Breeze Shooting x Luke GJ

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" - Confucius (kinda, but not really)

After the L’Etape du Tour, the remaining twenty-two Orwellians depart Moutier for Briançon, and try to get on TV when they were watching the Tour on the Galibier.

After not completing the Etape, I detail my redemption arc, as I continue to seek the title of “Tropical Weather Ginger”.

“To me, a fight is not a fight until there’s resistance. Until there’s something to overcome.” - Teddy Atlas

A band of twenty-five Orwellians decended (and ascended) on the Alps for L’Etape du Tour and a Raid. I recount my adventures amid the heat wave, to discover if I am a “Tropical Weather Ginger”.

With Liège Bastogne Liège completed, Eugène “Skil” Dillion and I go to Flanders. During our Driedaagse de Ghent, we sample Gent-Wevelgem in Flanders Fields and the Philippe Gilbert Classic. Waffle sampling continues for our brave hero.

I joined an Orwell Wheelers sortie to Belgium at the end of April. My first goal was to complete Liège-Bastogne-Liège. All Aboard the Hype Train and read about my adventures and build up to the first stop; Liège.

I take you on holiday to the Dolomites with a rag-tag bunch of Orwellians. Here is my day by day diary of my adventures up hill and down dale. Would my Patellar Tendons live to tell the tale? Spoiler Alert: Barely. It’s another monster report, with a Podcast for those without the time to read.

In a town full of plain-faced, Amish-looking, possibly reptilian, humanoids, one man had freckles, this is his story. Fair Warning: Boil the kettle and clear your calendar, it’s longer than a Brachiosaurus Spinal Column. I detail my trip to Boulder, Colorado. This trip took place in late May 2018. This episode is essentially an audiobook of my 8,501 word report which was published on my website and on Orwell Wheelers.