The Lawrence Ross Show

Episode 615

Hour 1:

The host kicks things off by saying he got a message, but doesn't really want to run it. New Facebook like. The host teases something he has coming up concerning the podcast, says he'll reveal details in the newsletter. "Bed Time With Bill Belichick - The Three Little Pigs" is played for anyone who might've missed it. Sports - Jim Rome has to deal with ridiculous calls from the clones. Ross Rides The Lightning, Stewie gives the host crap for saying the wrong name. October 20-22. The host briefly explain why he doesn't like pineapple on pizza. A leftover clip about George Santos from last week leads into two songs about him. "George Santos Is An Attention Whore" from "Escape From Leavenworth" track 6, and "He's A Phony Man" from the sam album, trac 15. Alec Baldwin is back in the news, "Stewie Reacts - Glengary Glen Ross" from "The Starving Artist", track 13 closes out the first hour.

Hour 2:

Stewie makes fun of the host for his music selection, thinks the song describes him. History of the DeLorean. Natalee Holloway mystery solved. Pulse nightclub memorial. kid who enjoys surfing. Since October 20th is Bella Lugosi's birthay, the show closes with his reading of "The Tell Tail Heart".

Break music - "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Rejoiner music - "Ship Of Fools" by The Doors

Episode 614

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the show by teasing something big for the podcast, he and Stewie then banter for a few minutes. Sports - Jim Rome blocks the usual dumb emails. The debut of a new segment - "Ross Rides The Lightning". A brand new bit - "Bed Time With Bil Belichick - The Three Little Pigs". Stewie is convinced the host is out of his head, this leads to the host briefly reflecting on an interview he scored a decade ago. The top 10 bloodiest hockey fights, according to the Watch Mojo YouTube channel. The first hour closes with "Stewie Reacts - The Silence Of The Lambs" from "The Starvig Artist", track 19.

Hour 2:

"We Can Relate - Superstition". History for October 13-15. Urban legends based off of real stories via the Weird History YouTube channel. Florida man pointed laser air pilot. After a clip from Mitch Hedberg about superstitions, the host reflets on the series "Archer" ending. With today being Friday the 13th, the show closes with an excerpt from the archives, where the host tells what's known as "The CSI Story".

Break music - "Vampires, Mummies And The Holy Ghost" by Jimmy Buffett

Rejoiner music - "Brain Damage" by Eminem

The Patriots head coach reads another classic story.

Episode 613

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the show by playing a few excerpts from his conversation with Emily from Arizona who lives with fibromyalgia. After announcing he's been vaccinated, the host recalls a time when he got a Bart Simpson sticker after getting a hepatitis B vaccine. Stewie pipes into make fun of the host per usual. Sports - Jim Rome gets emails about Chicago and a commercial featuring Andy Reid. The host doesn't like that Taylor Swift is going to be a playable character in the new Madden game. A clip of Mad Dog Russo from October 06, 2003 ranting about the San Francisco Giants getting eliminated by the Florida Marlins. Today in history, Arnold Schwarzenegger interjects. The Covid-19 cards wil no longer be printed, followed by "Yesterday (Covid-19 Version)" from "The Blind Man Cometh" track 24. After briefly talking about Roger Waters's album where he redoes "The Dark Side Of The Moon", the first hour closes out with "The Facebook Wall" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 15.

Hour 2:

The host comes back briefly talking about the Pink Floyd album "The Wall". The Weird History YouTube channel on The Chicago fire and a tribe of people called the Sentinelese. Bed bugs in France. Kevin McCarthy outed, a clip from the archives where Howard Cosell describes McCarthy's struggle. The show closes with an excerpt of the host's interview with Larry Willson talking about Siegfried and Roy, as Tuesday was the 20 year anniversary of Roy getting attacked by the tiger.

Break music - "Comfortably Numb" by Pink Floyd

Rejoiner music - "Mother" by Pink Floyd

October is national disability Employment Awareness month. Emily from Phoenix, Arizona discusses what life is like dealing with Fibromyalgia, plus we bond over our appreciation of Trisha Paytas.

Episode 612

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the show by thanking his friend Jeff out of Texas for the kind words about the new album. Sports - Jim Rome gets emails about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. The host gives his take on Swift and her overall popularity, he's not impressed with her music. Ja Morant recently stopped by a high school, followed by "Ja Morant Song" from "Escape From Leavenworth" trac 5. Today in history for Septmber 29-October 01. History of Starbucks. "Elementary School Cooking" from "the Starving Artist", track 4 closes out the first hour.

Hour 2:

The host talks about Mark from Marksfriggin.com, the site will no longer be recapping the Howard Stern Show. Tupac's killer possibly getting caught followed by Chris Rock talking about how the government hates rap. A flight from Frontier airlines had to turn back, followed by "Incontinental Airlines" from CJ Goodearl. Delta having to backtrack after charging for benifits. Various news stories and commentary. The show concludes with "Coffee" from Dennis Leary.

Break music - "Shambala" by Three Dog Night

Rejoiner music - "Nobody Home" by Pink Floyd

Episode 611

Hour 1:

New Facebook likes, the host briefly discusses The Shannon Burke Show, plays an excerpt. The host talks about his latest comedy album "Escape From Leavenworth", find out what made the cut. Stewie makes fun of the host for his promotional material for the album. The host talks about touring Muscle Shoals Sound Studio, gives some classic rock history. Two stories about bears causing chaos. Today in history September 22-24. The host talks about Jim Croce, plays a clip from the archives of him doing a karaoke version of "Operator". The first hour concludes with a cut from the new album.

Hour 2:

The host explains his problem with Twitter possibly going the way of a pay site. Find out about the summer that didn't happen in 1816 via the Weird History youTube channel. Various new. The host talks about the ew software for the iPhone, the show closes with Lewis Black's routine on the iPhone.

Break music - "Age" by Jim Croce

Rejoiner music - "Operator (That's Not the Way It Feels)" by Jim Croce

Episode 610

Hour 1:

New Facebook likes. The host recaps some criticism the show has recently received. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb emails and phone calls about Aaron Rogers. After briefly discussing the Gray Hound bus situation in Huntsville, the host talks about his experience riding the bus and the comedy show he attended that night. "Animaniacs" discussions leads to a clip of Orson Welles and the infamous "Frozen Pees" commercial. Alex Jones still hasn't paid the families of Sandy Hook. "Alex Jones Fairy Tails" from "The Starving Artist" track 3 and "Alex Jones (Country roads Parody)", track 20 from "The Starving Artist". History for September 15-17. The host briefly discusses the Pink Floyd album "Wish You Were Here" to close out the first hour.

Hour 2:

Hunter Biden gun charges. The MGM Casino fell victim to a cyber attack. "Stewie Reacts - Casino" from "The Starving Artist", track 23, and a message from Norm Macdonald. North Korea and Russia discussions, followed by "Vladimir Putin's Olympic Letter: from "The Starving Artist", track 21. After a story about water beads raising health concerns, a top 20 list of recalled toys from years gone by. Escaped convict caught. The show closes with two cruise themed songs by Jimmy Buffett, as his parents finished their first cruise.

Break music - "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd

Rejoiner music - "Vasoline" by Stone Temple Pilots

Episode 609

Hour 1:

New Facebook like. The host gives a shout out to a friend at a local haircut place. Bill Nye The Science Guy discussions. Why is Stewie's voicemail full? Sports - Jim Rome plays a listenr submitted song about the Cheifs to the tune of "Lucky Man", then gets dumb emails as to why the team lost, replays some of the listener submitions he's recieved over time. After discussing a soccer controversy, the "Soccer Breakdown" clip from The Dan Patrick Show. After discussing the "Bitter Blood: Kasem V Kasem" podcast, two clips of Casie Kasem struggling in the studio. History for September 08-10. Dr. Anthony Fauci is talking about more masks, "Fuc You Fauci" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 17. The first hour closes with "Daniel Snyder Song".

Hour 2:

The host reflects on recording artist Jimmy Buffett.

Break music - "He Went To Paris" by Jimmy Buffett

Rejoiner music - "Last Mango In Paris" by Jimmy Buffett

Episode 608

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the show by discussing some feedback he received on Spotify, he then outlines the new rules for monetization. Phil Hendrie celebrates a birthday, the host gives a recap of Phil's career. A clip from the archives of the host doing "Come Monday" by Jimmy Buffett, Stewie makes fun of him for this. Sports - A throwback from the archives where Jim Rome talks about unruly fans. The host talks about the fans who got on the field to go after Ronald Acuña Jr, followed by Rick Neuheisel on The Dan Patrick Show with a song about college football. Today in history for September 01 to the 04th, the first hour concludes with a clip of Sam Kinison dealing with a drunk Doug Bady.

Hour 2:

Stewie checks back in. Bob Barker RIP. Airline stories. Hurricane Idalia. The destruction of Pompeei. "Yesterday (Covid-19 Version" from "The Blind Man Cometh" trak 24, followed by "Stewie Reacts - 2001". The host explains how Dane Cook got his audience going. The show closes with Jim Gaffigan's routine about Bacon from his "King Baby" special.

Break music - "Summers Almost Gone" / "Alabama Song (Whisky bar)" by The Doors

Rejoiner music - "Only You Know And I Know" by Dave Mason

Episode 607

Hour 1:

The host kicks things off by announcing the show is over 8,000 all-time plays, he then discusses the lack of participation by the audience, he then goes on to wish some friends a happy birthday. A review of the Amazon Prime series "Jury Duty", James Taylor in concert, and the host takes the one chip challenge. Sports - Jim Rome blocks clones over contributions about the Fighting Irish playing in Ireland. The host sends out a heartfelt message to his contacts in California, then the rainiest games the NFL has had on record. Today in history. The first hour concludes with "Jon McCain Disease" from "The blind an cometh" track 16, as August 25 was when he passed on.

Hour 2:

"We Can Relate - Pictures". Subway is getting sold, followed by "My Name Is Jared Fogle" from "The Blind Man Cometh" track 10, the host explains the South Park episode about him. Philidelphia cops, bus driver shortage, Panama Cannal, and a family effected by a shooting. The show closes with "You've Got A Friend" by James Taylor.

One Chip challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJ8fYYDD-0

Break music - "Hells Bells" by AC/DC

Rejoiner music - "I'm On Fire" by Bruce Springsteen

Episode 606

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the show by wishing a couple of people a happy birthday. Some sweepers promoting the host's music themed show, "Saturday Mornings With Lawrence Ross" on Classic 100 on Audilous.com/classic100, from 8 to Noon eastern. An excerpt from the latest episode of "The Dark Side Of Evil" that the host got a kick out of, Stewie makes fun of him for this, he then gets on the host for taking a picture of himself and using the filter on his iPhone. Sports - Jim Rome gets contributions about Cheifs Aholic and Michael Oher. History for August 18-20, the host talks about Isaac Hayes on "South Park", he then talks about the impact radio has had on him, as August 20 is National Radio Day. How schools worked back in the 1800s. The infamous Bill Clinton confession happened 25 years ago on August 17, Stewie reacting to it closes out the first hour.

Hour 2:

The host is challenged to perform the rejoiner music, Stewie isn't all that impressed when it's over. Blind justice - The 9/11 defendants, Florida woman used soda to try and cover murder, the host talks about a blind guy he used to know who killed someone. Kansas cop n trouble for social media posts, the host doesn't like that Twitter is possibly getting rid of the block feature. Kansas newspaper raded. Santos is back in the news indirectly, three songs about him. "Santos Acres", "George Santos Is An Attention Whore", and "George Santos Song". Killing on USF campus. Cooie dough found with wood chips. The show closes with "Stupid In School" from Brian Regan.

Break music - "Watchtower" by Heistclick

Rejoiner music - "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem

Episode 605

Hour 1:

New Facebook like. The host talks about his collaboration with the YouTuber Kitty Monk, followed by some excerpts of Dale from King Of The Hill, as his voice actor, Johnny Hardwick passed away. The host talks about touring the Jack Daniels Distillery, Stewie makes fun of him for his haircut. Women's soccer team loses, followed by "Bed Time With Bill Belichick". Today in history. K-Mart is closing.

Hour 2:

Stewie givs the host crap for the rejoiner music. Since hip-hop is celebrating it's 50th year of existents, the host plays three of his rap songs. "My Name Is Jared Fogle" from "The Blind Man Cometh" track 10, "Insane In The Trump rain" from "The Starving Artist" trac 14, and "Damn Drunky (Johnny Manziel Song)". The disaster that was the bay of pigs invasion, as described by the Weird History YouTube channel. Utah man shot after threatening Biden. Fire cheif on paid leave. Case could be cracked after 16 years. A story about old treasures leads to a Jery Boys call about Civil War items for sale, After talking about colleges cracking down on students using Chat GPT to write their papers, the host plays "Self Checkout Fights Back". Robbie Robertson from The Band has passed on, the show concludes with the song "The Wait".

Check out the collaboration with Kitty Monk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-sizr1DMLw&t=434s

Break music - "Golf" by Robin Williams

Rejoiner music - "Volcano" by Jimmy Buffett

Episode 604

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the program explaining why the Spotify commercial wasn't included at the beginning of the episode, asks for more people to spread the word. Stewie talks about dinner with the family at Red Lobster. The host talks about YouTube notifying him that one of his bits is only for adults, he then plays the bit in question. "Fucking Corona" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 1. After briefly expressing his disgust with "Sennsitive readers", he then plays "Sennsitive Millennial Syndrome" from "The Blind Man cometh" track 6, followed by "Snowflakeville". Sports - Jim rome gets dumb emails about the hall of fame game, runs two clones with equally dumb takes. Little Sleeze chats with Roe about sports during the segment. Don Geronimo fired over comments about a female reporter, a clip of Don saying he's not the same guy that he is on the radio. Little league player reunites with pitcher who helped him. Robin Ventura and Nolan Ryan fought 30 years ago today. Women's soccer league getting equal pay, the host calls for equal pay for women across all professions. After talking about a documentary about Johnny Manziel, "Dam Drunky (Johnny manziel Song)" closes out the first hour.

Hour 2:

The host tries to take a all, but can't connect for some reason. Today in history for August 04-06. Taco Bell getting sue for the size of their food. Blind justice - Pittsburgh shooter gets the death penalty, and a story about Frontier airlines, the host explains why he doesn't like the company Pee-wee RIP, a clip from Famiy Guy and Sam Kinison. Trump has been indicted for the third time, a tripple shot of Trump related bits, all of which are from "The Starving Artist": "Insane In The Trump Brain" track 14, "Trump FUBAR" track 15, an "Trump Reacts (January 06th)" track 16. Chaos on some flights as of recent. Leprosy cases rising in Florida, followed by "Leprosy" by John Valby. A woman escaped from a kidnapping. The host briefly covers the Lizzo story, the show closes with Doug Stanhope's routine about The Banana Lady.

Break music - "Fire Water Burn" by Bloodhound Gang

Rejoiner music - "Aerials" by System Of A Down

Episode 603

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the show teasing his upcoming collaboration with Kitty Monk from YouTube, he then expresses his disgust with EHarmony, as today is the five year anniverary of when he registered with the site, he further believes Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act needs to be changed. "E Harmony Song" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 5. A review of "Air Force One" and the reboot of "Futurama". Sports - Jim Rome has to reset dumb listener songs. Deshaun Watson commentary. Blind Justice - Carlee Russell faked her kidnapping, followed by "Stewie Reacts - The Big Lebowski" from "The Starving Artist", track 1. The Jennifer Odom cased is solved. Eleven year-old faked 911. Fake cop held gun up to couple's head. For any new listeners, "Daniel Snyder Song" goes into the interlude.

Hour 2:

July has gone on record of being the hottest month, a psa about National baked bean month. Today in history, a routine from George Carlin is spliced in. History of the Buffalo Wing from the Weird History Food channel on YouTube. After briefly discussing artificial intelligence taking over voice over wor, "Self Checkout Fights Back" and "Google Pizza" from "The Starving Artist", track 8 are played. The passing of Sinead O'Connor, followed by a clip of John Valby with a little tune about her. A brief discussion of aliens leads to the Area 51 call from Art Bel on September 11, 1997. As a result of the passing of Randy meisner, the show closes with "Take It To The Limit" by The Eagles.

Break music - "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden

Rejoiner music - "Eat The Rich" by Aerosmith

Episode 602

Hour 1:

New Facebook like. Stewi gives the host crap or saying he was on strike during last week's episode, plays a voicemail, he and the host get into a conversation about animal crackers. Sports - Jim Rome gets emails about Dan Snyder. After recapping Snyder's errors over the years, the host debuts "Daniel Snyder Song". Dan Patrick is retiring. North Western Football hazing fallout. Today in history. The host discusses the Miranda Lambert controversy, then briefly reflects on his time with Trisha Paytas. This is followed by "Garth Brooks No Phones In Vegas". The host round out the first hour expressing his problems with power ball and the lottery, followed by "Stewie Reacts - Casino" from "The Starving Artist", track 23.

Hour 2:

After discussing a remake of "the Dark Side Of The Moon", "The Facebook Wall" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 15 is played. History of the Barbie doll from the Weird History YouTube channel. Clearwater Florida residents dealing with squotters. Tapwater tastes funny. The Long Island serial killer. Woman attempted to hire hitman to kill her child. Travis King in North Korea. The show closes with "Some Words" by George Carlin from his 1974 album "Toledo Windowbox".

Break music - "Not To Touch The Earth" by The Doors

Rejoiner music - "If" by :Pink Floyd

Daniel Snyder is no longer the owner of the Washington Commanders, and he leaves with a tarnished reputation. Parody of “Daniel” by Elton John.

Episode 601

Hour 1:

The show kicks off with the announcement that the host has now made a little over $100 in monetization! The host expresses his disgust with people who don't do their part when communicating with the blind. An excerpt from the latest Kitty Monk video where she gives the host a shout out. New Facebook likes. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb emails, everyone gets blocked. The host comments on some sporting events. Today in history. The events leading up to the French Revolution explained by the Weird History YouTube channel.

Hour 2:

The host briefly discusses Elton John, followed by "Self Checkout Fights Back", a new bit. AI being used for scam calls. A story about pandas leads to a George Carlin bit. Hollywood on strike. FTC investigating the company that made Chat GPT. AI being used for people with ALS. The cocaine at the White House story has ended. Only having one news clip left, the host scrambles and plays some old bits. "Tiger's Bad Legs" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 18, "Stewie Reacts - A Few Good Men" from "The Starving Artist" track 7, and "Stewie Reacts - 2001". Teenagers getting summer jobs. With birth control getting off prescription, the host plays George Carlin's routine on the product.

Break music - "Levon" by Elton John

Rejoiner music - "Are We The Waiting?" by Green Day

What happens when the self checkout machines fight back with the customers?

Episode 600

Note: The beep of a smoke alarm might be heard in the background throughout this episode.

Hour 1:

The show has hit 600 episodes! The host thanks everyone for listening. Find out which name from YouTube the host will be collaborating with soon. Voicemails offering up congratulations on 600 episodes. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb emails about the 4th of July, runs a clone with a dumb Game of Thrones reference. The host reflects on the Tampa Bay Lightning getting the Stanley Cup 2 years ago on this date. July 07TH through the years, Ringo Starr on "The Simpsons". A review of "The Ashley Madison Affair" on Hulu, the host then announces he's no longer supporting a certain company, find out what it is. "EHarmony Song" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 5 is played. Subway is in hot water for joking about the Titan disaster, the host discusses other poor decisions from companies from years gone by. Mark Rutte, Dutch Prime Minister has resigned. "Hey Boris Johnson" from "The Starving Artist", track 12 closes out the first hour.

Hour 2:

The host briefly discusses The Eagles on their farewell tour. Houston teen missing, a clip from "South Park", followed by a story about a con man involving a missing child via Weird History. January 06TH rioter at Obama's, followed by "Trump FUBAR" from "The Starving Artist" track 15, followed by "Insane In The Trump Brain", also from "The Starving Artist" track 14. Hotel workers going on strike. "Snowflakeville" gets played for any possible new listeners. Sally Ride gets a statue. The host explains the "We Can Relate" segment, the show then closes with "We Can Relate - Accomplishments" from April 28, 2023.

Break music - "Hotel California" by The Eagles

Rejoiner music - "A Horse With No Name" by America

Episode 599

Hour 1:

The host wishes his mom a happy birthday, then gives a shout out to one of his friends, Stewie chimes in. Happy Canada Day, followed by a clip from the South Park movie. The host got a new iPhone. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb emails, runs a clone at the airport for dropping a hot box reference. The heat in Texas leads to recap of a game where the Cowboys were dropping from the heat. The head of Facebook and Twitter are going to fight in a cage match, followed by "The Facebook Wall" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 15. The host talks about his recent dinner with one of his friends, he then talks about Colleen Ballinger, wonders why Trisha Paytas had to do all the promoting on Twitter with a podcast the two were recently involved with. Jeffrey Epstein update, followed by a new song, "Nobody Watched Epstein". Russia update, followed by "Vladimir Putin's Olympic Ltter" from "The Starving Artist", track 21. Frustrated airline passengers. The first hour concoudes with "Firecracker Mishap" from "The Jerky Boys 1", track 17.

Hour 2:

The host plays a clip of Jim Morrison admonishing his bandmates during a recording session of "Peace Frog". The feud between Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson, followed by the history of the national anthem being played at sporting events. Cancer drug shortage. The show closes with "Rewriting The National Anthem" by Albert Brooks.

Break music - "T.N.T" by AC/DC

Rejoiner music - "Peace Frog" by The Doors

The prison that housed Jeffrey Epstein is being blamed for his suicide as a result of their numerous failures. parody of "Somebody’s Watching Me" by Rockwell.

Episode 598

Hour 1:

New Facebook like, the host reads some feedback he got over the most recent episode. Learn why the host thinks Xfinity's internet service stinks, also find out about a limited time snack the host really enjoys. After reflecting on one of his Facebook memories, the host plays "Elementary School Cooking" from "The Starving Artist", track 4. A clip from the archives - "The CSI Story". Sports - Jim Rome blocks emails about football a clone gets ran and emailers get blocked after commenting on the submarine near the Titanic. The lawsuit between Dr. Luke and Kesha has been settled, the host thinks Dr. Luke is just Harvey Weinstein with a different occupation, he then resets his comments on Roe v. Wade being overturned. Weird History Food explains the history of Little Caesars. "Google Pizza" from "The Starving Artist", track 8 rounds out the first hour.

Hour 2:

Stewie isn't happy with the host's choice for the music going into the second part of the show. Today in history, followed by "Stewie Reacts (Nixon's Resignation)" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 3. UPS workers could go on strike, the host resets the time when airline workers went on strike in 1981, he then discusses the UPS strike of 1997. George Santos update, followed by "George Santos Is An Attention Whore". The host talks about "Family Guy", followed by a clip of Pete Davidson leaving a message for PETA over adopting a dog. Blind justice - Hunter Biden. The show closes with "You Have No Rights" from George Carlin.

Break music - "Summer In The City" by Heistclick

Rejoiner music - "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles

Episode 597

Hour 1:

New Facebook like, a birthday shout out. A clip from behind the senes where Stewie gives the host crap for chopping up his art, followed by "Stewie Reacts - The Big Lebowski" from "The Starving Artist", track 1. Movie reviews - "The Fan" and "Boogie Nights". Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb emails that get blocked, plus some clones get their calls ran. Kevin Beardin joins the show to discuss catfishing, gives his experiences, outs Arias Evans and Mirabel Laveris as scammers, advises that you don't send money to anyone you don't know over the internet for any reason.

Hour 2:

Amy from Georgia joins the show to talk about being a triathlete, discusses her recent experience of participating in the Escape from Alcatraz triathlon, find out if she'll do it again next year. The Denver Nuggets are NBA champs for the first time, and the Golden Knights are Stanley Cup champs. A story about Ted Kazinsky leads to "Jim Rome - Aaron Hernanez Smack" from "The Blind Man Cometh" track 8, Stewie is turned off by one of the lines in the bit. After briefly discussing a story about the aftermath of the pandemic, the host plays "Yesterday (Covid-19 Version" from "The Blind Man Cometh" track 24, followed by "Fucking Corona", also from "The Blind Man cometh", track 1. Self driving cars. Boris Johnson news, followed by "Hey Boris Johnson" from "The Starving Artist", track 12. The show closes with the "I See OJ Prank Call", followed by Gary Dell'abate expressing his love for it during an interview with Jim Norton.

Break music - "Run Like Hell" by Pink Floyd

Rejoiner music - "San Francisco Bay Blues" by Eric Clapton

Episode 596

Hour 1:

Summer Monroe, triathlete and fetish model joins the show out of the gate for an interview, follow her on Twitter, @trisdmonroe. The host plays an excerpt from his gig on Classic 100 on Audilous, Stewie makes fun of him for getting a team name wrong. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb emails about golf, leaves after getting frustrated. The host talks about the PGA and LIV golf merger, followed by George Carlin's idea of golf courses for the homeless, followed by "Tiger's Bad Legs" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 18. A clip of NBA comitioner Adam Silver talking about Ja Morant on The Dan Patrick Show followed by "Ja Morant Song" which closes out the first hour.

Hour 2:

Blind justice - bionic eyes not working, the company that makes them is no longer offering help. The host talks about the documentary about Jared Fogle, then plays "My Name Is Jared Fogle" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 10. Apple has a virtual reality headset coming out, the host thinks Tim Cook sounds like South Park's parody of Al Gore. pat Robertson has died, followed by "Pat Robertson Talking Doll". This is followed by "John McCaine Disease" from "The Blind Man Cometh" track 16, as it was a bit where the host used real clips from the targeted figure he was making fun of. A dam has broken in Ukraine, followed by a clip from the Beavis and Butthead movie about dams, then "Vladimir Putin's Olympic Letter" from "The Starving Artist", trak 21. The host briefly talks about the fires in Canada, then plays a clip about football games invaded by fog, the show closes with "The Planet Is Fine" from George Carlin

Break music - "Space Oddity" by David Bowie

Rejoiner music - "Roadhouse Blues" by The Doors

In October of 2014, a clip surfaced of Anderson Cooper breaking down some of Pat Robertsons's more outlandish statements. One from the archives that hadn't been uploaded, and it has nothing to do with his passing.

Episode 595

Hour 1:

New Facebook like, the host plays a clip of a Canadian radio show giving him a shout out. The host plugs his Saturday morning music show on Audilous, check out Classic 100 on Audilous.com from 8-Noon Eastern, Stewie makes fun of the host for getting some years wrong, he goes on to make fun of the host for going to the river an bowling. A happy birthday message to one of the host's friends, followed by a clip of Scott Legere. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb emails about the Nuggets and the Miami Heat. A conversation with Huntsville comedian SiFi, check him out on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat, search for SiFiGotJokes. The first hour concludes with Brian Regan's routine about doughnuts.

Hour 2:

George Carlin talking about why hurricanes are named. Blind justice - Elizabeth Holmes, ice cream man gets life. Alec Baldwin and the shooting on the film "Rust", followed by "Stewie Reacts - Glengary Glen Ross" from "The Starving Artist" track 13. Indiana man didn't deal with corpses properly, the host is reminded of a similar story in 2002. Another Cosby accuser, followed by "Cosby Flavored Pudding Pops". Could AI be the end of humanity? "Google Pizza" from "The Starving Artist" track 8. The host gives a shout out to a Facebook fan, he forgot to mention him at the beginning of the show. The debt ceiling. A new documentary about Josh Duggar, followed by 3 songs from "The Blind Man Cometh" about him. "Josh Duggar Song" track 12, "Prison Dicks (Josh Duggar)", and "Bend Over Josh Duggar" track 13. The host briefly talks about D-Day, a clip from the movie "Patton". "We Can Relate - Bowling". The show closes with Jim Gaffigan's routine about bowling from his "King Baby" special.

Break music - "Tryin' To Reason With Hurricane Season" by Jimmy Buffett

Rejoiner music - "Gone Shootin'" by AC/DC

Episode 594

Hour 1:

The Facebook page has hit 600 likes!! New Facebook likes. The host kicks off the show with a composite relating to Memorial Day - a 21 gun salute, "Taps", a rundown of what it takes to guard the tomb of the unknown soldier, a story from Holly, a Veteran and one of the host's friends discussing a bad experience with a travel trailor, and an explaination of PTSD. The host talks about his upcoming newsletter, he gives details as to what people can expect. Stewie makes fun of the host for getting lost in a bathroom over the weekend. Resetting a clip from last week's show involving Stewie not fully recalling interacting with Trisha paytas, the host then provides evidence. Sports - Jim Rome blocks dumb e-mails about the LeBron VS Jordan debate, Rome ends up getting goaded into resetting the stoner clones call, then he gets goaded into resetting Ben's call from the airport. Rome concludes the segment by praising the host's "Ja Morant Song". After discussing the NFL's rule about third string quarterbacks coming back, the host runs a joke related to the topic, then Al Pacino's motivation speech from "Any Given Sunday". The host expresses his love for impassioned speeches in movies, plays the "They'll never take our freedom" speech from "Braveheart". Who was the real Braveheart? The Weird History YouTube channel explains, Stewi gives the host crap for having intro and outro music for the history segment. The first hour closes out with the aforementioned "Ja Morant Song".

Hour 2:

Blind justice - woman with headrest popping out on it's own, daycare center director and employee arrested. A clip of a woman talking about people who post videos of their kids on social media, the host disagrees with her viewpoint. Roger Waters has sparked some controversy for a show in Germany, followed by "The Facebook Wall" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 15. Elderly couple trapped on thrid floor as a result of a non working elevator, this leads to the host discussing a busted elevator at his old apartment building in Leavenworth Kansas, this is followed by an old clip where a reporter and an anchor get into a spat after a similar story. Landlord burns down apartment, this leads to the host playing an excerpt from "Private Parts". Ron DeSantis announces his run for President, the host thinks neither party is better than the other. Brian Laundry's mom sent him a letter saying she'd help him. The show closes with George Takei talking about Japanese Americans who served in WWII.

Break music - "Afghanistan" by Artie Lange

Rejoiner music - "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day

Episode 593

Hour 1:

New Facebook likes, Stewie jumps in and suggests the host do it like Chris Berman. The host kicks off the show by reading a bit of feedback he received concerning the show, he then goes on to thank Richy Thomas from the podcast "The Dark Side Of Evil", he then goes on to thank Eddie and the guys from "The Ham Radio Show" for playing his stuff. "Garth Brooks No Phones In Vegas" for any of the new listeners. After the host recaps what he did on Mother's Day, Stewie pipes in with a recap of he did. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb e-mails about Canadian hockey teams, Mike Bone and Ja Morant, he ends up running two clones. The host discusses longest hockey games over the years. "Ja Morant Song" makes it's debut, Stewie hecles the host for a few of the references. The host reflects on how Morant's behavior is similar to that of Raymond Felton and Johnny Manziel, he then runs a commercial for the "Raymond Felton Gun Club", followed by "Damn Drunky (Johnny Manziel Song)", a parody of "Brass Monkey". Stewie pipes in heckling the previous bits, he then bursts his bubble over something that happened to the host on social media, the host then discusses the new album "Gag Order" by Kesha. The host discusses the return of "Futurama" to Hulu on July 24, gives some history of the show. "Kitchen Nightmares" is coming back, the host reflects on the show's most infamous episode at Amy's Baking Company in Arizona, "Elementary School Cooking" from "The Starving Artist", track 4 rounds out the first hour.

Hour 2:

"We Can Relate - Brush With Greatness". Blind justice - Drug dealer in court in Florida, man gets ife for stalking, followed by an excerpt from the host's interview with one of the hosts of the podcast "Strictly Stalking". Florida woman getting robocalled. Twenty-five years to the day since Hank Earl Carr went on a rampage in Tampa Florida. Man giving back to foster kids. The show closes with a routine from Bill Hiks talking about Ted Bundy.

Break music - "Fool In The Rain (live)" by O.A.R.

Rejoiner music - "Play Something Sweet (Brickyard Blues)" by Three Dog Night

Episode 592

Hour 1:

New Facebook like. The host kicks off the show by thanking some of his Twitter followers - Trisha Paytas and Kitty Monk, he then talks about the book "The Escape" by David Baldacci. Find out what Stewie is doing for Mother's Day. Sports - Jim Rome blocks dumb e-mails about International football and the Kentucky Derby, racks a clone for delivering really good smack talk. Uncensored version of officials concerning weighted fish. "Garth Brooks No Phones In Vegas" first airs. The pandemic emergency declaration is over, learn how the founing fathers delt with the epidemic of Yellow Feaver in 1793 via the Weird History YouTube channel. "Yesterday (Covi-19 Version" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 24 closes out the first hour.

Hour 2:

The man behind Chat GPT is stepping down from his job, the host expresses his dislike with this technology. After talking about a story indirectly involving Alex Jones, the host plays "Alex Jones Fairy Tails" from "The Starving Artist" track 3, followed by "Alex Jones (Country Roads Parody)" from the same album, track 20. Airlines held accountable for canceled flights, plus a story about airline passengers getting physical. Paramedics fired after not helping a man they falsely said was dead. George Santos news, followed by a Santos six pack. With today being George Carlin's birthday, the host reflects on the man's career and life, describing one story in George's life in the style of Paul Harvey. The show closes with George Carlin's voicemail to The Howard Stern Show, followed by "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" from "Class Clown", track 9.

Break Music - "Mama, I'm Coming Home" by Ozzy Ozborn

Rejoiner Music - "I Can't See Your Face In My Mind" by The Doors

There's a new policy at Garth Brooks's upcoming Los Vegas residency, no phones allowed. What if he sang about this rule?

Episode 591

Hour 1:

The host announces the winner of his review the show podcast contest, Shane out of Georgia, he then plays a custom video featuring some of his impressions offering congratulations. Peter celebrates Cinco De Mayo via satellite. Sports - Tampa Bay Lightning update, Jim Rome gets dumb horse related e-mails and fields a couple of phone calls. Funny horse race themed bit about marriage followed by a Paul Harvey rest of the story about a horse in the Kentucky Derby. A brand new bit - "Bed Time With Bill Belichick - Jack And The Beanstalk", Stewie chimes in. The host retires one of his bits, says it will be removed from the archives. Two kids working at McDonalds, the host discusses the cartoon "Bob's Burgers".

Hour 2:

Stewie gets on the host for his interlude picks, believes the host will get canceled. King Charles the 2nd's health problems from Weird History. Hit and run driver gets no jail time, woman held responsible for death. Road rage story. Eukraine vs Russia story, followed by "Vladimir Putin's Olympic Letter" from "The Starving Artist" track 21. Cop helps woman give birth on the side of the road. The show closes with a composite about the late Carrie Fisher, as she received a star on the walk of fame yesterday.

Break Music - "Cuban Crime Of Passion/Why Don't We Get Drunk" by Jimmy Buffett

Rejoiner Music - "Jackass" by Green Day

The head coach for the Patriots reads this classic story.

Episode 590

Hour 1:

The show kicks off with the host recapping his conversation with YouTube personality Kitty Monk, plays a few excerpts, then he plays "Stewie Reacts - Casino" from "The Starving Artist", track 23 for any new people who might be listening. In celebration of Buzzard bob's birthday, a clip of Buzzard from The ron and Fez Show, the host gives an explaination about the show and who Buzzard is. Sports - Jim Rome gets dumb e-mails about the NBA and Aaron Rogers going to New York, resets a bad song parody submition, then runs two calls from the clones. Tampa Bay Lightning update, the host draws a comparison between Dillon Brooks and Bill Belichick, Stewie thinks the host is just asking to get people in Boston to trash his show. What's it like to climb Mount Everest? The first hour closes with Lee Elia's post game tirade, as April 29 marks it's 40th anniversary.

Hour 2:

"We Can Relate - Accomplishments". Tucker Carlson dropped by Fox News. Alabama bill would extend school year, followed by "Elementary School Cooking" from "The Starving Artist", track 4. Bed Bath and Beyond closing. Alergy season is getting longer. Couple donates kidnies to strangers. The host briefly talks about Jerry Springer, a clip of Jerry on "The simpsons", followed by his appearance in the second "Austin Powers" movie. The show closes with "Jerry Springer" by Weird Al, followed by an excerpt of Jerry on "The Ham Radio Show" talking about his own burial plot.

Break Music - "Jamaica Farewell" by Jimmy Buffett

Rejoiner Music - "People Are Strange" by The Doors

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Episode 589

Hour 1:

The show kicks off with Stewie giving the host crap over launching a second Instagram account, this leads to the host briefly explaining why he wasn't live on the affiliates last week, he then explains why he's down to just one online station. Stewie is freaked out by a picture of the host without his sunglasses! An excerpt of the host explaining his blindness. Sports - Jim rome resets some calls, then gets e-mails about Draymon Green. Tampa Bay Lightning update, why do certain fans get out of control during sporting events? A few inspiring stories about sports and people with disabilities, the host discusses Autism, plays a clip of his sister when she was on Alabama news. A deep dive into the life of Anne Sullivan, Helen Keller's long time teacher. The first hour closes with some Helen Keler themed jokes, Stewie takes offense.

Hour 2:

Stewie kicks off the second hour giving the host crap for the interlude. Deputy PM resigns, followed by "Hey Boris Johnson" from "The Starving Artist" track 12, Stewie thinks the host could get in hot water for sampling Trisha Paytas, this leads to the host discussing sampling. Alec Baldwin gets charges dropped, followed by "Stewie Reacts - Glengary Glen Ross" from "The Starving Artist" track 13. Fox news settles. Congress woman wants the geder of crash test dummies to be female. After a brief rant, the host plays "Snowflakeville". The host explains why he doesn't really care for reboots. Florida school closing. Jim Morah playoffs clip. The show closes with Bill Hicks's routine on WACO from his "Rant In E-Minor" album.

Break music - "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones

Rejoiner music - "Ticket To Ride" by The Beatles

Episode 588

Hour 1:

The program that broadcasts the show somehow had all the information on it cleared out. New Facebook like, Stewie picks on the host for making a ridiculous connection, he then reminds the host he did the same thing earlier this year, a clip is then played. A plug for the contest the host is running. Stewie continues to pick on the host for something on Facebook. Peter's phone goes off during the show, he falls down the stairs to get it. The host talks about doing the show for 10 years on the internet, plays a clip of the late Scott Legere talking about the owner of the station. Tampa Bay Lightning update. Find out why the host has no sympathy for Brittney Griner. The sinking of the Titanic as described by Weird History. The first hour closes out with two comedy sketches relatd to calling the IRS.

Hour 2:

The leaked documents. "Vladimir Putin's Olympic Letter" from "The Starving Artist", track 21. Student commits credit card fraud. Big Cat rescue in Tampa closes. Update on a story concerning a man who was thought to be dead by EMTs. A clip about taxes cuts off early. "We Can Relate - Taxes". New recordings added to the natinal archives. The host briefly talks about Sam Kinison, then closes out the show with a scene from "Back To School" and Sam's bit about world hunger.

Break music - "Sunny Afternoon" by Jimmy Buffett

Rejoiner music - "Money" by Pink Floyd

Episode 587

Hour 1:

The host wishes everyone a Happy Easter, Stewie interjects. Peter and Lois gross the host out, then Stewie picks on the host for getting something wrong, this leads to Jim Rome calling into just pile on. Stewie surprises the host with live video of a talking bunny. Bill Hicks' routine on Easter from his "Ran In E-Minor" album. Tampa Bay Lightning update. Jill Biden wanted to invite the losing team to the White House, "Snowflakeville" replay. The host briefly talks about being a surviving triplet. Russian Twins via Weird History. The host resets his dislike for Jim Nantz, George Carlin's anti-golf commentary from his 1992 special rounds out the first hour.

Hour 2:

The host comes bac plugging his review the show contest, then talks about Blind Melon. "We Can Relate - Easter" from last year is played. Kid Rock shoots at some Bud Light products. Blind justice - woman made pipe bombs but got no prison time. Trump indicted, followed by "Insane In The Trump Brain" from "The Starving Artist" track 14, and "Stewie Reacts - The Clinton Confession". Clarence Thomas vacation story, the host thinks all political figures should pay for his or her own vacations. NASA going back to the moon, followed by a clip from Dana Gould about the moon landing. Two democrats expelled. A monument honoring Harriet Tubman. The show closes with the "More Cowbell" sketch from "Saturday Night Live", as it ran on April 08, 2000.

Break music - "Santeria" by Sublime

Rejoiner music - "No Rain" by Blind Melon

Episode 586

Hour 1:

The host kicks off the show promoting a contest he's running. Send a review of the show to Facebook.com/lross1987, the best one will get a custom prize, winner will be announced on May 05th. After Stewie thinks the contest is flawed, the host brushes him off and talks about the cartoon "Duncanville". Sports - Jim rome gets dumb e-mails, Don Imus drops in only to get kicked out. Tampa Bay Lightning update. Travis Kelce can't identify what coaches look like. Jim Nantz is calling his last Final Four game, the host runs a bit he did live making fun of the announcer, Stewie thinks it's not so great. The famous "Who's On First?" routine. The former Presidents comment on LBJ resigning, as March 31, 1968 was when it first happened.

Hour 2:

The host gives some Jimmy Buffett history about one of his songs, then discusses One Door Studios censoring movies. After discussing the first time he cursed, the host debuts "Snowflakeville", a parody of "Margaritaville" attacking the snowflake generation. History of the middle finger from the Weird History Youtube channel. CNN decides what's funny, the host plays some old news clips, then plays "Tessica Brown Song" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 23. Gwynith Paltro skiing lawsuit. Norfolk Southern update, "Norfolk Southern Song". The show closes with three anti-snowflake selections. "Sensitive Millennial Syndrome" from "The Blind Man cometh" track 6, "Down with The Snowflakes" from "The Starving Artist" track 5, and "Snowflake Song" from "The Blind Man Cometh" track 7.

Break music - "5:15" by The Who

Rejoiner music - "In The Shelter" by Jimmy Buffett

Parody of "margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffett.

Episode 585

Hour 1:

New Facebook likes. Kieran from NY calls in. Sports - Jim Rome reads e-mails about March Madness, then it spirals into which sound clip is the best. Tampa Bay Lightning update. Little league ump calls the game after getting heckled. The history of Taco Bell. A commercial for the show from The Dark side of Evil podcast. Why is the Anchor ad not in the show anymore? A clip of Dan Patrick leads Stewie to mock the host.

Hour 2:

"We Can Relate - Spring cleaning". Jack Danniels dog toy lawsuit. Clearwater mayor resigns. Florida man has problem with eyedrops. Openly gay man resigns from school board. A hit and run story in South Carolina leads to a related story from the archives. Putin and Xi meet, followed by "Vladimir Putin's Olympic letter" from "the Starving Artist" track 21. The host talks about a contest he's holding, listen for details. The show closes with a song called "We Let The Dream slip Away" written by the host's Uncle Jan, as Tuesday would've been his birthday.

Break music - "74 years Young" by Buddy Guy

Rejoiner music - "Turn The Page" by Bob Seger

Episode 584

Hour 1:

New Facebook like. The host plays excerpts from his interview with Jaimie Beebe, plugs her podcast "Strictly Stalking" as well as The Boyfriend Bikini, he then runs a commercial for season 2 of "The Dark Side of Evil", hosted by RThomas. Stewie gives the host crap for mispronouncing a few words, has tape to prove it. Sports - Jim Rome gets March Madness related e-mails, back to back lousy parody songs, and a clone at the bar gets racked. The host thanks his friend Nicole Sisco for contributing to the previous segment. Tampa Bay Lightning update, clip of Jordan Binnington fighting on the ice. Stewie pipes in with information of how he and the family are celebrating St. Patrick's Day, the couch potatoes chime in. some jokes from Family Guy about podcasts and Chris Rock. The host plays excerpts from George Carlin, Phil Hendrie, Dennis Leary an Tom Cotter relating to the Irish. "We Can Relate - St. Patrick's day".

Hour 2:

The Potato famine of 1845 as explained by the Weird History Youtube channel. Airline troubles. The banks are falling. Podcaster stalked. Video game for kids with ADHD. The show closes with a compolation of various Irish themed jokes from Jackie "The Joke man" Martling.

Break music - "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" / "I Had A Hat" by Dropkick Murphys

Rejoiner music - "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw" by Jimmy Buffett

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Episode 583

Hour 1:

New Facebook likes, Stewie gives the host crap for playing an Allman Brothers Band song. The host plugs his next guest, casting director Jaimie Beebe. Sports - Jim Rome gets the usual dumb e-mails and calls from the audience, resets Peter from before the Super Bowl. Tampa Bay Lightning update. Thanks to Holon for providing some dialogue for a portion of the show. Sleeze with a few messages. "Tiger's Bad Legs" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 18. Gary rossington RIP, learn how the members of Lynyrd Skynyrd have passed away. "Stewie Reacts - The Big Lebowski" from "The Starving Artist", track 1 rounds out the first hour.

Hour 2:

Stewie and the host banter about the music he selected. "They Stormed The Hill", a song about Trump and the capital rioters makes it's debut. Florida woman who participated in the riot is missing. The host explains why he doesn't like Tucker Carlson, plays a few of his comments from years ago, the host also comments on teachers having sex with their students. Man almost stabbed a flight attendant. "Stewie Reacts - The Clinton Confession" for the new audience. R. Kelly is getting 20 years, "Kelly Fucked Up" from "The Starving Artist" track 9, and "Ass Kicked In Prison" from "The Blind Man cometh" track 11. The host talks about Chris Rock's comments on Will Smith from his latest special. Alex Murdaugh update. Pau Gasol's jersey retirement, the host offers up some sports trivia, the winner gets to select the interlude music for the following week. The show closes with George Carlin's "Fear of Germs" monologue, as March 11 was when the Pandemic was first issued.

Break music - "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Rejoiner Music - "Jamaica Farewell" by Jimmy Buffett

parody of "I'm Just A bill" from "Schoolhouse Rock" in response to donald Trump's song he recorded with the capital rioters.

Episode 582

Hour 1:

New Facebook likes. The host thanks his online friends for reacting to some new promotional methods for the show. The host plays a few excerpts from his interview with Larry Wilson, check out Larry's podcast "How To Talk To Humans". Stewie acts as the call screener. Sports - Tampa Bay Lightning update. Baseball getting sped up, and Jake Paul loses his boxing match. "Norfolk Southern Song" replay. Stewie celebrates getting the last slice of apple pie in the fridge. Lawyer scammed 16 clients, clip of a lawyer getting admonished on "The People's Court". Alex Murdaugh found guilty, "Stewie Reacts - A Few Good Men" from "The Starving Artist" track 7. An eye medication has been recalled, Stewie gives the host crap for recycling some of his old jokes. Fox News is in hot water, the host thinks NBC didn't do enough to punish Brian Williams. Man claimed to be dead by EMTs. Covid news, followed by "Fucking Corona" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 1. "The Facebook Wall" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 15 goes into the interlude.

Hour 2:

Stewie and the host get into it over the music coming out of the interlude. History of "The Dark Side Of The Moon" by Pink Floyd from the Weird History Youtube channel. The host does a karaoke version of "Nobody Home", Stewie is put on the spot to do better, the host cuts him off after he adlibs. Florida man dressed in panda suit during the Capital riot. Kiss announces the end of their live shows on The Howard Stern Show. George Santos is back in the news, the host plays all six of his George Santos themed songs. The host reflects on George Carlin's last HBO special, as Wednesday marked it's 15 year anniversary, the show closes with an excerpt from the special called "Today's Professional Parents".

Break music - "Money" by Pink Floyd

Rejoiner Music - "Time" by Pink Floyd

A conversation with comedic magician and podcaster Larry wilson, check out his podcast "How To Talk To Humans" wherever you get your shows, and be sure to visit TheWilsonMethod.com.

Episode 581

Hour 1:

New Facebook likes. The host kicks things off by briefly talking about his Spotify numbers, he then goes on to thank Trisha Paytas for promoting a group chat on Twitter, he then wishes his friend Karen in Canada an early happy birthday, Stewie chimes in. The host then plays a few excerpts from his interview with Mike Morse. "Stewie Reacts - 2001: A Space Odyssey" for anyone who might've missed it last week. Sports - Jim rome gets dumb e-mails about Aaron Rogers, a clone gets ran while at a laundromat, Rome tells the audience to take care of their other stuff before calling the show. Tampa Bay Lightning update. "Tiger's Bad Legs" from "The Blind Man Cometh", track 18 is played, but gets shelved as a result of scheduling. Podcaster R Thomas from "The Dark Side Of Evil" joins the show for a chat.

Hour 2:

Stewie gets on the host for playing train related content. An update concerning the East Palestine Ohio train derailment. "norfolk Southern Song" makes it's debut. Could Megan and Harry be suing "South Park"? Former lawyer on trial for double murder, the host thinks he's guilty. Alec Baldwin gets charges reduced, followed by "Stewie Reacts - Glengary Glen Ross" from "The Starving Artist", track 13. Winter storm. The host recaps an Ash Wednesday story Artie Lange told. Roald Dahl's books are being changed, "Alex Jones Fairy Tails" from "The Starving Artist" track 3. The host talks about PETA's latest nonsense. Barney is getting an update, clip from the movie "Nine Months" featuring a parody of the character. The show closes with a composite of some jokes from Mitch Hedberg, as Feb. 24 would've been his birthday.

Break music - "Railroad lady" by Jimmy Buffett / "Wabash Cannonball" by Johnny Cash

Rejoiner music - "Sister Golden hair" by America

parody of "Smokin' In The boy's room" by Brownsville Station.