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The Long Shot Podcast

The Long Shot Podcast

By The Long Shot Podcast

Each week, comedians Sean Conroy and Amber Kenny discuss their struggles and general terror of everyday life... it's a comedy podcast.
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Episode #624: The Todd Glass v. The Long Shot Episode featuring Todd Glass

The Long Shot PodcastApr 03, 2013

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#19.23: The End of The Beginning of The End

#19.23: The End of The Beginning of The End

Everything's funny in the long shot.

Jan 17, 202410:02
#19.22: Happy New Year 2024!

#19.22: Happy New Year 2024!

Sean LOLs at a guy who lolls. Happy New Year!


Music: "Denny's Parma" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jan 03, 202410:18
#19.21: Brando Really Blew Up At The End!

#19.21: Brando Really Blew Up At The End!

Amber, Eddie, Jamie, Sean, and special guest Morgan Murphy perform live at the late, lamented Improv Lab- back when live shows were still gonna be a regular thing. A flashback to over ten years ago.

Music: "Dry Cleaner" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Dec 27, 202301:43:12
#19.20: The Lakers, Burritos, and Squash: Chuckie's Christmas Revisited
Dec 20, 202301:32:18
#19.19: Time In A Bottle: Mailbag 2012

#19.19: Time In A Bottle: Mailbag 2012

In a very special Mailbag episode from November 2012, Loshopo listeners from all over the world weigh in on their favorite and very, very least cast members, and the show ends with its usual warmth (seriously).

Dec 13, 202301:23:19
#19.18: LoShoPoDucken

#19.18: LoShoPoDucken

Amber and Sean are away for the month of December, so please enjoy this episode inside an episode inside an episode. It's a good one. Trust.


#11.44: We look back at the very first holiday special and live show from The Long Shot Podcast, Season 2 Episode 14 "Gifts with Paul F. Tompkins."

Dec 06, 202301:18:20
#19.17: It's Cameron Diaz, not Charlize Theron, Dummy

#19.17: It's Cameron Diaz, not Charlize Theron, Dummy

Sean deals with a delinquent bill, and the Walmart parking lot (yikes). Amber hits the day-spa for an upgrade, and an upgrade upgrade. Also, if only "What Happened in Vegas" had stayed in Vegas.

Music: "Stairway" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Nov 29, 202301:31:37
#19.16: Amber Won An Emmy!

#19.16: Amber Won An Emmy!

Amber and Sean recorded an episode, but Sean forgot to hit record. Like a dummy! So this is them doing the quick highlights of the lost episode. It was an important episode, too, because by the end they were running for co-president of the United States.

Music: "Eat Around The Pudding" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Nov 22, 202311:42
#19.15: A Self-Aggrandizing Pat On the Back

#19.15: A Self-Aggrandizing Pat On the Back

Amber goes to The Grove,  Sean hits a parked car, and a special appearance by Scooch of Go, Dog, Go!

Music: "Planned Obsolescence" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Nov 15, 202301:14:19
#19.14: Rom-Coms and Sadness: Don't Give Up Hope

#19.14: Rom-Coms and Sadness: Don't Give Up Hope

Sean and Amber ruminate on sadness, and the delight to be found in meet-cutes between Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl. Plus, the letter formerly known as X.


Music: "Flock Hard, Lockhart" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Nov 08, 202301:05:11
#19.13: It's Episode 13.42, again! The Good Disc Episode

#19.13: It's Episode 13.42, again! The Good Disc Episode

WIth Sean's short film coming closer and closer to being released upon the world, we thought it would be a good week to take a look back at the short film that started it all, along with a bunch of other stuff.


Music: Sean Conroy on ukelele

"So Long, The Scrubber" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Nov 01, 202301:56:24
#19.12: Fu@k the Patriarchy

#19.12: Fu@k the Patriarchy

Amber wears a flower crown at a hobbit-hole sprinkle. Sean encourages the pornographic proclivities of a local car guy. Plus, whistling!

Music: "Coming Too" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Oct 25, 202301:02:15
#19.11: A Truce In Palm Springs

#19.11: A Truce In Palm Springs

Sean begins his journey to influencership. Amber can't believe how far she has to go to get a welcome drink.

Music: "Babe, I'm Gonna Cry All Over You" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Oct 18, 202301:08:34
#19.10: How To Get Good Theater Seats

#19.10: How To Get Good Theater Seats

Amber goes to a Korean spa. Sean goes to a Hungarian spa. Sean gets fired, Amber doesn't, and nobody gets punched in the face.


Music: "The Shipping, The Sharks, And the Shoes" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Oct 11, 202356:46
#19.09: It's Episode 13.24, again! The Theme Parks Episode

#19.09: It's Episode 13.24, again! The Theme Parks Episode

Amber and Sean are taking a week to recharge, so please enjoy this throwback to a simpler, more complicated time, when Joe and Jamie ruled the waves, and theme parks covered the land.

Oct 04, 202301:16:39
#19.08: You're Not Close Enough

#19.08: You're Not Close Enough

Amber and Sean explore food trucks, Shrek 2, and the end of Playboy Magazine. Plus, Sean's film is ready for its close-up.

Music: "Fingers" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sep 27, 202301:08:06
#19.07: Punched In The Face For The 9000th Time

#19.07: Punched In The Face For The 9000th Time

Amber and Sean talk about the autumnulty of Hercule Poirot, the deliciousness and possible illicit mushrominess of Chill the F Out, and the unacceptable (or imagined) preachiness of everybody else's favorite blockbuster.

Music: "Lots and Lots and Lots of Money" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sep 20, 202301:09:54
#19.06: The Incoherence of Everything is So Bizarre

#19.06: The Incoherence of Everything is So Bizarre

Listener Youtube comments lead Sean and AMber down a rabbit hole of fun, less serious movies, the fraud of cooties vaccinations, and how 7000 miles is 39,000 steps.

Music: "Propeller" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sep 13, 202301:12:12
#19.05: And Just Like That... & Other Stories

#19.05: And Just Like That... & Other Stories

Sean and Amber go on a road trip, go to a party, dance like a penguin, and get recognized. Meanwhile, George goes to the dentist.

Music: "Woke Awake" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Sep 06, 202301:04:30
#19.04: What Happens in Vegas Stays in Burbank

#19.04: What Happens in Vegas Stays in Burbank

Amber and Sean discuss the silly architecture of Vegas, how much the Romans loved Greek salads (especially with ranch dressing), and Times Square in the early 1980's. Plus, another classic Loshopo celebrity encounter!

Music: "Time Is A Chew Toy" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Aug 30, 202301:16:37
#19.03: Have You Seen My Tooth?

#19.03: Have You Seen My Tooth?

Marketing, taglines, hurricanes,  and earthquakes, and why doesn't Amber have an office?

Music: "Mini Monster" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Aug 23, 202301:09:19
#19.02: Amber and Sean's The Covenant

#19.02: Amber and Sean's The Covenant

Sean travels with baby suntan oil. Amber transcends with Taylor. With special appearances from Jake Gyllenhaal and Cthulhu.


Music: "Where Does The Time Go, Marissa?" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Aug 17, 202301:05:41
#19.01: Did You Happen To See A Roadrunner?

#19.01: Did You Happen To See A Roadrunner?

Amber and Sean discuss hometown visits, coyotes, birds and jeeps, and end credits, and come to very few conclusions. Very few.

Music: "Snowball (patent pending)" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Aug 09, 202359:53
#18.23: Jamie Didn't Make It, But Barbie Did!

#18.23: Jamie Didn't Make It, But Barbie Did!

The manipulation of reality, online vitriol, Ryan Gosling's work with Annette Funicello, and the millionaires versus the billionaires are just a few of the things Amber and Sean touch on in this wide-ranging, hilarious, and deeply personal conversation.

Music: "Aside From Your Hair" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Aug 02, 202301:05:47
#18.22: I Am Become Theater Camp, Destroyer of A Chorus Line

#18.22: I Am Become Theater Camp, Destroyer of A Chorus Line

Amber and Sean get into it about cookies with rocks in them, how orgies are just like bridge, whether or not a moose counts as sexy, and why Amber put Christopher Nolan (and his movies) on time out.


Yes, we are aware of the audio issues in this episode. We have fixed them for futures episodes. Thank you, and good day.


Music: "An Hour Or More" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jul 26, 202359:16
#18.21: Tom Cruise Made His Own Popcorn For That Movie

#18.21: Tom Cruise Made His Own Popcorn For That Movie

Sean and Amber discuss thoughts and prayers, The Infidel's travels through time, and 1982 World Series of Poker Champion Jack Strauss, and then read listener comments about Schadenfreude and the reinvention of robes. 

Music: "Better Underwater" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jul 19, 202301:16:53
#18.20: Must Be In The Front Row...

#18.20: Must Be In The Front Row...

Amber and Sean discuss Broadway, Oscar Levant, the great things about Truth Social, and accidental Googling.

Music: "Fire Breather" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jul 12, 202358:58
#18.19: A Belfast Wedding and Intern Children

#18.19: A Belfast Wedding and Intern Children

Amber and Sean talk shipbuilding, the Troubles, kicking children, and the unearthly beauty of Julia Roberts.


Music: "Animal Tested" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jul 05, 202301:19:34
#18.18: Raiders of the Lost Ark is Fine

#18.18: Raiders of the Lost Ark is Fine

Sean and Amber evaluate the restaurant Shake Shake, the television program Dave, and the movie Asteroid City, and guess what? They're all fine!

Music: "Rhinestone Busboy" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jun 28, 202337:37
#18.17: What's Your Favorite Cooking Vessel?

#18.17: What's Your Favorite Cooking Vessel?

Amber and Sean speak Hawaiian, go hunting at a Goodwill, and once again run into Henry Winkler.

Music: "Wristwatch" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jun 21, 202357:30
#18.16: We Finally Got Poo-Poo Head

#18.16: We Finally Got Poo-Poo Head

The third part of the Vanderpump Rules reunion definitely lived down to expectations, or even below.  Also, Amber explains why the director's curtain speech is the most important part of any play, and Sean loves and feels loved. For once. Maybe twice.

Music: "Fantasy Team" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jun 14, 202301:18:31
#18.15: Good Matt Damon Hunting!

#18.15: Good Matt Damon Hunting!

Amber and Sean discover that the (podcast) is an imaginary number, plan a Loshopo outing to Tom Tom's in WeHo, rely heavily on an editor, and show less.

Music: "Shorting" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Jun 07, 202359:47
#18.14: Vanderpump Rules, LoShoPo Drools

#18.14: Vanderpump Rules, LoShoPo Drools

Amber's feelings are hurt by the latest Julia Louis-Dreyfus movie. Sean gets a new tech guy instead of the new tech guy. Then, Amber and Sean team up for a shallow dive into the Vanderpump rules (deservedly so).


Music: "Oh, The Ghost!" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

May 31, 202301:14:27
#18.13: Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar

#18.13: Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar

Amber loves having dinner with entertaining kids, and Sean loves watching TV. Also, the Coen brothers turn out to be fairly talented.

Music: "Since I Got Out Of My Box" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

May 24, 202301:03:42
#18.12: Getting The Band Back Together

#18.12: Getting The Band Back Together

Sean and Amber record in the same place at the same time for the first time in decades. They chat (GPT) about town halls, dog allergies, getting too close to the vet, and lots of other stuff. Plus, plenty of viewer comments!

Music: "Landis" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

May 17, 202301:10:25
#18.11: I Follow The Rules

#18.11: I Follow The Rules

Amber and Sean talk about rehearsal blacks, continual improvement, and spraying Anxiety (by Calvin Klein).

Music: "Fingers" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

May 10, 202301:11:08
#18.10: Torturing Ben Kingsley at Starbucks

#18.10: Torturing Ben Kingsley at Starbucks

Amber and Sean review Amber's attendance at Sean's new improv show, the show itself, Eddie's truthfulness about the human condition, and how excited Amber is that the Knicks are pretty good again (not very).

Music: "Getting Work" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

May 03, 202356:02
#18.09: Dad Rock Dance Party: Do You Know Who Cake Is?

#18.09: Dad Rock Dance Party: Do You Know Who Cake Is?

Amber and Sean reflect on podcast history, explain what S.U.S. stands for, check their magic pocket watches, and dance dance dance.

Music: "Clot The Wobblin" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Apr 26, 202301:13:29
#18.08: Fun With Knick Knacks and Gewgaws

#18.08: Fun With Knick Knacks and Gewgaws

Sean flies solo and finds a way.

Music: "Cribbage Champs" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Apr 19, 202322:54
#18.07: Abby's Plan-Ahead Clown Show

#18.07: Abby's Plan-Ahead Clown Show

Amber parties on Easter. Sean doesn't lose a sweater. Google is useful.  And together, Sean and Amber desperately try not to spoil the suddenly more important succession aspect of "Succession."


Music: "Coffee or Soda" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Apr 12, 202349:09
#18.06: Smudgy’s Progress

#18.06: Smudgy’s Progress

Amber and Sean hear from some old listeners and a new listener. Then they talk park hangs and the disorder of the medical establishment.

Music: "Stole The Rhyme" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Apr 05, 202301:00:35
#18.05: Humdrummery and Blocks

#18.05: Humdrummery and Blocks

Amber and Sean talk branding strategies, who said the thing about ship novels, loving your body, and why childhood isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Music: "Denny's Parma" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Mar 29, 202301:03:08
#18.04: Pantsgate III: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

#18.04: Pantsgate III: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Amber goes for a walk, and Sean goes fortune-hunting. Plus, how important are nude panties?

Music: "Dry Cleaner" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Mar 22, 202356:18
#18.03: Pantsgate Continues!

#18.03: Pantsgate Continues!

Amber and Sean discuss the importance of consistency and progressive overload, the perils of chicken wings, and why tailors shouldn't be allowed to get angry.

Music: "Stairway" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Mar 15, 202301:04:38
#18.02: So Glad You Speak Rich!

#18.02: So Glad You Speak Rich!

Sean and Amber discuss pants that fit, being weird at parties, snow in Rochester (ho-hum) vs. snow in Los Angeles (holy shit!), and the endless hilarity of clandestine napkin thievery.

Music: "Reach Out And Grab Ya" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Mar 08, 202301:13:29
#18.01: Fingering the Spigot

#18.01: Fingering the Spigot

With Amber on assignment in either Kauai or Steubenville, Sean discusses listener comments about when they started listening or that they don't, the pronunciation of "travails," and listening to a podcast versus watching it. Plus a brief check-in phone call from Gabby Giffords.

Music: "Coro dos Tribunais" by SantaJustaStudios - Pedro Monteiro & "Eat Around The Pudding" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Mar 01, 202324:24
#17.23: The Return of Liquid Feet!

#17.23: The Return of Liquid Feet!

Liquid Feet is back and better than ever. Sean and Amber discuss the endless booby-trapped maze that is your average tech rehearsal, Pulitzer's invention of dynamite, and the fun of receiving Youtube comments from fans, even if you are not a "How To Fix Your Sore Hips" video.

Music: "Planned Obsolescence" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Feb 22, 202301:00:31
#17.22: Is It "Cuke Heads" or "Cuke Anon?"

#17.22: Is It "Cuke Heads" or "Cuke Anon?"

Amber plugs and upcoming show by some up-and-comers. Sean's water heater is forgotten, but refusing to get gone. Plus, Viewer Comments, and  to "we see" or not to "we see."

Music: "So Long, The Scrubber" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Feb 15, 202301:18:50
#17.21: Bringing Breakfast Bourbon to Bel-Air Beyonce Brunch Bash

#17.21: Bringing Breakfast Bourbon to Bel-Air Beyonce Brunch Bash

Amber deals with a hairy situation, and plays DMV bingo to win. Sean embarks on an odyssey to another world, almost seven miles away. And the duo once again learns the lesson of doing it now, instead of stressing about why you're not doing it and putting it off til later.

Music: "Aside From Your Hair" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Feb 08, 202301:14:55
#17.20: Long Shot: The Last Wish

#17.20: Long Shot: The Last Wish

Sean and Amber debate the return of societal norms at the movies, ultraviolet nail developments and The Blind Side, and the forbidden "Do Not Enter" parking structure building in Pasadena.

Music: "Flock Hard, Lockhart" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Feb 01, 202353:49