O FUK MY MOM IS HOME

SMOKIN CIGGS AND TALKIN SHIT SO JUST FUKN LISTEN 

TUEZDAY AND WEDNDAY OPEN MICS FROM US TO U AND WE TALK ABOUT AUTISTIC RAP IS THE FUTURE

THREW TIME AND SPACE WE FOND EACHOTHER IN A DREAM ON EARTH AKA DIRT WE FIND THIS WORLD FUN HAPPINING AND VERY JOYOUS THEN ALEX JONES, MCAFEE, AND WHALE PUSSY COME OVER AND IT ALL MAKES MATHMATICAL GOD SPIRAILS 

ENJOY

WE START WITH A PRAYER 4REAL THEN ALL STORIES FOR 75TH AND STUART WEST-MINSTERZ FOO WE FUK THIS 1 UP WITH REAL TALK AND CRAZY STORIES FROM WHEN 

BIKE CRASHIN, DRUG RUNNIN AND HOW TO FIX UR EAR ON THE FLY THEN WE END WITH LOUIE THE LYFT DRIVER AND THE 3 GAY BEARS WE ALSO DRINK FOO

WE GO DEEP IN THE LAYERS OF KAOS WHAT IS REAL? DID I JUST HEAR THAT? WHO THE FUK R THEY TALKIN BOUT? BUT BEFOR THAT WE TALK DOPE HIP-HOP

WE CHAT ABOUT HOW WE BOTH US ARE SO FUK KOOL LISTIN TO HOW KOOL U CAN BE AND HOW WE GOT DOPE MICZ WE BOTH PICK OUR CLOTHS OFF THE FLOOR DO THIS U MIGHT BE KOOL 2

WE BOTH TRIP ACID THIS WEEKEND MCFOO SAYS HE FELT GOD DIK BUT I WAS DOWNTOWN AND HE WAS UP AT REDROCK CAN U SMOKE RED ROCKS? THEN WE CHAT ABOUT CONSPERISY FACT AND WE GOT IT 1000% RIGHT FUKOS

WE GET HIGH WE GET HIGH WE GET HIGH WE GET HIGH O DID I TELL U WE GET HIGH

WAT A KOOL DUDE THE KID FROM MASA JUYST MIGHT THE UNDERCOVER BEST NEW OPEN SOFT VOICE LIKE PhiL SMART FUNNY LIKE REGAN U JYST WAIT AND SEE WATS NEXT

WE NEED A OLD WHITE GAY GAY TO SAVE AMERICA 

WE TALK ABOUT WELL FUK I FORGOT IT WAS SO GOOD OVER A HOUR AND I DONT REMEBER SHIT HOPE U ENJOY HOE'S

WE TALK ABOUT COMEDY COMING BACK HOW SKERD WE WAS ABOUT CHILE FRIES FROM HAMBERGER STAND AND HOW CORNDOGS IS NOT FAST FOOD THERE THE MOST NUTRIOUS THING U CAN EAT

TALKIN WITH THE HOMEGURL 4 A HOUR IS SO EASY JUST LIKE ALL U CHUMPS WISH COMEDY WAS BUT ITS EASY FOR US CAUS WE GOTS THE BRAIN DAMAGE SO LAUGH CUZ WE PART DOWNSSY

THIS GUY CAME FROM WHERE ITS DARK 20 HOURS A DAY HE TRAVELED ALL THE UNITED STATES CAUSE HIS DAD WAS A FLIGHT ATTENDANT

SOUND NOT GREAT TILL 8 MIN IN SORRY STILL ENJOY JOSHUA DANGER EMERSON AND THE VERY CUTE JACOB JONAS WE ALL TALK ABOUT AZ COMEDY WHERE IS THE OPEN MICS AND SHOWCASES AT

WE'RE LUCKY COMEDY IS COMIN BACK OR WE MIGHT HAVE GONE MAD AND WE TELL SHIT STORYS 

WE GO DEEP SON BROKIN WINDSHELDS DRUGS HOW TO DO DRUGZ RIGHT HOW WE NEED THE GOOD AND THE BAD AND THE KRAY KRAY AND ALL THIS IS IN THE MEMORY OF MY GRANNY VERA ROSEY MARTINEZ

WAT PART OF DENVER U FROM ONLY PUNK ASS HONKIES LIVE THERE. WAT DID U DO FOR DROVID 420? THEN SHIT STORIES

WE EAT SROOOMS 

WE CHAT BOUT DRUGZ DOIN DRUGZ WHEN TO DO DRUGZ ANYTIME IS THE ANSER I ASK HIM HOW HE LOST HE'S TEETH HE SAID ON THE BUS THAT HIT HIM AND OTHER SHIT

WE CHAT BOUT PEOPLE TAKING OVER THE CAPITAL GETTTING OUT OF TROUBLE AND I DO DABS AND WE BOTH DRINK

Mccrack thinks comedy is dead he is kind of right but we're both wrong on the rest of the podcast and then Fran shows up and then we talk wat is to come in2021

Where did the comedy go we need open mics to suck at how to stay busy might have to travel to where there is comedy and then we wrap it up with just how kool weed is 

how u been Grambo "i have a baby i do movies and edit video's now" u like zoom comedy " i help host a great zoom comedy show" hows covid session 2 been " its been great!"  

We chating about Trump & Old Joe then Bella barks at us and after that we compare whiteness Christina-duh won

We talk about the good old days of the living room mic if u was good u walked away with 25 buck that was were I tried to be funnier and it didn't work i never won the money before that mic ended but i'm still in the game so thanks for giving me a place to fail and fail big love u homie Dickkie Black  

we bend tacos chat about comedy staying focused threw out this second session of covid  

i fuked up and my mom was home we talked about comedy and other shit but Frances was stalking from the hallway waiting to shut us down but it was still good yo

we chat about covid19 session 2 fukn up comedy and then growing up in Denver where did u get fingered first? 

We talk about living in a tree and covid session 2 when Comedy Work will come back and if comedy will  come back?  

we talk about this comedy game and we can stay in the game during this sad covid season and what bring a kool kid from Jersey to Denver it's weed and comedy   

Better than the presidential debates!

Our third episode featuring Lily Ostberg

One of the best comedy dudes in Denver we talk about A meterial and kind of conspiracies theory we end when my mom call and says she on hir way home o and we crack jokes too 

Our first podcast with Jonny Beeks we talk about comedy how to get back into the grooove of telling jokes again