Limp Ditkas Podcast

Should Dak Prescott be worried about his job as Cooper Rush has the #DallasCowboys firing on all cylinders?  |  #SOL is alive and well as the Lions find another way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in Minnesota #OnePride  |  Somehow #DaBears find themselves at 2-1 despite having the worst QB in the #NFL  |  #NotreDame gets everything back on track in North Caronia  |  Maybe Mel Tucker really is a "horseshit coach" as the #Spartans continue to look bad on both sides of the ball

Matt Stafford and the #LARams win the Super Bowl as #SOL reaches its absolute maximum level  |  Jerry Jones sends mixed messages about the future head coach of the #DallasCowboys  |  The #USFL just made it an easier road trip for fans of the soon-to-be TWO-TIME inaugural champion #MichiganPanthers as Canton, OH is announced as the home of the USFL Playoffs and Championship Game  |  Jim Harbaugh's embarrassing, one-sided dalliance with the #NFL leave Michigan a pathetic cuckold.

Improbable upsets, incredible comebacks, inexplicably bad defense, and an impossible FOUR walk-off wins made this THE BEST #NFL WEEKEND EVER!  |  How the fuck did the #Bills lose the best game ever to the #Chiefs?  |  A simple way to solve the NFL's fucked up overtime rules  |  How can the #Titans sack Joe Burrow NINE TIMES and still lose?  |  How do the #49ers keep getting it done and what's next for Aaron Rodgers and the #Packers?  |  Matt Stafford ALMOST and the #Rams almost blew it, but somehow #SOL wouldn't let that happen  |  Plus, the LDP Championship Weekend preview

Running game will be key to the #DallasCowboys playoff run  |  The #Lions are the best 3-13-1 team in #NFL history  |  The more things change... the more #DaBears embarrass themselves  |  Who will be the next #MichiganPanthers coach?  |  #NationalChampionship snoozefest ends on a slightly less boring note.

The #CFBPlayoff has actually made college football worse in many ways. So what the fuck are we doing?  |  #Spartans squeeze out frustrating #PeachBowl victory  |  #NotreDame blows big lead in #FiestaBowl as big bowl record drops to 0-10  |  Lew Nichols shines in ggggreat #SunBowl victory for #Chippewas  |  #DallasCowboys denied a path to #1 seed by questionable calls  |  #Lions clinch No. 2 draft slot after a blowout loss in Seattle  |  Antonio Brown rage-quits the #NFL  |  Did #WashibngtonFootball tip their hand with new team name release date?

#DallasCowboys leave no doubt who is best in the NFC LEast  |  #Lions almost always almost win #OnePride  |  Where will the #MichiganPanthers be playing in 2023? #USFL  |  The weirdest college #BowlSeason ever is about to shift into high gear  |  Can #MichiganState fill the void left by Kenneth Walker III's absence in the #PeachBowl?  |  Will #NotreDame ride Marcus Freeman's wave of positivity to #FiestaBowl glory?

#NFL playoff races are already being affected by COVID-19, but how much is too much?  |  #Lions pull the upset but SOL is still undefeated  |  #DallasCowboys offense needs to get their shit together before playoff run  |  #DaBears remain embarrassing on MNF  |  NBC climbs aboard the #USFL train as the business model takes solid shape  |  College #BowlSeason off to a predictably slow start but early National Signing Day breathes life into winter doldrums 

Even in win over #FootballTeam, # DallasCowboys' offense is unimpressive — so is something wrong with QB Dak Prescott?  |  It's now 65 years and counting as the Detroit Lions are officially eliminated from the playoffs while 20% of the roster was out with the flu, COVID-19, and injuries #OnePride  |  #DaBears are ultimately who we thought they were after flirting with respectability in Green Bay  |  Michigan Panthers and Pittsburgh Maulers lead #USFL in the number of Twitter followers — do we already have a rivalry brewing?  |  We solve the broken #Heisman voting system and have some fun with the Limpy Awards for the best players, coaches, and games of the 2021 college football season  |  Brian Keely takes awkward to a whole new level in Louisiana 

#CFBPlayoff Committee gets bailed out by unfortunate lack of anarchy  |  Playoff expansion should go to 6, but not beyond 8  |  Brian Kelly who? #NotreDame's Q-rating improves dramatically with Marcus Freeman hiring  |  #MichiganSt slightly snubbed, settles for #PeachBowl  |  Kenneth Walker III MAJORLY snubbed by Heisman voters  |  THE #LIONS WON A FUCKING GAME!!!  |  #DallasCowboys take control of NFC East with win over #Saints and can put it away with a win over #FootballTeam

Brian Kelly used Notre Dame as a stepping stone to "greener" pastures (so to speak), just like he used Central Michigan and Cincinnati before them  |  Our Limp Six is the Pepto Bismol for the #CFBPlayoff Committee's nauseating love of Alabama  |  #Michigan stops playing the role of the nail to #OhioState's hammer  |  B1G Coach of the Year, Mel Tucker gets the #Spartans to 10 wins with big bounceback against #PennState  |  #MACtion Minute: Sweet Lew Nichols is the NATION'S leading rusher for 2021! #FIREUPCHIPS  |  #DallasCowboys fall short with too many injuries, penalties  |  Dan Campbell's incompetence becoming a serious concern as #Lions give #DaBears' Matt Nagy another stay of execution  |  Lions fans feel #OnePrice as Matt Stafford and the #LARams actually have a worse record in November

All sorts of bad news for #DaBears prior to Thanksgiving Day game in Detroit  |  #Lions lose another Edmund Fitzgerald Trophy (or Rust Belt?) to #Browns due to some questionable coaching decisions  |  #DallasCowboys offense sputters unexpectedly in Kansas City  |  #USFL News: Michigan gets their Panthers back and it's the best thing to happen to pro football in the state in 30 years!  |  Complete clusterfuck in Columbus kills any hope for a #MichiganState playoff berth  |  #NotreDame's path to the #CFBPlayoff gets complicated  |  Oklahoma State sneaks into our Limp Six rankings for the first time  |  #MACion Minute: Lew Nichols leads the goddamn NATION in rushing! #FireUpChips

There is NO downside for #MichiganState allowing two billionaire boosters to pick up most of the bill to lock in Mel Tucker for another 10 years and $95M  |  Your 2021 #Heisman trophy winner, Kenneth Walker III leads the nation in just about EVERY rushing category, but it probably won't be enough against #OhioState  |  #NotreDame is working their way back into the #CFBPlayoff conversation  |  #Michigan wins the Fraud Bowl over mediocre #PennState  |  #MACtion Minute: Freshman RB Lew Nichols III has #CentralMichigan rolling into Bowl Season  |  #DallasCowboys get back on track against the #Falcons  |  #OnePride UNDEFEATED in the month of November!  |  Both Staffords embarrass themselves on #MNF  |  Justin Fields sticks his foot in his mouth for #DaBears  |  Dust off your Michigan Panthers gear — the #USFL returns Spring 2022!

Our predictions, anticipations, and LIVEreactions to #OnePride's solid pick of Penei Sewell at #7, the #DallasCowboys trading back to #12 to eventually get Micah Parsons, and #DaBears trading away their future to get Justin Fields. 

You know it's a garbage Super Bowl when a fat dude in a pink thong running on the field is among the biggest stories  |  Massive Stafford/Goff trade sets up Lions for years to come (hopefully)  |  Chicago media runs with ridiculous Wentz to Bears trade rumors  |  Cowboys social media team has some 'splaining to do after leaving Dak out of hype video  |  Now Hall of Famer Calvin Johnson and Lions closer to burying the hatchet  |  New segment honoring the Michigan Panthers, the greatest franchise in Michigan sports history

#SuperBowl #NFL #OnePride #DaBears #DallasCowboys

Our NFL division & championship round recaps  |  TOMpa Bay is running an incredible (and nauseating) gauntlet  |   Super Bowl predictions: Chief will roll  |  For better or worse, the Lions flushed their system clean and replaced it with an inexperienced GM, a very experienced but difficult front office advisor, a meathead coach, and eventually a new QB  |  Cowboys have a lot of draft options

#NFLPlayoffs #SuperBowlLV #OnePride #DallasCowboys

National Championship barely noticed in the long shadow of Super Wild Card Weekend  |  Six NFL playoff games in two days didn't suck  |  Predictable Bears reward Pace/Nagy incompetence  |  LDP Divisional Round preview, predictions, and Super Bowl picks  |  Cowboys get Defensive (Coordinator)  |  Lions GM/Coaching search rumors run amuck

NFC LEast race crescendos in predictably ridiculous finale  |  Mediocrity reigns as Bears back into playoffs  |  Lions GM/Coach searches yet another example of their backward approach  |  Notre Dame gets crushed by Bama, but Texas A&M would've been crushed too  |  Clemson's sign-stealing fails as Buckeyes magic tent TD juice fuels Sugar Bowl win  |  Harbaugh trumps up fake NFL market to extort more money out of Michigan

The College Football Playoff is a stupid name for what is really just a Power 5 invitation-only tournament  |  Will Notre Dame finally join a conference for real? Only if there's more money in it  |  5-9 Cowboys are STILL in the playoff hunt???  |  This week's Shit We Couldn't Make Up: Lions special teams coach goes rogue, gets canned

Lamar Jackson 'going for 2' inspires the telling of our own tales of shitting shame  |  CFB Playoff committee is retarded for the Power 5  |  Gruff Sparty is the best thing Michigan State's got right now  |  Are the Lions actually making smart decisions?  | Cowboys wrangle Bengals  |  Epic bad beat can't derail PV's Upset Specials

The B1G helped secure themselves a big CFB Playoff check by changing their arbitrary 6-game rule  |  Ohio St. moves to #4 in LDP Top 6  |  Unshackled Lions take down spiraling Bears  |  Cowboys can't stop the goddamn run

#OnePride #DallasCowboys #NotreDame #MichiganState

PREDICTION: Matt Patricia and Bob Quinn will be fired on Friday after the Lions lose on Thanksgiving Day  |  Cowboys vs. Football Team: a holiday classic matchup preview  |  Ohio State makes their first appearance on LDP Top 6  |  How the #CFBplayoff got it wrong  |  Michigan celebrating a narrow victory over Rutgers is sad and hilarious

#GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride

Fighting Irish rise to #1 in the LDP Top 6  |  Turnovers/penalties killing Michigan State  |  Michigan off to worst start in 53 YEARS!  |  Ready for some MACtion?  |  Lions' fan purgatory is hell  |  NEVER trust a bald man in a visor

#GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride

Notre Dame moves up to #2 in the LDP Top 6 after epic victory over Clemson  |  Shitloads of turnovers are sinking schizophrenic Spartans  |  If it hadn’t started already, HARBAUGH WATCH is in full swing now  |  Cowboys hang with undefeated Steelers  |  Matt Patricia’s incompetence is matched by his arrogance  |  Kyle Allen's gruesome fracture takes this week’s Limpy Award

Mel Tucker's Bad Motherfucker status is reinstated while Jim Harbaugh's status as a total fraud is confirmed  |  PV calls his shot: Notre Dame will beat Clemson by two scores  |  The first LDP Top 6 is revealed!  |  Cowboys season is OV-AH   |  Lions slide back into reality of futility  |  Bears are even dumber than we thought they were

The Cowboys lost their backup QB and more to Football Team  |  The Lions took advantage of ATL doing their best SOL impression  |  The Bears exposed themselves as the frauds they are to a national audience on MNF  |  Our expectations were low for Michigan State, but HOLY FUCK!!!  |  Notre Dame rolls on as Clemson game approaches, minus Trevor Lawrence?

NFC LEast is shit but can the Cowboys take advantage with Andy Dalton at QB?  |  Lions need a complete overhaul but the Fords will NEVER sell so get over it  |  5-1 Bears are total frauds  |  Michigan State enters the Mel "BadMotherFucker" Tucker Era  |  #3 Notre Dame won't look past Pitt even with Clemson looming  |  Football's approach to COVID-19 blatantly favors money over safety
#GoGreen #GoIrish #DallasCowboys #OnePride