The Idiots Catalog (Comedy inventions Podcast)

This week the boys are back with some wacky inventions and guest comedian Tim McHale. We talk about a barbershop that does therapy, standing gun bipods, indoor house volcano fountains, a news fairly to tell you the news and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Tim McHale - @timmchalecomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

We are back! We took some time off but now jumped straight back into the inventions with our guest comedian Stevie Baek. We have some wild ones including a house arrest ankle monitor cover, Themes for your wondering thoughts, pocket refrigerators, belly button storage, a happiness switch and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Stevie Baek - @_hungsheldon

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Jaffer Kahn to talk invention ideas like the dumb guy movie rating to know how smart a movie will be before you watch it, or flower life support to know when your vase of flowers is going to die, a way to know what your baby is saying and also learn a new language, and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jaffer Kahn - @jafferkhancomic

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Alex Pavone to go over some spicy inventions including a service for riding horses around a city and not to have sex with them, movie theater spotlights to help with the scary parts of a movie, a shower peg leg for washing your feet easier, athletic shoes that you can change depending on what sport you are playing and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Rachel Williams - @wachelrilliams

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we have our 100 episode special so we are joined again by our old cohost Mia Faith Hammond! We go over some wacky ideas including nipple tassels that look like nursing babies, a pumice stone that is also a phone case, a cigarette lighter that works off a magnifying glass, and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Mia Faith Hammond - @miafaithhammond

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we had comedian Anthony DeVito on to go over some insane invention concepts including a walker that you can use to play basketball when you are older, a bombardier scope for pooping, a plug to save up all your farts for when you are in a safe space and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Anthony DeVito - @comediananthonydevito

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Jeff Scheen. We go over some wild ideas including a couch sluice to find gold, a room in movie theaters just for the teens, a pocket water fountain attachment, and an automatic avocado peeler. we also figure out how to keep deodorant from staining your clothes.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jeff Scheen - @newyorkjeffery

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we have comedian Tayler Yarish on to go over some insane concepts including a toaster that's a bigot, self walking shoes, a paint roller belt, lasers that punish those who get up too early at the end of a flight, and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Tayler Yarish - @tayleryarish

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Spencer Wright to go over some crazy inventions including but not limited to, Thicker shoulder pads for professors, a smell sniper scope, a vibe checker to tell what a party is like before you go, a parenting calculator to help give your kids what they need, and we figure out who is coolest in highschool.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Spencer Wright - @speezytaughtme

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian John Kennedy to go over some real wacky inventions including but not limited too: A gun holster for your groin so when someone asks, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" its always a gun, A uber that will also drive your car home for you when you are drunk, steaks that come with the toothpick already inside, an eyelid sensor to turn off TV if you fall asleep so you don't miss a thing, and way to tell which white boys got invited to the cookout.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

John Kennedy - @johnhenrykennedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are join by friend, and comedian Tony Sykowski! We have a lot of ideas of how to make farm life easier, including a multi utter cow milker, a rabbit distraction to get them away from your crops, a convertible tractor for going from field to road driving and we even figure out how to make the most out of your bug bites.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Tony Sykowski - @tonysykowski

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Jake Velazquez to go over some silly invention ideas including a shirt that lets you hide your gum so that no one will ask for a piece, designer bibs to keep food off your shirt but make you look cool doing it, treadmill shoes so you can run in place, and a thigh addon to keep your legs off the toilet seat. We also figure out how to sleep standing up!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jake Velazquez - @jakevcomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by Comedian Jack Finnegan to go over some more insane invention ideas including a wig gun, a dating service that measures your junk size and matches you with someone compatible, a tattoo that looks like skin to cover up your old tattoo, a rocking chair that rocks itself, concrete that smells nice, and we figure out how to go barefoot outside when the ground is disgusting!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jack Finnegan - @jfinnegancomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Becca Harris! The inventions we flying on this episode. We has restaurant that has no cups only long straws that zig zag through the building, emergency vehicle lights for none emergency vehicles, clothing bundles in stores so you can buy a matching wardrobe all at once and a way to go fishing in your own fish bowl. We also put an end to car crashes for forever.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Becca Harris - @beccaherries

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we had on Comedian and Friend Ashton Womack for another spicy episode of idiocy. We talk about underwater book covers so you can read while scuba diving, sex toy phone attachments, VR videogames that make you feel real pain, a brail conveyor belt so blind people can watch foreign films, clothes to make perverts think twice when they check you out and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Ashton Womack - @ashtonwomack

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Gabe Mollica to go over some more wacky invention ideas. We talk about the self cleaning blender, a Groupon app that doesnt allow you to be friends afterwards, food that expands like a sponge to get you fuller faster, cars that can refuel while driving, a sound proof box for opening snacks in a movie theater and so much more! we also invent a solution for Charlie getting food on his new pants.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Gabe Mollica - @gabemollica

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

We return this week with a bit of a shorter episode featuring comedian Alden Skeadas. We get crazy with these inventions including knee spikes to keep your legs from closing and getting sweaty, a fake arm to lure mosquitoes in and then spring a bug zapper trap on them, a service that will drop pianos near you to save and awkward conversation, and energy drinks that put you to sleep instead of waking you up. We also solve the problems of being sweaty, having to pay attention at shows, and figure out a way to tell if your pressure in your guts is a poop or a fart!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Alden Skeadas - @aldskeedorhino

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Brendan Sagalow. Its a hot episode right out of the gate we talk about elevator trivia so you don't have to endure elevator conversations, we talk about a chiropractor machine, Amazon packages that disappear when you open them so you get the thrill of a new package but dont have to find a place to store the new thing, and military spike battle balls!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Brendan Sagalow - @brendansagalow

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we have on comedian Mary Martin. Its a very sexual podcast episode with inventions like the Cum Gun and the Cum Gum but we also have some non sexual ones too like a service where you can pay for celebrity gossip, or romantic carriage rides with carts pulled by rodents, or an app that helps you kill moments of awkward silence, and lastly a pizza guillotine so you always get that perfect slice ration.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Mary Martin - @wrestlecrow

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Jeffrey Emerson. Jeffery has a bone to pick with phones so we come up with all kinds of phone based inventions including a pair of glasses with mirrors so you can look at your phone without developing scoliosis, and a phone too big for one person to hold. We also talk about a coffee pot that doubles as an alarm clock, a pair of shoes that make it look like a bunch of foot prints, and a bank for mugging so that to muggers can go get your money there instead of hassling you on the street.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Jeffrey Emerson - @jansel_jadams

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian and writer for the Daily Show Randall Otis. We have some hot inventions ideas including a hearing aid that goes in your nose for smells, a beer drinking hat that is a little more discreet, a sports bras for your testicles, Viagra that looks cool when you do it, a tandem umbrella, and a frozen coat that thaws during the day to keep you cool and then warm at night.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Randall Otis - @randallotistv

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we have comedian Aaron McCann on as a guest and get into some saucy inventions. We talk about a beer that will make sure you dont get too drunk, a pill to make healthy food taste good, a pocket mirror to point out and save your privacy in a public toilet stall, a moat in a movie theater that you can use as a bathroom so you dont miss any of the action, and a database to find some ones relationship baggage when you first start dating them. We also come up with a solution for when you dont have anything to rest your feet on.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Aaron McCann - @mccanncomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

Hey everyone! This week we have comedian Julia Kastner on, and we get crazy with these inventions. We talk about a condom with a zipper GROSS! a way to protect yourself from cooking grease, a squatty potty that gets you some more height, a pillow that will whisper sweat nothings to you and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Julia Kastner - @worldfamousjulia

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by Comedian Brittany Cardwell. Brittany tell us about an invention her dad made that was a toilet that pulled stink out of it. We also get into some invention ideas of our own including a coffin that shoots confetti, a suit you can wear for doing yoga, a device to help when your mind starts to spiral, and a new ways to travel in the air that are better than first class, and we talk about motorcycles that you can lay down on.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Brittany Cardwell - @brittonuscardwell

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Charles Engle. We have a wacky bunch of inventions including game controllers made out of sponges, doorbell ringtones, a pants zipper that will stop from zipping up in case of emergency, cactus climbing pads and so much more!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Charles Engle - @charles_engle

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined once again by our friend and comedian Ben Miller. We had a great time breaking down the science of our invention ideas including, a belt for scientists to carry their beakers, a man that will come write your dreams for you, a suit you can wear so you are never cold coming out of the shower, and a dating app which will tell you some ones bad traits ahead of time so you don't have to find out after dating them!

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Ben Miller - @thisisbenmiller

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Emily Walsh. This was such a fun episode, we talk about all kinds of things including an armored surfboard, a dating app that matches you based on google searches, a public swimming tube to rent in the city, a beanbag toilet, and housing made out of rats. We also figure out some inventions for testing the strength of coffee, and getting your chip out of dip when it has broken off.

If you want to follow us you can find us at:

Emily Walsh- @thefunnywalsh

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Ryan Erwin. We talk about the ever expanding Frisby, a toilet scrubbing boot, mobile arm rests to carry your arms on the go, a cage to help you stay safe while driving, and real life emojis. We also figure out how to stop your pocket from calling people or taking pictures on your phone. 

 If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Ryan Erwin - @ryerwin

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

Dumb Inventions even dumber jokes.

This week we are joined by comedian Christiana Jackson. We go over some pretty wacky inventions including a belt for checking your pants size, a sex toy plunger, advertising on dogs, a neck plate, and a way to catch your soup before it runs all over your tits. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Rachel Williams - @wachelrilliams

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by our friend Deno DeMartino. Dino has some wacky invention ideas based on characters that he made up and their specific needs, like a sandwich counter to make sure you know when you have eaten your one sandwich of the day. Charlie and Leland have some fun ideas too, like a bomb fuse based on guacamole, a better way to make friends when you are on the street and a dream recorder that helps fill in the blanks from half remembered dreams. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Deno DeMartino - @deno_tron

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian Wendy Steiner. Wendy brings us some interesting inventions including a couple app ideas, one for helping pick movies with your partner and one for keeping you from telling the same story to your friends over and over again. Leland and Charlie also come with some spicy inventions, like a toilet that flushes and makes a shower better or Train ASMR. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Wendy Steiner - @Wendysteinerlol 

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian Lindsay Lucido. We talk about a straw that you can use for hot liquids, but might not be the safest for turtles, a marriage counselor that makes things worse, The rodeo but with Lions, a breathalyzer that only tells if you drank a year ago and so much more. We also come up with a way to pay more attention at the movie theater.   

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Lindsay Lucido - @lindsaylucido 

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian max fine. We talk about a bathroom that breaks the laws of time and space, a toaster that calls 911 for you, some hot air balloons to keep you from biting your nails, and of course TV shoes. We have some fun idiot moments and figure out a way to dry off instantly when you get out of the pool. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Max Fine - @maxfine_

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by our friend and comedian Patrick Hastie to talk about some more inventions! We break down why a hot tub elevator would be awesome, the joys of poop and nap Ubers, a scarf that hides how old your neck is and so much more! at the end of the episode we invent a solution for when your elastic bands starts becoming not elastic. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Patrick Hastie - @patrickhastie

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian Grant Sheffield. Just a disclaimer the audio didn't record so we had to use the camera audio, but that doesn't mean we don't have spicy inventions! like the book knife, small talk gossip, or the sleep machine that really helps you feel your dreams. We also figured out how to protect our drinks from Leland's cat sneezing right into them. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Grant Sheffield - @grantsheffield1

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by Comedian Atheer Yacoub. This week, we have some great inventions, like a wall toilet, avocado tape, and a way to gather and filter sneezes. We also talk about laser tag which is better for your mental health, and some headphones that make it look like you have hairy ears. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Atheer Yacoub - @atheeryacoub

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian Jess Levin. We have some tasty idiot moments before getting into our meaty inventions including but not limited to: squady potty for social pooping, a sink that dispenses much more,  a weather bucket, and a lie detector bracelet. We also talk about bringing back public duels!

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Jess Levin - @jlevcomedy 

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian Andrew Manning. We got a whirlwind of inventions to start the new year, we got toilet paper that will tell you exactly when to stop wiping, a hitman for revenge, some New Years glasses that you can use more than once, confetti for your butthole and so much more! We also figure out what to do when you don't have anyone to kiss when the clock strikes midnight on New Year's Eve. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Andrew Manning - @andrewmanthing 

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian Bobby Condon. We open up with some idiot stories, then get into the good stuff. We have some carry-over Christmas inventions including a way to blindfold your kid to keep them from ruining the Holiday, but we also discover the sippy straw that covers the whole body, a social card to help make conversations at parties easier, and a thicker crotch. We also figure out how to never get spit on again. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Bobby Condon - @Bobby.Condon

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by Comedian Steve Malden. We start off with some great Idiot moments, like bringing a book to a club, ruining trivia, and not understanding expressions. When we get into inventions it gets pretty spicy. We talk about a trampoline toilet, a Christmas wreath for your toilet seat, a better way to get your Christmas tree, and a silent grenade. We also figure out another way to take care of crowds. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Steve Malden - @Steve_malden

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

Thanks for listening! 

This week we are joined by comedian Maggie Lalley. We all share some saucy idiot moments to start then we get into the inventions baby! We talk about apps for ice cream, microwaves, and changing clothes. Come up with a device to tell if a first date is a waste of time, a bathroom that helps you get in touch with your family, and figure out how to leave therapy in a much better way.

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Maggie Lalley - @magslals

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

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This week we are joined by our friend Peter Wong! We start out with some spicy Idiot moments and then get into some hot inventions, I'm talking about a dating app that makes you pay or gets you paid depending if you are active or not, a toilet on springs, a crystal in your head that can tell what your mood is, and some other ways to get a falcon to land on you. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Peter Wong - @peterwongcomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

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This week we are joined by comedian Graham Cooper. We go swimming in the world of inventing! We talk about a picture frame that is also a hammer, some skis that fold in on themselves, a bank heist simulator and so much more. We also break down why contactless elevator buttons suck. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Graham Cooper - @grahamcomedy

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

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This week we were joined by comedian Anna Bianco to brainstorm some more inventions. We talk about a bear mace app for your phone, colorful air conditioners, a bus that fits more people, a way to keep dentists accountable, we also figure out the bee problem and come up with a pre-Thanksgiving holiday. 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Anna Bianco - @annacainbianco 

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

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This week we are rejoined by Ethan Mead, we get into the thick of it with inventions. We go over a solar panel hat, a new way to look at day light savings time, and a ring that tells you which way you need to vote. We also try and help Charlie figure out a way to remember his dreams.'

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Ethan Mead - @Ethan_meaded

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

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This week we are joined by comedian David Dobbins. This episode is going to be a little bit different, David comes on to tell us about one of his favorite inventions Reese's Peanut butter Cups. Don't worry though we still get to some saucy invention ideas including, Adderall Ranch Dressing, a  fart bagpipe, a ladder with a trampoline element that will surprise you, and so much more! 

If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

David Dobbins- @pastor_dave_bless

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

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This week we are joined by comedian Carmen Lagala. First, we would like to apologize for the audio being a bit off, Carmen's microphone wasn't picking up, so we had to clean up the audio from the video, but the episode is still a banger! We talk about a multi-straw to make blowing out your birthday candles a little easier, a real fake cast, negative lotion, and a salad bar sneeze guard for your face, and yes the salad bar is included. We also solve Charlie's loneliness. 

 If you want to follow us you can find us at: 

Rachel Williams - @wachelrilliams

Leland Long - @lelandcomedy

Charlie Dawson - @charlievdawson

The Idiots Catalog - @idiots_catalog

And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at theidiotscatalog@gmail.com

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