Laundry In The Basement

Two men incoherently tell you the plot line to Denzel Washington's The Equalizer 3.

We are the 2023 Razzie Award Winners for Best Worst Podcast With 3 Neurodivergant Hosts!

Shortest episode you'll ever get out of us.

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Who's gonna carry the logs? Who's gonna carry the boats?

Helpless, worthless, lazy, fat, uncoordinated, unathletic, huge dong, handsome face. Thank you coaches for the constructive criticism.

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Hope we don't look too ugly in the video episode. Will be posted on our YouTube on Thursday. https://www.youtube.com/@laundryinthebasement2476

Guess hot dog restaurants are only a CT thing? Weird.

Ok, ok we haven't done this in a while and we're sorry. To make up for it, Jeff is back for your listening pleasure.

Day drinking with your future employer, cryogenics, and the greatest game ever invented. Make sure you tip your favorite barista.

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This one got away from us. Our Apologies.

Ahhhh help me I'm stuck in a time loop. Every day is the same over and over I can't break the cycle. I have lived a thousand lifetimes yet I haven't aged a day. I already did all the fun time loop stuff like trying heroin and driving a car into a liquor store. I'm bored now please let me out

The Multiverse of Madness has allowed Atticus to become a version of Marvel's most fabled heroes. 

Jeffery is back and the boys are buzzing. 

The local footy watering hole is filled with the worst people you'll ever meet...vegans.

Utah, get me too'd

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Next month's rent is free for the guys if the Seahawks cover +3 this weekend.

The scientists are wrong. We are locally real as fuck and we want all the smoke from Bert Kreischer and his fans.

We took a break but we're back. No need to call us heroes. We wouldn't want to steal that valor from nurses.

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That's right folks. We're here to cheer on friend of the show and returning guest, Brandon from the podcast Zez Says. We get deep into sports talk without Jeff to pull us out but if you like what you hear, go check out Brandon's podcast. Link below!

Zez Says: https://open.spotify.com/show/3Ad3ZdjJfXNSPPY30I0ASt?si=5aa7daa662dc4505

Jeff attempts to put a stop to his life of villainhood, as a different type of hero takes matters into his own hands on YouTube.

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All 106 residents of Daniel, Wyoming got this podcast episode automatically uploaded to their phone, just like the U2 album.

Jeff has no clue what roasts are. If you wanna teach him, DM him @plourde185 on Instagram.

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The lads talk about how Victor is a Canadian national hero.

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Chris and Jeff are gone again, can't remember why it was like a week ago. Hope everyone is having a nice week (:

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Please play for Chris and Jeff as they make a trek to Bali via Abu Dhabi. 57% chance one (or both) of them gets arrested.

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This is by far one of our most unhinged episodes yet. We'd like to issue a formal apology for to all 6 of you who will listen to this.

Jeff talks about trying really hard to die as a teenager and some deep Marvel lore

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We continue our speed-run of getting to the top of the FBI's Most Wanted and Grimes' #1 fan list. 

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Nick discusses one of the most hotly anticipated sequels in American history. Not sure about this one sorry everyone

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Sometimes having a clone could be fun. 

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Morbius is the #1 film in the world (according to the movie's own Instagram page)

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Shout out Natalie Dormer. 

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Ciarlo returns, Chris comes back full-time, and Jeff simply will not be denied.

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We are all in Jeff's walls.

Jeff makes a bold assumption about everyone's favorite Modern Baseball song and North Sentinel Island.

The gang debate time travel and scream into the void for 50 minutes.