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The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup

The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup

By Laura Loup

May’s humdrum life gets flung into hyperdrive when she’s abducted, but not all aliens are out to probe her. She’s inadvertently rescued by Xan who’s been orbiting Earth in a day-glo orange rocket ship, watching re-runs of “I Love Lucy”.

Seizing the opportunity for a better life, May learns how to race the Audacity and pilots her way into interstellar infamy. Finally, she has a job she likes and a friend to share her winnings with—until the Goddess of Chaos screws the whole thing up, and Xan’s unmentionable past makes a booty call.
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Chapter 20: Sexual Venom

The Audacity Audiobook with Laura LoupApr 02, 2020

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Chapter 19: Meet Chute

Chapter 19: Meet Chute

Aimz, Listay, and a crush
Aug 21, 202110:39
Chapter 18: Golden Waves of Deadly Grain

Chapter 18: Golden Waves of Deadly Grain

Of delicate alien digestive systems.
Jul 06, 202111:47
Chapter 17: Hurtful Blurtings

Chapter 17: Hurtful Blurtings

May gives Xan what-for
Jul 04, 202112:11
Chapter 16: It Was Not

Chapter 16: It Was Not

The KEYBOARD SMASH CHAPTER
Jul 01, 202114:01
Chapter 15: An Excellent Escape

Chapter 15: An Excellent Escape

The gang thinks they’ve made the perfect getaway
Jul 01, 202116:50
Chapter 14: Anat Attack

Chapter 14: Anat Attack

A reunion
Jul 01, 202108:48
Chapter 13: Perplexion

Chapter 13: Perplexion

Another quickie! Next chapter’s long and silky, promise.
Jul 01, 202102:60
Chapter 12: Aimz the Ch’stranda

Chapter 12: Aimz the Ch’stranda

Learn how to pronounce ch’stranda (several different ways, all incorrect)!
Jul 01, 202102:10
Chapter 11: Trashed

Chapter 11: Trashed

Listay dies again.
Jul 01, 202109:03
Chapter 10: Nasty Business

Chapter 10: Nasty Business

Aimz arrives on the scene
Jul 01, 202114:37
Chapter 9: Kryptonite

Chapter 9: Kryptonite

Xan discovers that he doesn’t have laser vision
Jul 01, 202103:18
Chapter 8: Big Mouth Billy Bass

Chapter 8: Big Mouth Billy Bass

It begins.
Jun 29, 202117:17
Chapter 7: Cream of Tartar

Chapter 7: Cream of Tartar

Xan ruins a perfectly good cake.
Jun 29, 202110:13
Chapter 6: Junkyard Alien Zombie

Chapter 6: Junkyard Alien Zombie

Listay’s back! Kinda.
Jun 29, 202111:59
Chapter 5: A Careful Crash

Chapter 5: A Careful Crash

With both German and French words thrown in for fun.
Jun 28, 202109:03
Chapter 4: Horrendous Repercussions

Chapter 4: Horrendous Repercussions

Horrendous. Repercussions.
Aug 19, 202011:34
Chapter 3: David Attenborough

Chapter 3: David Attenborough

A little fun with nature
Aug 19, 202018:24
Chapter 2: Mind Bogglingly Exciting

Chapter 2: Mind Bogglingly Exciting

With deadly balls of laser light
Aug 19, 202007:46
Chapter 1: A Superfluous Prologue

Chapter 1: A Superfluous Prologue

(This is actually a prologue but DONT TELL ANYONE)
Aug 19, 202009:17
Book 2: Time Warp Author’s Note

Book 2: Time Warp Author’s Note

Here we go again.
Aug 19, 202000:58
Announcement

Announcement

Because some of y’all think it’s okay to just listen to the epilogue! Head on up to episode 1 and start from the beginning. Book 2 is now available as an ebook or paperback and I’m working on recording it!
Jun 01, 202000:29
Epilogue: Dead and Burried

Epilogue: Dead and Burried

Epilogue
Apr 09, 202002:08
Chapter 45: August Gets Apples

Chapter 45: August Gets Apples

The end!
Apr 09, 202009:38
Chapter 44: Exotic Cuisine

Chapter 44: Exotic Cuisine

May’s a very misanthropic hero
Apr 09, 202012:32
Chapter 43: It Was Kevin

Chapter 43: It Was Kevin

Now he remembers
Apr 09, 202005:56
Chapter 42: Button Mashing

Chapter 42: Button Mashing

An important skill
Apr 09, 202011:34
Chapter 41: A Horrible Plan

Chapter 41: A Horrible Plan

It doesn’t involve drag, unfortunately
Apr 08, 202012:03
Chapter 40: The Plan

Chapter 40: The Plan

Ix has a plan
Apr 08, 202008:23
Chapter 39: Alien Scum

Chapter 39: Alien Scum

Kathy’s revenge
Apr 08, 202008:29
Chapter 38: Whoops Not Yet

Chapter 38: Whoops Not Yet

May makes a decision
Apr 06, 202007:33
Chapter 37: Back To Normal

Chapter 37: Back To Normal

Everything’s fine!
Apr 06, 202006:20
Chapter 36: Murderous Muns

Chapter 36: Murderous Muns

The Robert approaches Earth
Apr 06, 202007:48
Chapter 35: Shifty Maracas

Chapter 35: Shifty Maracas

Shifty.
Apr 06, 202012:49
Chapter 34: Conspicuously Mustachioed

Chapter 34: Conspicuously Mustachioed

Mays on a mission
Apr 06, 202010:29
Chapter 33: Kinky

Chapter 33: Kinky

Xan reunites with a former lover... kinda
Apr 06, 202011:39
Chapter 32: Vodka For the Machines

Chapter 32: Vodka For the Machines

An old friend makes a depressing reappearance
Apr 05, 202009:42
Chapter 31: Manchester Battalion

Chapter 31: Manchester Battalion

A close call, but that won’t actually happen until book 2.
Apr 05, 202010:55
Chapter 30: Newton’s Cradle

Chapter 30: Newton’s Cradle

Chaos does horrible things to a desk toy
Apr 05, 202003:25
Chapter 29: The Pipes

Chapter 29: The Pipes

A horrible place for a race
Apr 05, 202009:26
Chapter 28: Raskov the Beautiful

Chapter 28: Raskov the Beautiful

Space douche
Apr 04, 202013:30
Chapter 27: Honey in the Gyroscopes

Chapter 27: Honey in the Gyroscopes

Listay deals with a sticky situation
Apr 04, 202003:56
Chapter 26: Kathy with “K”

Chapter 26: Kathy with “K”

Kathy gets zapped
Apr 03, 202003:53
Chapter 25: Great.

Chapter 25: Great.

Everything is a lot of things
Apr 03, 202011:06
Chapter 24: Hallucinogenic Aphrodesiacal Noodle Bar

Chapter 24: Hallucinogenic Aphrodesiacal Noodle Bar

Does what it says on the tin
Apr 03, 202016:01
Chapter 23: Skedaddling

Chapter 23: Skedaddling

May gives racing a shot
Apr 03, 202017:40
Chapter 22: Rude Moons

Chapter 22: Rude Moons

August gets a visitor
Apr 02, 202016:16
Chapter 21: A Terrible, Fiery Crash

Chapter 21: A Terrible, Fiery Crash

Racing practice!
Apr 02, 202013:42
Chapter 20: Sexual Venom

Chapter 20: Sexual Venom

Listay is enjoying herself
Apr 02, 202007:46
Chapter 19: The Stuff

Chapter 19: The Stuff

Makeover scene? Anyone?
Apr 02, 202013:20
Chapter 18: Soothe Your Vendetta

Chapter 18: Soothe Your Vendetta

May gets her way!
Apr 02, 202013:12