Hogs of all colors and sizes are welcome in this BIG GIRLS edition of the Listcast! (Shoutout to OG Big Girl Oshine.) The Guessy Boiz run down the animals on this here earth that weigh the most and weigh the heights of American Commanders in Chief. Presidential penile prognostication inside, folks; send your own POTUS pecker fanfiction to firstname.lastname@example.org. [CW: references to sexual assault]
HEYYY LITTLE BROTHERS: hop into the ring with the Guess Boiz as they wrestle with the most loaded ($$$wise) stars of the WWE and trace the path of places that influencers love most. The Sweens firmly establish themselves #selfie super finishers in this week's A-show LISTCAST.
Little Baby Guessy Boiz chew over which chocolates Americans buy most of all and twist and turn in the spooky waters of M. Night's greatest directorial hits. PS: The "M" stands for "Manoj" #themoreyouknow
The Sweens go dark as they mull over accident deaths in the penis of America (cf. 30 Rock) and where major thefts are going down 'round the country. Hide yr kids, hide yr wife: they're sweenin' everybody out here.
Sween and Sweeney jump into junk food 'round the globe and road nomenclature closer to home as Sweeney and Sweenmaster find comfort in Dubonnet and bourbon in a very special hurricane-dodging edition of LISTCAST.