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Longbangers

By Longbangers
Hibernian Football Club and Scottish football podcast. For Hibs fans, by Hibs fans. Not your average Hibs podcast.
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Bangers Ep 3: Mighty Morphin' Power Wangers
Bangers Ep 3: Mighty Morphin' Power Wangers - Subtitles, Donor Cards, Tony Hart and more make up this week's episode!
30:32
December 5, 2020
Shortbangers 16
The Longbangers are back to answer your questions, some Hibs-related, some, well.. not. Potentially the best 20 minutes you'll spend listening to a Hibs based podcast today (unless you listen to one of the others).
27:35
December 3, 2020
Longbangers 75: Nordic Socks
Longbangers 75: Nordic Socks Dundee game (sort of) Leeann Dempster Celtc game moved Motherwell memories. and preview AND MORE
38:18
December 2, 2020
Bangers Ep 2: Ginger Spice to the Rescue
Welcome to Episode 2 of Bangers, where the Longbangers chat about life in general.  This week: Covid, Spice Girls, and destroying toilets. 
27:36
November 29, 2020
Shortbangers 15
More fun and games with the Longbangers crew taking your questions! 
30:48
November 27, 2020
Longbangers 74: David Luiz's Medal Haul
Longbangers 74: David Luiz's Medal Haul All the talking points from Hibs' 2-2 draw with Celtic.
1:14:32
November 23, 2020
Shortbangers 14
Matty, Brian and John take on your questions and somehow end up supplying the whole stadium with class A's. Standard.
27:13
November 19, 2020
Longbangers 73: Scott Chegg
Longbangers 73: Scott Chegg - Dundee win reviewed - Jamie Gullan - Comfortable win? - Hibs' style of play - Drey Wright - Hallberg's hair - Easter Rd fox vs Coonster's Dog AND MORE
56:27
November 16, 2020
Shortbangers 13
More nonsense from Matty,  John and Brian as we take on your questions again! 
25:41
November 12, 2020
Bangers- Pilot Episode
Pilot episode of our non-football. It’s a bit rough seeing the edges and we’ll improve it as we go. Let us know what you think please!
47:58
November 8, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 12
Longbangers: Shortbangers 12 - 20 very odd minutes of sweary Hibs nonsense. 
24:21
November 5, 2020
Longbangers 72: Greetin' Faced Scrotum
Longbangers 72: Greetin' Faced Scrotum: Matty has a rant; Derby review; Super Kevin Nisbet; Jack Ross in big games; Derby mentality; Aberdeen preview; and more!
1:18:11
November 3, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 11
Longbangers: Shortbangers 11 20-odd (very odd) minutes of your life that you’ll never get back as we answer your questions. With @twelfthmanxii
29:13
October 30, 2020
Longbangers: Episode 71 Pavarotti’s Radge Wife
Longbangers: Episode 71 Pavarotti’s Radge Wife ✅Killie Review ✅Ross beats Lennon ✅Newell raises the bar ✅Massive semi preview ✅Skol Cup Memories
55:11
October 28, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 10
Longbangers: Shortbangers 10 Your questions answered in 20 minutes of loosely @hibernianfc related content! With @twelfthmanxii
26:38
October 22, 2020
Longbangers Ep:70 Angelos Epithemiou
Longbangers Ep:70 Angelos Epithemiou ✅ Ross Co review ✅ stay on your feet or go down? ✅ should we be beating Ross County? ✅ Strongest 11 ✅ your best derbies
1:04:20
October 20, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 9
Another 20(ish) minutes of loosely Hibs related content, in association with @TwelfthManXII
27:33
October 15, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 8
Longbangers: Shortbangers 8 20 minutes of quickfire Q&A, very loosely @hibernianfc related with @TwelfthManXII
25:57
October 8, 2020
Longbangers Ep:69 Top and tail
Longbangers Ep:69 Top and tail ✅ transfer window review ✅3 year plan? ✅ our best 11 ✅Hamilton review ✅Betfred preview
1:07:58
October 7, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 7
We answer more of your questions and give some live reaction to Hibs’ game v Hamilton in the process.
23:14
October 2, 2020
Longbangers Ep 68: The Good, The Bad, and the Fulton
Longbangers Ep 68: The Good, The Bad, and the Fulton ✅ Celtic review ✅ Money talks? ✅Dougie Tripod ✅ Hamilton preview AND MORE
51:48
September 29, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 6
Longbangers: Shortbangers 6 ✅ best player ✅ fish slap ✅ advertising boards ✅ upset zombies ✅cartoon shagging and more!
24:53
September 24, 2020
Longbangers Ep 67: Brute...For Men
Longbangers Ep 67: Brute...For Men ✅Dnipro Kids: 15 amazing years ✅Steven Gerrard’s petted lip ✅ Hibs on the front foot ✅Perfect Porteous ✅Magic Marciano ✅Super Stevenson:15 amazing years AND MORE
1:02:28
September 22, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 5
All your questions answered by a couple of idiots.
23:55
September 17, 2020
Longbangers episode 66: Send Nudes
Longbangers episode 66: Send Nudes ✅Covid goalies ✅Newell masterclass ✅Murphy influence ✅Your topics discussed ✅Rangers preview and more!
1:05:14
September 15, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 4
Longbangers: Shortbangers 4 ✅ track and trace midfielders ✅ who gets covid? ✅ sell, bench, fight ✅ new rules ✅ what’s more welcome? And more!
22:57
September 10, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 3
Longbangers: Shortbangers 3 We answer your questions in a quick fire 20 minute episode for @TwelfthmanXII
22:46
September 3, 2020
Longbangers Episode 65: Mick Hucknall’s Testicle
Longbangers Episode 65: Mick Hucknall’s Testicle ✅Aberdeen defeat ✅Horgan exit ✅Murphy arrival ✅ Reaction to the reaction
52:35
September 1, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 2
Longbangers: Shortbangers 2 Phone or paper on pot? Half time snacks, who’s got the biggest banger and more quick fire nonsense! With @twelfthmanXII
23:50
August 29, 2020
Longbangers 64: Special Fish with Graeme Mathie
Longbangers 64: Special Fish with Graeme Mathie We’re joined by Hibernian’s Sporting Director to discuss ✅ recruitment ✅ manager changes ✅ not binning the academy and much more!
1:04:46
August 25, 2020
Longbangers: Shortbangers 1
Longbangers: Shortbangers 1 20 minutes of quick fire Hibs chat and nonsense, made in partnership with @twelfthmanXII
23:51
August 22, 2020
Longbangers Episode 63: Scavenger Hunt
Longbangers Episode 63: Scavenger Hunt ✅Motherwell review ✅McCrory saga ✅St Johnstone preview ✅Ron Gordon beef ✅Hibs tat AND MORE
1:16:04
August 18, 2020
Longbangers Ep 62: Blowjob Tutorial
Longbangers Ep 62: Blowjob Tutorial ✅Live and United wins ✅Dougie Tripod ✅The Gogic effect ✅John’s banana ✅Motherwell preview
58:12
August 13, 2020
Longbangers ep 61: Kieran Power (and Pat Scranton)
Longbangers ep 61: Kieran Power (and Pat Scranton) We chat with @hibernianFC director Kieran Power about all things Hibs. (Some sporadic sound issues with volume)
1:07:01
August 6, 2020
Longbangers Ep 60 Long John Banger
Longbangers Ep 60 Long John Banger ✅ Hibs TV ✅Killie review ✅@martinboyle9 ✅New signings ✅Livi preview ✅Name the shit
1:16:29
August 5, 2020
What we miss about Hibs (trailer)
We discuss what we’ve missed about Hibs as a trailer for @TwelfthmanXII
06:21
July 31, 2020
Longbangers Ep 59: Dougie Tripod
Longbangers Ep 59: Dougie Tripod ✅Arbitr-yay-tion✅Hibs are back!✅Friendly Stand outs ✅Defence done?✅Killie preview
56:19
July 28, 2020
Longbangers Ep 58: Turbohun and the Staircase to Nowhere
Longbangers Ep 58: Turbohun and the Staircase to Nowhere ✅New signings ✅Unjustified bad press ✅What do we still need? ✅Letters from Jambos
1:14:50
July 16, 2020
Longbangers Episode 57: £100k and a hand job.
Longbangers Episode 57: £100k and a hand job. ✅ Pre-season resumes ✅ Where do we strengthen? ✅ Kamberi? ✅ Arbitration and an open letter to warm your heart
1:12:47
July 7, 2020
Longbangers Episode 56: Sweaty Men in Pants
Longbangers Episode 56: Sweaty Men in Pants ✅ cost cutting at @hibernianfc ✅ Academy on hold ✅Jim Aidie from @hfcsupporters ✅ Lower league legals
1:15:01
June 19, 2020
Longbangers Episode 54: South Korean Sex Dolls
Longbangers Episode 54: South Korean Sex Dolls ✅🏆 anniversary ✅ Season finish ✅ Hearts down ✅ Q&A
1:07:03
May 21, 2020
Longbangers Episode 53: Henry Hoover
Longbangers Episode 53: Henry Hoover ✅ Lockdown ✅Q&A ✅ Things you've done ✅ New music
1:12:49
April 28, 2020
Longbangers Episode 52: A Protracted Farce
Longbangers Episode 52: A Protracted Farce ✅ SPFL vote ✅ Relegate Hearts? ✅ Kamberi return? ✅ Weird food
55:11
April 10, 2020
Longbangers Ep: 51 Scottish Cup Special
Longbangers Ep: 51 Scottish Cup Special We relive the most memorable and momentous game in our history
1:28:28
March 20, 2020
While the Chief: Marvin Bartley
First episode of While the Chief is Ann extended interview with Hibs legend and Livingston star, Marvin Bartley
1:56:47
March 18, 2020
Longbangers Episode 50: I Ate Corpse Soup
Longbangers Episode 50: I Ate Corpse Soup ✅ Aberdeen defeat ✅ Defensive woes ✅ Race for Top 6 ✅ Season Tickets ✅50s throwback
54:35
March 10, 2020
Longbangers Episode 49: Aw FFS Hibs!
Longbangers Episode 49: Aw FFS Hibs! 😫 derby reaction 😫 McNulty 😫 Allan 😫 fans' reaction 😫 your hot topics
1:08:34
March 4, 2020
Longbangers Episode 48 Pedestrian Traffic Lights -AGM Special
Longbangers Episode 48 Pedestrian Traffic Lights -AGM Special ✅ Hibs AGM ✅ Big screen shenanigans ✅ Ron's vision for Hibs ✅derby dillema and MORE
1:25:55
February 27, 2020
Longbangers Episode 47: I'm Only Human, Harry
Longbangers Episode 47: I'm Only Human, Harry ✅ Killie win ✅ loans? ✅ Livi preview ✅ quick fire questions ✅ AND BRIAN HOSTS!
1:11:55
February 19, 2020
Longbangers 46: Then he Walked in...Pished
Longbangers 46: Then he Walked in...Pished ✅Ross County victory ✅352 ✅ Plastic Pitches ✅Ha-Ha-Hearts
1:05:48
February 14, 2020
Longbangers Episode 45: Chunky Teen Redheads
Longbangers Episode 45: Chunky Teen Redheads ✅Hibs v St Mirren (sort of) ✅ Kambfury ✅Stewart v Traynor ✅Zombie Apocalypse ✅AGM ✅Jihadis and more!
1:06:41
February 4, 2020
Longbangers Episode 44: Stendel's Gagging Reflex
Longbangers Episode 44: Stendel's Gagging Reflex ✅ Cup win ✅ Transfers ✅ Doidge ✅ Hearts for top 6 😂
1:06:45
January 30, 2020
Longbangers Episode 43: Revenge of the Pricks
Longbangers Episode 43: Revenge of the Pricks ✅ Hamilton victory ✅ Transfer talk ✅@footkitcon ✅ your nightmare neighbors
1:07:10
January 24, 2020
Longbangers Episode 42 I Can't Believe It's Not Berra
Longbangers Episode 42 I Can't Believe It's Not Berra Oli Shaw, Leigh Griffiths, Young Guns, Scottish Cup, Better than Berra
49:48
January 14, 2020
Longbangers Episode 41: I Want Exciting Foreign Men
Longbangers Episode 41: I Want Exciting Foreign Men
51:03
January 7, 2020
Longbangers Episode 40 Couldnae ****in' Get to Sleep
Episode 40 - Couldnae ****in get to sleep. ✅ Derby review ✅ Jambo woes ✅ Livi preview ✅ Ask Stendel Anything ✅ Stevie Wonder ✅ Cracker jokes
54:09
December 27, 2019
Longbangers Episode 39: Sit Down if you Hate the Hearts
Longbangers Episode 39: Sit Down if you Hate the Hearts Rangers Review, Hearts preview, Alba, Toilet dilemmas
1:17:57
December 24, 2019
Longbangers 38: An Otter's Pocket
Longbangers 38: An Otter's Pocket Celtic Review, Doidge, Hibs Ladies, Transfer news, Rangers preview
51:50
December 16, 2019
Longbangers Scottish Football 5
Longbangers Scottish Football 5 Premiership Review, Lower League Round-up
1:01:56
December 15, 2019
Longbangers Episode 36: Slinky Little Number
Longbangers Episode 36: Slinky Little Number Aberdeen review, Celtic preview, caption competition, Sauzee
1:11:23
December 11, 2019
Changing Room 8
Changing Room 8 We continue the mental health discussion with Lewis Fraser
1:00:37
December 5, 2019
Longbangers 34: The Turtle's Heid
Longbangers 34: The Turtle's Heid Killie review, talking points, alba and more
49:37
December 3, 2019
Scottish Football 4 by Longbangers
Scottish Football 4 by Longbangers. Premiership round up. Morelos v Edouard. Cup final preview. Dundee woes. Airdrie on fire. And more!
1:01:05
December 1, 2019
Longbangers Changing Room 7
Longbangers Changing Room 7. We continue our mental health discussion, joined tonight but Graham, who shared his experiences of anxiety and depression.
1:01:49
November 28, 2019
Longbangers Episode 31: London McDonald's Gangsters
Longbangers Episode 31: London McDonald's Gangsters. We review the wins against Motherwell & St Mirren, look ahead to Killie, and have some #alba nonsense
1:10:44
November 27, 2019
Scottish Football 3 by Longbangers
Scottish Football 3 by Longbangers Scottish Cup round up. SPFL review. Aberdeen investment. Who will be best of the rest?
52:09
November 24, 2019
Longbangers Episode 29: a half inch from glory
Longbangers Episode 29: a half inch from glory. We discuss Jack Ross, Adam Bogdan, Efe Ambrose, disasters and ALBA
1:10:05
November 19, 2019
Scottish Football by Longbangers 2
Scottish Football by Longbangers 2 Scotland, Hearts, Premiership relegation battle, Dundee Utd, Falkirk, Edinburgh City and Cove Rangers
48:52
November 17, 2019
Longbangers Changing Room 6
Longbangers Changing Room 6 We're joined by hypnotherapist George Lewis to continue our mental health discussion
49:57
November 14, 2019
Longbangers Episode 26: Chelsea Pensioners
Longbangers Episode 26: Chelsea Pensioners. Doidge, Kamberi, Naismith, Did we mention we won? Alba
50:21
November 11, 2019
Scottish Football by Longbangers
Scottish Football by Longbangers. Premiership review, Dundee Derby, Falkirk Failure, Patrick v Morton, Adventures of Dick Campbell
59:06
November 10, 2019
Longbangers The Changing Room 5
Longbangers The Changing Room 5. We continue our mental health discussion and are joined by Mark Cochrane.
59:40
November 8, 2019
Longbangers Episode 23: Hexit means Hexit
Longbangers Episode 23: Hexit means Hexit. Hecky leaves, who's next, semi trouble, saints preview
1:01:26
November 4, 2019
Longbangers: The Changing Room 4
Longbangers: The Changing Room 4 We're joined by Josh McLeish who have a fascinating insight into dealing with mental health issues in your 20's
47:19
November 1, 2019
Longbangers Episode 21: Harry Potter Gets His Jotters
Longbangers Episode 21: Harry Potter Gets His Jotters. Livingston review, Return of the Squirrel, Hecky In?, Semi excitement
47:52
November 1, 2019
Longbangers Episode 20: Mr Ed's Sick Bed
Longbangers Episode 20: Mr Ed's Sick Bed Ross County Review, Hexit, Whit's Gaun' On wi' Ron, Le God memories, #alba
1:03:09
October 28, 2019
Longbangers Episode 19: Changing Room 3
Longbangers Episode 19: Changing Room 3. We continue our discussion on mental health with guest John Wallace
53:43
October 25, 2019
Longbangers Episode 18: Weird Alan's Halloween Cake
Longbangers Episode 18: Weird Alan's Halloween Cake. Hamilton draw, Newall's best game, Hecky out, #alba
51:14
October 21, 2019
Longbangers Episode 17: Changing Room 2
Longbangers Episode 17: Changing Room 2. We're continuing the discussion on mental health, joined this week by Brian, John, and MurrayMinter75
1:02:48
October 17, 2019
Longbangers Episode 16 T-Rex versus Lions
Longbangers Episode 16 T-Rex versus Lions. We preview Hamilton away, ask Brian anything, and laugh a lot
1:03:03
October 16, 2019
Longbangers Episode 15: The Changing Room
Longbangers Episode 15: The Changing Room. We dedicate an episode to promote The Changing Room initiative
1:16:21
October 10, 2019
Longbangers Episode 14. Susan Boyle's Big Spoon
Longbangers Episode 14. Susan Boyle's Big Spoon. We review the draw with Aberdeen, Ask Matty Anything, and pick our final midfielder for our select team. Apologies for some sound issues with this one.
53:35
October 7, 2019
Longbangers Episode 13: A Proper Bag-Off
Longbangers Episode 13: A Proper Bag-Off. We review the draw with Celtic, ask what this means for Hecky, add a midfielder to our select team, and ask what does Derek McInnes have on his face?
1:00:55
October 1, 2019
Longbangers Episode 12: Vorsprung Durch Technik
Longbangers Episode 12: Vorsprung Durch Technik We review the derby defeat, look briefly at Killie in the cup, and rant about Hecky
49:49
September 22, 2019
Longbangers Episode 11: Tesco Value Tam Cowan
Longbangers Episode 11: Tesco Value Tam Cowan. E discuss the Kilmarnock loss, ask ‘Is Hecky’s time to’ , play ‘ would you rather’ and look ahead to the P45 derby
1:20:53
September 17, 2019
Longbangers Episode 10: Sandi Toksvig Models Scarves
Longbangers Episode 10: Sandi Toksvig Models Scarves. How to fix Hibs. Champions League music at Easter Road. Kilmarnock preview. No Scotland misery.
58:46
September 10, 2019
Longbangers Episode 9 : Heath Ledger Sings Maggie May
Longbangers Episode 9 : Heath Ledger Sings Maggie May. It’s transfer deadline day, we look at who we could bring in, discuss Heckinbottom and our miserable Motherwell muck-up.
52:41
September 2, 2019
Longbangers episode 8.5 bonus: Bon Jovi’s Bum Yelp
Longbangers Episode 8.5. All the bits we missed from Episode 8!
42:39
August 30, 2019
Longbangers Episode 8: Strap-on Nose Tap
Longbangers Episode 8: Strap-on Nose Tap. Hibs v St Johnstone draw, Desert Island Pricks, Hecky- stick or twist, and more!
1:15:12
August 27, 2019
Longbangers Episode 7 Tommy Wright’s Christmas Present
Hibernian podcast Longbangers Episode 7 We review Hibs’ win over Morton, look at the development side’s win at Tranent, discuss some other stuff and put some Jambos in hazardous situations.
1:00:05
August 20, 2019
Episode 6 Budgie Smugglers
We pick the bones from Hibs defeat to Rangers defeat, pick our right back from the post 2010 players, discuss celebrity encounters and tell some awful jokes. Not your average Hibs podcast!
1:03:46
August 13, 2019
Episode 5 St Mirren review, Ibrox memories, best eleven since 2010, Rangers preview, Middleton loan
Not your average Hibs podcast. We look back at Hibernian’s win against St Mirren, share some Ibrox memories, discuss the best post 2010 Hibs keeper and preview this weekend’s game against Rangers.
1:09:31
August 6, 2019
Episode 4 Football Manager, Season Predictions & Snack of the Week
We’re joined by Hibs Football Manager Researcher Lee McLennan, and we discuss #hibs games against Elgin and Newcastle United, Boyle’s injury, the season ahead and, of course, Football Manager.
1:03:33
August 1, 2019
Arbroath, Elgin and Football Manager
I’m joined by Brian for this week’s episode where we review the win over Arbroath, talk about signings and tactics and look ahead to the Elgin match.
51:13
July 25, 2019