AMATEUR NATION

AMATEUR NATION

By Lou Santini
About
If you want biting, insightful (and funny) commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, poor manners and bad social skills, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his (pretty good-selling) book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills" (available on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros".
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If you want biting, insightful (and funny) commentary, AND you're allergic to a lack of common sense, poor manners and bad social skills, WELCOME! Based on his standup comedy and his (pretty good-selling) book, "AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners and Social Skills" (available on Amazon), now comes the PODCAST! Smart, uncompromising, thought-provoking, and engaging, this laugh out loud show is about those all around us who are "doing life wrong", and are disturbing the "flow of the Pros".
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It's Not You, It's THEM!
THIS WEEK: *“Movies are too slow! I have less time to text and tell people how to live and talk!” How Netflix is responding to and contributing to Amateur Nation. *“People keep talking to me! I can’t order things with voice command while I’m walking!” How Bose Alexa is responding to and contributing to Amateur Nation. Technology: It’s awful. *Wondering who the right person is for you to date? Don’t worry, amateurs will tell you! PLUS: *On “60 Seconds” I talk about crap we get in the mail that we don’t need, community progress, and the amateur “Word Police” is at it again. *On “3 Pro Things”, it’s like former President Obama has been listening to this show, unselfish Pro deeds done by Hollywood, and a new world record! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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27:54
November 10, 2019
"Guest: Comedian, Chris Strait!"
THIS WEEK: *More laws needed to protect the amateurs who walk and text in crosswalks. *The “Amateur Word Police” is at it again! What words hurt their fragile world this week? I’ll give you a hint: they’re stupid. PLUS: *On “60 Seconds”, I talk about cheap and easy Halloween costume ideas, Facebook posts I’ll never share, and another great word of the day about amateurs contributed by a future guest on this show *On “3 Pro Things” it’s comedians fighting the “Woke Wars”, the most tear-jerking car TV show episode ever, and my guest, Comedian, Chris Strait! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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54:24
November 3, 2019
“Guest: Comedian, Darren Carter ‘The Party Starter’!”
THIS WEEK:  *The 30 Truths About Amateurs *Amateur, Hannah Gadsby, telling us how we all should be and live to adjust to her “scary”, amateur world *GQ Magazine: aka, “Women’s Day” magazine. PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds” I talk about what “being grounded” is not and Amateur Nation’s “Beavis & Butthead” mindset *3 Pro Things includes “The Science of Winning”, why you should talk to strangers, and my guest, comedian, Darren Carter, “The Party Starter”! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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44:05
October 27, 2019
Amateur Nation: The New ‘Idiocracy’”
THIS WEEK: *Amateurs, I give up. Slather yourselves in ketchup and climb over all lion barriers at the zoo. Less amateurs in the world. *Why social media “obligatory photos” aren’t. *10 Bad Manners That Irritate the Crap Out of Everyone PLUS: *On “60 Seconds” I talk about drug store receipts, food pics, gym kisses, and song from 1983 that was prophetic about Amateur Nation. *3 Pro Things includes a song from 2016 that speaks to Amateur Nation, my new favorite show on TV, and the best movie I’ve seen in theaters in years. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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28:52
October 20, 2019
“It’s ‘Swine Time’ with Guest, Comedian Brian Swinehart!”
THIS WEEK:  *Amateur parenting! *“Excuse me, Flight Attendant, there’s hair on my TV screen!” *Another nominee for “Amateur of the Year”! PLUS:  *I talk about one of the most underrated comedy movies of the 80s, how Hollywood is “0-fer” when it comes to Godzilla, and why you should never want to be a fish. *”3 Pro Things” will make you water up: vindication for the “cancel culture” that attacked the humanitarian actions of Carson King, a 16 year old philanthropist who helps sick kids through classic cars, and my guest, Comedian, Brian Swinehart! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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39:03
October 13, 2019
“Guest: Comedian Kristi McHugh!”
THIS WEEK:  *How dare you try to repair your own electronics!  What, you think you bought it and now you own it?  Silly consumer. *Why group texting should be punishable by death with machete *If an amateur parent “parents” in the grocery store and no one is around to hear it, does it count?   PLUS:  *I talk tv, movies, and Satan’s LLC, “Spectrum”, on “60 Seconds” *On ”3 Pro Things” I talk about how less Facebook means more happiness, the difference between loneliness and alone-ness, and my special guest, the lovely and funny Kristi McHugh! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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47:46
October 6, 2019
“Guest: Comedian/Actress Mary Patterson Broome”
THIS WEEK:  *Hold the phone, amateurs!  No, wait, FOLD the phone!  You heard me right! *The app that gives you the fast, easy, convenient way to get your car washed!  All you need to do is give them your credit card and email address, create a profile and a password, read the rules and restrictions, set up a calendar…aww, never mind, it’s raining now. *Why amateurs and history don’t mix. PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds” I talk about vaping and a new word I learned that applies to amateurs. *“3 Pro Things” includes art that calls out amateurs, a true example of sportsmanship and my guest, comedian/actress, Mary Patterson Broome” Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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1:03:25
September 29, 2019
“Bumper Sticker Spirituality and More Amateur Crap”
THIS WEEK:  *More amateur fa—“fanateurs” of the NFL, this time in Cleveland! *“Journey”. Not the band, but rather, the overused, bumper sticker spirituality word that fills the amateur need for attention  *Take 2 on Instapoetry! PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds” I talk about eggs, staples, and pumpkin spice *”3 Pro Things” includes “Women of Power” in the NHRA, and finally, some mandatory, needed technology for hybrid and electric cars. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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42:59
September 22, 2019
“Guest: Fetish CosPlay Adult Star and Superheroine: Samantha Grace”
THIS WEEK:  *Smiling normally: the amateur’s kryptonite *You can’t bring your own water, but you can bring a horse on Americ—I mean, Amateur Airlines and thus two nominees for the 2019 “Ammy Awards”! *Shocker!  Japan reports, “bad manners and posting nasty comments online on the rise”.  Amateur Nation: it’s worldwide! PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”: the best words on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, and other tech crap *”3 Pro Things”: a tribute to one of the automotive world’s greatest women, metal you need to see, and my guest, Fetish CosPlay Adult Star and Superheroine: Samantha Grace Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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54:11
September 15, 2019
“Boos, Booze, and Pros”
THIS WEEK:  *Why the Indianapolis Colts “fans” that booed a retiring Andrew Luck are amateurs—“Famateurs”! *Don’t tip your bartender or server? “Tipateur”! *Use your phone while sitting on gym equipment?  “Gymateur”! PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”: buying words, household spills and how you can tell a bad driver by how they hold their steering wheel  *”3 Pro Things”: NFL Colts QB Andrew Luck, “The 7 Differences Between Professionals and Amateurs”, and how action, not “sending positive vibes and prayers” saved the “little guy” restaurant in the great city of Cleveland Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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36:49
September 8, 2019
“Guest: Video Game Enthusiast/TV Producer, Scott Tomasso”!
THIS WEEK:  *How social media fans the flames of depression and anxiety. *Is amateur behavior and bad manners the “new normal”? *Studies show manners are in decline?  True or true?   PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”: “The Impossible Whopper”, a popular movie that I couldn’t make it halfway through, and public bathrooms. *”3 Pro Things” includes: a “go to” whiskey source, proof that “in person” beats “sending positive vibes and prayers”, and the video game aficionado with the biggest collection I’ve ever seen, the ‘laymanvideogamer’ and TV producer, Scott Tomasso. Hope your Labor Day Weekend is amateur free! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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52:13
September 1, 2019
“My First Guest: Ken Napzok, Author of ‘Why We Love Star Wars’”
THIS WEEK:  *A real life “William Foster” from the movie “Falling Down”, that becomes an amateur story—with a twist! *Delicious proof on why cell phone use makes users more selfish, destroys volunteerism and makes them less charitable. *If you hate customer service now, just wait until your head explodes when you hear how companies track and study your voice when you complain! PLUS: *On “60 Seconds”, the biggest lies in packaging, how to pronounce words, and the vicious cycle that links social media with depression and anxiety. *”3 Pro Things” includes; quite possibly the two youngest Pros ever,  and my very first guest—fellow podcast host, and friend, the author of the #1 Best Seller on Amazon, “Why We Love Star Wars”—Ken Napzok! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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1:19:19
August 25, 2019
“Planes, Drains, and Automobiles” (The amateurs are the “Drains”)
THIS WEEK:  *This week is the official ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of “AMATEUR NATION”! *More amateurs on airplanes *Why letting amateurs drive autonomous cars would be like giving guns to chimps *Amateurs getting what they deserve when it comes to texting while walking And a SURPRISE coming for Episode 52! PLUS: *On “60 Seconds”, since telling amateurs not to “text and drive” doesn’t register, a different angle of reasoning, and “The Top 5 Phrases Pros Could Do Without Ever Hearing Again” ”3 Pro Things” includes: Proof that paper straws are a failure on TWO levels, a man who wants to mow your lawn for a good cause, and a whiskey pick for under $20. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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21:46
August 18, 2019
“The 50th Episode! 50x More Pro Power than Episode 1!"
THIS WEEK:  *Stop what you’re doing!  Alyssa Milano is hurting! *Can you “advocate for yourself”?  Amateurs can, even if they don’t know when and how to use that phrase properly! *An infuriatingly selfish nominee for “Amateur of the Year” for the 2019 Ammy Awards! PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”, the latest self-indulgent, absurd amateur cell phone habit. *”3 Pro Things” includes: An entire community of Pros looking out for the little guy, and two examples of perseverance and patience from the NHRA. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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32:13
August 11, 2019
“Amateurs: Straight Outta Competence” (The Rantiest, Correct-est, Pro-est, Longest Episode Yet!)
THIS WEEK:  *A very special (Pro) fan of the show expresses her thought-provoking sentiments about how social media disconnects and isolates people *My, “permission to treat this amateur as hostile”, idea *What pets are to amateurs vs. to what pets are to Pros *Thanks to amateurs, future disgusting jobs no one will want! PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”, a message to all cashiers *”3 Pro Things” includes, “How to Break Up with Your Phone”, a documentary that should be on your watch list, and an inspiring and thought provoking message from a driver in the NHRA who battled cancer—and won. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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1:07:25
August 4, 2019
"PROpositioned"
THIS WEEK:  *Your car might be “telling on you”; and what you can do about it *More proof that, when it comes to amateurs, it’s not about real accomplishments, but rather, simply getting attention *One definite way to tell if your child is an amateur *Turns out plastic straws AREN’T “Public Enemy #1” when it comes to pollution!  No duh!  What is?  Tune in. PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”, I talk about “Shark Week”, something on my bucket list, and, “The amateur's Guide to Working Out at the Gym” *”3 Pro Things” includes: “The Greatest Show of All Time”, the most ambitious work of art currently on TV, and “What Kills Creativity” Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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35:52
July 28, 2019
"Spits, Tits & Twits"
THIS WEEK:  *Not one, but TWO nominees for “Amateur of the Year” for the 2019 Ammy Awards! One at the beach, one at the grocery store!  *How do you define “naked”?  Because amateurs have no idea! *How social media is destroying communication. PLUS:  *I talk about “The Scrappiest Place on Earth”, fast food outta control and my “anti-cupcake policy” on “60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things” includes: a shining example of a Pro doing his civic duty, a hilarious fellow comedian and podcaster, and a Pro who charges double for attention-whoring amateurs who want free stuff! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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34:47
July 21, 2019
“The Book of PROverbs” (The Whiny Hollywood Episode)
THIS WEEK:  Good news everyone!  Mindy Kaling says it’s ok for you to be fat!  I think we can all rest easier now. Another celebrity “bravely” (and vaguely) “speaks out” against on-set misconduct—and only 15+ years after it happened!  And with no details or evidence to back it up!  Sounds credible and not at all a cry for attention! Celebrities: their lives are as hard as, if NOT harder than yours!  And you need to know their struggles!   Another reason to hate Starbucks.  If you’re uncomfortable by another person’s presence in public, you can ask the business owner to ask them to leave!  Time for me to empty out the grocery store and the gym!  Looks like I’ll be wandering around the earth like Will Smith in, “I am Legend”.  PLUS:  On “60 Seconds” the arch nemesis of the amateur: elevators *”3 Pro Things”; a tribute to TWO legends and how to get happy Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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45:34
July 14, 2019
“Master of Pros” (Thanks, Metallica!)
THIS WEEK:  *Leave it to amateurs to screw up the concept of a “healthy body image” *Question: When is the right time of day to mow your yard?  Answer: if you’re an amateur, anytime from before sunup to after sundown! *“The Four Stages of amateur-itis” PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”, it’s nose-pickin’, moths, (not moths that pick their noses; two separate things), and the current most beaten to death social media photo *”3 Pro Things”; simple, REAL “life lessons” from the NHRA Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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39:02
July 7, 2019
"The Mayor of Proburgh" (The Episode You'll Cheer)
THIS WEEK:  *Amateur parents who behave worse than their kids, in front of their kids *“16 Ways to Tell If You’re an amateur at the Gym” *In honor of July being “Cell Phone Courtesy Month”, “17 Ways to Tell if You’re an amateur on Your Cell” PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds” I talk about “Final Space” and Mindy Kaling *”3 Pro Things”, three things that are done RIGHT Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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40:01
June 30, 2019
"Wish You Were Pro" (Thanks, Pink Floyd!)
THIS WEEK:  *For amateurs, competition is mean *Hide your grandparents, Justin Bieber just may challenge them to a fight! *The difference between being proud of where you’re from and being an amateur *More on the morons’ amateur behavior on social media PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds” I draw an apt analogy between “bumper sticker spirituality” and saying, “I love you” too much *It’s all about cars, cartoons, and Star Wars on ”3 Pro Things”  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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32:55
June 23, 2019
"Protology" (Thanks, Pearl Jam!)
THIS WEEK:  *We have another nominee for “Amateur of the Year” for the 2019 Ammy Awards!  So you know it’s bad! *I expand on a previous discussion of “Dog Moms” and when being one falls under amateur behavior. *Two stories: one, a 20 year old, the other, a 4 year old: one a first class amateur, the other a bonafide Pro. *Amateurs who “express themselves” through clothing and bad behavior.  Everything except expressing themselves intelligently through words.  Cuz words is hard. PLUS:  *You watched the video, “30 Things That Are Like Driving a Prius”, now come, “10 Slogans for the Prius” on “60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things” is all about bad movies you MUST see, the sexiest fellow Ohioan ever, and a Pro that gives the world hope for the future. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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35:14
June 16, 2019
"PRODROPHENIA" (Thanks, The Who!)
THIS WEEK: *Nikita Gill: Instapoet?  More like “Insta-amateur”.   Some of the most idiotic, empty, vapid poems spewed forth to naive and  gullible amateurs, ever “written”. *Amateurs and intelligence.  Or should I say, “Amateurs vs. Intelligence”.  A real scientific study was done. *And by popular demand, more “Stories from the R.O.A.D” as in, “Real Overheard Amateur Dialogue”. PLUS:  *On  “60 Seconds”, the song, “Happy”, Family Guy, Oreos, Pringles and the  right way to pronounce “mischievous”.  Oh, wait.  I just did it.  Was  that so hard, amateurs? *”3 Pro Things” I talk about my new favorite  weatherman, the late great Robert Schimmel, and one of THE most bad ass,  underrated race car drivers of all time.  Who is she?  Listen to find  out. Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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49:48
June 9, 2019
"Pimp of Pro Nation"
THIS WEEK:  *Why being chronically late earns you the rank of “amateur First Class”. *“Knowing your worth”.  “Empowerment”.  And other words amateurs need to hear themselves say to keep from admitting that they suck. *Need therapy for your “Game of Thrones” series hangover? Then don’t listen to this podcast.  Ever. PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”, all female-cast movies re-titled for an all-male cast *”3 Pro Things” it’s all about “alone time” and a salute to Veterans Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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24:24
June 2, 2019
"CraZySeXyPro" (Thanks, TLC!)
THIS WEEK:  *Amateur Nation: “Where Everyone Wins a Trophy”! *NASCAR v. “Bill Nye the Amateur Guy” *The “Amateur Mission Statement” *Ketchup on your fries or form a “ketchup puddle”?  There is only one correct answer. PLUS:  *“60 Seconds”  *On ”3 Pro Things” it’s all about art and Rock n’ Roll Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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46:50
May 26, 2019
“Pros in the Attic” (Thanks, Aerosmith!)
THIS WEEK:  Why you should abandon Uber and Lyft and go back to taxis The Story of the “Stardust Soul and the Amateur Cereals"  Comments from Pros who observed “No Social Media Day” last week PLUS:  *I talk about “The Game of Thrones”…sorry, “GAMES of Thrones”, lacrosse, BBQ, zombies, and online car buying, all in “60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things” Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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38:19
May 19, 2019
"The Wizard of Pros"
THIS WEEK:  *I deconstruct the phony-spirituality, fake humanity, attention-grabbing meme, and GIF-posting amateurs and shove their trite quotes right up their unfulfilled, desperate, lonely, asses. *Fuck paper straws.  And why. *Amateurs who think they are solving the world’s biggest problems by reinventing the sock. *More stories from the R.O.A.D. as in, “Real Overheard Amateur Dialogue”. *Don’t forget: “No Social Media Day” is Tuesday, 5/14! PLUS:  *I throw that old “Ice Bucket Challenge”, and another former “3 Pro Things” nominee under the bus in “60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things”, I talk music and wildlife, and including a story about a squirrel researcher named, “Pizza”.  No joke. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY! Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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36:24
May 12, 2019
“More Podcasts About Amateurs and Pros” (Thanks, Talking Heads!)
THIS WEEK:  *Two easy ways to snag a FREE, “NO AMATEURS” trucker cap! *Amateurs who can’t park.  I know, redundant. *May 14th is “NO SOCIAL MEDIA DAY”. *More proof that hybrid and electric cars aren’t the “energy saviors” they claim to be, but rather are just more shiny new pieces of tech marketed to keep amateurs wrapped in obnoxious attention-grabbing smugness. *Another story from the “R.O.A.D” as in, “real overheard amateur dialogue”.  PLUS:  *On “60 Seconds”, I talk about 3DTV, Mountain Dew, and Oprah *”3 Pro Things”, including a story that proves that drag racing folk is the best folk Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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39:50
May 5, 2019
“Every Amateur Tells A Story” (Thanks, Rod Stewart!)
THIS WEEK:  *One more idiotic thing that sends the fragile “brains” of amateurs into a tailspin.  Here’s a hint: it’s WORDS!  (Cue thunder clap). *The “Good News Network”: once a website I praised on “3 Pro Things”, now a part of “Amateur Nation”. *Why one amateur who married herself showed that it was the opposite of “empowerment” and “self-love”.  And we have a nominee for next year’s Ammy Awards! *Another story from the “R.O.A.D” as in, “real overheard amateur dialogue”. PLUS:  *“60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things” including a story that will make you want to call your Mom
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36:22
April 28, 2019
“Skyrockets in Flight, Amateurs’ Delight!” (Thanks, Starland Vocal Band!)
THIS WEEK:  *How amateurs board a plane *The time I witnessed the world’s worst amateur actress forcing her way off a plane *My proposed, “Amateur Airlines: The Airline JUST For Amateurs” PLUS:  *“60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things”, including the phone you NEED to have and the world SHOULD have, and a great quote that overly sensitive crybaby, victim-type amateurs should heed, said by the legendary Pro in every sense of the word, Bruce Lee Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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36:39
April 20, 2019
“Pro in the U.S.A.”
THIS WEEK:  From my book, “AMATEUR NATION: The Decline of Common Sense, Manners, and Social Skills”, one of the many ways, “You Might Be an amateur If”. Also, from my book, one of many real life excerpts of my encounters with amateurs—at one of the many habitats where amateurs run rampant—the gym. How George Washington was not only the Father of Our Country, but one of the founding fathers of amateur prevention—at age 14! PLUS:  “60 Seconds”  ”3 Pro Things”, including Chris Rock and two other things that will give you hope and optimism for the future…or at least until my next podcast Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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27:45
April 14, 2019
“Close Encounters of the PRO Kind”
THIS WEEK:  What the overused and misused hashtag, “Feeling Blessed” should mean What real “gratitude” is and how amateurs manage to even fuck that up I’m going to say another offensive word now, so be ready:  “cyclist”.  I know, I’m a horrible person.   I throw more of the amateur’s Kryptonite; logic, at the stupidity of texting and driving PLUS:  *“60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things”  (Including Prius news!)
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32:14
April 7, 2019
“Pros Don’t Cry” (The Episode Tech and Prius Lovers Will Hate)
THIS WEEK:  30 Bland Things That Are Like Driving a Prius 14 Easy Steps to Make Online Dinner Reservations Do you like where you live?  I don’t mean like it, I mean, “like” it, as in “like” it on Facebook?  What if you were required to? Amateurs: always finding new ways to abuse social media PLUS:  “60 Seconds”  ”3 Pro Things”, The Hollywood Edition
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28:36
March 31, 2019
"Pro's Labyrinth"
THIS WEEK:  A “prayer template” if you will, when you “send your prayers to the families” of amateurs after they do amateur things, like cross barriers to take a selfie with a jaguar and then get mauled.   The latest, very real, amateur health crisis: Selfie Wrist. I drop more truth bombs about the misuse and overuse of the word “shaming”, AND how there’s not enough of it and how shaming often gets things done Here’s an SAT question for ya: “shame” is to “humiliation” as “bothered” is to offended”. PLUS:  *“60 Seconds”  *”3 Pro Things” (Two heartwarming, one delicious)
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33:45
March 24, 2019
“Never Mind the Amateurs, Here’s the PROS”
THIS WEEK:  Lots of food-related amateur stories including a brawl between amateurs started at a Red Lobster in my home state of Ohio.  See?  It’s not just Los Angeles! “Identifying as vegan” and why that’s stupid.  Forget the “war on drugs”.  The real war is on: CAKE. Amateurs wanted their little internet connected electric scooters to rent—and then they ruined it with amateur behavior.  More rock solid proof of how tech companies rarely, if ever, think through the consequences of their technology.  Amateurs: why we can’t have nice things. Chew on this: If “everyone’s special”, then no one’s special.  Boom.  PLUS:  “60 Seconds”  ”3 Pro Things” Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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48:48
March 17, 2019
"Fear of an Amateur Planet"
THIS WEEK:  *“AMATEUR NATION” is now heard on Spotify and Overcast!  *Why PRO lives ARE more valuable and more important than amateur lives and why it’s the DUTY of Pros everywhere to call out, embarrass, and shun the amateurs.  *Riding your bike is a great way to get exercise, but if you’re an amateur, the best way is to ride is in the dark, earbuds in, while texting!  *How, “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” is one of the first stories about true amateur behavior and how this wave of hate crime hoaxes are no different.  *How many Pros does it take to please an amateur? Trick question! It can’t be done, and I’ll tell you why.  PLUS:  *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”, including a movie pic I think you’ll dig  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment  Twitter: @lousantini Instagram: @lousantini3 Website: www.lousantini.com LISTEN ON:  https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/amateur-nation-with-lou-santini/id1434632597 https://amateurnationwithlousantini.podomatic.com/ https://www.patreon.com/AmateurNationwithLouSantini
54:02
March 10, 2019
”Blood Sugar Sex PRO”
THIS WEEK:  Fans always first and I welcome my new listeners in Russia, Germany, Tanzania, Macedonia, and my favorite country I’ve ever visited, Portugal! I weigh in on the Oscar drama and other associated Hollywood amateur behavior (*sneezes, “Spike Lee”!  “Jussie Smollett!”*) I’m sorry, I’m allergic to amateurs Few things in life give me as much pleasure as being right.  And when it comes to the needlessness and amateur reasons for autonomous cars, score another one for the Pros.  More not-so-alarming stats regarding this unnecessary technology. Due to the new useless tech on cars, the proliferation of texting and driving, AND the declining sales of sedans and increase in sales of needless full size SUVs, I give you: “Pro Nation’s Rules and Requirements to Getting a Drivers’ License”.  Oh, my God, amateurs are gonna hate it. PLUS:  *“60 Seconds” where I announce my new clothing line!
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34:46
March 3, 2019
“Pronifornication”
THIS WEEK:  Fans always first, and I’m happy to say “Amateur Nation’s” fanbase has expanded to Mongolia, Spain, Ireland, Morocco, South Africa, and Ghana! You think texting and driving is bad, wait until you hear what I witnessed first hand while on the road.  No hints. Did you know there’s a college for amateurs?  “Amateur University”, aka, “The University of Texas-San Antonio”. When do you give up your seat on a subway or other public mass transportation?  And should you have to ask? And speaking of which, ladies, when it comes to putting on makeup on public transportation, where do you weigh in?  And also, how much do you weigh? Chronic Tardiness: another way for amateurs to get that tasty attention they need—or they’ll die! PLUS:  “60 Seconds”  ”3 Pro Things” 
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46:07
February 24, 2019
”Dr. Prolove or: How I Learned to Stop Ignoring and Shun the Amateurs”
THIS WEEK:  We’re two months in to 2019 and we already have a nominee for “Amateur Person of the Year” for next year’s Ammy Awards!  Here’s a hint: he’s stupid and could be the first person to die from irony! What do you when they get your order wrong at McDonald’s?  If you’re an amateur, you call the police! Quiz for new amateur moms: The best way to breast feed is a) while standing, b) on a crowded, moving subway, C) all of the above!  All Aboard Amateur Railways!   PLUS:  “60 Seconds” 
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39:50
February 17, 2019
”Smells Like Pro Spirit”
THIS WEEK:    *What do you do when you’re squished next to a fat person on a plane?  If you’re an amateur, you cause a scene and run to social media!    *From the amateur point of view, an article from the BBC, and “Why It’s Ok to Have Bad Manners”  *“The Story of the Big, Mean Cookie"   *The “Amateur National Anthem”   PLUS:    *“60 Seconds” 
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52:17
February 12, 2019
"The Birth of A(mateur) Nation"
THIS WEEK:    *Mel Brooks chimes in on the, “Comedy Under Attack” discussion, and how PC amateurs are making comedy impossible  *Yet another company is selling your info, spying on you, and sharing videos of where you live.  I’ll give you a hint: It rhymes with “Ding” and is owned by “Shmamazon”  *When’s the best time to ask for a selfie?  When you’re the reporter at a press conference before a Super Bowl, duh!    PLUS:    *“60 Seconds” of SAG nominee/winner reviews
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52:58
February 12, 2019
"The 2019 AMMY AWARDS!" (BEST. EPISODE. EVER.)
THIS WEEK!   It’s the Pros' favorite day of the year as we hand out the Ammy Awards! With nominees in nine categories, including:    *Most Amateur Tech   *Most Amateur Big Company   *Most Amateur Social Trend   *Most Amateur Public Behavior   *Most Amateur Social Media Trend   *Most Amateur Phrase   *Most Amateur Ad Campaign Theme   *Most Amateur Person   *Amateur of the Year    Who will win? Are any of these amateurs really “winners”? Answer: No.  But, based on your votes, and nominees talked about on my first 18 episodes of 2018, the most amateur in each category will have one nominee that will rise above all others in “doing life wrong”!   Sure, it’s a podcast, but wait until you hear what the award statue looks like!    Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment Twitter: @lousantini  Instagram: @lousantini3  Website: www.lousantini.com
43:18
February 12, 2019
"One (amateur) Nation, Under Pros"
THIS WEEK:    *”Smart” technology and the amateurs that it feeds and breeds *Cell phones: the “Wooby” of the 21st century, and yet more deadly statistics that show amateurs can’t walk and talk at the same time   *A city is fighting distracted texting and walking with padded light posts!  *It’s finally happened: overly sensitive amateurs have created a situation that has backfired: At one university, if you’re a tall man, you can’t ask out a short woman, because it might constitute sexual misconduct. This just in: Danny DeVito to go on pussy rampage.   *DYK? “Seinfeld”, and all comedy is now evil    PLUS:    *“60 Seconds”   *‘3 Pro Things”   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment Twitter: @lousantini  Instagram: @lousantini3   Website: www.lousantini.com   
45:51
February 12, 2019
"The PRO-posal"
THIS WEEK:    *When is a “Good Samaritan”, really just another amateur in disguise?  *“Amateurs in Spaaaiiinnn!” (and Portugal), and the differences I noticed in everyday human behavior and manners there, compared to the U.S.   *Many people have physical fitness resolutions this time of year, but do you run the risk of suffering from “mental obesity”? If you have a virtual assistant, you just might.   *The difference between “Aww” and “Awe”! From the amateurs who don’t know the difference between “your” and “you are”!    PLUS:    *“60 Seconds”   *‘3 Pro Things”   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment  Twitter: @lousantini  Instagram: @lousantini3   Website: www.lousantini.com   
50:04
February 12, 2019
"Raging Pro"
THIS WEEK:   *Canada has amateurs, too?  What’s that aboot?  *Worst.  Roommate.  Ever.  *In defense of comedian Kevin Hart’s apology   PLUS:  *“60 Seconds”  *If you’re a server, you’re either gonna love or hate, “3 ProThings”  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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46:06
February 12, 2019
“Amateur Nation: 1814”
THIS WEEK:   *Comedy under attack once again by it’s only predator: amateurs  *“The Real World” and what it means to amateurs v. Pros  *Worst.  Bride.  Ever.   PLUS:   *“60 Seconds”  *If you’re an entertainer of any kind, you’re going to enjoy a very special, “3 ProThings”  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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1:03:22
February 12, 2019
“Pro White and the Seven Amateurs”
THIS WEEK:   *I clear the air about my feelings on, “Star Wars”  *Leave it to the amateurs to confirm my disdain for grocery stores.  Here’s a hint: “You apologize to your food before you eat it, right?”  NO?  Savage.  *Hey, Amazon: “Where’s the drones?”  And my packages?  *Harvard says you should only have 6 french fries.  From the college that brought you Facebook!  *I will be making an announcement as to who I identify as   PLUS:   *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro XMAS Things”  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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42:08
February 12, 2019
“Dances with Amateurs”
THIS WEEK:   *What kind of nation is this when your boss won’t even give you jacking off time while at work? I’ll tell ya’ what kind: Amateur Nation.   *More proof that autonomous cars are a bad idea.  Here’s a hint: “Don’t Drive InFucksticated”  *When you travel this holiday season, make sure you have the essentials: travel size toiletries, hats, gloves and scarves if you’re going somewhere cold, and your service peacock.    *How amateurs interpret their, “right to be happy”, and why they are wrong.   PLUS:   *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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40:11
February 12, 2019
“It WAS a Wonderful Life—Until the Amateurs Arrived”
THIS WEEK:  *I mark myself safe—from amateurs  *How will we know you voted unless you told us?  *Stop bringing your pets into public places  *How to behave like a Pro in a restaurant *I’m “enjoying the go”.  Are you?  You’re not?  You’re not having the time of your life when you poop?  Well, that’s just sad.   PLUS:   *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  
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57:08
February 12, 2019
“One (Pro) Nation Under a Groove”
THIS WEEK:   *Pro fans from across the globe AND REAL evidence of Pros dealing with amateurs as early as the 6th century B.C.!  (And the right way, might I add, and no, they didn’t cut their heads off)  *More proof that “home delivery without hassle” doesn’t exist  *“The Simpsons” under attack once again by some amateur who didn’t get enough attention as a child.  Well, guess what?  Daddy’s gonna give you the attention you so desperately need  *DYK: “Judgement-free”, means, “do whatever the hell you want”?  No?  Well, then you must be a Pro!     PLUS:   *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”, including my proposed, “National ‘Hello’ Day”  Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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55:04
February 12, 2019
“It Takes a Nation of Amateurs to Hold Pros Back”
THIS WEEK:   *Lots of fan input and shout outs this episode  *Not one, but two compelling and alarming arguments against any automatic breaking systems on all upcoming new cars and the amateurs who think it’s a good idea, “Because safety!”  *Ahh, Halloween: the season of sluts, weirdos, and the annual amateur who wears an inappropriate costume to work and makes headlines   PLUS:   *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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50:52
February 12, 2019
“Santini: Cultural Learnings of Amateur Nation for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Pros"
THIS WEEK:   *Put some pants on when you go to church, and my newly proposed, “Pro-Based” religion   *Pro Fans speak up once again, against the most amateur company of all time as decided by you: “Spectrum”  *More bad, yet, obvious news on how social media is linked to depression and work dissatisfaction…and my Pro cents as to why.   PLUS:   *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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50:49
February 12, 2019
“Amateur Wars: The Last Pro” (The Episode You NEED to Hear)
THIS WEEK:   *Hey, Millenials: less posty, more votey  *The Most Amateur Girlfriend of All Time  *How photographs have changed over the last 15 years, the reasons why, and how it has impacted Amateur Nation’s social behavior  *“You can’t tit your way through life”  *Why do we now need everything delivered to our homes?   PLUS:   *"60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  
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1:01:24
February 12, 2019
“SoLou: A Pro Wars Story”
THIS WEEK:   *More on the morons who want self-driving cars and more reasons NOT to have them  *One of my Pro Listeners expresses sentiments on Facebook regarding a brick and mortar store’s, “customer service” (or the lack thereof) that drives people to online shopping (where it’s still amateur)  *Are we still really talking about Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street possibly being gay?  And does it matter?  Answer: No.   PLUS:   *"60 Seconds"  * "3 Pro Things"   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  
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43:40
February 12, 2019
“Pros Won: An Amateur Wars Story”
THIS WEEK:   *DYK?  Women never have to apologize for anything, ever?  *Comedy under attack.  My $4,500.02 on comedy censorship and the PC world I live in as a standup comedian *Comedian Howie Mandel, and why he is afraid to do comedy    *The latest knee-jerk reaction from a comedy audience that I experienced first hand   PLUS:   *"60 Seconds"  *"3 Pro Things"   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB 
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1:02:23
February 12, 2019
“Amateur Wars: The Pros Awaken”
THIS WEEK:   *A list of amateur companies that consistently deliver bad service and/or products and the #1 vote getter by you, the fans.  (Hint: Verizon WASN’T #1!)  *Sex, sex, and more sex: 3 of the stupidest apps ever created that supposedly help amateurs have better sex; because just what we need, more amateurs procreating   *“Don’t Dad Intexticated”: more proof that cell phones suck hard and real stats on how parental cell phone use affects children.  Won’t someone please think of the children!   PLUS:   *I take a week off from “The List” since I beat up on Amazon hard the last couple episodes  *“60 Seconds”  *“3 Pro Things”   Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB   
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48:04
February 12, 2019
“Amateur Wars: The Pro Wars”
THIS WEEK:    *Listener contributions from Pros who are fed up with living in Amateur Nation  *Why former Cleveland Brown receiver and newly signed New England Patriot, Josh Gordon, epitomizes the term, “Professional amateur”  *“Dog Mom” and 18 other overused, misused, and abused, words and cliches that are amateur, sent in by listeners    PLUS:   *It’s take 2 with Amazon on “The List”  *60 Seconds  *And my favorite “3 Pro Things” to date    Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  
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1:00:15
February 12, 2019
"Pro Wars: Revenge of the Pissed"
THIS WEEK:   *Scientific proof that women are different than men!  *People who are nose blind to their own stank  *Why it’s no coincidence “Amazon” and “amateur” sound a lot alike and a transcript of my conversation with Amazon denouncing their entire organization and lack thereof    PLUS:   *The List  *60 Seconds  *3 Pro Things    Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  
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57:20
February 12, 2019
“Amateur Wars: Attack of the Pros”
THIS WEEK:   *Parking for amateurs  *Driving for amateurs  *The Worst Museum of All Time  *People Who Can’t “Back That Thing Up”   *How to Ride an Escalator   *Don’t Ever Mess with “The Simpsons”    PLUS:   *The List  *60 Seconds  *3 Pro Things     Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  
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51:44
February 12, 2019
“Pro Wars: The Amateur Menace"
THIS WEEK:    *How to Use a Crosswalk  *Women Looking at their Own Asses  *Why Self-Driving Cars are a Response to and Contributor To Amateur Behavior  *The Stupidest App of All Time    PLUS:   *The List  *60 Seconds  *3 Pro Things    Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB  Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment/ 
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55:11
February 12, 2019
"Amateur Wars: Return of the Pros"
THIS WEEK:    *People and their Seemingly Oppressed Opinions   *When Cooking Became War   *Another Example of how the Entertainment Industry and Social Media Combined Forces to Spread Amateur Behavior (via Michael Jackson)     PLUS:    *The List   *60 Seconds   *3 Pro Things    Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment/ Twitter: @lousantini Instagram: @lousantini3  Website: www.lousantini.com 
36:34
February 12, 2019
"The Pros Strike Back"
THIS WEEK:   *The Two Types of Amateurs in the World  *People Who are Chronically Late...and the REAL reason why  *My "Permission to Treat this Amateur as Hostile" idea  *What's Happening in Amateur Nation:  Team Ball Sports, "Special K" cereal, People Telling You what "Life" is    PLUS:    *The List *60 Seconds  *3 PRO Things    Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment/ Twitter: @lousantini Instagram: @lousantini3  Website: www.lousantini.com
53:55
February 12, 2019
"Amateur Wars: A New Dope"
Opening Comments and Commentary about those all around us in the world who are slowing down the "flow of the Pros", and simply, "doing life wrong" -- AMATEURS.   What's Happening in "Amateur Nation" (3 topics), "The List", "60 Seconds", 3 Pro Things...and much more!     Get the book! https://amzn.to/2OPSoOB   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LouSantiniEntertainment/    Twitter: @lousantini  Instagram: @lousantini3   Website: www.lousantini.com
56:18
February 12, 2019
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