Legs and Eggs

From a hotel in Atlantic City, this week’s guest is world renowned social media influencer, Tommy J Shrimps! Mr. Shrimps takes time away from looking for HPV infected cigarettes to talk to us about ethical load refusal, the difference between Vegas and Atlantic City, his stupid cousin, and we show him the Dick Store. We also have Florida Man, more Vermin Supreme, and Klem tells us her Top 10 Horniest Billy Joel songs and why. 

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This is Episode 27 of the Legs and Egg Podcast, and to commemorate this special occasion, we introduce you to The NerdoDivergent Podcast. You all remember our guest, The Bearded Turner, from Epsidode 22, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttah. He’s back with his friends Ninz and Widz and together they have created a hilarious podcast and we had so much fun talking with them! You also get another snippet of our conversation with Chad, and all the other things you know and love about us! 

Guess who is selling out? That’s right! We are! The good news is, it’s all going to benefit you! Want exclusive L&E content? Bonus episodes? Maybe a signed print from Klem. A tarot reading from Sara (WHAT? Hot Damn!). Signed drawings from Heather. Or maybe, just maybe, you want a signed photo of Fupa Jones’ hairy ass. Well, here is your chance! Just go to patreon.com/legsandeggs!

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Who doesn’t love karaoke? Who doesn’t love Sara? Well, here is your chance to sing with Sara, LIVE! Download the StarMaker app and look for SaratheRuthless.

Have something to say? Maybe you’d like to be a guest on the show. Or leave Fupa a dirty message. Give us a call! 929-263-4165  Email us, or leave us a voicemail.

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This week we have the rest of the interview with Joseph Longwell, The Bearded Turner. He is such a good guest. We talked about anything and everything this week. Some toilet humor, some politics, (wait, isn’t that the same thing?) and of course, some Billy Joel.

How did Billy Joel propose to his fourth wife? The Bearded Turner has the inside scoop. 

There is so much more in this week’s episode! You can hear the podcast in its entirety on Spotify, Apple, or anywhere you get your podcast.

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Another week, another episode of Legs & Eggs. We have Stewart from 21st Century Podcast with us again, and more from Herp Burglar.

This week’s episode is so good. Right out of the gate, we start off by discussing make out point and where they were when we were kids. Of course, the conversation evolves to Pickle Park, which are two very different places. We also came up with a side hustle for Karl.

Herp joins Klem and Fupa and talk about the good ole days…you know, when Herp and Fupa showed holes. SMH Also, pubes.

Klem and Sara have an excellent conversation about how everyone has lost their damn minds. Why can’t people just be normal????

Vampire prostitutes. Justin Bieber. Did Fupa celebrate his first pube? There is so much going on in this clip. Also, Stewart needs to join us again. (I was sick so I did not have the pleasure. H)

You can listen to the entire episode and all past episodes on Spotify, Apple, or anywhere you listen to podcasts.

Klem Stump does an AMAZING job on all the artwork for the show! Interested in a Heather in Tretorns throw pillow? How about a nice canvas? You can get them and a whole lot more at our merch store at Society 6

PLEASE. WE ARE BEGGING. Fupa is on his knees. Rate the show. Leave a comment. Send an email or leave us a voicemail.

This week Jro from Bring It podcast joins us to talk about LARPing, No Fap, and Corey Haim. He also tells us about his invention The Milking Glory.

Dad sneaker. That’s all that needs to be said for everyone to know exactly what we are talking about. Oh, and Klem’s stinky feet.

Sara wrote a jingle for Jro’s invention, the Milking Glory (patent pending). What, you ask, is the Milking Glory? You are about to broaden your knowledge.

Fupa tells us the “real” story behind how Baby Jessica fell in that well.

Heather asks everyone’s thoughts on Joe Exotic for Prez 2024. (This is only acceptable to me if there is another Netflix series coming. Otherwise, zip it. H) Plus, the same question…WHERE IS CAROLE BASKIN’S HUSBAND? And which tiger ate him?

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This week we have Stewart from 21st Century Podcast filling in for Heather while she was recovering from her annual cervix scraping. He kept us entertained while we had Heather in our thoughts and prayers.

We also have more of the lovely Brianna, who we found on the glory holes location subreddit.

Check out our really cool art, and maybe buy yourself a shower curtain

You can check out The Bearded Turner videos here.

Follow him on twitter for some hilarious tweets. @beardium

Be on the lookout for Herp's new channel, All Emergencies All The Time.

For now you can follow him on twitter. @herpburglar

Don't forget to buy your Fupa Jones shower curtain