The Loner Stoner Podcast
By Loner Stoner Podcast
The Loner Stoner Podcast is hosted by Kamren “Loner” Harper and Donaven “Stoner” Kenneth, and we talk about very pressing and eventful topics that ranges from toilet talk to dumb dumbs on social media and the internet. No subject is off limits, unless it is. Unscripted and uncensored, if you get offended, it’s probably just your fault.
The Loner Stoner PodcastFeb 21, 2022
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33 | Liquid Courage w/ Logan "Phoner" King
What's up everyone! Back with another episode of shenanigans and naughty talk with our friend Logan "Phoner" King! To celebrate Kam's 21st birthday, we brought some party gifts to loosen up and have some fun. Disclaimer: the hosts of this podcast are professionals, don't drink if you are underage just because you think its cool cause what's even cooler is abstinence. In this episode, Kam comes out of the closet as AHD (NTBCWHE), how we satisfy the daily male urge both dry and not dry, then we call Logan to get his opinion about using lotion before and after showers, cheap and affordable pizza and much more!
Feb 21, 202201:22:15
32 | Backstreet's Back
Another hiatus and a brand new season premier of the Loner Stoner podcast with yours truly! We start the episode with a comedic gem of a video, then we play a brand new game called Rate that Toilet Pressure! (trademark currently pending), then afterwards we call Logan "Phoner" King's wife Tori, in which we get her opinion on polygamy, Sister Wives, Logan's manly physique and more. Then we ask the question "how far would you go to help your homies?" with a number of sexually suspect scenarios. We end the show with some more videos from Kam's camera roll.
Feb 07, 202201:23:05
31 | Phoner Family Reunion Ft. Logan "Phoner" King, Tori King, and Savannah King
The kings of indefinite hiatuses have returned once more with a double album of an episode with special guests Logan "Phoner" King, his lovely wife Tori King and sister Savannah King. We talk about morally grey would you rathers, highly unusual guilty pleasures, astrology signs and a whole lot more! I'm gonna be real with you and say that midway through the podcast the crew got really tipsy and started going off. Like the hosts were barely keeping themselves together.
Nov 01, 202102:34:17
30 | Bargain Bin Powers & Sexual Pioneering
In this episode, we talk about gender reveal disasters, Kam's quirky coworker, sexual identity confusion, surviving on an island, the Taco Bell Tally of Disappointment, getting unremarkable super powers and more!
Aug 02, 202101:40:24
29 | The Ass Wax
We have another discord podcast for y'all! Unfortunately, it seems that the audio quality from Kamren's end warped and stuttered throughout the duration of the podcast. We apologize for this error as we were not aware of the issue while we were recording the episode. However, we one of our newest out there bits: Kam's ass wax! We also talk about the Posture Attack Squadron, Avengers movies, convertible airplanes, Taco Bell and more!
Jul 19, 202101:21:30
28 | Together Seperately
Welcome back to the Loner Stoner Studios! Keyword studios as both Kam and Donaven do a Discord podcast for this episode. The boys talk about the struggle of dealing with crappy computers, Drake Bell’s downfall, hot houses, Taco Bell, Donaven’s first dab experience and more!
Jul 12, 202101:26:41
27 | Independence Boys
Welcome to this week's episode of the podcast! This is a pretty chill episode, as we talk about people writing both mundane and insane Ring posts, people who wear headphones on the street, then we watch an L.A. Beast video (unfortunately some of the audio had cut out while we were recording), then we talk about forgettable high school years, video games and VR, then end the show by talking about ungrateful physically disabled people. P.S: We do not own any of the musical works used in the podcast, All rights belong to their respective creators.
Jul 05, 202101:34:08
26 | Sober Stoner Ft. Logan "Phoner" King
Welcome back to the Loner Stoner Podcast! It's season 2! To kick off the new season, Kamren discusses choosing to remain sober both on the show and off and choosing exercise as a new pasttime. Kamren and Donaven then discuss the CEO of Chik-Fil-A, who appears to be a raging homophobe. After some other discussion, we call in our honorary member Logan "Phoner" King all the way from Virginia to talk about his wedding, driving an hour and a half for Raising Canes chicken, toasts, reminiscing about our childhood memories and poop incidents. P.S.: we don’t own any of the songs used, rights belong to their respective creators.
Jun 28, 202101:51:59
25 | Weed Demons Ft. Zene "The Lightweight" Gardea
We have once again returned from the depths of the beyond! In this podcast, we are once again joined by our good friend Zene Gardea to discuss topics such as BDSM, cannabis induced anxiety and panic, and getting someone high for the first time. We then call in Logan "Phoner" King to ask whether Donaven or Kamren is more "marriage material". Then we talk about Kamren getting into his first automobile accident, the evolution of pornographic content and more!
Mar 22, 202101:05:50
Weed Demons Ft. Zene “The Lightweight” Gardea (AFTERPARTY)
As we return with another Afterparty episode, we talk about Zene’s first time smoking flower, past friendships and random bits of hodgepodge discussion.
Mar 22, 202126:22
The Legend of Captain Sayonara (AFTERPARTY)
Hi there folks, and welcome to the After Party! In this bonus segment, we talk a little bit about vaping dry herb cannabis, give an honest review of the Zeus Arc GT vaporizer, Donaven’s explosive Utillian 5 experience, and Kamren’s preference to using portable vaporizers versus bongs or glass products.
Feb 03, 202115:27
24 | The Legend of Captain Sayonara
Welcome back to the Loner Stoner Podcast y'all! In this episode, Kamren discusses the idea of a death metal influenced superhero, while Donaven speculates that this concept has already been expressed before. As well, Donaven and Kamren discuss work related troubles such as people not wearing masks, complaining about how we bag their groceries, and as the title implies, introducing Captain Sayonara! As well, we finally put the whole "Acid trip religion formation" theory to rest as Kamren proves how God really does exist... or does he?
Feb 03, 202101:13:46
23 | A Dab'll Do Ya...
Welcome back to the podcast! It's just the Loner and the Stoner for this episode, and it's pretty chill and relaxed for the most part. We talk about Kamren's unintentional T-Break for the last couple weeks, "Shatter" and it's negative sounding name, work topics and more!
Jan 19, 202152:18
A Dab’ll Do Ya... (AFTERPARTY)
First AFTERPARTY bonus episode! We smoked some Blue Cookies and had some Runtz from the vape pen. We were about to take a dab before heading out, but we didn’t want there to be so much dead air.
Jan 19, 202116:59
22 | Sin City Send Off Ft. Logan "Phoner" King
Welcome back to the podcast everyone! With college, jobs and personal matter far too sensitive to discuss on the show, we have once again returned from our hiatus. However, our best friend Logan is moving out Nevada to live with his future wife and begin to set up the rest of his life. We discuss this along with a number of other things like speeding, Axe body spray, Instagram differences and much more!
Jan 02, 202101:36:17
21 | Blunt Force Trauma Ft. Logan "Phoner" King
Welcome back to the podcast! Apologies for the lack of a consistent uploading schedule. School, work and other life responsibilities have made it difficult to manage this podcast, but here we are folks! We discuss weed overdoses, beating the system by collectively speeding on the freeway, the multiple stages of the Mumbler edible cookie and we finish things off by eating the Paqui Carolina reaper one chip challenge: a gift to you for our neglect of this channel. Stay safe and stay tuned for more everyone!
Oct 31, 202001:26:58
20 | Jerks & Clerks Ft. Redacted
Welcome back to the podcast! Again! We’ve been busy working around school and our jobs, so apologies for the hiatus. However, we’re back and more offensive than ever! We ran into someone robbing our house and made an ultimatum with them to keep their identity secret if they sat down and did a podcast with us. We talked about sex positions and what they may mean to us men, Xbox and more video game related content. A little later on, we ponder the question: how far are you willing to go to get the top bunk of a bunk bed? We then watch a creepy video from REDACTED and play a fun new game. Finally we talk about school zones being active during quarantine.
Sep 14, 202001:25:26
19 | Video Games & Honesty Ft. Logan "Phoner" King
Yep, we have a new episode of the Loner Stoner Podcast and you didn't have to wait an entire month for it! For the first part of the episode, we talk about new video games coming out and older games we used to play from our childhood. Towards the middle of the podcast, Kamren discusses a particular conversation he had with someone, and how it may display a certain lack of awareness. WARNING: the podcast takes a really personal turn towards the last 20 minutes of the podcast, in which Kamren talks about his struggle with differentiating realism and pessimism, the weakening feeling of optimism, and viewing situations based on how they may end versus how it progresses.
Jul 27, 202001:30:20
18 | Double Trouble Ft. Logan "Phoner" King & "Virginia"
Its been a hot minute, but we are still kicking amid these very apocalyptic times! In this episode, Kamren, Donaven and Logan gather to discuss a variety of topics. As well, we have a special guest appearance of Logan's girlfriend, "Virginia". Side note: when scheduling the episode’s release date, I was unaware of the extreme volume at which we were projecting our voices. We apologize for the audio quality for this episode, as you were.
Jul 20, 202001:00:24
16 | Astigmatism Ft. Logan "Phoner" King
Hello and welcome back to The Loner Stoner Podcast! This week we are glad to sit down and chat with honorary LSP member Logan "Phoner" King while also trying to hold it together while both Donaven and Kamren may or may not be ripped during the recording of this episode. Topics discussed include shocking revelations from both Kamren and Logan regarding Avenger's Endgame, the big "what do we do if this podcast takes off" question concerning Kamren and Donaven and video game hodgepodge.
May 25, 202001:16:43
15 | Crossing Streams Ft. Phoner (?) & Boner
Welcome back to the Loner Stoner Podcast everyone! In this week's special episode, we are joined with not only Logan King (Phoner/Coroner/Soaker) but also Jason Nonnemacher (Boner)! We talk a little about Corona Virus affecting New York, running track and field, and graduation with regards to Jason. As well, we have fun with the new equipment that is at our disposal, such as the ambiance sound effects. Kamren also has a heated moment regarding "Rotten Tangerine" and affairs involving that. Is Kamren a poor interviewer? Will Donaven get hammered? Does Logan know his ABCs backwards? Can Jason run a sub 4 minute mile? Find out in this new episode!
May 18, 202001:21:48
14 | Damp and Dirty Ft. Tyler No Name
We have a special guest for this episode: Tyler (Last name redacted)! We talk about band stories, Tyler’s homosexual desires and more in this installment do the Loner Stoner Podcast!
May 03, 202001:23:10
13 | 4/20/20
Happy April 20th everyone! (420) In this episode, Kamren goes off on a guest that was supposed to make an appearance, discusses the mysterious unsolved case of another lover and gets his take from Donaven, and much more! Will Kamren’s friendship with Rosemary decline? Will Donaven overdose on weed? Will there be closure? Find out on this special episode!
Apr 21, 202059:55
12 | Role Reversal Ft. Boner
In this week’s episode of the Loner Stoner Podcast, we are joined by one of our dearest friends Jason “Boner” Nonnenmacher! We talk fitness, weed, overdoses and other madness. In the later half, Kamren interviews a crossed Donaven to get his views on having fingers up bums, how you’d die and much more!
Mar 30, 202003:00:08
11 | Bj’s and Corona Ft. Soaker
In this week’s installment of the LSP, the gang is faced with the ever growing COVID-19 scare and the ever declining stock of toilet paper and bottled water. As well, Kamren goes into detail about sexual/emotional infidelity and asks for Donaven and Logan’s feelings about that. Who was patient zero for COVID-19? Gingers? People with freckles? Both? Find out in this week’s episode!
Mar 17, 202001:49:10
10 | The French Connection Ft. Soaker
The leg shaking Soaker returns in this week’s episode of the LSP!
Mar 02, 202001:44:57
9 | The Jojo Catastrophe
In this week’s episode of the LSP, Donaven goes all out and has more edibles than he’s ever had in his life. We also discuss Donaven’s perfect girlfriend, farting in relationships and the regret porn leaves behind.
Feb 23, 202001:28:16
8 | Fruity Pebbles, Jack and Russian Winters Ft. Soaker
The gang goes off the walls as Kamren, Donaven and Logan (the Soaker) get raw and turbulent in this installment of the Loner Stoner Podcast.
Feb 17, 202001:33:49
7 | CPS Took My Son
In this week’s episode, the boys talk about the stupidity of dating apps, Kamren’s questionable sense of humor and why ginger’s ruin society. Are ginger’s a race? Will Donaven overdose on marijuana? This podcast hopes to answer these questions.
Jan 26, 202001:38:10
6 | Big Daddy Ft. Tanner Richardson
In this week’s episode, we are joined by our best friend Tanner to discuss the porn industry, relationship stories, band memories and more.
Jan 19, 202002:43:08
5 | Purple Smoke Ft. Purp
In this episode, we are joined with our Stoner buddy Purp to discuss weed highs and lows, scandalous sexual adventures and Kamren’s ex girlfriend again.
Jan 12, 202001:49:12
4 | Mint and Giggles Ft. Logan King and Zene Gardea
In this episode, Logan and Zene join us to play Never Have I Ever and talk about life’s most important subjects whilst being high, except for Logan. Logan is a good boy and doesn’t partake in weed.
Jan 04, 202059:46