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CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast

CFCP - An English Premier League Podcast

By Laurent Courtines

Laurent Courtines and Mike Salerno, two wacky American sports fans, talk nonsense about things that make most people uncomfortable.

And sometimes Premier League football.

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Premier league Matchweek 17 Preview - New Years Fixtures, Man United verses Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspur vs. Leeds

CFCP - An English Premier League PodcastJan 01, 2021

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Apr 20, 202305:39
The Merseyside Derby is Here! Can Liverpool Make a Comeback?

The Merseyside Derby is Here! Can Liverpool Make a Comeback?

Welcome to Squeaky Bum Time, the podcast for all things Premier League! Host Laurent Courtines is your guide to all the action from Match Round 23, including a deep dive into the ongoing Super League 2.0 battle.

In this episode, Laurent takes a closer look at the following games:

  • Leeds vs Man Utd and life after Jesse Marsch
  • Chelsea vs West Ham
  • Arsenal vs Brentford
  • Man City vs Aston Villa and the financial battles they're facing
  • Liverpool vs Everton
  • Southampton vs Wolves
  • Bournemouth and Eddie Howe's return
  • Leicester vs Spurs and a round-up of the rest of the weekend's fixtures.

Laurent's insights and analysis are a must-listen for all Premier League fans. From Jesse Marsch's impact on Leeds to the future of Klopp at Liverpool, Laurent covers all the key stories and provides his expert predictions.

So, get ready for some top-notch Premier League content. Tune in to Squeaky Bum Time, where every episode is a roller coaster of excitement, analysis, and fun!

Don't miss a minute of the action. Follow us on Spotify, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and more. And, if you're listening on Apple Podcasts, make sure to leave a 5-star rating and a question in the review, and Laurent will answer it in the next episode!

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TIME STAMPS

00:00 Intro

01:00 Super League is back.

06:00 The supporters MATTER in Football.

08:15 City, Chelsea, PSG created modern Football

15:05 Leeds and Manchester United. 

16:50 Match week 23 schedule

20:30 Jesse Marsch final throughts.

24:00 West Ham v Chelsea

26:40 Arsenal v Brentford - How does Arsenal react?

30:15 Manchester City 100 charges... where are we? 

34:00 Actual football! City v Villa

35:55 Merseyside Derby. Can Klopp take responsibility?

38:30 Is this the end of Klopp?

41:00 6-pointer Saints v Wolves

43:20 Howe Derby Bournemouth v Newcastle.

47:00 Leicester v Spurs

49:10 Roundup - Fulham v Forest, Palace v Brighton

51:50 Wrexham and the replays of the FA Cup.

52:50 Final thoughts: City and Wrexham are more similar than you think.




Feb 10, 202354:36
Manchester City lose the Champions League. Heartbreak, sadness and redemption.
Jun 02, 202146:45
Chelsea gave me Hemorrhoids: Manchester City v Chelsea Champions League Final Preview
May 29, 202148:24
Episode #71 - Final Review of the Premier League Season, Squeaky Bum Time Season 1 Bad Takes!

Episode #71 - Final Review of the Premier League Season, Squeaky Bum Time Season 1 Bad Takes!

In Episode #71 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent recount some of dumbest things that have happened over the past 70 episodes like:

That time Laurent said both Pep Guardiola and Ole Gunnar Solsjaer should be sacked, and then they finished first and second in the Premier League
When Mike had finally given in to Jose's cult and thought Tottenham were going to win the league
Eric Dier leaving the field in the middle of the game to go to the bathroom
We also break down the frantic final day of the season as the race for the final two Champions League spots were finally sorted out, and Sergio Aguero's tremendous farewell at Manchester City.
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May 25, 202136:50
Episode #70 - 2020-21 Premier League Superlatives! Player of the Year: Harry Kane or Ruben Dias?

Episode #70 - 2020-21 Premier League Superlatives! Player of the Year: Harry Kane or Ruben Dias?

In Episode #70 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent argue over who the Premier League Player of the Year should be, break down their Team of the Season selections, and come up with a bunch of other fun superlatives to give out as we prepare to bid farewell to the 2020-21 Premier League season.
May 21, 202145:49
Episode #69 - Kane To Leave Tottenham? Chelsea's Trophy Choke, Liverpool's Miraculous Goalie Goal!

Episode #69 - Kane To Leave Tottenham? Chelsea's Trophy Choke, Liverpool's Miraculous Goalie Goal!

In Episode #69 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike compares the annual tradition of the English media trying to take Harry Kane away from Tottenham to the recent Star Wars films: lazy and repetitive! Also:

Chelsea fall in the FA Cup Final to Leicester City, and all of a sudden their season is in danger of falling apart real fast...
Liverpool may well catch them in the table thanks to a last-second game-winner from...their keeper?! Yes! A goalie goal at the death keeps Liverpool's top four hopes alive! Wild scenes at the Hawthornes!
May 18, 202118:23
Episode #68 - Checking In Around Europe, And the Women's Champions League!

Episode #68 - Checking In Around Europe, And the Women's Champions League!

In Episode #68 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent waxes poetic about Manchester City picking up their second trophy of the season, as Manchester United's loss on Tuesday handed the Cityzens the Premier League crown.

We also discuss:

The race for the top four is a three-horse race for two spots: Can Liverpool catch either Chelsea or Leicester City with only two games left to play?
Taking a trip around Europe, we dive into Juventus' collapse to likely missing out on next year's Champions League and could Lille really upset PSG for the Ligue 1 title?
The Women's Champions League Final is almost here as well! We preview the showdown between an other-worldly Barcelona team and a plucky-but-strong Chelsea side. Rehashing one of our old episodes, we talk about why women's sports in Europe are working, and why they're barely holding on in the US.

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May 14, 202148:33
Episode #67 - Football Makes You Feel: Man City Are Champions League Finalists

Episode #67 - Football Makes You Feel: Man City Are Champions League Finalists

In Episode #67 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike lets Laurent run about the pure numbing bliss of seeing his team make it to the Champions League Final. We've got an all-English Final for the second time in three years, as Man City and Chelsea will do battle for the European crown. Also:

Manchester City could win the Premier League this Saturday against who else but you guessed it, the same Chelsea they'll see in the UCL Final. Ah Premier League scriptwriters, you've done it again.
Chelsea's got a very difficult run-in, and the top 4 to still fight for. Will that hurt their chances of beating Man City?

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May 07, 202142:00
Episode #66 - Old Trafford Insurrection: The Inmates Have Taken The Asylum
May 04, 202150:29
Episode #65 - Still All To Play For in the Champions League Semis!

Episode #65 - Still All To Play For in the Champions League Semis!

In Episode #65 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the results of the first leg of the two Champions League semifinals, both Europa League semifinals and look ahead to the only game you should care about this weekend: Manchester United vs. Liverpool.
Man City and PSG did not disappoint, trading punches and pressure that ended up with a 2-1 City win in Paris. Will those two away goals prove to be the difference or can Pochettino's men find a response next week in Manchester?
Chelsea also managed to get an away goal in Madrid, but Real equalized leaving it wide open as the teams shift to London next week.
Arsenal are a mess, but a late goal has given them hope to reach a Europa League final, and qualify for the Champions League despite a dreadful season
Manchester United start flat, but pour it on late, finishing 6-2 winners against Roma--all but cementing their spot in the final.
There's been a lot of talk about Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke and Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy after the Super League fallout. But we raise a question to both rival fanbases, if you could trade ownership groups... would you?
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Apr 30, 202142:02
Episode #64 - Man City Win Carabao Cup, Set Sights on Champions League Semis
Apr 27, 202146:21
Episode #63 - RIP Super League, Previewing the El Douchico Cup Final!
Apr 23, 202151:18
Episode #62 - European Super League, Mourinho Sacked, Mass Hysteria!

Episode #62 - European Super League, Mourinho Sacked, Mass Hysteria!

In Episode #62 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent have a lot to talk about!
Jose Mourinho SACKED as Tottenham Hotspur manager! Mike spent all day giggling like a schoolgirl. Who's next? He doesn't even care, because it's not Jose Mourinho!
But the big story, the pending formation of the European Super League, and what that means for the sport's landscape. It's about money, it's about power, and it's about a bunch of really evil men betraying millions of loyal fans.
How evil, you ask? They make Jerry Jones look like the Pope. We break it all down!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw3rfDogNU0 (Link to Friday's episode of Tottenham Fan Chris Cowlin's postgame instant reaction featuring Mike)
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Apr 19, 202144:36
Episode #61 - Champions League Update: City Make It Past The Quarters But PSG Await!
Apr 15, 202137:38
Episode #60 - The Premier League state of the league. Where we are for every club.

Episode #60 - The Premier League state of the league. Where we are for every club.

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent flies solo to give us an update on the entire league. Where they are? Where they are going? And was there season what was expected?
1-20 we cover it all.


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Apr 13, 202130:37
Episode #59 - Is the Champions League Choke on Again for Man City?

Episode #59 - Is the Champions League Choke on Again for Man City?

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the latest twist in the Mourinho-Spurs saga, how the Champions League quarterfinals are shaping up, and look ahead to a BIG weekend battle between two top-four sides: Leicester City and West...Ham...?!


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Apr 09, 202133:47
Episode #58 - Same As It Ever Was

Episode #58 - Same As It Ever Was

In this episode Laurent flies solo and talks through narratives in football and how they are persistent. Do narratives stick to teams, or do the narratives affect the teams to play to their narratives? It's all very circular and I wonder how it affects the Premier League Season.




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Apr 06, 202114:51
Episode #57 - Rest Easy, AFTV's Claude Callegari

Episode #57 - Rest Easy, AFTV's Claude Callegari

In Episode #57 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent mourn the loss of Arsenal Fan TV's Claude, a staple who had brought us so much enjoyment over the years. We then dive into what makes fan media so compelling in today's market, and if American fans have any type of comparables.


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Apr 02, 202136:18
Episode #56 - An Ode to Sergio Aguero

Episode #56 - An Ode to Sergio Aguero

In Episode #56 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Laurent and Mike react to the news that Sergio Aguero will depart Manchester City at the end of the season, closing the book on one of the more storied eras in Premier League history.


Woman's sports
Manchester City v Barcelona.
The North London Derby.


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Mar 30, 202132:56
Episode #55 - Examining the Changing Trends in American Sports Television
Mar 26, 202140:52
Cheating on Your Lover with Brighton, in Brighton and Hove, and Albion.

Cheating on Your Lover with Brighton, in Brighton and Hove, and Albion.

Mike and Laurent discuss sports adultery, because Laurent is spoiled as a Manchester City fan. His beloved Brighton produce a resounding 3-0 win over Newcastle, does that mean they're safe now?! Also:

  • What do Newcastle fans *actually* want?
  • Are we nearing the end of the negative football era? (Mike promises to not rant about Mourinho, then sorta rants about Mourinho)

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Mar 23, 202124:42
Spurs being Spursy - Do a Reverse Ajax, Giving Chelsea’s Mendy Some Credit!

Spurs being Spursy - Do a Reverse Ajax, Giving Chelsea’s Mendy Some Credit!

Mike and Laurent try to make sense of Tottenham's second-half collapse as they crash out of the Europa League and what that means for Jose Mourinho. Also:

  • The guys go deep on arguably the most underrated player in the league, Chelsea goalkeeper Edouard Mendy
  • What to do with Christian Pulisic? Should USMNT fans be worried?
  • Europa League round-up and FA Cup preview

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Mar 19, 202135:03
"Lamela and Sanchez" by William Shakespeare

"Lamela and Sanchez" by William Shakespeare

Mike and Laurent walk through every twist and turn of the very Shakespearean North London Derby. Benched Arsenal players, Rabona goals, red cards, and goal-line clearances. All of it!

The exact podcast you need for the match that had literally everything. Someone get Mike a cigarette and some anxiety medication.

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Mar 16, 202142:59
Who Replaces Messi and Ronaldo? North London Derby Preview!

Who Replaces Messi and Ronaldo? North London Derby Preview!

Mike and Laurent review the mid-week Champions League and Europa League results, and wonder who will take up the Messi-Ronaldo mantle when they're gone?

Also:

  • It's North London Derby week! Spurs travel across town to take on Arsenal as they try to continue their ascension up the table into the Champions League places
  • Manchester United give up a crucial away goal at the death to Milan, and look ahead to a top-four clash with West Ham
  • Joba Chamberlain (yes, the former baseball player) gets a shout-out, but it's probably not one he'll appreciate.

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Mar 12, 202127:38
Klopp Out? Gerrard...In?!

Klopp Out? Gerrard...In?!

Mike and Laurent discuss the job Steven Gerrard has done at Rangers, and question why there hasn't been ANY criticism of Jurgen Klopp after losing six straight matches at home.

We also discuss:

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Mar 09, 202136:54
There's Only One Team In England

There's Only One Team In England

Mike and Laurent go in-depth on Tottenham's tactics in today's cagey 1-0 win over Fulham, discuss Chelsea's resurgence under Thomas Tuchel and look ahead to this weekend's Manchester derby...even if it doesn't really matter at this point.

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Mar 05, 202130:32
Get It Together, Brighton!

Get It Together, Brighton!

Laurent and Mike revel in the ridiculousness that is Brighton and Hove Albion. They're so good, and yet they can't score to save their lives.

We also recap the weekend's action and look ahead to more midweek games!

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Mar 02, 202129:11
Arsenal's Store-Brand Ajax Moment! Mid-Week European Review

Arsenal's Store-Brand Ajax Moment! Mid-Week European Review

In this episode of the Squeaky Bum Time podcast, we discuss the results of the mid-week Champions League and Europa League matches and look ahead to matchweek 26 in the Premier League, including Chelsea-Manchester United.

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Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.

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Feb 26, 202129:14
West Ham? WEST HAM!

West Ham? WEST HAM!

We try to tell the difference between Liverpool and Spurs at the moment, figure out if Chelsea is in fact for real, and begrudgingly commend current Champions League spot holders... West Ham United?

Plus:

  • Fulham in a fight for the lives and pulling Newcastle in.
  • The deep and unbridled Brighton and Hove Albion that Laurent can't quite
  • And the rest of the Premier League roundup.

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Feb 23, 202142:24
Five reasons you watch Manchester United (and the 3 reasons you don't) Narrative in the Premier League

Five reasons you watch Manchester United (and the 3 reasons you don't) Narrative in the Premier League

Laurent flies solo and discusses narrative in the Premier League. Why it seems so narrow? Why there is so little access and what sources there are.

Also:

  • West Ham are the greatest team in the world!
  • Manchester City v Spurs is an expected dud.
  • Manchester United do not show up v West Brom.
  • Liverpool continue their slide.

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Feb 16, 202118:48
El Douchico Part 2 Preview! Could Pep Kill Mourinho?

El Douchico Part 2 Preview! Could Pep Kill Mourinho?

Mike and Laurent gear up for the second El Douchico of the season as a reeling Tottenham travel to face white hot Manchester City. Does a blowout get Mourinho sacked? Also:

  • Can Leicester cement their status as a top four contender with a wobbly Liverpool coming to town?
  • FA Cup review - Everton knock out Spurs in a wacky 5-4 affair
  • Which Manchester United will show up at West Brom?

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Feb 12, 202139:32
Liverpool v Manchester City review: The Age of Foden is Upon Us!

Liverpool v Manchester City review: The Age of Foden is Upon Us!

Mike is back and has concerns about accountability with referees. Manchester City break an 18-year drought and win at Anfield 1-4 ruining Liverpool's title defense. Manchester United play awesome and draw (rather than playing like shit and getting the win)

Also:

  • Would more transparency with referee decisions reduce fan backlash and overreactions?
  • Stop telling us who bottled what. Why can't we just talk about the top four race?
  • Newcastle get Saint Maximin back and suddenly look dangerous!

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Feb 09, 202145:18
It happens again - Manchester United win 9-0. Liverpool breached by Seagulls. Manchester City v Liverpool preview

It happens again - Manchester United win 9-0. Liverpool breached by Seagulls. Manchester City v Liverpool preview

Laurent flies solo after Mike puts his hand in a wood chipper. Liverpool are collapsing and Ralph Hasenhüttl has to pick his team up off the deck AGAIN after a 9-0 drubbing

Also:

  • David Luiz does his bi-annual red card and penalty double dooming Arsenal.
  • Mourinho in doom mode. Chelsea in the happy hands of a German
  • Liverpool v Manchester City is a must win for the Reds and the Top 4 is on the line

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Feb 05, 202116:27
A Couple of Duds. The Transfer Deadline and Arsenal vs Manchester United. Regulation battle over?

A Couple of Duds. The Transfer Deadline and Arsenal vs Manchester United. Regulation battle over?

Mike still recovering his soul. We talk the transfer deadline. The narrative flips, the transfer deadline and #Oleout with another loss going to come back? Also:

  • Liverpool are back, gone and back again? Where they ever really gone
  • Battles of Claret and Blue. Can there only be one?
  • Transfer deadline: Bargain basements and the clear-out of deadweight
  • The relegation battle might be over before it begins.

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Feb 02, 202136:29
Liverpool Break Mike, City Top Table With Statement Win

Liverpool Break Mike, City Top Table With Statement Win

Mike sounds off on a joyless, hapless Tottenham getting put to the sword by a clinical Liverpool and considers how one might fit Jose Mourinho into a wood chipper. Also:

  • Is Ole Gunnar Solsjaer a good manager? One week it's yes, one week it's no! Make up your minds, media narrative gods!
  • It's #BellLetsTalk Day in Canada and Mike thinks that should matter everywhere. Raise awareness and money for mental health initiatives!
  • West Ham are currently in a Champions League place. Yes, you read that correctly.


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Jan 29, 202146:29
Chelsea Sack Fat Frank! FA Cup Review, Tottenham-Liverpool Preview

Chelsea Sack Fat Frank! FA Cup Review, Tottenham-Liverpool Preview

We say farewell to Frank Lampard, who was sacked by Chelsea this morning, review the FA Cup Fourth Round action and prepare for Tottenham-Liverpool on Thursday.


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Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.

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Jan 26, 202131:58
Fortress Anfield Breached Liverpool lose to Burnley. Manchester City top of the league. United now Pogba's team plus Leicester have a chance.

Fortress Anfield Breached Liverpool lose to Burnley. Manchester City top of the league. United now Pogba's team plus Leicester have a chance.

In Episode #80 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, Mike and Laurent recap a short, but wild week in the Premier League! Teams are reaching the halfway point... is it going to be a race to 80 points for the title?!

  • Burnley hand Liverpool their first loss at home since the War of 1812!
  • Man City go top (briefly) with an impressive, albeit controversial, win over Aston Villa!
  • Paul Pogba is back for Manchester United and it is a problem for everyone else.

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Jan 22, 202137:55
Premier League half season review. And the status of every team and what they need to do.

Premier League half season review. And the status of every team and what they need to do.

After a week off, we're back with a new show format! In Episode #79 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit, we take you through the ENTIRE table, top-to-bottom, and discuss the storylines attached to each club.

* Manchester United and Liverpool play to a brutally boring 0-0 draw as United stay top of the league * But not for long? Here comes Manchester City and boy, do they look, well, like Manchester City. * Why do all analysts kind of suck at their jobs? Danny Higginbotham improves NBC's coverage dramatically, but how is the the only competent analyst out there?

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Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.

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Jan 19, 202146:00
FA Cup 3rd Round review and a SPECIAL GUEST!!!

FA Cup 3rd Round review and a SPECIAL GUEST!!!

In Episode #78 of the Crap Football Crap Pundit Podcast, Mike and Laurent discuss the merits of the FA Cup's third round, if the "Magic of the Cup" is a real thing, and then preview the next few days' worth of Premier League action.

Come for the football discussion, stay for the cameo appearance by Laurent's daughter Aveline!

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Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.

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Jan 17, 202127:25
Carabao Cup Clash Review. Mourinho and Pep Square off. Cup history and the Fa Cup 3rd round preview

Carabao Cup Clash Review. Mourinho and Pep Square off. Cup history and the Fa Cup 3rd round preview

In this episode Laurent flies solo to discuss all things Cup in England. History, his love of them and to review:

  • Spurs verses Brentford.
  • Manchester United verses Manchester City

Then we go on and chat about FA Cup history what it means, and why it's important before we go through the highlight fixtures.

  • Marine verses Spurs
  • Aston Villa verses Liverpool
  • Manchester City verses Birmingham City

And the rest of the 3rd round.

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Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.

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Jan 08, 202120:01
Liverpool slipping. Manchester United Rising, Manchester City Lurking and the rest of the Premier League Round 17 round up.

Liverpool slipping. Manchester United Rising, Manchester City Lurking and the rest of the Premier League Round 17 round up.

Liverpool sputtering verses Southampton

United making a statement verse Aston Villa

Manchester City reclaiming their credentials verses a dying Chelsea.

Arsenal winning 3 on the bounce 

Spurs out classing Leeds

Plus a massive discussion on the nature of football and it's light and darkness. The idea of playing well and losing verses playing shit at winning... Football as philosophy.  

And the rest of the Premier League football round up.

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Crap football, crap pundit - Since 1894, providing amateur, crap football punditry with a severe Manchester City bias. I don't hate your team, I just hate you.  I'm middle aged, I'm American, I never played football (or soccer for that matter) and I may not have actually watched your team play, but I'll talk about it anyway.

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Jan 05, 202143:04
Premier league Matchweek 17 Preview - New Years Fixtures, Man United verses Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspur vs. Leeds

Premier league Matchweek 17 Preview - New Years Fixtures, Man United verses Aston Villa, Tottenham Hotspur vs. Leeds

Reviews and previews of the Premier League matches coming and going!

  • REVIEWS
  • Liverpool drop point AGAIN!
  • Chelsea sputtering verses ascendent Villa
  • Arsenal winning two in a row. Crisis over? 
  • United lucky again! Title Contenders?
  • Leeds smash Big Sam
  • COVID match cancellations and CRISIS!


  • PREVIEWS
  • Chelsea verses Manchester City! - loser leaves town!
  • Manchester City verses Aston Villa - in-form teams battle. Ole driving his team to trophies?
  • Liverpool need to right the ship verses their farm team Southampton. Are they just window shopping?

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Jan 01, 202117:18
Premier League Boxing Day Fixture Review - Arteta IN! Lampard OUT! Boring City and does anyone want to win this league?

Premier League Boxing Day Fixture Review - Arteta IN! Lampard OUT! Boring City and does anyone want to win this league?

Overall - no one wants to win this league. Leagues drawing, dropping points. Covid is hitting pretty bad in England. Not sure what is going to happen in the next few days.

Of the top 11 teams, only 2 wins.... Everton and City and they had their game postponed.

Hard to get a gauge when teams have played between 14-16 games. It's very tight and the standings are fluid.

Two weeks ago, Spurs were flying. Now they are down. Two weeks ago Chelsea where flying. Now they are down. Arteta was getting fired... Beat Chelsea... he's now safe. 
Ole out was a real thing after the UCL loss to Leipzig... now they are challengers for the title.

Liverpool are hanging tough.... but drew to West Brom... City are holding serve... but have to play in a shit way.

It's just a weird season.

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Dec 29, 202044:01
Poch in at PSG. Plus we preview the big Boxing Day fixture list of the Premier League. And Arteta's loser leaves town match Arsenal v Chelsea.

Poch in at PSG. Plus we preview the big Boxing Day fixture list of the Premier League. And Arteta's loser leaves town match Arsenal v Chelsea.

An EARLY release on Christmas eve! We pod on the meaning of Pochettino to Paris Saint Germaine.
We check in on the meaning of the Carabao Cup and review the Semifinal match ups.
We check in on Mikes feelings of winning and souring on Mourinho?

And lastly we preview the big match week of Boxing day.

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Dec 24, 202033:52
Liverpool put the hammer down. Manchester United batter Leeds. Arsenal and Manchester City need Football Cialis and the rest of the Premier League reviews

Liverpool put the hammer down. Manchester United batter Leeds. Arsenal and Manchester City need Football Cialis and the rest of the Premier League reviews

Mike has an opener on narrative... Spurs going to win one week, Ole out to Spurs, spur-sing to United challenging for the league.

United 6-2 Leeds
Insane game... Leeds what can we say? Fun times. Best United performance of the year, could have scored 10 easily. Not sure what the hell happened with Leeds here. Lots of great wide open goals. Like I said... some days Leeds will get lit up. But Leeds had a chance at 5 themselves. Insane football..

Palace 0:7 Liverpool.
Liverpool putting their foot down. Through all the adversity they are clearing the best team in the league. They have the finishers that none of the other teams have. Mane, Firmino and Salah go for 5 with Minamino and Henderson chipping in. We thought defense would be an issue but Fabinho has stepped in and taken his place. Great team. They are up 4 points.

Southampton 0:1 Man City.
The new Man City are not the old Man City.

Everton 2:1 Arsenal.
How hum more of the same. Arsenal didn't have much.

And the rest of the Premier League round up....

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Dec 22, 202044:15
Premier League Matchweek 13 reactions. Spurs Liverpool takes. Did the best team win? Are we stuck with crap football? City and Arsenal terrible.

Premier League Matchweek 13 reactions. Spurs Liverpool takes. Did the best team win? Are we stuck with crap football? City and Arsenal terrible.

Liverpool 2-1 Tottenham...
This one is for Mike to cover.... I thought Spurs were great. I thought Aurier was great. I thought Spurs could have won but Liverpool did. Happens. Draw was fair, Win was deserved. Liverpool are fucking good and I hate them for it.

Sheffield United 2-3 Manchester United.
Henderson gets his first start and shits the bed giving up a goal early.
United scored good goals. And won. Rashford, Martial get off the mark and Pogba does it will. Just have those moments - because they are talented, but still don't control games. They did what they were supposed to do. Sheffield are a disaster and they are fucked. They have 1 point and fought for their goals.

Wolves 2-1 Chelsea
Tepid performance from Chelsea, losing two on the bounce. Got hit on the counter. Went up via Giroud, but then huffed and puffed. Wolves as they do, grow into the game. Podence with the first then Neto at the death as Chelsea were pushing.... Sometimes you have to take your point and know its not your day. Its a marker showing Chelsea aren't ready mentality wise. Big for Wolves... Playing a different way hoping for Jimenez to return.
Man City 1-1 West Brom
What the actual fuck. More boring City unable to create anything. Had decent chances I suppose and were up a goal. Looked like they might see it out, but then gave up a scruffy goal.... Huffed and puffed and West Brom were up to the challenge. City dropping points to West Brom is bad, but the performance and the problems with finishing reared their head again... City could have won late with 2 point blank shots that he keeper saved... two more points DROPPED but unbeaten.

Arsenal 1-1 Southampton
Arsenal very poor again. Walcott scored early on a turn over and a lovely chip over Leno. Southampton looked like the slick passing outfit and Arsenal of old. Auba got off the mark due to the work of Saka who was the only player fighting. Gabrial sent off with two quick yellows in the middle of the second half. Rest of the game was full of defensive fight. But Arsenal are still winless in 5 at the Emirates... the wolves at bay for now... but its not great at Arsenal.

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Dec 18, 202043:13
Manchester Derby Dud! Champions League Draw, Tottenham-Liverpool Kick Off Festive Period!

Manchester Derby Dud! Champions League Draw, Tottenham-Liverpool Kick Off Festive Period!

we discuss a weekend where Manchester United, Manchester City, Tottenham, Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea ALL drop points! Also:

  • Negative football seems like it's here to stay. We discuss why that might be the case.
  • Champions League draw reaction! All three English teams get tough draws!
  • Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang finally gets his first goal from open play...in his own net! Arsenal fall to Burnley!
  • Tottenham and Liverpool both draw on the road, setting up a tantalizing matchup at Anfield on Wednesday evening

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Dec 15, 202032:24
Episode #27 - Racism in Paris? Are We Sure? Champions League Review and Manchester Derby preview!

Episode #27 - Racism in Paris? Are We Sure? Champions League Review and Manchester Derby preview!

In Episode #27 of the Squeaky Bum Time Podcast, we recap the final day of Champions League group stage action and look ahead to Saturday's Manchester Derby.


Close, but not enough! United's latest comeback bid falls short, and they're OUT of the Champions League!

What the hell happened in Paris, and was it *actually* a racist incident, or a big misunderstanding in an already hotly contested match?

Madrid turn on the afterburners to top Group B, and Inter finishes last in the group!

Man City look ready to crush Man United and make Ole's seat a little hotter... but will they?


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Dec 11, 202045:52
Manchester United in for a tough week. Inter Milan and it's Conte problem. Champions League round up and Matchweek 12 Premier League Preview.

Manchester United in for a tough week. Inter Milan and it's Conte problem. Champions League round up and Matchweek 12 Premier League Preview.

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In Episode #69 of the CFCP Podcast, we recap the final day of Champions League group stage action and look ahead to Saturday's Manchester Derby.

  • Close, but not enough! United's latest comeback bid falls short, and they're OUT of the Champions League!
  • What the hell happened in Paris, and was it *actually* a racist incident, or a big misunderstanding in an already hotly contested match?
  • Madrid turn on the afterburners to top Group B, and Inter finishes last in the group!
  • Man City look ready to crush Man United and make Ole's seat a little hotter... but will they?  

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Dec 11, 202045:48