on your best suit and get ready for the celebration of a lifetime, with Kyle and Nathan's two year anniversary.... The TwoTinanny!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Find more episodes of our podcast for free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Additional sound effects: Freesfx.co.uk
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A new breakfast cereal
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new breakfast cereal!
#47 - The Witch of Egypt (STOP)
In this exciting episode, we discover why Kyle and Nathan must podcast to episode 1000, then Nathan is taken to a strange secret meeting by his reformed neighbor and repenting arch enemy Mr Winters and his life partner Cornelious Whiskers.
Kyle's son Geoffrey then plays a prank on him causing society as we know it to be changed dramatically forever putting Kyle in a very powerful position.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Find more episodes for free on our Patreon
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - A new form of Transportation
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a new form of Transportation.
#46 - Mac N Cheese
In this weeks multi toned episode, Kyle pitches Nathan some gold ideas before launching into Nathan's drug fueled tale of wonder through Billy Bonkers crack pot factory. Meanwhile Kyle looses his job and searches the purged world for a new role in life.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Find more episodes for free on our Patreon
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion dollar ideas - Depressing British drama
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a depressing british drama
#45 - Diary of bullshit
This week Kyle and Nathan discuss meeting up in person for the first time since before the podcast began and going to the most magical of lands.... M&M world!!!
Nathan goes drag racing and ends up in a terrible accident whilst Kyle struggles to answer the age old question of brains vs beauty.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find more episodes for free on our Patreon
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - Dating show for Netflix
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a dating show for netflix!
More episodes for free here: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
#44 - Toast Gun
In this weeks disgusting episode, we talk more nonsense than usual, Nathan and his bestist friend in the whole world William Butterfly go on a romantic holiday together, whilst Kyle decides its time for the final addition to his growing family, a new pet.
Who smells deliciously of butter, who is the Cow Cow? Find out the answers to these tantalizing questions and many more!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Find more episodes for free on our Patreon
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Godzillion Dollar Ideas - Feel good hit of the summer
Gozillion Dollar Ideas is a part of the 'If You Had To Though' Podamatic universe.
In this show we take a randomly selected prompt and invent a new invention product or idea that will revolutionize the world.... and make us godzillions of dollars.
In this episode Kyle and Nathan create a brand new feel good hit for the summer!
More episodes for free here: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
#43 - Zombie Jurassic Park
Praise be to Peter the Podcast god in this latest episode of our jam packed show.
This week Nathan turns his life around and becomes a saint and is visited by an angelic being who bestows interesting life and death powers upon him, whilst Kyle enters his quacking duckletts into the international, interspecies dance championship in the united nations. Will they win, will they loose it all and be baked into a pie, tune in to find out.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Listen to more episodes for free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#42 - The Apple Handler
As everyone knows Nathan is a Z list celebrity and as such is appearing on 'I'm a Z list celebrity, get me the hell in there.'
Meanwhile Kyle reaches enlightenment and explores other peoples lives and his very own dreamscape.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#41 - Bladder of steel
WARNING: Psychedelic content!
This week Nathan travels to America and tries to win his dream car.
Meanwhile Kyle finds a glorious house of cheese that is certainly not a trap.
Who is hand's Mcgee? Who is tiny Timothy, who is Kyle, where are we, is this the real life, is this just fantasy?
Find out the answers to all of these pressing questions in this fun filled romp.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Listen to more episodes free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#40 - Council of pigeons
Join the Cute one and the Charming one in this weeks thrilling episode.
We see the return of the stoner aliens, talk about space weed, the most potent of all the weeds and Kyle is tricked by an old enemy resulting in adrenalin fueled chaos!
We discuss family sayings and crests, and of course try to win over the grand council of pigeons.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Listen to more episodes of the podcast for free at: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#39 - Kyle Killed a rainbow (Guest host - Jess Evans)
It's TIME for this weeks episode, this TIME guest host Jess receives a very magical TIME related package in the post and her whole world is changed forever.
Kyle Meanwhile travels to the greenness of Ireland and kills a rainbow.
So sit down on your throne of cash and have yourself a wonderful TIME!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Fine more episodes for free on our Patreon
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#38 - If you had to though The Musical
Buffy did it, Scrubs did it, now it's our turn.... it's time for the musical episode of 'If You Had To Though'
This week Nathan takes pills and gains super powers, whilst Kyle takes up the role of director.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find more episodes for free on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#37 - Millions of Geoffrey's
This week, Kyle and Nathan discuss the video games they are currently playing, what the correct plural of soup is, the toys R us theme, and possibly changing up the artwork for the podcast!
Nathan is then invited over to his neighbors house but a pleasant meal doesn't quite end how he expected.
Then Kyle and his six wives decide to adopt a child, but witch Geoffrey to choose?
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
More episodes for free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#36 - Blessed around the world in eighty days (The pope and vampire chronicles)
In this weeks episode, Nathan is forced to move into some new accommodation, but it is not exactly what he is imagining. Meanwhile this could be Kyle's last episode, as death is creeping ever closer, then after a freak accident has to make a tough choice in how to live out his remaining days.
Also we discuss the pope and vampires.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
More episodes on our Patreon for free! https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#35 - This is March 2021
Please enjoy this episode, recorded and released on the exact same day in March 2021.
This week Nathan dies and so does Kyle.... is this the end for the podcast, listen in and find out in this fun filled romp filled with all the handsome Pete's and Chads you could wish for!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
More episodes on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#34 - Nippleman Ky
Climb aboard bon Jovi’s robot horse and gallop forth into this week’s thrilling episode!
Nathan follows the plot of a superhero movie and gets bitten by a radioactive spider,
Kyle becomes a hideous nipple man and after an eventful night at hooters, meets an old friend he once knew in another dimension.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
More episodes: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#33 - Gerald's House of Flesh
After readying their kidnap victims Kyle and Nathan delve into their strange weeks.
Nathan has lost his vast fortune due to a fluffy polar bear named Father Tom and is required to get a job, but during this recession there are only two options available to him.
Meanwhile kyle lounges about in cheese hammocks and has a run in with the mole people.
Will they defeat the threat that is lollypop ladies or will they suffer at the hands of fate, only time will tell on this latest thrilling episode.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
More free episodes on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#32 - Smurfeys Lore
In this weeks episode we discus the intricate lore surrounding the Smurfs and then Nathan is magically sucked into his brand new TV.
Kyle meanwhile gets himself kidnapped by some old acquaintances and must face a sound based conundrum. There are many pregnancy scares, fights, proposals, deaths and births all in the very same pub, so make sure you tune in week after week for more realistic content.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Listen to more episodes for free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#31 - Howling Snow 2 - The Babening (explicit Christmas special)
It's that time of year again, the snow is howling, the Krampus is growling and everything is the Babening!
Nathan has failed to mend his ways and is visited yet again by an old foe, meanwhile Kyle creates an abomination resulting in biblical consequences!
Enjoy our second Christmas special filled with all that explicit material that you've come to know and love!
Festive fun and heart warming tales for the whole family to enjoy, ( Warning: Not suitable for most people)
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find more episodes for free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Christmas Rap by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3505-christmas-rap
#30 - Crushed by a Cow
In this weeks tragic episode we find out that Nathan is suffering from a very rare and very real affliction, meanwhile Kyle is visited by Zeus himself and granted special new powers.
So grab your green sheep, jump into your Papier-mâché robot suit and get ready for a thrilling romp.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Listen to more episodes free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#29 - Podcasting gloves
Step into the ring and throw on your podcasting gloves as we duke it out in this weeks latest knockout episode!
This week Nathan smuggles himself aboard a pirate ship whilst Kyle reaches enlightenment causing him to leave his old body behind!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Listen to more episodes for free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#28 - One tenial (Part 2)
The second part of one One-Tenial celebration!
We figure out the final chapters of our stories and come fully up to date with where we are now and how we got here.
Let the festivities continue and enjoy the thrilling conclusion to our year long celebration!
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#27 - One-tenial (Part 1)
It's been an entire year since the podcast launched, we celebrate our one-tenial with a close up examination of how we came to be the people we are today, we discuss our backstory's and then examine how our lives have changed during the year.
Part two coming soon...
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find more episodes free on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#26 - Salt and vinegar crisps
In this weeks episode, we learn the true way to a woman’s heart, Nathan is punished for his fowl language and public nudity and at his school reunion kyle is toxically mutated to an old foe.
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find more episodes on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
#25 - Mr Chiddlefreight
In this weeks chilling episode, Nathan gets a new job working as a PA on popular children's show Chiddle corner but ends up in the nightmare realm.
Meanwhile sensing the end of the world Kyle decides to jump to a new universe, but will it be to the dream world he's been imagining?
Join us on our nonsensical journey filled with scientific facts that are one hundred percent accurate, if you don’t believe us, you are wrong.
If anything that exists in any form of fiction offends you, then please don’t listen. You have been warned!
Find more episodes of our podcast for free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/If_you_had_to_though
Find Kyle on twitter: https://twitter.com/Kyle_M_Bennett
Find Nathan on twitter: https://twitter.com/nwozniakart
Intro theme masterpiece:
Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Le Grand Chase" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)