Two Guys Talking About Lettuce
By Benson and Benzine
Two Guys Talking About LettuceApr 14, 2024
How to Make a Horse Eat Lasagna
But you can't lead it to water.
Always Apologize to Your Waitress
But really, Craig thinks it's more situational.
Mundane Plumbing Discussion
Greg seems to always have a lot of plumbing problems. Keep it moving, Greg!
Let's Smell the Microphone!
Today Greg talks about his ridiculous Amazon delivery mixup. Like VERRRRRY ridiculous.
The $1000 Episode
Apologies for Craig being quiet. It's entirely Greg's fault.
How To Get 5% Off
Greg finally figured out how you can reduce!
How to Get Away with Murder
To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed.
The Hoity-Toity Hoi Polloi Episode
Craig actually prepared this time!
Craig is Sleepy AND Craig is Sleepy
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Top Ten New Years Resolutions
It's that time of year, folks, that time when we try to do something and be somebody better than last year. Last year us sucked! This year we'll suck less!
Christopher Nolan's Tote Bag Extravaganza
Finally, we answer the question about Christopher Nolan's tote bag.
The Very Silly Then Very Serious Episode
Watch out! It gets serious. (we also actually cut out a part due to seriousness)
Craig Has Too Many Rhyming Rules
Hey really doesn't. (this description written by Craig)
Craig's Funniest Episode
He was SO funny he barely remembers doing it!
Leaf Blower Trauma
In this incredibly helpful episode Craig discusses time saving tips.
How to Placate a Violent Raccoon
Craig is going through a compost bin/raccoon fiasco. Greg provides helpful anecdotes about his raccoon cosplaying neighbor.
The Beatles New Song & Rare Studio Chatter
All ya need is... Greg and Craig
No Surprises Whatsoever
Craig and Greg went through a few identity crises during this episode.
Do Not Smear Eye Cream on Your Saxophone
Just don't!
Craig Shaves His Beard
In which Craig lists his current video challenges he's doing and Greg shares his true feelings about Applebee's.
The Darkest Podcast Episode in History
We turned the lights off for this one so Greg could reveal his true feelings, or something.
It's Better to be Moist Than Dry
Greg talks through his problem with meeting conductors at birthday parties.
Please Do Not Bring Your Bowling Balls to Starbucks
In which has random thoughts and topics of conversation, believe it or not.
Craig Admits He's Racist
He means in the sense that we're ALL racist. Come on, guys!
What Happened to Lady Gaga's Meat Dress?
We actually did research!
Labor Day Special
Happy Labor Day everybody. We sincerely hope the whole birthing process goes smoothly.
Craig & Greg Swap Places
Also, this episode is NOT suitable for children, as opposed to all our other episodes which are basically Sesame Street.
Adele's Famous Meat Muffins
In which Greg reveals his excellent Armenian accent.
Craig Shaves a Cat
Craig actually performs a song!
There Are No TVs in Wisconsin
Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)!
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Real People Being Real
Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)!
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Two Guys Walking About Lettuce
Our very first (of hopefully thousands of) walk and talk(s)!!!
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Vermont is Full of Derelicts
Greg does impressions!
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FAX to the MAX!
Greg describes why he doesn't want to live forever.
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Genuine Excitement
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Moist People
Join us as Greg shares his hydration wisdom!
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Kirk Cameron is Possessed by Satan
Yikes, this week, through unhinged rambling, we stumble upon some important falsehoods.
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Special Guest GREG BENSON!
This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Greg Benson tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't.
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Special Guest CRAIG BENZINE!
This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Craig Benzine tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't.
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A Population of Humans
In which Greg solves the homeless crisis.
What's the Best On Screen Death?
Today Greg and Craig talk about their favorite onscreen deaths! :)
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Craig Really Doesn't Think This Should be an Episode
cuz we're both drunk, but Greg is especially drunk. Also, we did this one live on Twitch, which will very quickly be apparent.
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The Will Ferrell Episode
It's very exciting to finally be doing the Will Ferrell episode in which Will Ferrell does not appear at all!
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A Special Kind of Derek
In which Craig describes a special kind of jerk who calls people random names before they ask them to do something.
Also, thanks only to Brian.
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How to Stop a Bear Attack
We're back after a brief hiatus to share with you all the ways to protect yourself from a bear attack! The world needs this information!
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I Was a Little Man Whore
Craig tries to remain positive throughout this episode. And that's not that hard because Greg is blowing up in Hollywood! (and I don't mean in a TNT way, but who knows what the future holds!)
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The Religion and Politics Episode
Best Episode Ever!
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